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Alea Iacta Est by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gets a different set of powers, and canon begins to diverge almost immediately ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,537 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 3,240 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/11/2015
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,227 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 4/10/2014
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,420 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 4,032 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 6/1/2017
An American Geek in a Halkeginian Court by Inner Legions reviews
An American commits cultural appropriation against a hapless Japanese youth. Typical, just typical. WARNING: CONTAINS RAW, GRAPHIC KIPLING. May only be suitable for mature readers.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 604,130 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Louise, OC
Recoil by ack1308 reviews
The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 403,211 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,285 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 4,253 - Follows: 4,308 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet - Complete
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 2,984 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 3,707 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6664 - Favs: 6,811 - Follows: 7,683 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,359 - Reviews: 5644 - Favs: 4,496 - Follows: 4,769 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter - Alteran by Sashian reviews
The rebirth of an entire race and society is a tall order when this and other galaxies are not safe. What is Harry to do? What he does best, jump in feet first. Rating T for some language and mentions of nudity later on. Pairings HP/HG/LL/other
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 196,908 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 9/18/2017 - Published: 2/16/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4248 - Favs: 11,318 - Follows: 13,421 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
Legion by NeverTooOld reviews
Summary: Brockton Bay has an amazingly temperate climate. But sometimes, winter storms come through anyways. Because of this, Taylor was left in the locker for much longer, with far reaching consequences. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Worm belongs to Wildbow. We just get to play in this universe. It is fanfiction, thus is by definition AU. All changes are for my entertainment.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 289,207 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [Skitter, Panacea]
Life's Ending, Life's Beginning by becuzitswrong reviews
After the events of graduation go horribly wrong, Buffy leaves Sunnydale for another future.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,265 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 8/13/2011 - [Joyce S., J. O'Neill] Buffy S.
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 4,877 - Follows: 4,771 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
Security! by ack1308 reviews
A fanfiction writer finds himself within the story. What is he to do?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 486,945 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Skitter, Panacea, OC, Scion - Complete
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/12/2014
Taylor Augusta Hebert by Tarkus the Jaguar reviews
Taylor Hebert wanted to be anyone else. Agent Maine didn't want to die. Well, two out of two was a win, right?
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,817 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Maine/Meta
Ginny Weasley and the Sealed Intelligence by BayesWatch reviews
Continuation fic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's Ginny Weasley's first year at Hogwarts, and before she knows it, she is caught up in matters too grave even for a second year Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,916 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 2,919 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35539 - Favs: 26,478 - Follows: 19,516 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Weaver Nine by Thinker6 reviews
Taylor and Jack Slash are born in each other's places. Weaver is the infamous usurper of the Slaughterhouse Nine, while young Jacob Hebert forges his path through the underworld of Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,719 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Skitter, Jack Slash
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 8,797 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Worm d20 by throwaawy reviews
You know that one gamer, the one who breaks into every house and turns the place inside-out in their search for loot? That adventurer who slaughters everything in their path for XP? What if the events of Worm were a group of friends simply playing a pen & paper RPG? What if the protagonist could best be described as one such adventurer? Rated T for language.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,973 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter
A Parent's Mistake by main891 reviews
A young Gregory House goes to Hogwarts for his first year. While there a certain potions master discovers a deep secret about Gregory that not even Greg knows himself. First time writing so be kind pleas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,229 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., G. House
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 6,453 - Follows: 4,105 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Burden of Responsibility by Squirrelloid reviews
Threatened with Azkaban, Hermione Granger is helpless until rescued by Harry Potter. The problem is that Harry has a mysterious dark side which eats people. Needing control of her life, Hermione resolves to become her own hero and hopefully save all of Britain from Harry Potter. Single point of divergence from the fic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,895 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012
And If That Don't Work? by Sunshine Temple reviews
CH12 up. With enough gun, even an Angel can be destroyed, AT field & all. Wiping-out much of the nearby area, you don't want your Pilot & Ops Director getting caught in the blast. With a proven alternative, Nerv's position has changed & Shinji? Well...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 254,979 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2008
His Way by A Dreamweaver reviews
After 'Not Fade Away' Spike finds himself resurrected yet again and sent back in time by the PTB to fix things for Buffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,796 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Flashes by Alicorn24 reviews
A series of short stories taking place in the same fanonverse as Luminosity and Radiance. Some of them will be comprehensible without having read the novels. Some won't. I recommend starting with the novels.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
Radiance by Alicorn24 reviews
Sequel to "Luminosity", narrated by Elspeth. You do not need to have read canon Twilight, but you will be very confused if you haven't read Luminosity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 234,771 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,359 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15016 - Favs: 23,724 - Follows: 9,675 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 6,336 - Follows: 1,905 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6353 - Favs: 17,098 - Follows: 5,970 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 4,506 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11279 - Favs: 21,070 - Follows: 7,185 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete