Forbidden love in the Westfold... Halla's new marriage to a warrior of Rohan leaves her cold. Fortunately, she finds an exotic and dangerous enemy injured in the forest near her land...

A girl from Earth is thrown precariously into Skyrim and rescued by a traveling Orc.

Drabbles. Diary of a woman from our world who gets sucked into the World of Warcraft, literally. She's reached her peak and she's got a hot new body - Garrosh, hide your warriors! Rated for adult situations and language. Mostly cathartic brain fluff, and subject to/victim of the Patented Zoop Scenario Randomizer. *LEGION STORY ARC IN PROGRESS*

Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. THIS STORY HAS RECENTLY BEEN EDITED TO ALIGN WITH GAME CANON REVEALED IN DA:I

She dragged him out of the cold and most likely saved his life. Little did he know that returning the favor would change everything.

"He had only come across such vileness once before, three years past. Then, it had been a Woman with an orc lover. She had been beyond redemption, defending her monstrous partner as though it were her goodly husband." - 'Splint,' by helenamarkos. Who were they? What was their story? With the gracious permission of the author, Zoop is about to tell you... Cover art by helenamarkos.

Even if she could not peek through the slits of his mask, that time she could feel it, a scorching gaze pinned on her little frame. It unnerved her, for the wrong reasons. She suddenly understood how foolish she had been for indulging so long in their little game, but from the wrong conclusion. AU F!DB/Miraak

Who can you trust? What happens when someone who trusts no one finds someone who cannot lie? And what if they're both a little crazy? Good times! (By popular demand, years later, more chapters are coming.)

A series of interconnected one shots and snapshots of the Dovahkiin from the perspective of traveling companions, friends, lovers and those who attempted to cross her. Rated M for language, some sexual situations. Latest update: Farengar Secret-Fire

Short episodes about the sacrifices you must make for interspecies love.

Fem!Shepard/Garrus-It has always been an awkward mating dance for Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian, but with the IFF now firmly in place, and the Mass 4 Relay looming just over the horizon, respect and loyalty have manifested into an intense and primal need. Takes place within canon during ME2. Rated MA for nudity and erotica.

Across the province from the first dragon's appearance, Lily suffers cruelly and seeks refuge among the Orcs, urging Ghorbash the Iron Hand to apply gentler methods for a change. Same universe as "Duty Calls". Rated for language, rape scene.

Waking up in a prisoner wagon when you thought you were playing a game is no way to start your day. But who's going to be the Dragonborn? The arachnophobic off-worlder with no survival skills, or the Orc prisoner who gets stuck with her?

Fem!Shep & Thane. Some serious attraction from both parties. Both trying to deal with the tension without succumbing to temptation... Saucy business.

Saruman's Uruk breeding program is in full swing. Tara, a pickpocket from Osgiliath, is about to become a part of it, setting in motion changes no one can yet imagine. Rated a strong 'M'. Followed by WIP "A Kingdom of Ice and Blood"

Sebastian is in search of Hawke, who disappeared after the Chantry's destruction. After three long years of losing and finding hope, again and again, he finally finds her and swears to protect and love her. She is his shining rose in a bloody garden. Rated M for a reason.

Teldryn Sero is hired in Solstheim by a strange woman, claiming to be searching for the source of attempts against her life. What follows is a journey through horror, beauty, pain and revelation as his patron slowly gives up her secrets, and Teldryn finds himself entwined with an ancient, tormented Dragonborn, balancing on the precipice of moral desolation and wickedness. Smutty.

Ghorbash the Iron Hand gives the dragonborn a lesson in orc culture. [F!Dragonborn/Ghorbash. Mature readers only]

What she needed most was a different life, an escape from destiny, and the Thieves Guild was the perfect place to start. Nord F!Dragonborn x Brynjolf - Rated M as of Ch. 4

Fill for the kinkmeme: Nihlus finds some time while aboard the Normandy to have a little solo fun. Before things can get rolling, Shepard shows up and makes things much more interesting. Rated M, because that's just how I roll.

The story of the relationship between Wrex and Shepard, spanning all three games, because I adore that old krogan. :) Rated M for adult situations and language. (Reposting chapter 7, because I don't think the e-mail notifications went out.)

He's lost his other half and, now that the Reapers have landed, has never felt more alone. On-board the Normandy, he develops a bond with the Commander-she's smart, capable, a force of nature. He's drawn to her, but is it enough to turn a friendship into something more? FemShep/Cortez pairing, rated M for later chapters.

Time is a luxury in the thick of war, and what is sown must always be reaped. As one of only two people alive who can speak the prothean language, Shepard is given the task to learn more about Javik's civilization while she is still able.

Nova is a science experiment wishing it would all just come to an end. When scientists capture a full grown Yautja and put him in the cell next to hers, interests are raised. Maybe the warrior is just what Nova needs to make a break for freedom. Rated M. NOT FOR CHILDREN PEOPLE! Story now up for adoption, Have at people.

Vampire AU. In 1902 London, Fenris's flight from his former master leads him straight to the city streets—and the night's creatures who walk them. After a chance meeting with one who calls herself Hawke, Fenris's escape is curtailed as he finds his fortunes entangled with her own, forcing them both to face old fears and old scars as he attempts to win his freedom at last.

(Formerly the "In Which Garrus . . ." series, just compiled.) A group of one-offs, usually revolving around Garrus finding out some weird new aspect of human culture. All are written in response to crack/comedy prompts, so I'll be updating this as they come up. Mentions of FemShep/Garrus, rated M for language and descriptions of sex/anatomy.

He woke from stasis seeking revenge for an unspeakable crime and found himself face to face with his sworn enemies. She wanted to know why humanity's oldest friends had turned on them. But this time, instead of facing each other in a fight to the death, the two living survivors of the Prometheus expedition form an alliance. AU, Shaw/Engineer.

Following an unresolved argument at Haven, Sten corners the Warden on the outskirts of camp, intending to finish the dispute through combat and take charge of leadership. However, the sight of the Dalish elf bare in the water stirs an unfamiliar desire within him, and when they do clash blades, he finds himself wanting dominance over her in a very different way.

The biggest beat-down in the history of beat-downs. Another ending-fix, because I can't deal with the FEELS. Happily ever after minific, rated T for mild language.

The story of the progression of Garrus and FemShep's relationship from best friends to lovers. The first chapter was originally a stand-alone piece, but after some urging by the anons on the k-meme I've decided to make it a full fic. X-posted from the kinkmeme, so rated M for adult content. :)

Erik's greatest fear was to be a nameless farmer in the time of heroes. Will the cheerful, exotic visitor bring with her a chance of glory? A F!Dragonborn and Erik the Slayer fic. Rated T for mild language, violence, and suggestive themes. Updates sporadically.

The aftermath of violent racism, the Bosmer Dragonborn recovers under the care of her savior; a lone Orsimer hunter and his dog. Secluded in the beautiful walls of Bloated Man's Grotto, they find solace in each other where they couldn't find it before. Rated M for mentions of sexual assault, violence, and sex. Female!Dragonborn/Male!Orsimer.

Garrus Vakarian experiences the final battle against the Reapers, and faces the potential destruction of the woman he loves. Heavy imagery. M for blood, sex, and language.

Sometimes the weight of a thousand worlds is too much to bear, even for Shepard. Rated M for a reason.

Garrus and Shepard "relieve some tension" after a mission. Nothing but some PWP, with a lot of kink added to the mix. Rated M for a reason.

Time only heals the wounds in flesh. The ones on the soul need more. When their immovable centre starts to come apart, someone must provide her a safe port in the storm, or she will do what all others have failed to. She will destroy herself. Revised.

Loki needs a connection to Earth; will legend and mischief make it possible?

Meme fill. To survive on Omega, you can only look out for yourself. Yet Shepard, a smart-mouthed hooker with a mean right hook, finds herself drawn into Garrus Vakarian's mission to bring justice to her home and the gangs who overrun it.

Liara experiences a sudden disability after an intense melding and only one individual can assist her in regaining her energy. Oneshot companion to Blackwork. M for Xeno love.

Garrus doesn't know if she is real, or a hallucination, but when Shepard storms back into his life on Omega, he finds that he doesn't much care. He just knows that he's not letting her go again, not if he can help it. -Another kinkmeme fill.

Everyone needs occasional down time from saving the galaxy. Shepard, Garrus, and Tali find time with each other. Companion to Belonging and Crossing Lines. M for explicit material, language, xenophilia, slash, threesomes.

Prompt fic. Garrus Victus was never more surprised than he was the day his cousin ran away with a hanar, until he finds himself dealing with the cannabis-farming humans of Shepard's Stand. Living legends aren't always legendary the second time around...

All Shepard wanted to do was change the color of her armor. Simple enough. But when it came to dealing with Garrus Vakarian, nothing was ever simple. F!Shepard/Garrus. Humor and Romance with M content at the end. Oneshot.

And another kinkmeme fill. In a non-Reaper AU, F!Shepard is stuck with her former mentor Nihlus and his former mentor Saren on a wrecked ship in space for a length of time. Tensions between them are resolved kinkmeme style.

Protheans do not have a word for "please." When Javik hears Shepard use it and discovers its meaning, he finds it clashes with the image he has made of her in his mind.

Fill for a prompt on kmeme. Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian have settled down together after the Reaper War, along with their adopted children. A short glimpse into their new lives.

He's a symbol of the righteous but in the eyes of some he's a villain. She's evil but in her heart of hearts she knows she's a good person. When they meet, who will see and know the truth? Rated M to be safe: Adult situations/language

Loki shows a strange interest in Darcy. Neither one is safe. Serialization. Post-Movie. Loki x Darcy. COMPLETE.

Garrus has made no secret of his desire for Shepard; as much as she wants him in return, there's still the small matter of saving humanity from the Collectors standing in their way. FemShep/Garrus. Rated for sexual content.

A sequel to "Clean Boots, Dirty Thoughts", in which Zevran, Alistair and Kalli Tabris have a threesome.

Sebastian arrives in Starkhaven to find two things waiting for him - a letter from Grand Cleric Elthina, and a certain apostate mage.

The weather outside is frightful... Whatever will Alistair and Neria do to pass the time? A follow-up to 'Snowfall.'

Where Garrus is lacking in information, Shepard is more than willing to provide. FemShep/Garrus.

Garrus and Shepard attempt to have a normal date night, but encounter a lounge singer. Yes, this is crackfic.

Kasumi is sick with a cold so Garrus pays her a visit on Shep's behalf. He discovers she owns a book that used to be his and offers to read it to her since she doesn't know turian. They gradually develop a bond during these nightly visits. Kasumi/Garrus

Mass kink fill. Shepard finds Garrus' old C-Sec cuffs and decides to use them to her advantage and find out why Garrus has been avoiding her. M for smutty goodness.

Love. Marriage. Babies. Sometimes they don't come in the "proper" order. But they work out how they were meant to. Just a very fluffy Jaylee piece. Rated M in an abundance of caution. Edited for typos 6/23/11

Five years after the Arishok left Kirkwall and Hawke has wandered. A war in the northern mountains provides a violent distraction from a growing passion, but provides more than just a temporary reprieve. Arishok/F!Hawke pairing, slight AU. Rated M.

Yautja females have died out, and yautja males have discovered that human females are capable surrogates. Anya, a human female, discovers herself courted by a high ranking male. Part 2, Start of a New Life is up.

Oneshots. Kink. Shepard has sexy encounters with various Mass Effect characters: Nihlus, Tali, Wrex, every turian I can get my claws into... you get the idea. Final chapter: Garrus, darkly.

Because she knows. She always knew.

Garrus goes up to his commander's quarters, and one thing leads to another. Set sometime during the ME 2 timeline. Warning: contains smut. Not suitable for children!

Only a matter of time before patience weighs out and the oomans get cozy - before they sacrifice their own, test their captive with meat that can fight back or make their prisoner docile. Ms. Bauler need worry - shes coming with him. Rated M sex/gore/lang

A man far from home will do much for a taste of it, when the foreign land he is in has so many differences that the things that are similar are only startling and at times painful. Het

A series of mostly humorous episodes, starring Karina Shepard, the sassy, sarcastic savior of the galaxy, and everyone's favorite gentleman assassin. FemShepxThane.

While the crew parties at Afterlife, Garrus has a little too much to drink and needs Shepard's help getting back to the ship. But when they get back, is Shepard really just going to pass up this opportunity? Masskink meme fill. M rating for lemony goodnes

This was supposed to be a one-shot detailing what happened between my FemShep and Garrus after the ME2 romance cutscene faded to black; however, they insisted that it be more. This is my first post - I hope you enjoy it.

My very first FanFiction ever! A short interpretation of what could/should've happened with the Garrus/Femshep romance cutscene. It stays relatively true to in-game dialogue.

Shepard's always had nightmares, so when Shepard starts moaning in her sleep, naturally Garrus wants to wake her up. Unfortunately for Shepard, it was hardly a nightmare. Now Garrus will have to make it up to her. Masskink meme fill. Rated M for lemon.

This is a Tali/Legion story spanning Mass Effect 2 YES, I know there are grammatical errors. This story is 5 years old. I will EDIT AND REVISE in the next week or so. You can stop reminding me now. Chapters will more than likely be deleted/shortened and the ending may come sooner than it did before. We shall see.

To Garrus, there was no beginning, only a path towards the inevitable, an irresistible force, and he was not the only one pulled into her orbit. She was such a small, fragile creature, to hold the fate of the universe in her hands.

He was her polar opposite, calm and cool to her fiery and brash. Opposites attract - but first you have to stop them from annoying the hell out of eachother. FemShep/Thane.

The dread aspect makes another mad pass through the Twilight Highlands, leaving a warrior with a chip on her shoulder and her less than agreeable partner to make a choice : Fight, or flight? Oneshot

Sequel to The Unwilling Escort. Whitecrow fans rejoice... herein lies his story! M Tauren/F NElf Druid. Explicit sexuality, including ANTHRO (druid in animal form) sex. Violence. Strong adult situations. Rated MA.

When Ferruk is sent on an easy escort mission, everything goes wrong and his world turns upside down. Orc M/BElf F sexual situations. Violence, gore, explicit sex, rated MA.

In an alternate universe, Garrus Vakarian dies in the wreck of the Normandy. As C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard struggles to learn to live without him, a shadowy figure is arranging for his resurrection. Shepard x Male Turian. Third of a series.

A series of encounters between Garrus and a non-Shepard human OC. Disparate people go to desperate measures. Dark M, slightly dub-conish.

A different take on FemShepxGarrus. Shepard attempts to bridge the cultural divide and comfort the turian she secretly loves, succeeding in a way neither of them expected.

Something found while hunting the Shadow Broker quickens Commander Shepard, and she realizes how little time she has left with Thane. LotSB DLC spoiler warning. One-shot.

Some aspects of romancing an alien are strange new territory, while others are all too familiar. Fifty one-sentence snapshots of Garrus and Shepard's relationship.

In an alternate universe, Council Spectre Garrus Vakarian is recruiting for a mission against a rogue Spectre-and his top choice is C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard. AU,2 chapters, Sequel to "Enemies Like You and Me," Second of a series.

Shepard tried not to look, she really did. A Masskink fill, so...contains smut. Oneshot.

Sequel to "Of Age and Innocence". 10 years down the road, and the coincidences just keep coming... NE/Troll

Holidays can be rough. Even more so when it's a human holiday about romance, ritual and sex and you're... not human. Oneshot, FemShep/Garrus

In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.

Shepard never thought she needed anyone. Not until she met him. FemShep/Zaeed

She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.

Caught in the fascination of one another as they battle inner and outer demons alike, this story details the romance of Thane Krios & Commander Shepard amidst the plot of Mass Effect 2.

Even after finding Sidonis, not everything is right between Shepard and Garrus. Sometimes talking isn't enough to clear the air.

The Normandy's automatic language translation services go offline briefly. FemShep and Garrus benefit immensely.

An alternate take on what happened between fem!Shep and Garrus before entering the Omega-4 relay. NuitNuit gave me the title, which is nice.

Garrus and Shepared enjoy their night together before hitting the relay.

Trust doesn't come easily to Shepard, but there is one person in the galaxy who has never let her down. Someone she trusts with her life, and gradually, a little more than that. FemShep/Garrus bondage smut, small spoilers for ME2.

“Be alive with me tonight,” she breathed against his lips before she kissed him.

Shepard and Thane celebrate the victory over the Collectors in the starboard observatory.

One-shot. For those who wanted more of Katniss/Peeta in their "cave". LEMONY. Slightly OOC.

COMPLETE! Possibly one of the oddest LOTR love stories ever written. Set approximately six months after ROTK, all OCs, dooming me to obscurity, I know. Rated M for future updates, but NOT slash, I assure you!