![]() Author has written 32 stories for Good Omens, Glee, Hanna is not a Boys Name, Sherlock, Hobbit, Star Trek: 2009, Supernatural, and Avengers. Blasphemous Lies and Deceit! My tumblr, in case you ever want to sneak a peek at my multi-fandom mess. I'm also moving a good chunk of stories over to AO3, if that's your preferred medium. Same name. Current Alias: RebelWriter6561 I am a Level 42 Nerd. And an owl. Also, a Whovian, Sherlockian, Browncoat, Trekker, A Wayward Daughter (SPN), Team Free Will Supporter (GO), Tolkeinite, Citizen of Night Vale, Kaiju Groupie, Potterhead, and a member of Loki's Army. Age: Young at heart, but old enough to know better. Location: Blanket Cave Current obsessions: The Hobbit, Marvel Movies/Avengers, Welcome to Night Vale, Pacific Rim You know how boys who are seriously good friends are in a Bromance? My friend Kat and I came up with the female equasion: Lady Liaisons. Kat, obviously, is mine :) Friendship is: Sharing obsessions. Explaining your own characters in depth with them. Letting them read your smut. Munching on a well-cooked face together. USING CAPS LOCK. Having inside jokes. Quoting obscure quotes from shared fandoms. Not communicating for weeks, but picking up again immediately and not feeling awkward. A short horror story: Where did the spider go? Another short horror story: The last person on earth sits in a room. There's a knock on the door. A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. Someone who never reads lives only one. Madness is not a state of mind. It is a place. "There are no bad first drafts." Personal motto of my writing teacher Maureen "I'm an English Major; I can't spell!" Me (the quote most used to describe myself) "What Fuckery Is This?" Phil P. "What the hell is beeping?" Me (I say this a lot at work) "Ahh!! I have a fork in my eye! Kent! Kent you crud-encrusted millipede, what am I supposed to do now! I have a fork in my eye!" Michael H. as Glouchester "This room is so dirty, I wouldn't be surprised to find a dead body in here! Or a decapitated foot or something!" "...Decapitated foot?" "Yes. Decapitated." Me and old roomie Kat "How do I get in there?!" "Try the door." "...Oh." My brother and me while playing Portal 2 "My middle name is Careful! Right behind Reckless and Clumsy." My brother "Why are you wearing a skirt?" "...Why aren't you?" Michael H. to me "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Michael H's best pickup line "That is false advertising! Kirsten Stewart never smiles!" Me "If mourning doves mourn, do rock doves rock and turtle doves turtle?" Me "You look remarkably sane for a crazy person." Me "Erkier is my new favorite word." Me "You there! With the nose!" Me to Kat "You should see my roommate! She's watching Invader Zim while wearing a Domo t-shirt!" Kat about me Morgan Freeman appears on the screen "ITS GOD!!" Me and Kat "Like, who looked at a watermelon and said, "I'll bet that drains people's blood when it gets older."" Kat "How'd you get in the rafters?...And how'd you get the cow up there too?" Me "I miss Riley (Old manager)" "Why, did he sleep with you too?" Coworkers Gage and Kris "FREE CONDOMS!" Me "Hey baby. Wanna go back to my place and...put on socks?" Me and Kat "Can I eat the Turkey of Transgression? He'd go great with the Cranberries of Contempt." Me to Kat "Do Jedi mind tricks work on goats?" Me "Holy Logical Blonde Cheerleader Paradox, Batman!" Me and Kat Kat interrupts my studying: "What are you doing?" "I'm talking to the wall." "...why?" "Its how I memorize stuff." "...does it work?" "Its worked so far!" Me and Kat "This is a *blank, not to be confused with a hockey puck." Mr. Lake, Ag. Teacher "Well, as you know, strange things happen to me when I consume Mt. Dew late at night. I quote Shakespeare to inanimate objects, ask random questions for no reason, and make up my own words." Me "Sunsets and roadkill are not the same thing." Philosophy professor. "I have to kill a goat? I don't know if I can do that morally." Darren Freaking Criss as Harry Freaking Potter "I've gone Barrowman!" Nevermind the Buzzcocks "That snowman looks well shifty" Noel from Nevermind the Buzzcocks "Let's have a gay-off!" "You've out-gayed me Barrowman!" John Barrowman and Simon from Nevermind the Buzzcocks "Its like a bad impression of someone doing a bad impression" Either Sam or Dean from Supernatural "Rude and not ginger?" Tenth Doctor from Doctor Who "Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you!" Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcorer's Stone "Sorry. Checking all the water in this area. There's an escaped fish." Eleventh Doctor from Doctor Who "I'm your new undercover agent, on loan from Scotland Yard. code named The Doctor. These are my top operatives: The Legs, The Nose, and Mrs. Robinson." "I hate you." "No you don't!" Eleventh Doctor and River Song from Doctor Who "Doctor Song, you've got that face on again." "What face?" "The 'He's hot when he's clever' Face." "This is my normal face." "Yes it is." "Oh shut up." "Not a chance." Eleventh Doctor and River Song from Doctor Who "I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammy Dodgers and a fez!" Eleventh Doctor from Doctor Who "Who throws a shoe? Honestly!" Austin Powers "Army of the damned, prepare to board Heaven!" Bender from Futurama "This is one of my favorite once-upon-a-times, although I'm not quite sure which time it was once upon." Winnie the Pooh "Whining? I am not whining, I am complaining. Do you want to hear whining? This is whining! Aaaah!" Rarity from MLP: Friendship is Magic "I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research." Sherlock from Sherlock BBC "I'm not going to eat it that's disgusting! I'm going to wear it as a worm-stache!" Misha Collins/Castiel from Supernatural "You call this an angry mob!? This is the worst revolution I've ever had!" Zee Captain from Romantically Apocalyptic "You wanna know how I got this scar? My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing as he does. Then he turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife. "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in his mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face." Aaaaand...Why so serious?" The Joker in The Dark Knight "So it's come down to this has it? A fight to the death. Mano a Mano. Man to Man! Just you and me and...my GUARDS!" Sherriff of Rottingham in Robin Hood Men in Tights "Vroomp! Vroomp!" TARDIS from Doctor Who "Is this how time normally passes?" Eleventh Doctor "I'm standing here in pieces, and you're having delusions of grandeur!" C3PO from Star Wars "I baked you a pie!" "Oh boy what flavor?!" "Pie Flavor" ASDF Movie "Barrowman! Rrrr!!" *shakes fist* David Tennent making fun of John Barrowman "Now, I've got a splitting headache, and your stupid hip-hop isn't helping. And the front door is open, AGAIN!!" Pete from Shawn of the Dead "Don't Panic." Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "Last night Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me if I didn't take Lorraine to the dance he'd melt my brain." George McFly in Back to the Future Part 1 "Its like Hee-Haw with lasers!" Futurama "I have razor blades in my hair. Like everywhere!" Santana from Glee "Hey man don't be so angry. That's what happens when you run screaming through the dark, ok? Yeah." Hanna from Hanna is Not a Boy's Name "But Sandy you don't understand! It's Big, Fuzzy, and PINK!" "So's Patrick's belly button." Spongebob and Sandy from Spongebob Squarepants "Not you. Or me. Sam of course is an abomination." Castiel from Supernatural "Christmas Eve on a rooftop, saw a chimney, my whole brain went 'What the hell!'" Eleventh Doctor from Doctor Who "I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought." Ghostbusters "That which we call a nose by any other name could still...smell" Reduced Shakespeare Company "Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home." Copyright page of Good Omens "Friendship is two people munching on a well-cooked face together" Carl from Llamas with Hats "You know what I think? I think I died long ago and you two are my eternal punishment." "You're kinda a constant downer aren't you?" Charlie and Blue Unicorn "I have a surprise for you. A real surprise. With real confetti this time." GLaDOS from Portal 2 "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!" Space Core from Portal 2 "Can you speak Turkish?" "No but I can try. Gobble Gobble. GOBBLE!!" "I don't have trains of thought. I have locomotives of knowledge." "Going to MacDonald's for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug" "Come to the nerdy side; we have pi" "Looks like I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies." "I was walking through the woods one day when I met a cockroach. When confronted by bad grammar/spelling: I hope you get attacked by angry dictionaries. Words that always come up in my writing but I can't spell: alcohol, unfortunately, surprise, jealous, shield, definitely |
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