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Joined 03-31-11, id: 2815725, Profile Updated: 03-31-18
Author has written 49 stories for Lewis, Inspector Morse, Stargate: SG-1, and Stargate: Atlantis.

I'm a Morse and Lewis lover having come to them by way of the books and the odd Inspector Morse video that made its way through our local library. I'm new to writing for these characters and not completely comfortable trying to write something that sounds British, but I'm enjoying the challenge of it.

I love stories that nail the characters and make the readers feel as though they are watching a scene or episode of the actual show; if the author can hammer in the ending with a satisfying 'umph', so much the better. And that is the kind of story I would like to able to write. I tend to write character pieces that explore a character's thoughts and feelings during episode scenes because I'm not that good with action and have never tried to write a mystery (though I practically teethed on Sherlock Holmes and Ellery Queen and if I could spend five minutes talking to any author in the world it would have been Dick Francis, the master of mystery writers). I'm a Christian and easily embarrassed, so I don't write anything that would shock my husband or I'd be ashamed for my older children to read.

When the words are coming, I write hard and fast. My husband, children, house, and garden languish in neglect; sleep becomes something I used to do; and rather obvious, blatant typing errors and such get missed in the final proofing stage at 1:52 AM...I hope you won't hold them against me. I love hearing how others like my stories (and try to not get horribly bitter and depressed in hearing when they don't), but, in the end, I'm really writing for myself, for the satisfaction of knowing I've hit what I wanted to hit, I've managed to convey the pictures in my mind to the written word, and that, finally, I can get some sleep! I'm here for the fun of it--and because there are only so many times I can rewatch my Morse and Lewis DVD's, and 4 new episodes a year are just not enough!

Just found out a couple of my old StarGate-SG1 stories have been nominated for the 2014 Sam & Jack Multimedia Awards...if anyone here's a fan and would like to check them out, you can find them at the Heliopolis site. They are The Standing Series (nominated for Best Drama) and Inside the Dragon's Egg (nominated for Best Angst) both written under the pen name of Offworlder. As the Heliopolis site is long defunct, and I've had a request for one of my old stories, I'll be posting a bit to the SG-1 board here soon. Sorry, Lewis followers, for the off-board notices you might receive.

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1,001 Nights of Inspector Lewis by Muffinzelda reviews
Scheherazade placates insomniac Robson shippers with tales of how Robbie and Laura might have gotten together. Each chapter is a separate story about what might have been, set prior to series 7. Chapter 7 is new!
Lewis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,651 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 5/31/2013 - R. Lewis, Dr. L. Hobson
Snippets Of Life by prosfan reviews
A series of unconnected one shots. Rating is a blanket one to cover all eventualities. This is so I don't clog up the Archive with tiny drabbles as I seem to have a fair few floating around.
Lewis - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,599 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 8/21/2011
Merry Metaphysical Misadventures, Morse! by Muffinzelda reviews
Yet another retelling of Dickens' A Christmas Carol, set sometime after Death is Now My Neighbour, looking back at Dead on Time and Masonic Mysteries before meandering through the days of Lewis.
Crossover - Lewis & Inspector Morse - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Complete
Prepare for the weird by Muffinzelda reviews
"There's something else if you've got five minutes…" Set during Wild Justice, this is a glimpse at one of the most poignant Robson moments that the audience didn't get to see. Warm and fuzzy missing scene!
Lewis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Dr. L. Hobson, R. Lewis - Complete
Wisdom Too Great by WhyAye reviews
When people start dying from animal attacks, Lewis and Hathaway must decide if there's something more sinister: human intervention? Or is it the intervention of the gods themselves?
Lewis - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Complete
Selfless Forgiveness and Selfish Love by Knock Knock 7 reviews
River must come to terms with herself after killing the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
Ten Seconds of Eternal Waiting by Knock Knock 7 reviews
The Doctor and Rose have left for the first time and Jackie is left alone to wait for ten seconds before they return.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2012 - 9th Doctor, Jackie T., Mickey S., Rose T. - Complete
Bring Him Home by princessozmaofoz reviews
As Lewis leaves to rescue Hathaway from the notorious " Phoenix Killer," a song on the radio makes the inspector think about just how much his sergeant means to him. Songfic. Set during " Life Born of Fire." COMPLETE.
Lewis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2011 - R. Lewis, J. Hathaway - Complete
Justified Delusion by Anti-Kryptonite reviews
In this episode extension of 'All Shook Up,' Clark realizes again why he loves Lois Lane.
Lois and Clark - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Career by Ripper101 reviews
DCS Innocent has worked long and hard to get to where she is, if only so she can keep the boat floating while people like Lewis do their jobs.
Lewis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
A Man Almost Lost by AZombieWrites reviews
During a police pursuit, a killer in a desperate need to escape, attempts to distract his pursuers by committing a crime that DS James Hathaway finds hard to deal with, emotionally and physically.
Lewis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
Pandora's Box by WhyAye reviews
Lewis's curiosity about a locked box that was Val's sends him spiraling into despair as his life crumbles and he learns his career cost him more dearly than he imagined. M for language. **Thanks to Shorina for feeding my bunny!** 8/10/10: Complete!
Lewis - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,031 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
In Winter's Shadow by Random Phantom reviews
Sequel to "Illusion of Peace". A known serial killer with a grudge against Morse and Lewis is back on the streets. Will Morse and Lewis catch him... or will he catch them first?
Inspector Morse - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,735 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Illusion of Peace by Random Phantom reviews
When a skeleton is found in a ditch near a canal, the case is all too familiar to Sergeant Lewis. When Morse investigates further, they are plunged into the nightmare world of a serial killer. Can they catch him - or worse - will he catch them first?
Inspector Morse - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,880 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009
Separation by Random Phantom reviews
Following their attendance at the scene of a murder, Lewis is abducted - Morse must find him before it's too late.
Inspector Morse - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,924 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
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I Dreamt Daniel Called reviews
The last of my SG-1 stories...how the team dealt with losing Daniel when he ascended.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2018 - Complete
Endless Realities reviews
An AU based on Continuum...trapped in a time-altered reality, Carter and Daniel struggle to accept their new lives even as they seek a way to right the timeline.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,098 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2018 - Complete
Stages of Denial reviews
An attack on the team changes everything.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2018 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
The Interview reviews
Tag end to 'Heroes'. Jack's interview.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Complete
Fortune's Favor reviews
Tabula Rosa alternate ending. My one and only Atlantis story-written for a Heliopolis 'What If' contest and originally posted under the name Offworlder.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2018
Finding the Wizard reviews
Mindwiped and left without their memories, SG-1 tries to find their way back.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,630 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Complete
Out in the Cold reviews
SG-1 trapped in a blizzard on an alien world.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,655 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2018 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
Things to Talk About reviews
O'Neill and Carter fail to return from a routine mission when they are abducted by Baal...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2018
Dying Words reviews
After a battle, O'Neill and Carter wait for help to arrive.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2018
Caustic Subtances reviews
SG-1 in another mission gone bad...set after Beneath the Surface in Season 4.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2018 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
Making the Attempt reviews
A story filling in the time SG-1 was trapped back in Egypt in the Moebius episodes...major character death.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2018
Stepping Up reviews
The last of the Standers' Stories...just a short character piece showing us Jack and Sam through their son's eyes.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2018 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Still Standing reviews
In the aftermath of the Standers' Rebellion...Part Two of the Standers' Stories
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2018 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Standing reviews
O'Neill raises an army to stand again the Aschen. Part One of the Standers' Stories.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2018
Sandburg's Cat reviews
The colonel undergoes a Trial by Mist to save the lives of his team.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2018
Duty reviews
Just a short piece on the price of fighting the Goa'uld. 2nd of my old Offworlder stories.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2018
Carter Smiled reviews
SG-1 is captured and must escape and find a way home. My first SG-1 story-like all of them it was originally posted using the penname of Offworlder. Trying to get them all reposted in one spot-sorry, it may take awhile.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,306 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2018 - Complete
Inside the Dragon's Egg reviews
What if the Ancient knowledge could be passed on genetically? A reposting of an old story originally posted under the pen name of Offworlder.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 84,457 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Complete
No Getting Beyond Good and Evil reviews
Alternate ending to Beyond Good and Evil.
Lewis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Complete
Something the Darkness Can't Take From You reviews
The things that keep the horror of the job from destroying them.
Crossover - Lewis & Inspector Morse - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Complete
Fighting the Current reviews
Spoilers for series 7 Entry Wounds...just a short character piece involving Hobson's reaction to Lewis returning to the police.
Lewis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2014
Lost in the Mists of Time reviews
Lewis takes a trip in time back to visit those he left behind...or does he? Not quite as odd as it sounds.
Crossover - Lewis & Inspector Morse - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Complete
Things Not Spoken reviews
Laura's thoughts on things Lewis doesn't talk about...
Lewis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2014 - R. Lewis, Dr. L. Hobson - Complete
The Long Road from There to Here reviews
Finally, we're getting somewhere...a look at the Hobson/Lewis moments in The Ramblin' Boy.
Lewis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Dr. L. Hobson, R. Lewis - Complete
What the Sergeant Saw: The Case of the Shattered Mirror reviews
A closer look at Allegory of Love...
Lewis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Complete
On Innocents Lost and the Loss of Innocence reviews
Two very different cases with far too many similarities...a look at Inspector Morse "Second Time Around" and Lewis "The Dead of Winter".
Crossover - Lewis & Inspector Morse - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,448 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Complete
Those That Shape Us reviews
Who we are is often rooted in the past...glancing back at a few who helped shape the characters we love.
Crossover - Lewis & Inspector Morse - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Complete
Three Years in Vice? Really? reviews
Just a fun little piece concerning Lewis' claim to have worked vice in the past.
Crossover - Lewis & Inspector Morse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Complete
Gobsmacked reviews
Very, very short tag for The Ramblin' Boy.
Lewis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2013 - R. Lewis, Dr. L. Hobson - Complete
Magic in the Air reviews
Just a short tag to The Soul of Genius…Lewis' thoughts on that bow of Hathaway's.
Lewis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
One for the Road reviews
Perhaps, policing isn't for Hathaway...or rather, maybe Hathaway isn't for it.
Lewis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Complete
On Courage and Matters of Conscience reviews
In the end, every man has to live with himself...and sometimes that isn't the easiest thing to do. An original story pulling in moments from both Inspector Morse and Lewis.
Crossover - Lewis & Inspector Morse - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,447 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Complete
What the Chief Inspector Saw: The Harry Field Case reviews
A story looking back on Who Killed Harry Field?
Inspector Morse - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Complete
Four Years Gone reviews
An abduction and an investigation set in early season one.
Lewis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
Waxing Light reviews
Tag/alternate ending to Falling Darkness.
Lewis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
What the Sergeant Saw: The St Oswald's Murders reviews
A story looking back on Service of All the Dead.
Inspector Morse - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,141 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Complete
Once Upon a Time reviews
A look at 'next Friday'...spoilers for series 5. Now with a second chapter taking us that much farther down the road to happy ever after.
Lewis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,488 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
Slim Chance reviews
A new case gives Lewis and Hathaway a chance to do what they do best...catch a murderer.
Lewis - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,556 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Complete
Chasing Destiny reviews
A pivotal time in the life of James Hathaway and three things that will influence the direction it will take. Spoilers for season 5.
Lewis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,627 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
What the Sergeant Saw:The Case of Allison Bright reviews
A closer look at Expiation.
Lewis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,752 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
After the Shooting reviews
A closer look at the end of Shooting on the Green.
Lewis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,173 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Complete
Snapshots of Pain reviews
Another look at "The Shooting on the Green". Rated for mature subject matter.
Lewis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
On Trust and Team Dynamics reviews
Two very different inspectors and two very different interviews...a look at the Lewis episode "The Quality of Mercy" and the Inspector Morse episode "Dead on Time".
Crossover - Lewis & Inspector Morse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Complete
Shooting on the Green reviews
A shooter on a rampage threatens the survival of Lewis and Hathaway and a green full of civilians. Rated for violence and death.
Lewis - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,781 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Two Solitary Men reviews
Just a short character piece exploring the early relationship of Lewis and Hathaway.
Lewis - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
Conversations reviews
Three conversations in reverse chronological order. Regarding how it all came about.
Inspector Morse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
What the Sergeant Saw: The Jericho Case reviews
A story looking back on that very first case. Based on the episode The Dead of Jericho. A companion piece to the Lewis story What the Sergeant Saw: The Regan Peverill Case.
Inspector Morse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
What the Sergeant Saw: The Regan Peverill Case reviews
A story exploring what made Hathaway decide he wanted to work with Lewis. Based on the pilot episode. A companion piece to the Inspector Morse story What the Sergeant Saw: The Jericho Case.
Lewis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011
On Inspectors and Their Sergeants reviews
A character piece following the events in "Life Born of Fire" and recalling the Inspector Morse episode "The Way Through The Woods"
Crossover - Lewis & Inspector Morse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete