Just some ficlets and drabbles and what have you.

At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Severus Snape is forced to commit a deplorable act against one who should have been under his protection. Bound by Dark Magic, he and Hermione Granger must learn to trust one another and themselves as they work together to thwart the dark plots surrounding them.

Everyday phrases confound even the most creative Vulcan. Spock compiles a dictionary of human phrases during the Enterprise's five year mission.

What really goes on in Russia's household? Is it all bullying, torture, intimidation and abuse? Or lost kittens, floral curtains, random parties, viagara and cross-dressing? Can fem Latvia stay one step ahead of Russia? Prequel to Baltic Secrets. Characters: Russia,the Baltics, Belarus, Ukraine, Prussia and appearances from the Nordics, England, France etc.

Chekov and Scott find themselves trapped in an underground anti-human civilization. They are beaten and tortured just for being on the planet...The Enterprise can't save them now. Better than it sounds. R&R. Alternating pov. T for safety.

A/U (Kind of) Loki, Avengers, OC. A young woman shopping for a dress for a wedding gets an unexpected visitor. And we all know what happens when Loki finds something he likes. ((A/N: Work-in-progress, I am doing constant reviews of my chapters as my grammar can be kinda bad at times, but I hope you all enjoy) ZOMG! AN UPDATE! AFTER GOD KNOWS HOW LONG!

Slender comes across a new victim that intrigues him. What plans does he have in store for the one named Isobel Bennett? How is she different from the others?

When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.

Based of my other story "The Official List of Unofficial Rules". Ever wonder why the Enterprise has so many Unofficial Rules? Here's a few reasons.

It has been said that love is the strongest magic known in the Wizarding World, and that those with the capacity for wielding it are capable of great feats. As the Battle for Hogwarts rages, Severus may discover just how powerful it can be. Challenge fic. Oneshot. SS & Fawkes/OC.

France never stopped grieving after Jeanne d'Arc was killed. So when England finds a spell to retrieve her from beyond the grave, of course France is beyond thrilled. But when their miracle comes with an unexpected constraint, will their star-crossed love be able to survive? FrancexJeanne d'Arc

Okay... title kinda sucks but makes sense. The Big 8 have been assigned a special mission: to become temporary substitute teachers at an American high school! With "normal" names and knowledge to rival a computer, what could possibly... go... wrong...?

Carrying over a popular idea from the Harry Potter fanbase begun by H O R I Z O N S! So what do the TOS characters have to say to these common fanfiction ideas? Read to find out!

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

What happens when two-thirds of the Bad Touch Trio falls in love with the new Canadian transfer student? A competition, of course! Now it's a race to see which guy will be the first to steal a kiss. Who will the winner be? High school AU, Franada/Prucan, real names

The G8 go on a peace mission to invite a new nation to join the world conference. Although, in order for Equestria to agree to this, they have to get the approval of her citizens, and prove that they believe in the power of friendship. Nations turning into ponies, and other cracktastic amusement.

With Germany on your mind, it's becoming harder and harder to sleep. Does he notice? GermanyxReader

Kid!fic universe created for the LiveJournal community trek crackbingo. Unadulterated, unashamed crackfic, fluff, etc. Read at your own peril; you have been properly warned. Kirk/McCoy/Spock centric ficlet series, Gen. Complete now, other than bits and pieces I'll add when the urge takes me. New: Continuation of Amusement Park.

In every generation, one child is selected to face Slender in a fenced off forest. It's a death sentence with no chance of returning. A group of teens get thrown together to see if they can unlock Slender's secrets.

Athena Romanos is a young LT who has been given a promising position upon the Enterprise. Unbeknownst to all others, her past may cause a surprise to all who know a certain Vulcan, were it to be uncovered.

Welcome to a world, where everything is at peace. There is no war, no senseless fighting, no sadness. Why? Because the world is dead. Post-apocalypse, where people scavenge through garbage and filth, while salvation is right above the clouds...literally.

Sequel to "A Study in IDIC" Peter Kirk on an All-Vulcan ship. In his own words: "This may be the absolute worse year of my life, or it may turn out to be the best thing I've ever done." Let's see what kind of a year he has... COMPLETE

A prompt fic-you tell me what you want to read, and I write it! Rules inside. Rated T because I don't know what people will request. *Latest: Rwanda has been searching for security ever since her nation fell apart not too long ago. Could it be that the feeling of safety she's searched so long for can be found not in her own strength, but in another nation?*

Mathieu Williams-Bonnefoy is the new student at Gakuen Hetalia Kindergarten. He's scared he won't make friends, thinking he'll just probably be invisible. But what he doesn't know, is that he's wrong. Roderich is never one to go up and make friends. But Mathieu's an exception. Main pairing: FrHun Mentions of FrUK & PrusHun Rating might go up

There's a reason Japan won't let anyone see him without a shirt on, not even his girlfriend America. Especially not her. Being a nation isn't always easy, and sometimes you can get hurt... Japanxfem!America fluffshot

Seychelles is the unfortunate "New Girl" who can't seem to shake the persistent frenchman determined to win her over. France/Seychelles - UsUk - Switz/Liech Gakuen Hetalia

There was no way she could escape him... she was his snow white queen. Nyotalia Belarus and Fem!Russia. Crappy summary.

Madeline goes to her mother, crying. She confesses that she and Ivan has never kissed even though they've been dating for a year, because of two people. RussiaXfem!Canada. Fem!France

Just a random story to waist time...but will soon turn into an epic tale! Get your character in! R&R, please! :)

What my friends and my life would be like if Hetalia characters suddenly transferred into our school. Comedy and Romance. Enjoy!

Upon losing their mothers in tragic divorce and a car wreck, Alfred, Lovino, and Matthew are raised by the three most unconventional fathers. Can they reunite their lost family, or further tear it apart? AU, COMPLETE!

In which Spock has an accident and the crew must deal with the consequences.

It's Russia's birthday and Canada wants to give him a present. human names used. absolute crack.

I'm back, and kidnapping the cast. Except this time, it's Hetalia! Join the cast of Hetalia as they're held hostage at my house. Chaos and insanity are guaranteed! #2 in my 'Project' series, but the first doesn't need to be read to understand it.

No relation to the game. When America tells the States to let him sleep they're determined to make sure that nothing wakes him. If the Axis and Allies have a problem with that they'll just have to go through the States. This means war!

A Cursed Knife is given to Russia, and it doesn't take long for the other countries to be effected, starting with the nation no one will notice missing, Canada. CHAPTER TWO IS UP FINALLY!

Just a few what-might-have-beens and what-ifs. Includes different members of the crew and other characters. COMPLETE! Sequel coming soon!

After following the strange advice of a mysterious soothsayer, a queen gives birth to twin princes. But one of them isn't human. Will a strange and misunderstood peasant girl be the one to finally see past his scales and claws to love the monstrous prince? fem!PruCan, based on a Swedish fairy tale

Luke, Leia, Han, Darth Vader, Padme, Anakin Skywalker, Ben Kenobi, and other fall onto a chatroom. Warning: Really random!

How Russia got his scarf.

*in English* Romano's running away tonight, and Spain knows. He's lost almost every one of his children-how can he bear to lose the daughter he loves most of all, especially if he loves her as more than just a daughter? Spain x fem!Romano

All the questions you've ever wanted to ask a country are totally waiting to be asked. So get reviewing, now's your chance!

Britain and Italy, caught up in a magical accident, get their genders swapped. And Britain has no idea how to change them back. With the world meeting coming up and their secret about to be revealed, how will they cope with the change? And what will this mean for the men who secretly love them? USxUK, GerIta, real names used

Jeanne D'Arc fought for her God and Country. She fought for the sake of France. Francis only wished he had fought more for her...

A songfic made by my younger sister, Katopenguin. It's to the tune of Bruno Mars' song "Just the Way You Are" and a rival for Weird Al Yankovic. This had me laughing like crazy.

Err I found this on Quizilla and thought this would be fun? Copy and paste to fill out yourself!

"It was an accident, honest! Please don't hit me again!" "Today, I'm not going to hit you." Latvia is punished in a new way, but does he consider it a punishment? :Not you-know-what. Just sounds like it in the summary.:

One shot series Once known as 'How do you know about us' VulcanBlood asked for more and here it is!

Wouldn't it be cool if the Hetalia characters could help us with our math and science homework as well? Just submit your requests and the material for your problem subject will be stuck in your mind with a funny story you'll never forget!

Kirk is thrilled when Spock shows up at the Enterprise's New Year's Eve party, but things go awry when Spock's attempts to get into the party spirit lead to him becoming accidentally intoxicated. Gen.

What if Spock and Kirk had met at Starfleet Academy? And, more importantly, what if they had been roommates? Hilarity and the occasional fistfight ensues as Spock realizes that Kirk's favorite pastime is not studying; it's playing pranks. Not slashy

A flash!fic challenge based on Jim's resolution to keep from ripping all his gold shirts on away missions.

Duhik means "ridiculous" according to the VLD. Drabbles, of varying tone and style, based around random words from an online dictionary. T for future. Mostly Spock or Spock/Uhura but there will be a bit of everyone! UPDATE!

Short sentimental sappy seasonal story. No original ideas - just a quick christmas offering

Everyone has secrets don't they? Especially when you live in Russia's house. Appearances from the Nordics, Belarus, Ukraine, England, France, America, Germany, Italy, Prussia, Austria, Hungary. Warning: gender bending, swearing, fluff, multiple crack pairings. Don't read if you like Russia abusing Baltics fics...

They experience a holiday tradition

This involves a bit from the origional movies too. But in honor of the holidays, here comes a Jingle Bells! Reviewing is appreciated! T for randomness. Nothing inapropriate.

A random series of oneshots that take place with our favorite three in Officer's Mess. Warning for overdose of fluff. Non-slash.

Series of one-shots following our favorite crewmembers as they spend their summer together on the Enterprise. Rated K-plus for barely any language. Latest chapter: Been a Little Wicked, Have We?

Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a FENRIR GREYBACK! When all else fails, you have to read the instructions - this little handbook tells you everything you need to know. Plus the package includes a free plushie. Unecht series part 3.

Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN KIRK! When all else fails, you have to read the instructions - this little handbook tells you everything you need to know. Plus the package includes a free Spock plushie. Unecht series part 2.

Over the ages, people have wondered. At the stars. At that great expanse of space, the universe. And where the bathroom is. The Captain is *not* the exception.

Across the universe, on the starship Enterprise, under Captain ... McCoy? Pure crack.

There's a box of Cap'n Crunch in the mess hall, and EVERYONE wants it.

The following files all relate to the supernatural being known only as "Slender Man". These files have revealed numerous instances of the "Slender Man" being involved in the kidnapping and disappearance of children and Young Adults.

When taking a break from traveling the galaxy, the famous trio finds a mythological creature right out of the storybooks. With their new addition, they are taken on a wild adventure.

A hard lesson taught again to McCoy about saying no and hoping one day actually to stick to that no and not be the one to pay for Kirk's "It'll be fun" idea's.

Chekov is not a morning person. So it's perfectly natural for him to totally forget something when getting ready for Alpha Shift. Something rather funny. Contains hints of Sulu/Uhura if you squint. Rated T for... well, you'll see.

You are not allowed to kill your patients even if they are common sense retardant

A satire lampooning the iconic world of Star Trek and its rabid fans. No disrespect- I joke and jest because I understand and am proud to call myself a Trekkie!

Just a glimpse at the Messages our favorite Captain and his First Officer exchange. Completely pointless, but fun to write. NOT-SLASH.

Prowl's brought back to life. But not in the way anyone expected. Now he must get used to his new body with a little help from Sari Sumdac. requested fic

A rip in dimensions causes the crew of the NCC-1701 to be trapped in the Pokemon Universe.

Leia is not going to let anything stop her from escaping. Written in 2005.

Optimus Prime is a young Iaconia Prince who wishes that the war between his people and the Kingdom of Kaonol would end. After getting whisked away by the cruel Tyrant of Kaonol he tries to persaude him to stop the war even if it costs him his innocence.

Alfred’s always kept her secret from everyone but on one winter afternoon Russia finds out. Russia/fem!America

Star Wars And Ninjas. Join Samansa, Jiru, and Miffles the puffball as they go on countless adventures starting with the search for Pain, Jiru's Ex who wants to take over the world! can they stop him in time? Will Spock ever stop singing? ENJOY! :

Anakin gets an unexpected visitor in the middle of the night--straight from Starfleet! Trek/Wars crossover--written veeerrry late at night. One shot.

A crossover fic adapted from one of the funniest SNL skits in history with Star Trek, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Lord of the Rings characters!

TFA. Starscream is struck by one of Cupid's arrows...literally...now he's under a love spell, much to Sari's chagrin. Stupid, insane fluff story not to be taken seriously.

Kirk, Spock, and McCoy find themselves on the Muppet Show in place of their actors, thanks to some transporter mixup.

Lambchops, after running away from the TV show, rounds up his buddies to explore strange new pastures.