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Author has written 23 stories for Being Human, and Mentalist.

I'm Chris (short for Christine) - a 40-something based in the UK.

The avatar comes thanks (?!) to Sue Shay, who is not only a talented writer but also has a flair for graphic design. Her "Helpful Pedant of the Year" Award! If only I was so good at editing my own work!

I discovered the delights of FF in 2012, through the blog for the UK series of Being Human, and loved it. After a while I decided to contribute as an occasional writer. Whilst I have been a dedicated Mentalist fan from series 1, I only started to read the FF in late 2012 and was soon hooked. Recently I decided to dip my toe in here as well, inspired by the challenges on the Paint-it-Red forum. My favourite characters are Jane and Lisbon but I think all 5 leads are brilliant and I enjoy the team dynamics.

As well as these programmes, I enjoy Castle, the various flavours of CSI and Dr Who - particularly the Christopher Eccleston and David Tennant years. I hope to see more of Endeavour, a pre-quel to Morse, based in Oxford, UK and enjoy Lewis. Another favourite - like Being Human now sadly ended - was Merlin.

In addition, I appreciate the work of Iain Stewart - around the Earth, its geology and the relationship with the human world - and Gareth Malone, who has achieved great things in making singing accessible to people in the UK.

I'm an avid reader, with a particular focus on fantasy, crime and non-fiction. In particular, I have enjoyed the Terry Pratchett books, the Christopher Paolini Inheritance Cycle, the David Eddings Belgariad and Mallorean series, and the work of Maria V Snyder. Anything redemptive, regardless of genre, makes me happy! I also love the theatre and a wide range of music from rock and pop to folk and country.

Favourite actors are too many to mention but particularly Simon Baker (surprise!), Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Ian McKellen, Liam Neeson (a voice I could listen to for hours), John Simm, Meryl Streep, Judi Dench, Felicity Kendal, Juliet Stevenson and Helen Mirren. I have a large soft spot for the Being Human cast, particularly Aidan Turner, Russell Tovey, Leonora Critchlow, Jason Watkins, Sinead Keenan, Damien Molony, Michael Socha and Kate Bracken.

My pet hates include reality TV shows like Big Brother, I'm a celebrity and The Apprentice. I know many people love them but they're just not for me!

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Helping Hand by SilverWolf7 reviews
A story of Lucifer looking after clients and workers of Lux. Started as a series of one-shots, each one focusing on one person and one theme.
Lucifer - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,386 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 1/14/2018
Cry Havoc by SunnyFla reviews
Wyndam stopped George, collected Annie, and made Mitchell his protege and attack dog. But what has Wyndam let loose? The sequel to Consequences. A/N: Thank you to all that have been so patient with the development of this story. The journey continues...
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,799 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/8/2018 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell, George S., E. Wyndam
The Flock Does Christmas by SilverWolf7 reviews
Lucifer and his flock get together to eat, exchange presents and be merry on Christmas day. All up, Lucifer thinks it was a success.
Lucifer - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Complete
The Starfish by PixelByPixel reviews
It's amazing what one can happen when you don't know how to spell "Santa."
Lucifer - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Lucifer M., Chloe D., Trixie, OC - Complete
The Prayer by SilverWolf7 reviews
First in the Raphael series! When Linda goes too far in a session with Lucifer, she admits she's not doing well and has no one professionally to talk to. Lucifer prays for his healer brother to come and see if she will take him on as a psychiatrist. She finds she likes Raphael.
Lucifer - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Lucifer M., L. Martin, OC - Complete
No White Light by Melira reviews
All she wanted was for him to make her stay. But this one time she wished he'd be selfish, he wasn't. So she has to watch him go once more when actually she is the one leaving. Teresa Lisbon's POV of the last scene of 06x20 "Il Tavolo Bianco". One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Black Holes by Melira reviews
He had failed his partner. Had almost gotten him killed. Kimball Cho was horrified at what he'd done. And all of it just because he couldn't handle a bit of pain in his back. Cho's POV of 04x18, "Ruddy Cheeks". One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
Black Recollections by Melira reviews
Is happiness worth oblivion to the point of losing oneself? Lisbon's POV of the last scene of 04x10 "Fugue in Red". One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2017 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
My Friendly Monster by Mia Vaan reviews
Lucifer believes he's a monster. Trixie has another opinion. Or: How Trixie (and everyone else) found out that Lucifer is the Devil.
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,199 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 11/13/2016 - [Lucifer M., Chloe D.] Maze, Trixie - Complete
The Prisoner of Napa by Idan reviews
AU, inspired by the novel The Prisoner of Zenda but very much a Mentalist tale. In the late 19th century, conman Patrick Jane finds himself mistaken for the prince engaged to Queen Teresa of Lisvonia, both of them in danger from the ambitious Duke known as Red John. Complete. Thank you to the fabulous phoenixx2812 for the cover!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 158,447 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Forgotten oneshots by nic73 reviews
Remember my story Forgotten? Here are one shots as we dip in and see how Jane's recovery is going, how his relationships are developing, and how the family is coping. It starts two months after going back home from California. Final chapter posted!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,587 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Patrick J. - Complete
Musings and Memories by starry19 reviews
"It seemed to him that they had managed to squeeze more into a single lifetime than average people. The thought made him smile a bit wistfully. No, they weren't average, any of them. They were extraordinary." My last TM story.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Choices Made in Blue Swirls by fbiwoman223 reviews
My response to the "White Lines" spoilers. Jane goes on a date, but while he's away, an event occurs that will change his life forever. Eventual Jisbon. Rated T for language and violence-nothing too graphic. Holy cow, guys. IT'S FINALLY COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,024 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Making of the SCU & A Makeshift Family by LouiseKurylo reviews
How did the SCU start? How did a motley group of people become a tightly-knit team and makeshift family? By necessity Jane doesn't appear till chapter 5 since this story takes it back to the formation of Lisbon's team and the gradual team bonding. Promise it will be interesting anyhow! / I do not own The Mentalist and reap no economic benefits from this story.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 119,882 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J., Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
Consequences of Fear by mayzee reviews
Starts around three months after Blue Bird. Jane and Lisbon are living together happily when a disastrous event threatens to drive them apart forever. Can they get their lovelife back on track? Rated T/M for some sexy scenes. Reviews appreciated. Last chapter 44 just added! Finally complete, again!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,675 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L., Kimball C. - Complete
Dance with me by TheIllustriousMadamRed reviews
Sometimes words are meaningless. Sometimes they don't make things better. Sometimes what we really need, when we're suffering, is to dance.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sunny with a Chance of Pickles by Another Fine Pickle reviews
Jane and Lisbon's first day as a couple. Lots of banter, fun, flirting, and some monkey business too. Last chapter brings rating up to M, but probably closer to T.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., D. Abbott - Complete
Of Happiness by Vinividivinci reviews
Another continuation of Blue Bird. How do Jane and Lisbon begin their new life together? What obstacles do they have to overcome and will they find happiness or will the past get in the way?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 158,352 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Complete
Roll like a stuntman by Rosepeony reviews
Jane stays with Lisbon after being badly hurt in an 'accident' ...the effects of his injuries and obsession with Red John have him confused. Scared to confide in Lisbon, he goes to the team for help. Follow Jane's recovery, his volatile 'relationship' wit
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,676 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Women and Children First by rubyt00 reviews
Revised : When Red John takes a vicious turn and a woman shows up claiming to be his mother, Jane must confront a past he doesn't remember and a future he never imagined. The end of Red John and the question of Jisbon included. T-rated with M chapters posted separately.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 123,099 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Awakening by xRedwingedx reviews
A series of moments in the evolving relationship between Jane and Lisbon. Pre 'Red John'. Give it a gander. ( "Come on Lisbon. Trust me." he urges, and she almost rolls her eyes, because that phrase has gotten them into more than a handful of scrapes. But she does. Of course she does.)
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2014
Fraternizing by nic73 reviews
My episode tag for the finale, of what happened directly after the kiss. Last chapter posted.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
My Phantom Muse by I Dream of Scotty reviews
Lisbon is a struggling writer, her last few novels have all been unsuccessful and she is becoming increasingly concerned that her latest one will be too. That is until a certain man comes into her life who not only inspires her to write her greatest work yet, but he also teaches her about herself. But who is this seemingly mysterious stranger and what secret is he hiding? Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,526 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Paradise of the Heart by Sue Shay reviews
Patrick Jane misses his little island home and takes the chance of going back. Post Blue Bird spoilers, sorta. Complete fantasy, maybe. ***Me? Own the Mentalist? Not a chance. I just like to dream about upcoming episodes and put them onto paper. No money changing hands to produce this story.***
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Couch Fantasy in D Minor by Akoya8 reviews
Pre-season 6. Jane has some time one his hands, so he uses it to indulge in one of his favorite pastimes: fantasizing. No, not that kind, get your minds out of the gutter! Ahoy, Jisbon ahead!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Blue Turtle by cumberland river relic reviews
What's got Patrick Jane so excited? Teresa Lisbon wants to know. Story takes place sometime after episode 6x17, "Silver Wings of Time."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Road Trip by Idan reviews
Spoilers for White as the Driven Snow, picking up right after the episode ends. What do Lisbon and Jane do during the long ride home? Talk, of course.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Consolation Prize by Aleanbh reviews
"Twelve years she's spent waiting on Patrick Jane: she's not old, and that's a huge chunk of her adult life; and she's ready to let go." Something that will not be happening on the show. Lisbon x Jane, Lisbon x Pike. (AU)
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., K. Fischer - Complete
In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning by cumberland river relic reviews
Complete: Like the song says, the wee small hours of the morning are the hardest on Patrick Jane. What happens when the phone rings? Set sometime after episode 6x17, "Silver Wings of Time."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Patrick J. - Complete
The Hoppin' Frogs by Pellegrina reviews
A night out in Austin provides a truly unexpected surprise for Teresa Lisbon. Takes place some time after the episode "Violets" and contains spoilers for 6.17 to 6.19. Cover image by petit-j.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Teresa L., OC, Patrick J. - Complete
White Out by Sue Shay reviews
COMPLETE! S6 SPOILERS! LANGUAGE M rating in Ch 7 thru Epilogue When a congresswoman's daughter disappears, utilizing Jane's mental clarity is the only way to get her back. Can Lisbon keep him in line so they both don't end up dead? And can Jane finally figure out the mystery surrounding Lisbon since he returned? H.E.A and some JISBON.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,965 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C., K. Fischer - Complete
Baby Blue Skies by cumberland river relic reviews
Complete: Sequel to "Clear Blue Morning." Henry observes the married life of Police Chief Teresa Lisbon and her mysterious husband. And who knew they'd play match-maker for him?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,698 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
No Turning Back by calladragon reviews
I feel like messing with Lisbon and Jane. I'll write a synopsis in a chapter or two.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,437 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Prescription For Love by Pellegrina reviews
OBS: 2nd chapter added! Based on spoilers for ep. 6.16 plus x. Their friends have finally had enough: Jane is depressed and Lisbon is dating another man - what the heck is going on? This is an AU story, written before 6x16 had aired, and the characters' actions are OOC.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,967 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] [Wayne R., Grace vP.] - Complete
The Shadow of Your Smile by Hayseed Socrates reviews
Set post Green Thumb. While Jane is trying to earn Lisbon's trust, and eventually her love, unexpected developments threaten to have disastrous consequences. Turns out Jane isn't the only one who wants his revenge. Now complete!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., D. Abbott - Complete
Clear Blue Morning by cumberland river relic reviews
Complete: Police Chief Teresa Lisbon gets help from a stranger - one who resembles someone special from her past. Can she prove his real identity? Romance and mystery ensue.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,130 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Too Soon To Go by Sue Shay reviews
This is a reposting of a one-shot with a looooong history. Jane discovers he's not the only one to have lived a very hard life. Cherished children are lost from loving parents all the time. Jane's epiphany is blinding. By the way, I don't own the characters and am only writing for self-amusement. Hope you enjoy too. See Make-Mine-A-Kiaora's "Aftermath" for the sequel to this story.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Patrick J., OC - Complete
The Language of Flowers by SafyreSky reviews
Lisbon walks into the FBI one morning to discover a bouquet of flowers—with no name, no letter—on her desk. [Jisbon. Fluff. Really Long one-shot.]
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Twenty Questions by LouiseKurylo reviews
AU: Lisbon and Jane share opinions and perspectives on colleagues and situations where each must answer truthfully. AU: This is set after the season 4 finale, The Crimson Hat. Red John is dead as is Lorelei. / I do not own The Mentalist and reap no economic benefits from this story.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
My Blue Christmas by starry19 reviews
Now complete! Collaboration with MleeWrite and Donnamour1969. Featuring regrets, remedies, making peace with the past, and one very merry Christmas.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,950 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Road Apples by cumberland river relic reviews
Wayne Rigsby and a pony. What could go wrong?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Wayne R., Grace vP.] - Complete
Final Payback by Sue Shay reviews
Frank has a job to do and he's gonna do it...no matter WHAT Patrick Jane thinks! That doesn't mean it will be easy. Jane is one slick opponent! BTW, as much as I wish and pray and plead and beg, Team Heller won't give me rights to The Mentalist and the wonderful characters involved. I adore them, but I don't own them. Nope.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] OC - Complete
Second Hand by Idan reviews
Follow up to In the Cards. It's not necessary to read that first, though this will definitely spoil that one if you haven't. Patrick Jane finds it's not always easy getting back to normal after a tough case.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,889 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Orange Magic by Idan reviews
After Las Vegas, Jane tries to put his relationship with Lisbon back on solid ground in his own inimitable way. Citrus-scented Jisbon fluff with a side of silliness. Minor spoilers for season 5, then speculation about the upcoming reunion.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Rice & Beans by Sue Shay reviews
Spoiler alert: My Blue Heaven 06x09 - This is STRICTLY MY GUESS of what happens after Jane kills Red John C'mon! Everyone knows Jane is gonna kill RJ, right? Somehow? It's gonna happen! (Written before 06x08) I don't own anything about the Mentalist and I'm making no money from these writings.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Walter M. - Complete
Ready or Not by Sue Shay reviews
COMPLETE "Tragedy and sorrow force two resistant lovers to appreciate what is truly important in life and they discover that what's important is each other." -OR - "Lisbon felt prepared for everything until Death claims members of her family. And dammit! How much help was Jane gonna be?" Post-RJ. Rated T for adult situations/language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
I Remember You by cumberland river relic reviews
Complete: After a violent crime, a guilt-ridden Patrick Jane takes charge of Teresa Lisbon's well-being. The result? Suspense and romance ensue.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,540 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
The Psychologist by Donnamour1969 reviews
Patrick Jane is a psychologist. Teresa Lisbon is his patient. Even in this Alternate Universe, they were destined to meet. Drama/Romance/Humor. Rated T/M for language and sexual situations.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,274 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Falling Slowly by Travelingthrough reviews
Teresa Lisbon and a friend spend a quiet evening together talking about the relationship between Lisbon and Jane. Patrick Jane does not appear in this chapter but is obviously a focal point of the story
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,675 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Together by Travelingthrough reviews
Based on spoilers for season six, so avoid if that's not what you want. This is an imagined conversation between Jane & Lisbon in that universe, with an element of wish fulfilment padding it out.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,792 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Your Kingdom Must Come Down by Lothiriel84 reviews
John had always been the odd one out, ever since his childhood. - For the Countdown to The Mentalist Season 6 on redjohnlovesyou. A huge thank you to my beta Miss Peg, who also helped me develop the plot along with MerriWyllow. Warning: Though this is an AU fic, there will be spoilers for season 5.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,792 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Red John, Lorelei M., Patrick J. - Complete
The Mentalist: Red Roulette by Donnamour1969 reviews
Collaboration with the wonderful waterbaby134. Set post season 5 finale. Jane and Lisbon must deal with Red John's changing rules, while being forced to play a new game of their own. But when tragedy hits close to home, will they be able to get past it to catch Red John, before he catches them? Spoilers 5x22. Drama/Romance/Angst/Humor. Rated T/M for language, violence and sexuality
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,836 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Under Covers by glindalovesshoes reviews
When Lisbon goes undercover with Mancini, Jane moves in next door to keep an eye on her...and things get messier than either could have imagined. / Jisbon / Goes season 5 AU after 5x04
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,110 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Options by Hayseed Socrates reviews
This began as an Episode Tag to 5.22 Red John's Rules as a writing experiment in 2nd person narrative, as told from Jane's POV. Jane is desperate to protect Lisbon, and takes some drastic measures. He devises a plan, but not one she will approve of. The conclusion, Rematch, is up now. Has Jane finally alienated Lisbon, and if so, how can he deal with that? COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,005 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: Amore a Roma by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane and Lisbon travel to Rome, Italy for a wedding, but will The Eternal City put them under its spell as well? Jisbon romance, humor and the beauty of Roma, with the added bonus of a little Cho-mance. Spoilers, Season 5. Rated T/M for mild language and adult situations. NOW COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,737 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., Virgil M. - Complete
In the Cards by Idan reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Jane teases Lisbon about her poker skills, which leads to a conversation that surprises them both, spirals into plots and counter-plots, and leaves them facing a dilemma they never imagined, but might secretly want. Minor spoilers for early season 5, but goes AU from there. Thanks to phoenixx87 for the cover!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 293,789 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Three Conversations by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
Darcy sighed. Only Patrick Jane could make a peace offering so… annoying. Post ep for 4x24.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Confusion by Idan reviews
Sequel to Clarity. Rigsby finds some things out but wishes he hadn't.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Wayne R., Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Throw Away The Key by waterbaby134 reviews
After the death of Red John, Jane and Lisbon discuss decisions made and opportunities missed. Now with second chapter added!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,987 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Clarity by Idan reviews
Post Red John. Jane has a plan; he just didn't tell Lisbon. Cho steps in.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Kimball C., Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Art of Sanctuary by starry19 reviews
NOW COMPLETE "But now he had to choose - love or revenge? Darkness or light? Loyalty to his past or hope for his future? And with every moment that ticked by, someone got closer to making that decision for him, only they weren't faced with his options. All they had to work with was life or death."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,127 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Fifty Shades of Red (John) by Lothiriel84 reviews
A collection of drabbles written for the 50 Phrases Challenge on Paint It Red. May contain some spoilers for season 5.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Complete
A Woman of Valor by Wldwmn reviews
There's only one person who could make Lisbon leave Jane's side. A series of 25 drabbles woven together to make a single story. Jisbon, Jisbon baby. Rated T for language, adult references. Birthday fic for PetitJ.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Mentalist: Boy Wonder by Donnamour1969 reviews
CONCLUSION POSTED! Collaboration with the awesome starry19. Travel back in time to when Jane first meets Angela. It's hate at first sight, but outside forces and fate push them together. We promise it doesn't end in tragedy. It is a love story. Take a chance! Humor/Romance. Rated T/M for language and sexuality.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,795 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Patrick J. - Complete
Darkness Into Light by calladragon reviews
Lisbon has a Secret Admirer. Who might it be? ***ON HIATUS***
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,912 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Team Building by Maegfen reviews
Or, the story where everyone decides to play Mario Kart at Rigsby's house. Silly team fic based off a tumblr prompt. Hints of Jisbon and Rigspelt if you look hard enough...
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L., Wayne R. - Complete
Secluded in Red by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Co written by SteeleSimz: When another Red John case happens Lisbon worries over Jane's obsession, a thoughtless pronouncement leads to surprising results. And Jane realizes that his worst nightmare barely scratched the surface of the terror Red John can unleash. Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 115,194 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Show Me How You Feel About Me by Entwife Incognito reviews
Lisbon needed to know something from Jane. Her instincts and her reason told her that a real conversation was the right thing to do, both personally and professionally. But how, when Jane wanted to avoid it at all costs? Another 5x22 episode tag. Different, but sweet, I think. Try it! Rated a gentle "T" for suggestion. Disclaimer: I own nothing about The Mentalist.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Tell me something nice by hardly loquacious reviews
"If you're not going to tell me the truth, then at least tell me something nice." "I was telling you the truth! You just chose not to believe it!" "Oh please!" "And another thing, why do you assume that something true and something nice are mutually exclusive?" "I... what?" For juupke.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
What Makes You Beautiful, Too by Katrina reviews
"I'm going to kill him. Slowly…with my bare hands. Maybe even throw in a little torture for good measure." JANE/LISBON. Minor spoilers for end of season four. Companion piece to the story, 'What Makes You Beautiful,' this time from Lisbon's POV. Minor Language. May now up!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,248 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.]
I Have Dishonesty In Me by wimmer511 reviews
Tag 5x22 Lisbon takes action on a theory to Jane's dismay. One-shot. K No cussing, I don't think, but some strong language.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Unimportant and Unexpected by hardly loquacious reviews
I keep my ear to the ground," Minelli said with a shrug. "You'd be surprised at how much easier it is to get information in my position now. No one cares what I do, now that I'm retired." "I'll keep that in mind," Hightower replied with a wry smile. It was a conversation she hadn't expected to apply to her so soon, but now that it does, she'ds determined to take advantage of it.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Madeleine H., Grace vP. - Complete
The Mentalist: Without Further Ado by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane and Teresa never meet but engage in a battle of wits. Each vows never to marry, but can their friends design a way to bring them together? Loving adaptation of Shakespeare's play, Much Ado About Nothing, without the iambic pentameter. Extreme AU, but please take a chance! Humor, romance, Jisbon, Rigspelt. Rated K /T
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,460 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L., Wayne R. - Complete
I'm Game by Sue Shay reviews
COMPLETE! It's been a strange, mysterious week for the team. Oh, crime in California is the same-old, same-old, but what's up with Boss and Jane? This is rated M for sexual content and violence/language. SORRY-05x16 SPOILER ALERT Chapter 12 and elsewhere. Humor throughout. (At least, I found parts of it funny, anyway...)
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,713 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Danger on Donner Pass by Sue Shay reviews
18 Drabbles, one complete story. Donner Pass on Interstate 80 is one of the most treacherous stretches of mountain highway during winter. When Lisbon and Jane crash, will the rest of the team arrive in time to save them? SORRY, FOLKS, THIS IS A COMPLETE S
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Velvet Cupcakes, 5x20 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Set post episode. Lisbon notices a growing tension between Jane and her. Humor and a hint of Jisbon. Spoilers, 5x20. Rated T for language and adult innuendo.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Ouroboros by calladragon reviews
This is an "On the Lam" story as requested by a friend. What happens when Lisbon and Jane are forced to hit the road not due to anything Jane has done, but Lisbon. How does Red John fit into the plot? Will they stay ahead of the law and exactly what will happen between them? You'll have to read to find out.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 223,469 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
In the Red by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
Obviously, he was lying when he said it. Of course, she'd been lying, too, when she'd pretended to believe him. It was just that he was so much better at it than she was.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Tiled Roofs by Maegfen reviews
It started, as many things tended to do in their profession, with a murder. A puzzling case starts a chain of events that no one at the CBI envisaged. Case fic with some Jane/ Lisbon thrown in for good measure.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,548 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Secrets of Scarves by Maegfen reviews
Rigsby discovers that the cold weather seems to have a unique effect on his boss and their ever present consultant… Jane/ Lisbon one-shot
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Wayne R. - Complete
The Best Mistake by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
"All I can do is ask for forgiveness." "No. I can't forgive you." "I understand." "No you do not, No one in my entire life has ever hurt me the way you did. You made me feel guilty for breathing. I thought you hated me..." The path to forgiveness is long and hard and Jane knew it might be impossible, because no one had treated her as badly as he had. Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 220,492 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: Ruby Tears by Donnamour1969 reviews
A disturbed young woman pursues Jane. He must convince Lisbon that the teen isn't as innocent as she seems, before he too gets caught in her trap. Set in Season 5. Drama/Jisbon romance. Rated T/M for adult content, language, and sexuality.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,850 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Fallen by waterbaby134 reviews
A meeting with Red John is imminent, and Patrick Jane has just one more loose end to tie up. But as usual, Teresa Lisbon isn't cooperating.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Mentalist Episode Tag: There Will be Blood, 5x16 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Lisbon contemplates what it all means. Spoilers, 5x16. A hint of Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Teresa L. - Complete
Being Human Again by NonyMouse reviews
AU. Hal sets out to help Cutler regain the humanity he stole from his protégé. Starts after Alex's death.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Cutler, Hal
Red Ace- Tag for 514 by Rothelena reviews
So... somebody wanted a STRIP POKER TAG for 5.14? If that was you- here it is. Rated an uncompromising M, which means, EXPLICIT, very PWP. Written entirely from Lisbon's point of view.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Lavinia by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Co author Tinuviel Undomiel: When tragedy strikes Jane and Lisbon find their roles are reversed. Lisbon is now the one who is shattered and Jane has to attempt to pick up the pieces. Jisbon. Warning: Violence and Graphic Imagery
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 251,933 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: His Red Right Hand, 2x8 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Missing scenes/tag to this wonderful classic episode. (This was the one with Red John, Bosco and his creepy secretary, Rebecca.) Jane attends two funerals. Minor language.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dance Me to the End of Love by Hayseed Socrates reviews
Jane attempts to catch Red John by himself, but things do not go well. Can Lisbon help Jane conquer his demons? And hers? Not for the faint of heart, but eventual Jane/Lisbon if you hang in there. Now complete, and there's still a little surprise twist waiting in the last chapter. The title is stolen from the wonderful Leonard Cohen song.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,243 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Lost and Found by SomethingBlue42 reviews
Van Pelt loses her orgasm. Jane helps her find it.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Grace vP., Patrick J. - Complete
Teresa by Donnamour1969 reviews
Collaborative fic with waterbaby134. Extreme AU, inspired by Jane Austen's "Emma." Jane and Lisbon are lifelong friends, but will a matchmaking scheme make them realize they are well-matched to each other? Romance/Humor/Friendship. Rated K to T.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,801 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Pinned by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
"I didn't agree to this!" Lisbon said furiously. "For the last time, we are not going steady!" Sequel to "The Arrest."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Christmas Magic by calladragon reviews
Two-parter Christmas fluff until I can get back to work on Ouroboros. Chapter One is a safe "T" rating while Chapter Two is a definite "M".
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Arrest by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
Jane had always expected Lisbon to be the one to arrest him. He just hadn't expected her to be crying when she did it.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,418 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
What Makes You Beautiful by Katrina reviews
"Yesterday I made a New Year's resolution. I'm going to give myself one whole year to woo and win the love of California Bureau of Investigation's Senior Agent Teresa Lisbon." JANE/LISBON. Jane's POV. Minor spoilers for end of season four. Each chapter is a day out of a new month as Jane tries to win Lisbon's love. Minor Language. Complete.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,383 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
Prince of Peace by Rothelena reviews
Christmas fic! Jane and Lisbon, snowed in at a romantic log cabin... unfortunately, things aren't as uncomplicated as they look, and as they spent Christmas together, both have to confront feelings they always tried to deal with on their own. Might have around 3 chapters, maybe more. Rated M in later chapter! Not so much plot- more a contemplation fic!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,582 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
My enemy's enemy by hardly loquacious reviews
One day, a woman sitting alone in a restaurant recieves an unexpected guest. What if Lisbon found Lorelei first? Writen for Frogster.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Teresa L., Lorelei M. - Complete
The Mentalist: The Taming of the Psychic by Donnamour1969 reviews
Imagine an AU world where Red John never killed Jane's family. What would Jane be like? Can Lisbon learn to tame the savage psychic? Inspired by "Fugue in Red," but set around some events of Season 2. Rated T/M for language and Jisbon sexytimes. Humor/Romance/Fluff.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,931 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Diablo by Katrina reviews
Senior Agent Teresa Lisbon had been missing from the California Bureau of Investigations for exactly fourteen hours and twenty-seven minutes. She'd gone home for a quick change of clothes and had never come back. JANE/LISBON. Set after series four finale, sometime in the future.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,299 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Blood Feud, 5x4 by Donnamour1969 reviews
An unexpected visitor arrives at Rigsby's for some pizza and sympathy. Sort of. Friendship/humor/comfort. Spoilers, 5x4.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Wayne R., Kimball C.
The Seer by Scotch-Mist reviews
What the Old Ones might have been up to in the 1600s... This first chapter is really a prologue.The Being Human characters and world belong to Toby Whithouse.
Being Human - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,953 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - E. Wyndam
Mentalist Episode Tag: The Crimson Ticket, 5x1 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Post episode. Jane and Lisbon, apologies and explanations. Spoilers, 5x1. Friendship/humor/drama. Hint of Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Director Cho's Retirement Dinner by cumberland river relic reviews
As CBI Director Kimball Cho prepares to move to a new job, a young agent plays host to two special guests who come to visit for his retirement dinner. The story takes place at some point in the future.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Combine and Complement by hardly loquacious reviews
Six months after Red John's death, Lisbon and Jane are sent to Oregon to consult on a case involving a copy cat serial killer. While there, they share a house. Jane decides he wants to make the arrangement permanent and does his best to make it happen. Writen for hetbigbang.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,174 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Eloa by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Spoilers for The Crimson Ticket and Season 5: Lisbon has to vent her frustrations over Jane and Lorelei Martins but as it reaches a fever pitch she decides to confront her problems head on, which leads her to a startling and frightening realization.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Revelations by calladragon reviews
The revelations that unfold in candid conversations.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,161 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Blackened by Lilith Encodead reviews
Mr Rook is brought in to inspect a most unusual spaceman, which exudes both a pitiful and hateful aura. A most unusual corpse indeed; hinted other characters.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Cutler, Rook - Complete
You Don't Have to Follow the Rules by brookesey reviews
Slightly ashamed to show my feeble attempts at fan-fic when compared to the awesome other BH fans who have put their work on here. First time I've ever finished a story though! Feel free to comment - over-ripe tomatoes and aerosol paint available as required. Lord Toby Whithouse and the BBC own Being Human and I wouldn't have it any other way. Tom, Hal, Alex, several OC's
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,213 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012
Angel Mine by Rothelena reviews
After all the dragons are slayed, they still have to move on. Angsty in the beginning, gets fluffier with every chapter. Rated T/M for violence, some language and adult situations!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,579 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Barber Shop Snapshots by 0positiv reviews
Leo, Hal and Pearl spent over 55 years together in that barber shop in Southend-on-Sea. Some snapshots of their life together.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,335 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Hal, Pearl, Leo
Haunting Hal by ShoePigeon reviews
When Sir Henry Yorke decides to have a snack, he ends up getting a bit more than he bargained for. Hal and OC. Reviews very welcome.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,030 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Hal - Complete
The New Girl by Jujubee1981 reviews
Tom has detoxed Hal, Annie is gone, and Alex has moved into Honolulu Heights. This is a Hal/Alex pairing and I've changed the rating to M because of language and adult themes - just like the show. Note: we only just got S5 in the US recently. Alex's name was listed originally Mayhew when S4 was broadcast in my part of the US.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,921 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Tom M., Hal, Alex M. - Complete
For the Record by paperclaire reviews
After the fall of humanity, a dedicated Archivist named Allison Larkin does her best to record what happened to the world. This is her record of the day the vampires declared themselves. Some language and violence.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Hal, Cutler - Complete
Thou Art the Sweetest Poison by WeatherWatch reviews
Cutler will never win this game, but he is the only one playing.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Hal, Cutler - Complete
Cutler's Missed Kill by eyes and teeth reviews
Hal and his merry band are going hunting but Cutler doesn't kill. So what happened to make Fergus save the day?
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Cutler, Hal
Dances With Wolves by anyother reviews
Nick Cutler has a plan. And of course it involves werewolves.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,305 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Cutler, Tom M. - Complete
The Woman John Mitchell Loved by youllstartariotbarbarella reviews
"All dressed in gray she looked like a sickly rain cloud that could disperse at any second." A character sketch of Annie through the eyes of Hal. now AU :
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,549 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Anna S./Annie, Hal
One Day at a Time by mswyrr reviews
Family is everyone who gets you through the bad days.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Anna S./Annie, Hal - Complete
The Kia Ora Incident by Ruby Rosetta Red reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if you mix Hal with Kia Ora? It's been hinted at in the show and this is my interpretation with maybe a touch of humour thrown in. A very long one shot, rated T for use of language.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hal, Leo - Complete
Ghosts by ink-spilled reviews
Hal reflects on the three ghosts he has lived with. I might add a few more memories, I don't know yet
Being Human - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Hal - Complete
The governess by SAINTIXE56 reviews
Initially a stand alone. Every decent house hold should have one. Set for most part in 1855. Hal is going through a new cycle. By the look of it, killing your host is a social faux pas. Reviews welcomed. Being human belongs to the BBC & T Whithouse.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hal, Leo
Little Notions by mswyrr reviews
Hal puts his embroidery skills to good use.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Hal, Anna S./Annie - Complete
Awakening by OnceOrTwiceAMinuteAllSummer reviews
In which Hal and Annie begin to see each other as more than friends. On going project now me thinks. Thanks to everyone for all their lovely comments! Update: I'm sorry I left this work unfinished, maybe one day I'll get the writing bug again. Thanks for your lovely reviews x
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Anna S./Annie, Hal
Unleashed by Ruby Rosetta Red reviews
Hal detoxes. Twice. A very long one shot rated T for language and blood. Please read and rate thanks :
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Hal, Tom M. - Complete
Imposing order by Eledhwen reviews
It's 1923, London, and last month a werewolf escaped from a dog fight. It wasn't Herrick and Mitchell's fault, but nevertheless they're dragged in as the Old Ones send in their top man to tidy up the mess.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Hal, J. Mitchell - Complete
Cell 02 by Lilith Encodead reviews
The circumstances of Hal York and Nick Cutler's first meeting were not a-typical, nor overly dramatic. Simply business as usual. A one-shot detailing Mr Cutler's first mortal death. Mild Warnings; bit of language, bit of blood ;'
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hal, Cutler - Complete
The Darkness Before The Dawn by Scotch-Mist reviews
My first one-off with Hal and other S4 characters.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hal - Complete
The Mentalist: Red and Green by Donnamour1969 reviews
Sequel to "She Wore a Red Ribbon." Jane and Lisbon return to Sacramento for Christmas, but danger finds them on the train ride home. Rated T for language and violence. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,873 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Someone Else's Life by Wldwmn reviews
Jane wakes up from a coma with vivid memories of events that never happened. For one thing, he believes he and Lisbon are married. Jisbon. Rated T for language/adult situations/violence. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,227 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Someplace Warm by Rothelena reviews
Both utterly lonely and unable to form serious relationships, Jane and Lisbon strike a deal. Starts angsty, but moves to fluff pretty fast. Not much plot, I'm afraid. Now T, may go to M later, but I won't exaggerate...this is not a piece of hotness.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,546 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Revalation in Unlikely Places by Rothelena reviews
Loosely inspired by ep.3.09 "Red Moon. A boring night at the motel- Jane decides to show Lisbon some tricks...and gets more than he's bargained for. PWP, explicit, clearly rated M! But: not as fluffy as you might think at first. But the ending is...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dust by Rothelena reviews
AU-Jane is a fairy tribe's king with an undying thirst for revenge, Lisbon an underestimated pixie with high aspirations- very, very AU. M for LANGUAGE and ADULT SITUATIONS, many original characters, but hopefully no Mary-Sue.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,910 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: She Wore a Red Ribbon by Donnamour1969 reviews
Patrick Jane is an 1870's peddler searching for the outlaw, Red John, who murdered his wife and daughter.Revenge is the only thing he wants, until he meets feisty schoolmarm, Teresa Lisbon. Extreme AU. Give it a try!T/M No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,138 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Truth About Cats and Dogs by 221b Baker Street reviews
A quiet evening with a bottle of Scotch, a little white dog, a television and the new chief of the CBI.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
How to control your consultant by Tinuviel Rose reviews
This story kind of got away from me so I decided to change the title. Lisbon explores new ways of keeping Patrick Jane in line.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Red breasted Sapsucker by Aquila1 reviews
C'mon, Dr. Doolittle, time to go." - Jane and Lisbon discover some unexpected sides to each other.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
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Blue Bird Drabbles reviews
A very short tag to 'Blue Bird'.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Lone Star State reviews
Spoilers up to Violets and Silver Wings of Time. Cho reflects on the Jane, Lisbon and Pike situation. Reviews and comments very welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Complete
Dear Diary reviews
Lisbon and Jane both turn to diary writing as a way to process their thoughts and feelings post the demise of Red John and the closure of the CBI. Chapters will alternate between their POVs. Rated T for language. Comments and reviews are always welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,279 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Muddy Melt Water reviews
Spoliers for ep 6x15 - "White as the Driven Snow". Abbott attempts to deal with the aftermath of Jane's plans for rescuing van Pelt. Originally a one shot but re-opened to tell a longer version of the story. Rating changed to T for future subject matter, to be on safe side.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L., D. Abbott
Washington wrap-up reviews
Lisbon's last evening with friends in the Washington house. Spoilers for 6x09, "My Blue Heaven".
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Grace vP., Teresa L., Wayne R. - Complete
All systems go reviews
Spoilers for episodes up to and including 6x09. A story written entirely in drabbles. Jane's flight from a murder charge which would be courtesy of the FBI. Please read from the beginning. It involves some aliases and therefore won't make sense otherwise. Please forgive me that I take some poetic licence with distances during the story. Reviews and feedback very welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Patrick J. - Complete
Aftermath reviews
Sequel to Sue Shay's story, "Too soon to go." Spoliers for ep 6x09, 'My Blue Heaven.' A glimpse into Jane's life in Venezuela.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Patrick J. - Complete
Tallying up the disgrace reviews
Spoilers for season 6 up to and including 6x09 'My Blue Heaven'. Cho reflects on progress post Red John's demise. One instance of swearing.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Complete
Fire and ice reviews
Red John kidnaps Grace. Lisbon and Jane find her. Angsty.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2013
In the garden of Gethsemane reviews
Inspired by "Paint it Red" April Prompt "Save me". The morning after events in Orchid Lane in "There will be blood". Title comes from poem by Kipling. Started as a one-shot (my first Mentalist story) but more recently updated. I'd be delighted if you decide to leave a review and let me know what you think. Rated T for language. Disclaimer added: not mine, no money made
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,193 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Showtime! reviews
Jane and Red John face off in a final all-or-nothing confrontation. Will Lisbon or her agents be in time to intervene? Rated T for moderate swearing and some violence in the first chapter. A story made up of 26 alphabetically prompted drabbles and double drabbles. True drabbles ie exactly 100 words each
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John - Complete
50 prompts - Beyond World's End reviews
When writing the 50 prompts chapters as a set of one shots, some chapters started to come together into a non-contiguous story.To make it less confusing, I've pulled them out into this separate entry. However, this is a collection of related one shots and not a real story. My apologies for any inconvenience. Set soon after the demise of Red John. Reviews and comments very welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Just a little bit reviews
Set during season 5 ep 22. Spoilers for this ep. Starts with Jane's thoughts in the car after leaving Sean Barlow and Venice Beach, and later in the case. Then alternates between Lisbon and Jane for the subsequent chapters. Rated T for safety. Reviews are very welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,226 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Attack reviews
A double drabble around the prompt "attack".
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Complete
A collection of drabbles reviews
Rated T for anything that may appear but most entries likely to be K/K plus . Reviews and comments very welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Complete
50 prompts reviews
This is based on the 50 prompts provided by Tromana on Paint-it-red. It was all meant to be oneshots but it turned into a mix of these and a separate story. I have now taken out the separate story and saved it as 50 prompts- beyond world's end. My apologies that this messes up the order of the reviews. Comments and reviews always welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013
Covering all bases reviews
A one shot that invaded my mind, demanding to be written. Jane returns to the CBI following Red John's death, but he wants some things to be different. A discussion with LaRoche. Reviews and comments are very welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Patrick J. - Complete
Some things are impossible to escape reviews
Inspired by the May Paint it Red challenge, though only written for fun. Different chapters are set at different times and different team member's POVs. All 5 members. Complete. Ch 3 is rated K . Other chapters are angsty and rated T. Reviews always welcome. Disclaimer added: Not mine. No copyright infringement intended. No money made. Corrections made only, no new material.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Kimball C., Wayne R. - Complete
An eventful day reviews
Laroche's thoughts after season 5 ep 21. A drabble. Reviews very welcome. Disclaimer added. Disclaimer: the characters are not mine and no money is being made from this.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Complete
An epiphany reviews
A drabble companion to "The garden of Gethsemane" but from Jane's POV. Rated T for safety but may be K . Reviews are very welcome. Slightly modified and disclaimer added. Disclaimer: I don't own anything Mentalist related except my copies of the DVDs. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Patrick J. - Complete
Annie's Legacy reviews
What happens, from Hal's POV, from entering Stokers with the bomb at the end of ep8. Covers the aftermath of the explosion. Rated T for possible language and major character deaths.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Hal, Tom M.
Love and death reviews
Nick Cutler learns what it is to be "proper dead". Is there any redemption for such as he? Comments and reviews very welcome.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Cutler
The spectacular reviews
A filler for between s4 ep7 and s4 ep8. The aftermath of Tom transforming in the club. Ch1-3 are written from Alex's POV. The remaining chapters cover the same story from Hal or Cutler's PoV. Can be read as 1 or 2 stories. T - language. Please review.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,718 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Hal, Cutler - Complete