"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"

What exactly does Sherlock do when he sends John away on those pesky "boring" cases? And more importantly, what on earth does he wear during their Skype sessions. Collection of drabbles of the sometimes uncomfortable, but always colorful, video chats between our beloved detective and his blogger. Rating may go up in later chapters, probably not more than light hints at Johnlock.

In the aftermath of the Reichenbach Falls, Sherlock struggles to regain what he had lost and take out the one man left in Moriarty's web. Sebastian Moran. I am horrible at summaries and desperately hope someone can come up with something better

Splitoff of The Dark Side of the Moon, but can be read separately. Welcome to the world where nothing is true, and everything is permitted. Chapter eleven, "Devil's Work", is posted (1/1/14).

John Watson has to deal with an extremely bored consulting detective who wreaks havoc not only at 221B Bakerstreet but wherever else he can. Friendship and Discipline.

A series of facts about Sherlock and his colleagues... friends. Generally, headcanons that are universe compatible.

When Mike convinces John he could flatshare with a detective, he sends him to the residence of Sherlock Holmes, prostitute. Lured in under false pretences, he soon uncovers the truth, by which time he's too involved in Sherlock's world of guns, drugs, pimps and tea; which is when John does something quite stupid: he falls in love. Twice.

Sherlock gets turned into a girl. Yep.

A poem-inspired Sherlolly one-sided fic, based on Pablo Neruda's Sonnet XVII. Written for Chaosisblue. :D

These things pass. So they say.

Mischievous Sherlock hates school but when young John Watson comes into his class things start to get interesting... First fanfiction I've written so I hope it'll be okay :D

What happened, exactly, to make Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes? Snippets of Sherlock's childhood, adolescence and pre-John adulthood, mixed with post-Reichenbach John-plot. Chapter Sixty-Eight, "Ancient Inferno", shows our protagionists (heroes doesn't seem right) travelling to Slovakia to begin a showdown with our villains. Also, Mohammad and Valspar learn Lydia's full story.

Written for the H/C bingo prompt: explosion. Sherlock and John are buried and Lestrade must rescue them. Can he do enough? Originally a one shot, now being continued.

Dumped by her boyfriend, fired from Bart's, Molly is in a mess thanks to our detective.Will he be able to amend the state of affairs before Molly does something drastic? Read on to know. Slightly AU, post Reichenbach. Bits of Sherolly fluff. Please read and review!

Mrs. Hudson places mistletoe in Sherlock and John's flat. Sherlock should have just left it alone - but leaving things alone isn't very interesting, is it? Johnlock Christmas fluff, written for the 221B Advent Calendar.

Heads in the fridge were not John's breaking point. Corrosive chemicals on his possessions, he could tolerate. But the tarantula is too much. So John the eternally unfettered is afraid of spiders? Interesting... (Of course, don't ask Sherlock to take the case with the asp in the ducts. Snakes, why did it have to be... oh, never mind, he doesn't get the reference anyway.)

John gets cold on a case, and sees the warmer side of Sherlock's heart. Holiday fic, post-Reichenbach/post-return, Sherlock/John friendship/pre-slash, fluff. Written for the 221B Advent community on LJ.

Whilst away on a case, John decides to do an experiment, and ends up finding out something about Sherlock he never expected.

Snapshots of Sherlock's greatest fear at different times his life. Kid!Lock to present day. Rated T for angst, profanity, references to drug use and violence in later chapters.

Everyone jumps to conclusions when they use the word love. No one really understands the feelings John and Sherlock have for each other, or what it means to John when Sherlock is sick. WARNING: major character death. This has 12 chapters plus a prologue and epilogue.

Everyone thought he was dead. But now he's back, sending a message that forces Molly to make a decision that may cost her life: Care for a game of Russian Roulette? Will Molly play in order to save the one she loves?

"My name wasn't always Anthea. At one point I was named Natasha, but that wasn't my real name either. I can't quite remember what my given name was, but it doesn't matter anymore, I can never go back to being her." Warnings: Kidnapping, mentions of sexual abuse and drug use

This is a rewrite of everything, from A Study in Pink to Reichenbach and beyond, with one twist: everybody has wings. Only slightly AU- follows the canon plot directly with only very slight changes. Chapter Eight, "DI Lestrade", shows the drugs bust scene from ASiP, as well as apologetic!Lestrade, and some other stuff I'm too tired to list right now. Tired. Goodnight, folks.

Lestrade needs a place to stay for a few days. He asks John if he can stay at Baker Street, but John's going to be out of town. The resulting e-mails. UPDATE: Now translated to Russian here: www. ficbook. net/readfic/892392 and translated to Polish here: /s/9460806/1/Things-You-Should-Know-PL

Everything John does is without feeling. He only felt when he was getting tattooed. And now, in this hour of darkness, there is nothing to keep him from this sad life. Post-Reichenbach, imaginary!Sherlock, major character death. Written for an-alaskan-abeille, because I believe her to be an incredible person who deserves to love and be loved. Who I love.

"Sherlock Holmes played the violin. John Watson listened to it's music." Short, sad little story about Sherlock expressing himself through his violin. Almost one-sided Sherlock/Watson, and can easily be read as such. Please Read and Review! Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated! Rated T just 'cause.

When Molly Hooper decided to help Sherlock Holmes...she didn't think she actually signed up for babysitting. Especially when that three-year old used to be the World's only Consulting Detective. Sherlock really shouldn't poke around Mycroft's experiments.

Written for the H/C bingo prompt: undeserved reputation. John figures out that Sherlock is neither a psychopath or a sociopath. So what is he?

University fic. When a young undergraduate is killed, Sherlock Holmes can't help himself, he must investigate. As the story becomes murkier, the killer comes closer to home.

Written for the H/C bingo prompt: hallucinations. Sherlock sees terrible things, and knows they're not real, but can't make them stop.

Written for the H/C bingo prompt: poisoning. Sherlock is betrayed by his transport. And where is John to fix things?

Written for the H/C bingo prompt: death. Sherlock's encounters with Death began young. Now, he's an old friend. Mature themes.

Sherlock can't even catch a fever like a normal person. His symptoms appear too quickly, get worse too fast, and John, who's fighting a sore throat and the shivers himself, knows it will probably get worse, for both of them, before it gets better.

Or, the day Sherlock was drugged with hallucinogens. Written in text style with me as Sherlock and my friend ThatCassidyGirl as John.

Sherlock's annoyed. John's annoyed. And it all stems off of Sherlock watching some terrible awards ceremony on the telly. Conclusion: Sherlock shouldn't watch telly. He just shouldn't.

This is not to piss anyone off, just for amusement. I am going to update once or twice a day so I'm hoping I can do a lot of them.

While John is away, Sherlock creates a robotic version of him to temporarily fill the void. But when "Johnbot" exceeds Sherlock's expectations for him, the detective is met with a dilemma. Eventual Johnlock. Beware of angst and a new kind of feels. Complete!

John Watson had a pretty ordinary life. And he was content with it. Then Sherlock Holmes came along.

Sherlock tries to avoid anything that might trigger sensory overload. However, he's not in a great position to be running away at the moment. Features an upset, annoyed Sherlock, a caring John, and a Sarah who understands more than she can say in a text. Rated as such for drug references.

Solid is a mere illusion. It's the limits of your mind telling you that you won't fall through the floor, or that you'll simply crash into that wall. He's is not one to be fooled by illusions of reality. When he's nearly up to his elbow in blood and organs, he reaches her heart. Pulling it out is no trouble. Attached can become unattached very quickly.

Molly Hooper has another job outside of St. Bart's. Poor Sherlock. He never knew what hit him. Slight AU and based on "The Adventure of The Illustrious Client". On TEMPORARY HIATUS.

In which Sherlock is sick, John runs away and Molly sings Soft Kitty. For MorbidByDefault and Zora Arian. Re-uploaded because of some technical glitch.

When you lose what you live through, what is left behind? ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY.

John plans on a hot bath to be his wind-down point, his relaxation time after an irritating day. However, Sherlock, who still isn't used to living with an average mind, doesn't seem to want to let John's wishes go according to plan. Set early in their relationship, when they are still both getting used to each other. Rated T for language.

John and Sherlock get sent on assignment to a haunted house. They would, wouldn't they? On a dark, dreary, cold night, in the middle of nowhere, right before Hallow's Eve? Of course they would. As it turns out, the 'haunted house' might not be haunted by the supernatural kind, but more of a... serial killer kind. Maybe? Rated T for not-really-descriptive horror and swearing.

Sherlock may be gone, but John still has his phone number, if nothing else. Series of 100-300 word drabbles. All friendship.

Sherlock's injured. Severely injured. John's off his game and Sherlock trusts John more than either of them really knew he did. Spin-off to Sherlock's Trusting in He's Only Ever Human, but can be read seperately.

Only Sherlock Holmes would end up, unconscious, in the Thames in late January. Fortunately for him, he has a best friend who doesn't think twice about jumping into the freezing water to save him.

Sherlock just can't win when he tries to make toast. There's always a downside.

John comes home to find Sherlock in the kitchen. Not working on an experiment. He's got his feet propped up, a book in hand, and a... jar of honey? John didn't know that Sherlock liked sweet things.

Sherlock took up a new experiment after the Fall. It's not one that's beneficial to his health. Rated M for mild graphic details of self-harm. Possible trigger warning. Slightly AU. Takes place after Series Two and The Reunion.

My first fic written from a prompt! "Neville was hired by the Auror office along with Harry and Ron. So you can make the guys do some sort of mission to catch death eaters. They get in big trouble and Luna ends up saving their asses for example." Leave other prompts in the reviews! :D

Sherlock is called upon to solve a case in which a serial killer has a taste for the macabre. Can he solve it before another young woman is killed? Sherlolly. Rated M for some adult themes: language, gruesome murder, non-consentual sexual content, character death.

...Or 10 ways how Molly Hooper successfully dates a certain Consulting Detective. Spin-off from "How to Keep Your Pathologist". For NoveraDeMedeci and MadAsAHatterJayy.

His name was like a mantra on John's lips, as if saying it could bring back the one he missed most. Post-Reichenbach. Canon. Spoilers for Season Two. I know it's longish, which a lot of people seem to bypass longer stories, but... you know me. Give it a shot.

Post-Reichenbach one-shot inspired by the "Sherlock is a cat" meme. Somehow Sherlock is not a cat in my version. Hmm. John/Mary romantic, and you can read the John/Sherlock through whichever lens you'd like. Name comes from the Iron & Wine song of the same title. Rated T for some descriptiveness of injuries. Also, in the words of River Song: "Spoilers!"

Sherlock had been the only one to ever fully appreciate the webs that he spun, the intricacies of the music he wove like a spell around the tedium of the world. Moriarty character study in a missing scene from "The Reichenbach Fall". Oneshot.

Once upon a time there were two lonely men... a Sherlock fairytale, and an exercise in...something. Not slash.

Just a fun list!

Post Reichenbach Fic. All the things that were missed. The reactions, the funeral, the fights, the movement, the reunion. Warnings for : Character "death" spoilers, blood? Emotions?

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?

Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.

It's been 3 years after the fall and John was ready to give up his life in 221b Baker Street for good. Yet the sudden reappearance of Sherlock changed everything. He had returned altered. Sherlock just wasn't his former self anymore. Not even close.

Sherlock and John have only till 9pm to solve five puzzles before somewhere in London goes up in flames. But when Moriarty is involved not all is what it seems... Made from the sherlock bbc fic kink meme, full of banter, h/c, humour and angst

Follows The Reichenbach Fall. John fights the media and police for Sherlock's sake. Ensemble cast. One shot.

ONE SHOT. Spoilers for S2. Inside Sherlock's mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.

ONE SHOT. AU. Prompt: "Moriarty burns the heart out of Sherlock. John builds him a new one." Or: Sherlock doesn't want a new heart and John doesn't care.

Companion to my ficlets. An introspective look into each episode. Starting with a study in pink.

A closer look into the minds of our favourite characters

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Sherlock never shuts up; Mycroft knows how to fix the problem, with the help of Sherlock's scarf.