Collection of South Park TEXT MESSAGES!

The cashier slid his gaze across Leo without really seeing. That empty stare, heavy with complete indifference, filled his anxious, humming nerves with relief. There was nothing like the sweet freedom of complete and utter nihilism, experienced at a 7/11 at 2am. God lived in church; the quiet of the unfeeling universe lived in aisle nine of the CVS.

Three hundred years have passed since the human race abandoned their dying planet. Ever since that day, Syaoran, a hyper-intelligent automaton, has carried out his prime directive: to restore Earth to its former health. But when he makes contact with the first human he's encountered in centuries, their meeting raises questions about the real reason Syaoran was left behind.

Kidnapped, imprisoned, and tortured for information, Hunk and Lance and Keith have nothing but each other to rely on. They need to stay alive, stay hopeful, and get out. With a little help from the blue lion, that's exactly what they're going to do.

Luffy decides to join Zoro's nap time. Sanji wants to steal Luffy away. Luffy puts the two in a compromising position. Ace is asking for Luffy. What could possibly go wrong? This is strictly ZoroxLuffy & SanjixLuffy. Rated M for suggestive themes. BoyxBoy.

"And Donnie just wants to wrap him him a hug at that moment, because oh, Mikey, you understand, you really get me! And he thinks, it's not so bad now, I'm not alone, I'm not alone at all, because your brain is one of a kind, isn't it? Just like mine. Complex and forever complicated. We're the same, we're sides of a coin." Part Three of Mikey The Lifegiver series

High school AU - Lance goes to a Halloween party with Hunk. Some creep spikes his drink, but thankfully two knights in shining armor - Shiro and Keith - intervene to stop anything bad from happening. What the couple didn't expect was that they'd grow attached to Lance. Very attached. Shiro/Keith/Lance slashy threesome

A phone call from Leo beckons the youngest turtle to return home after six months of being on his own. But when Mikey returns, things aren't quite the way they were. His brothers have grown distant, but with a bit of persuasion the youngest may be able to pull them back together. (AU) (Three-shot.) Rated K-Plus for drama and angst.

Before I even knew your name, you were there for me. Rated M for implied sex.

"Rain" massaged his neck and stretched his fingers, eyes never leaving the scope. He narrowed his sight on the target. The Bambi-eyed teen's head snapped up as though feeling the murderous intent. He met "Rain's" gaze through the scope. "Rain" aimed and shot.

Tsuna woke up one day and found himself holding hands with Yamamoto. Later he realizes that he was transported to a parallel world thanks to the malfunctioned bazooka. Wait, there's more? In this world he and Yamamoto are actually a… COUPLE? Wait! WHAT?

The only thing worse than being ignored is being invisible. Rated T for language.

When summer arrives, Kyle, Stan and Eric road trip to Los Angeles, where their pal Kenny is currently residing. After discovering Kenny's scandalous secret and the reason he left South Park, Kyle begins realizing that there is more to life than reputation. Slash, K2.

Robin has to deal with the consequences of a team mission gone wrong.

Tsuna is set up on a blind date and gets cold feet.

Wally's five when he first hears about soulmates in a princess movie. The blond prince saves the blond princess from spending eternity locked away in a castle, they kiss, they get married and grow old together; it's very boring.

When Leo, Don and Raph are fed up with Mikey's jokes and pranks, they say some things that deeply hurt Michelangelo. What will they do when Mikey tries to change for them? Will they end up losing their little brother to darkness?

Your name is John Egbert and you might have a little schoolgirl crush on Dave.

It was supposed to be their first Holliday together as official boyfriends and Dick had spent so much time planning it, he forgot to ask Wally if he had any other plans.

A one-shot full of drabbles about the 8027 couple, from Soulmate AUs to a Bondage snippet. Fluff and fluff for your Christmas enjoyment.

When Kanda's adoptive brother goes missing, he relies on the help of an unfortunate boy with an even worse habit. Warnings for Yullen, drug use, abuse, and possibly lemons.

Robin doesn't mess up, but Dick Grayson does.

Kyle is in love with his stupid, straight best friend who will never love him back. Kenny, on the other hand, is still not over his ex's death. Now all they have is each other. With a long summer ahead of them comes a search for closure and an attempt to move on from the past. Slash.

How long does it take for a lie to become truth? When one heart shatters and the other slips away, how can they put the pieces together without shattering everything else? How can they even justify what they're doing now? KuroSyao. Yaoi. Complete.

A peek at the text history of the Hamato clan and friends. *Message Received: 11:43 pm Wed. Sept. 23* [Slice of life. Contains all turtles, April. Roughly 2k3-2k7verse. Rating subject to change. Suggestions gladly accepted.]

Kenny has always had a very concrete opinion of himself. It's engrained in his mind, but someone is always there to help him survive.

Killua was the heir to the Zoldyck conglomerate, but when he is disowned by his family and dropped off at an orphanage he ends up getting taken in by two people who completely turn around his way of thinking, and his faith in people.

Kenny's getting older. The more stress he's under, the more he comes to rely on his alter-ego, Mysterion. It starts with blue flowers and ends with red ones. Kyle's POV, K2. Multichap.

Kenny has never been lucky. His friends ignore him, his family doesn't care about him, and frankly, he hardly cares about himself. He even wishes that he'd just finally die- actually die- and not come back. So he takes matters into his own hands.

Dick's running himself ragged keeping up his work as Nightwing while trying to hold down a day job as a police officer. Wally's tired of watching his boyfriend pull himself in too many directions at once. Birdflash, set in an indefinite future.

Only idiots bought into Valentine's Day hype, and Dick couldn't stand those idiots. So then why is Wally standing outside in the snow holding a stuffed robin?

Haru didn't understand. He was there first. He had been there longer. And now suddenly Urara shows up and Yuki gives him all of his attention? Haru didn't get it. And he didn't like it either.

Takeo is the younger twin. He is sporty, popular and intelligent. As far as anyone can tell he is perfect, but behind closed doors, he constantly torments and abuses his older brother, punishing him for any slight: real or imagined. But when the famous hit man, Reborn comes into the picture, secrets and truth come to light as the training of the Vongola Decimo progresses. 8059 1827

With his team's lives on the line, Robin goes in over his head. Rated T for violence.

ONE-SHOT Back when the turtle were four years old, Little Mikey never spoke, Can an older brother figure out why and help? Cover art by 10yrsy on DeviantArt

When Mihashi's emotions and personality traits get smacked right out of his head and onto the streets of Saitama, it's up to the rest of the Nishiura team to gather the pieces and put their friend back together. But it seems to be a lot harder than it sounds. [AbeMiha]

An overview of Kaworu's life, starting from the drafts of episode 24. Warning for self-harm.

Mihashi was attacked by a group of discontented supporters of an opposing team. In exchanging of not breaking his arm, Mihashi promised to do anything which resulted in a humiliating video being sent to Abe. Warning: noncon, rape, use of drugs and sex toys. Abe/Mihashi

Walking home along the streets of New York, Splinter struggles with painful memories of his life back in Japan. A sign in a pet shop and a rude stranger end up changing everything-but is it a nightmare or an bizarre blessing? "My Sons, My Everything" is a look at the 2012 TNMT universe through Splinter's eyes. Some fluff, mostly emotional exploration. Rated T for mild violence.

Kenny is a rentboy in trouble, sinking deeper and deeper into the town's dark underbelly. Kyle wants to pull him back to the surface, but Kenny isn't one to accept help easily. Slash, K2.

Sequel to 'Name'. Finding Syaoran does not make the lives of Fai, Kurogane and Sakura much easier after their trauma in Acid Tokyo.

The whole team is completely exhausted, but no one so much as a particular bird... Fluff and Daddy!Bats ensues

The one where Aomine's a hitman and Momoi's his handler and Kuroko is his target, and y'see, that's where it all gets kinda complicated... Hitman AU, Aomine x Kuroko, guns, violence, smut, and various bits of badassery.

AU Dave is suffering from night terrors and sacrifices a fraction of his pride, getting a roommate to keep his nightly activities in check. I suck at descriptions. T for language, occasional violence, and man luvin's.

Raphael has discovered that he is not the one that took Donatello's virginity. Michelangelo is and the hot-head is not at all happy with that fact. What is Raphael thinking now? He thinks that his little brother needs to be punished This is rated MA, not just M.

Shuichi and Yuki decided to do a little roleplay, but what happens when it goes too far? Will Yuki be able to fix what hes broken?

Dave is afraid of thunderstorms and calls out to John for comfort.

Kawoshin. A jealous Kaworu is a lonely and scared Kaworu. Domestic Kawoshin AU.

Is silence really golden?

Michelangelo has a diary where he is jotting down his secret. What is his secret, you wonder? Read and find out c: R&R please. I would like many opinions. This is Fiction MA

Humanstuck, AU, mute!Dave, deaf!Karkat, may or may not add more stories, haven't decided yet. If more are added will be, basically, random points in time of just this particular pair.

2K12 universe. Humanized AU. The three Hamato brothers soon moved to New York for a fresh start. But when they meet a boy along the way, it's up to the three to make friends with the abused child. Are they just friends or something from the past pulled them together all of a sudden? R&R You can also find it in "Ninja Turtles" archive.

Michelangelo Hamato wasn't always Michelangelo Hamato. Before he was adopted, he was called something else, and something else before that. But he doesn't talk about that. Ever. AU—details inside.

Master Splinter only discovered, rescued, and raised three turtle hatchlings. What became of the fourth? Alternate universe, adult concepts and situations, language, violence, TCest. Pairing: Leonardo/Michelangelo

After none of his brothers want to work with him, Mikey runs off and finds himself in a dangerous position; Shredder's captive. Will Leo, Raph and Donnie ever learn their lesson? 2012 universe. COMPLETE. [rated for violence]

RPM. Everybody's got a past. Dillon might not remember his, but he knows everyone has one. Even Ziggy Grover. A friendship story.

When Donnie finds something lurking in Mikey's blood, it brings the whole team to their knees. The turtles must band together in their darkest hour.(1st in the TMNT Tragedy Series, next will be Raph's Struggle.)

A series of oneshots, featuring Style, Stenny, Crenny, K2 and Creek!

Mike has Changed... not in a good way either... and its all our fault... sorry baby bro just, please come back to us, this ain't you. - -Raph

AU: Sequel to "In Another Life" - Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello, and Leonardo are four teenage human boys who have spent the past fifteen years or so in a New York City orphanage. After a far too long time of hidden and denied feelings, Raph and Mikey are finally together. However, one day a couple visits the orphanage and intend on adopting Mikey. - Raph/Mikey -

When Raph hurts Mikey both physically and mentally, what will the little turtle tot do! (One shot)

Valentine's Day with the turtle-tots! short little fiction-lette

An alternate version of the classic fairy tale, featuring Akise Aru as the prince and Amano Yukiteru as the precious mermaid.

You've never exactly been great at telling people how you feel - and now that you know you have to tell John Egbert exactly how you feel about him, you've never been more afraid of screwing up.

Here-in lies the twenty-five things Ulrich is unlikely to mention. Will contain het and slash as well as friendship. "25. It took four accidental kisses for Ulrich to realize he and Odd were not-just-friends but maybe-possibly-legitimately-dating."

Ambushed in the alleys, the four brothers are forced to split apart into two different groups. Mikey and Don take one alley while Leo and Raph take another. When Don falls injured in their battle, it's up to Mikey to get him out of there alive. Even with the world spinning around him, he doesn't give up on his brother. One-shot.

Fill for the kink meme prompt: "Haru discovers cutting, and Yuki is not pleased." Yuki tries to help Haru recover.

RPM. After the events of "Ranger Green," Ziggy knows Dillon's mad at him. Thinks he knows why. Thinks he knows how to fix it. Sometimes Ziggy's an idiot. Friendship fic. Complete.

The turtles lose one of their own but when a mysterious human is found, is it possible that he is the same brother that had died before their very eyes? And if so, how is it that he has become human and how is it that he doesn't seem to remember them at all!

ONE- SHOT. Kenny is visiting South Park and decides to go to the doctor's for a check-up. He is surprised to find an old friend working there. Hello Doctor Sexy. Rated M for a sexy stethoscopey reason.

I-I just dont know anymore my bro's they...I dont know who to belive anymore!

It didn't matter how hard you tried; how loud you tried to scream, to cry, to beg; how much you strained on the vocal cords you were convinced didn't exist; how often you prayed to every deity your young mind could imagine; you couldn't speak. Not even so much as utter a sound. And to make it worse, it was lonely. But then John Egbert works his way into your life. Mute!Dave

"Tsu-kun is going to work hard! So that Otou-san will come home and praise Tsu-kun!" Nana always did her best to raise her child up. She held no expectations for him, only wished for his safety. She never would have thought that that would cause a permanent scar to form in his heart. And Iemitsu was too far away and clueless to know. Angst. Parent/Child.

"You win, mia famiglia," his voice rang throughout the dining room. They should have seen it coming; When they first pledged the silent war on him without even asking for the reasons he held. Oneshot. Tsuna is 18 years old in this.

There's a small scar above his brow, covered by his fringe, but Mikado can see it on windy days because he knows where to look. Kida/Mikado. post-series AU

Kenny has been psychologically crippled after a horrifying incident leaves him with no reason left to live. Kyle finds himself back in South Park after four long years and, against the advice of his best friends, offers his estranged ex boyfriend a hand.

Dave shows up in John's room with a surprise. PWP seriously there is no plot whatsoever . Crossdressing. Spanking. Light bondage. Dom!John. Sub!Dave

Oz has caught a fever, and Gilbert is there to take care of him. OzXGilbert Fluff.

It was a constant raging battle but it was a battle that had to be fought; if he destroyed himself in the process of protecting his precious people than so be it. It was a sacrifice he was willing to give even if everyone around him wasn't.

AU Humanized Turtles. A freshman in high school isn't too old to have his brothers take care of him when he's sick, as an ill Michelangelo discovers and comes to enjoy. Family fluff abounds.

That time when Ziggy was hit by the stupidest attack bot yet, got up close and personal with members of the team, and moved in with Dillon.

The hardest thing to say is nothing at all. When Dillon and Ziggy are seperated from the rest of the team a secret Ziggy never should have kept will be revealed. Ziggy doesn't expect forgiveness. Slash, Dillon/Ziggy.

The simple will to keep smiling will always be enough, but will all hope be lost when even his love stands unnoticed? K2

AU Tenaya is the prototype left to wander the Wastes. Dillon is the Venjix attack-bot. Ziggy can't help what he wants. What starts as a dangerous attraction spirals into something more. Diggy, slight Kenaya

If you got hit in the head with a building, literally, what would you dream of? Wally wakes up to find himself prince of the Kingdom of Flash. Now he must journey across the land on a quest to awaken his true love: the "princess" of the Kingdom of Bats!

Cooro awakens one night wishing he had decided to chase his mother that day in Lilt. But, he soon realizes that the reason he didn't is still the reason why he wouldn't. POST-SERIES. CooroHusky.

"I'm kind of in love with you." Dillon/Ziggy

RPM. Following the events of "Go for the Green," Ziggy has a few issues, not the least of which being minor injury. Dillon and Ziggy friendship; team building. Complete.

Kenny drags his three best friends on a road trip. Kyle thinks it's to bring them closer to together, but unearths something dark about Kenny instead. This is taken from my Alphabet Challenge but was so good I published it on its own. Mature content, K2.

Cartman's getting married and the boys are all heading back to South Park, but something is wrong in Kenny's life. Can they save Kenny? Warnings for: domestic violence, rape, strong language, and SLASH . I do not own South Park or any of the characters

Sometime, a while ago, Kenny started relying on the fact that no one ever remembers. K2 Kenny/Kyle Warnings for: Lots of blood, mildly graphic imagery, and gay. Oneshot.

Kenny's desperate, but proud and secretive of it. Kyle knows him better than that; he's determined to make sure that Kenny comes out on top in the end.

Spencer has been missing for 2 years, and when the BAU finds him, they find a broken and scared young man. And the worst of it, the man that took him is still out there. Some chapters rated M. Reidcentric NO SLASH set in season 2 Major Reid whumpage!

Don't you know that they only love what they want to see? Can't you see that I love you because I can see you?

As soon as you see me you straighten your shoulders and put on a smile because you want me to see you strong and brave. Because you hate letting people see that other side of you, the one that gets sad and angry and sometimes gives up, just a little bit.

Cartman's house. Easter eggs, and an awkward situation turns into a simplistically adorable moment. k2 fluff

I know where you hide, and I know all of the things that make you who you are. Please don't try so hard to say good bye. K2

After Summer dies, Ziggy helps Dillon take care of his daughter. Mentioned former Dillon/Summer. Dillon/Ziggy. Mentioned character death. Slash

Even someone as insignificant as Kenny McCormick can feel happiness at Christmastime. Kenny/Kyle

Kenny doesn't want to be selfish. With everything in him he doesn't want to be selfish, but the people he cares about are making it really hard for him not to be- especially Kyle. /Style/K2/

An unfortunate accident in the lab leaves Ziggy changed.

During a battle with Venjix, Dillon is thrown into the future. A future where everything he knows is completely different. As he waits to get home he finds himself drawn into the twisted, broken mess his best friend has become. Diggy.

RPM: Four times that Dillon proves that he doesn’t share to others and the onetime he proves the Ziggy doesn’t have to either. Dillon/Ziggy

Between Cooro’s eyes a lock of hair drips rainwater onto his nose. Just above it, Senri finds as he lifts Cooro’s dark bangs, is a scuffed patch of bloody red and torn skin. “Hurt…” he says with concern. .:. SenriXCooro light romance. from Shad Arc.

Only Kenny can teach Kyle how to survive being poor. Friendship fic. Based on ep 1301.

One cold night. Four boys. Three blankets. Someone's gotta freeze, whose it gonna be? KennyKyle

AU: Dear diary, today I woke up next to a man, whom I had never seen before. :: KandaAllen & EveryoneAllen ::

Kenny has a tattoo, and Kyle doesn't know what to make of it. KennyKyle.

Sometimes a room seems like such a mess that what should easily be seen is overlooked. And sometimes a room is far too much like it’s owner.

Kanda has always been cold towards Allen but are his constant insults starting to push the young exorcist to his breaking point? .:YULLEN:. Rated T for violence and language. R&R?

In the land of Infinity, Syaoran feels as if he can never fill the place hollowed by his clone. Thankfully, Kurogane is there to lean on when he needs strength the most.

Hiroshima, after the bombing. Slight KaworuxShinji.

Set one week after the 2007 CGI movie and 2 weeks before 'The Talk'. Leonardo must take steps to reassert his command over the team and undo the dysfunction caused in his absence. A Leo and Mike centric dramedy for mature readers only!

Kenny is depressed, Kyle tries to cheer him up. KyleKenny PWP Oneshot

The Foot surround us, and my brother lies unconscious at my feet. There is no room for failure. Reaching down, I pick up the katana. I am Leonardo.

He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.

I'm gonna be a rockstar,' he told him confidently. Ulrich nodded. 'I know.' A bit of alcohol mixed with Odd and what does that lead to?