mugglesftwhide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Warcraft. Hi, I'm mugglesftw, known as Full-Paragon on reddit. I write fanfiction, mostly Harry Potter stuff these days. I live on a rock in the middle of the ocean, but thanks to science we now have internet on volcanos. I am also a teacher, but not a magical one sadly. I'm still in talks with district to get one of those sweet buses like Ms. Frizzle has. I've been slacking on my stories lately, and have been posting random stuff I've got a large backlog of just to keep updating. Don't worry, with summer coming soon I should have a lot more time for writing as school gets out. Even if the volcano keeps blowing up. |
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A Mishap and an Opportunity by SilverLightning26 reviews
Sent back in time due to a careless mistake, Harry is granted a once-in-a-lifetime chance to get to know those people he should have known since birth. With his "sister" Tonks by his side, what will Harry make of this unique opportunity? Will he finally have the family he's always longed for? Join Harry as he joins the Marauders in 1976. Rewriting is now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 149,799 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks, Marauders
Darth Vader: Hero of Naboo by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,968 - Reviews: 3476 - Favs: 8,590 - Follows: 10,409 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 192,519 - Reviews: 5233 - Favs: 12,094 - Follows: 14,567 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Grow Young with Me by Taliesin19 reviews
He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 242,170 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 4,970 - Follows: 6,148 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., OC
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 2,661 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 11/11/2007
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 4825 - Favs: 7,310 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Red Knight by Demon Eyes Laharl reviews
When Ron Weasley realized he was reborn to the world with his memories mostly intact, he felt it was a second chance to do better. However, he slowly realizes that this world was different from his own. Making new friends and earning new enemies, he has to use his experience from his previous life not only to reach his goals, but also to survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 201,919 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 4,014 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Daphne G.
Impose by MarauderLover7 reviews
It was still called the "Noble and Most Ancient House of Black", though it had been years since any of the Blacks that approved of that name had lived there. Sirius Black would be a disappointment to his parents, but Harry Potter - the home's other resident - was a credit to his. Both were proud of that. Sequel to "Innocent", "Initiate" and "Identity".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 205,927 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 4/11/2018 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,660 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Play up, play up, and break the game! by Bakuraptor reviews
Oliver has one last shot at winning the Quidditch Cup before he leaves Hogwarts, and he's willing to do anything to make sure he does. No, really, anything. Absolutely anything. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Harry P., George W., Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Next Great Adventure Part 1 by dunuelos reviews
In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon). Year One Complete. Sequel will come - eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,376 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 4,614 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Neville L. - Complete
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4464 - Favs: 10,050 - Follows: 8,049 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dark Lord Never Died by Starfox5 reviews
Voldemort was defeated on Halloween 1981, but Lucius Malfoy faked his survival to take over Britain in his name. Almost 20 years later, the Dark Lord returns to a very different Britain - but Malfoy won't give up his power. And Dumbledore sees an opportunity to deal with both. Caught up in all of this are two young people on different sides.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 179,592 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
Proud by Winter Leigh End reviews
Instead of letting Vernon in on her sister's little secret, Petunia worked diligently to keep magic as nothing more than a fairytale. However, when she dies unexpectedly, leaving her husband a widower shortly before that fateful Halloween night, Vernon doesn't know what he's getting himself into when he takes Harry into his home. AU. COMPLETE with epilogue!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,070 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 8/18/2015 - [Vernon D., OC] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Free from Force by Haxong reviews
Darth Vader, the Chosen One of the force, makes a choice in the moment of his death and travels back in time to the beginning. This time, he will be his own Master. Stranded on Tattoine he decides to take in young Anakin and together with him prevent some of the bloodshed that is to come. There is only one problem: Vader is still very much a Sith and bloodshed is just so much fun.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 250,256 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 20,342 - Follows: 7,868 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Ned Stark Lives! by cbstevp reviews
What would have happened in Westeros if Ned Stark had lived? An alternate version of George R.R. Martin's Game of Thrones series of books.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,016 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Bonds Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
Book 1 of Bonds of Time Saga. After an attack, Harry and Ginny Potter find themselves back in time before Harry's first year at Hogwarts. Stuck in the past with no way back, they decide to change the future for the better. Larger summary inside. Time-Travel, Soul-Bond, AU. H/G, R/Hr! COMPLETE! The sequel "Bonds of Time II: Fighting Fate" is also complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 449,444 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 3,716 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 3,346 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Torn by Neurotica reviews
AU. An escape from Azkaban has called for drastic measures to be taken. Five-year-old Harry Potter is taken from his relatives' home and relocated with two of his parents' remaining friends. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,242 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,398 - Follows: 925 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 5,100 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Something That'll Last by popehippo reviews
A small glimpse into the life of those outside of Commander Shepard's story; based on the interactions of two NPCs in Illium.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15037 - Favs: 23,757 - Follows: 9,688 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 543 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Wise One: Book One: Becoming by FarenMaddox reviews
When Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and 8-year-old Harry Potter disappears, the world is thrown into upheaval. What will Britain and Harry be without each other, and who will face the Dark? You only THINK you've read this before. I guarantee you haven't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,300 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 5,004 - Follows: 1,053 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Why Time Travel Should Be Illegal and Other Morals reviews
Ever dream of ending up in your favorite book? Think that sounds pretty awesome? Well you're wrong. Time travel sucks, alternate dimensions suck, and trying to raise young wizards without getting yourself killed and accidentally letting the bad guys win really sucks. But getting to give a kid the childhood he needs? Well, that just might make it worth it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 208,635 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 11/25/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., OC, Walden M.
Champions of the Two Worlds reviews
When Arthas seized the Frozen Throne, he cast aside both his humanity and the remnants of Ner'zhul. The Guardian sealed away the spirit of the former Lich King in another world, entrusting them to Albus Dumbledore. Now, however, Ner'zhul has ensnared a new host: Lord Voldemort. With two worlds threatened, heroes are brought to Azeroth to cast down both Lich Kings once and for all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 223,634 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W., Varian Wrynn
Like a Red Headed Stepchild reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Nymphadora Tonks: The Last Auror reviews
The Statue of Secrecy has fallen. Voldemort has returned, and with the backing of the Ministry of Magic has declared war on the Muggle world. Dumbledore has been defeated and is retreating into hiding. Out of the entire Auror Corps, one woman is making a stand. Together with Her Majesty's Armed Forces, Tonks must somehow defeat the Dark Lord and his forces as war erupts everywhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,090 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 4/7/2018 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Percy W., Voldemort, N. Tonks, OC
Luna Lovegood, PI reviews
A mystery lurks at the heart of Hogwarts castle. A tangled web of lies and subterfuge that is so deep, so all encompassing, that only a mind as unique as Luna Lovegood's could ever hope to perceive it. Together, Luna Lovegood and her trusty partner Sue Li must uncover the truth: Who took the electrical outlets in Hogwarts, and how is this keeping Professor Binn's employed?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/14/2018 - Minerva M., Luna L., Su L., Sorting Hat - Complete
Harry Potter and The Iron Lady reviews
Even muggles notice thousands dead, and Margaret Thatcher had the help of one Sergeant Prewett of Her Majesty's Special Air Service. Harry Potter is taken in by a loving family, and raised to become the hero of both worlds. Even as he enters Hogwarts looking for friends, he is confronted by the darkness in the wizarding world. Now complete! Sequel: Nymphadora Tonks: The Last Auror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 220,514 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Monster Hunters Extraordinaire reviews
The world beyond Hogwarts if full of monsters; creatures so powerful and dangerous that even your average witch or wizard cannot hope to oppose them. That is why none other than Gilderoy Lockhart and his companions must roam the world, seeking to find fame, glory, and a good story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,773 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/29/2017 - Published: 8/7/2017 - Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Alastor M., Bill W.
The Heinz Dillema reviews
What is morality? To whom do we owe aide? How much is a human life worth? What is the price of doing the right thing? These are not easy questions, and they have no easy answers. When confronted with a moral dilemma that has no good solution, what is Ron Weasley to do? He must not only decide what is morally correct, but also what is best for himself and his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,430 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Complete
A Ballad of Wolves and Serpents reviews
At the tender age of 1, Harry Potter was cursed and survived. Five years later, he is once again cursed, and this one may have far deeper consequences. Now an outcast in the wizarding world and stripped of protection, he must learn to harness his weaknesses to become a sword and shield against the serpents in the shadows, and find new allies among the forsaken of society. On hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,487 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L.
