I apologize, but with so many one-shot idea running amuck (I hope I spelled that right...) in my mind, I've decided to put my long-term stories on Hiatus. Of course, I will undoubtedly return to them. Please bear with me. When I do finish my current ideas, I might take only one story out of hiatus, so I'm not over my head. Thank you, my valued readers!

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Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in home room? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

A personality can't be made fun of of. If it is, the bullies have no personality and are looking for a better one. They're jealous of the beautiful you. Don't try to be popular by doing what they do. They'd your personality is theirs. Be yourself. Be a leader, not a follower. You can do anything as a leader. You can only mirror the leader as a follower. Stand strong with your friends. That is what I believe.

38 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. If someone looks at you, scream, "I swear! I only meant to knock him out for a little bit!"

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One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies

Twelve Character Thingy!

Forced Upon Me By None Other Than Lady Cocoa!

1. Jacinda (from Firelight)

2. James Bond

3. Maximum Ride

4. Fang

5. Ella

6. Bugs Bunny

7. Luna Lovegood

8. Jeb

9. Hulk

10. The Lovely Emeraldvj

11. The Creepy Lady Cocoa :P

12. ME!!!!

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic before?

(Bugs Bunny and Lady Cocoa) Ugh...

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

OMG!!!!!!!!! YES Yes YES!!!!!!!!

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

(Me and Jeb) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

4. Do you recall any fics about nine? Do you recommend any?

(Hulk) Nope.

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

(James Bond and Bugs Bunny) That's not possible... Right?

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

(Ella, Hulk or Ella Emerald) Ella and Hulk since hulk is actually a boy...

7. What would happen if seven walked in on two/twelve making out?

(Luna on James Bond/Me) Confused since she doesn't know us.

8. Make a title for a three/ten fic:

(Maximum Ride and Emerald) A Guide to Living with Two Stubborn yet Smart People.

9. If there any such thing as one/eight fluff fanfic?

(Jacinda and Jeb) Ugh... hopefully not...

10. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic:

(Luna and Me) 'What The Heck?' Relationship?

11. Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?

(Luna) Probably not

12. Does anyone on your friends list write, or draw eleven?

(Lady Cocoa) I hope not...

13. Would anyone you know write Two/Three/Five?

(JamesBond/Maximum Ride/ Ella) I am writing an James Bond/ Maximum Ride

14. What might ten scream at a moment of passion?

(Emerald) "This is so freaking weird!"

15. If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

(Jeb) Maybe The Scientist by Coldplay?

16. If you wrote an One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Jacinda, Bugs Bunny, Me) Random Specie Mix? Definitely rated M.

17. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use one Two?

(Emerald, James Bond) Emerald would quote from How Casino Royale Should Have Ended

18. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

(Ella) A few weeks ago.

19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

(Luna Jeb) I would think Luna has finally fallen off the cliff of sanity.

20. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood at night, would you be safer in the company of 7 or 8?

(Luna or Jeb) Definitely Luna, since she has magic, and she's not a mad scientist.

21. What would Five most likely be arrested for?

(Ella) Driving Under the Influence

22. Three, Seven, and Eleven all go to the nail salon together. What happens?

(Max, Luna, Lady Cocoa) Lots of drooling from Lady Cocoa

23. You find out that Five has been a long-time friend with a sibling or relative. What happens?

(Ella) I'd interrogate her for Fang's location. Then marry him. Yep :)

Max Ride Quotes!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride

"Yes! Freaks RULE!" Fang

"Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
"But we're grounded."
stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing Max and Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." Nudge

"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." Gasman

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." Fang

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." Max and Fang

"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." Fnick

"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." Max

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy

"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Iggy

"Fang? Are you - like Max?"
"Nope. I'm the smart one." Dr. Martinez and Fang

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." Fang

"Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." Max

"'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment

"Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4

"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang

"I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back, and then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

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If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you're absoloutely, uncrontollably in love with Fang, copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile

If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

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If you have the release date of MR3, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

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If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

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You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I ran with scissors. AND I LIVED!

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...

A day without sunshine is...night.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like heck.

REAL product labels:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of

Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". (And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". (But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu desert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction s if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use". (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts". (Talk about a news flash!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts". (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

Twelve Character Thingy (again)!

Four themes- Star Trek, Harry Potter, Fanfiction, and Alice in Wonderland

1. DancingInTheRain2001

2. Mad Hatter

3. The White Rabbit

4. Uhura

5. Hagrid

6. Admiral Marcus

7. Luna Lovegood

8. The Dodo Bird

9. George Kirk

10. Lady Cocoa

11. Chekov

12. Spock

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic before?

(Marcus and Chekov) Thankfully, the answer is no.

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

(Uhura) I'm not a boy, but she is pretty hot. And pretty.

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

(Spock and Dodo) That would be highly illogical. And highly impossible.

4. Do you recall any fics about nine? Do you recommend any?

(George Kirk)Not personally about him, but I've read ones that briefly mention him. I don't remember many... I think that the author trufflemore write some. I can't be sure. Either way, her stories are awesome and touching.

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

(Mad Hatter and Marcus) I don't know. Mad Hatter is known for being insane.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

(Hagrid, George or Hagrid, Lady Cocoa) I prefer Hagrid and Lady Cocoa. She would go out with him just for being a HP character.

7. What would happen if seven walked in on two/twelve making out?

(Luna on Mad Hatter and Spock) She would back out slowly and then she would shake her head in disbelief.

8. Make a title for a three/ten fic:

(White Rabbit and Lady Cocoa) The One Time The Rabbit is On Time

9. If there any such thing as one/eight fluff fanfic?

(DancingInTheRain2001 and Dodo) Maybe. :)

10. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic:

(Luna and Spock) The Crazy Ropes of Love

11. Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?

(Luna) Probably not

12. Does anyone on your friends list write, or draw eleven?

(Chekov) I wish. Sigh...

13. Would anyone you know write Two/Three/Five?

(Mad Hatter /White Rabbit/Hagrid) Nope.

14. What might ten scream at a moment of passion?

(Lady Cocoa) "I'm confused!"

15. If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

(Dodo) Hmm. That's a toughy. The first thing that pops up is Fireflies by Owl City

16. If you wrote an One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Dancing/ Marcus/ Spock) May get headache from confusion!

17. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use one Two?

(Lady on Mad Hatter) "Hey. Ever met anyone as crazy as yourself? Well, prepare to be amazed!"

18. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

(Hagrid) A few monthes ago.

19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

(Luna and Dodo) What's a canon? HA

20. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood at night, would you be safer in the company of 7 or 8?

(Luna or Dodo) Definitely Luna, since she has magic. Plus, I wouldn't know what to do with a Dodo Bird!

21. What would Five most likely be arrested for?

(Hagrid) Destroying property

22. Three, Seven, and Eleven all go to the nail salon together. What happens?

(White Rabbit, Luna, Chekov) Luna having a heated conversation with Mad Hatter about rare garden gnomes while Chekov begs to be released from this Klingon torture.

23. You find out that Five has been a long-time friend with a sibling or relative. What happens?

(Hagrid) I'd ask to ride a hippogriff.

Here are some links to outfits throughout my stories.

Ascend:

Max's Dress in Ch.2

http:///clothing/jcrew-matisse-blue-arabelle-dress-in-silk-chiffon/

Max's gown in Ch. 3

http:///S/ml-monique-lhuillier-bridesmaids-strapless-chiffon-gown-nordstrom-exclusive/3123740?origin=category-personalizedsort&c0&fashiDARKPLUM&resultback=7200&cm_sp=personalizedsort-_-browseresults-_-1_18_D

Max's dress in Ch. 5

http:///wp-content/uploads/2012/04/vintage-style-bridesmaid-dresses.jpg

Max's gown in Ch. 5

http:///long-prom-dresses/teal-ball-gown-strapless-and-sweetheart-bandage-floor-length-quinceanera-dresses-with-beading-and-draped-p-2268.html

Randomness:

1.Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, find line 4.

'-head, hard, twisted his head around on his neck,as-'

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Air!

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

That new show, "Scorpion."

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:57 p.m.

look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:47 p.m. (I is partially physic)

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

I have earphones on, listening to "The Doctor is Dying" by Chameleon Circuit.

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Oh... geez. I think it was... yesterday? Yeah. I had to that when going to the Thanksgiving thing.

8.Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?

I was looking at a forum I had started recently.

9.What are you wearing?

My PJs, aka. a black and white horizontally striped shirt, old, tattered grey pants, and a baggy Gryffindor sweater.

10.Did you dream last night?

I think so. It was pretty vivid, form what I can recall. However, I don't recall much else...

11.When did you last laugh?

Um... not sure. It was probably from something I was watching on TV.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Green paint, a mirror, and a picture of a cartoonized orchestra. I have no idea where it came from, since I'm not in any orchestra...

13.Seen anything weird lately?

Sadly, no. I have not had my daily dose of oddity.

14.What do you think of this quiz?

Neutral.

15.What is the last film you saw?

This is going to make me sound EXTREMELY weird, but when I was at my family's for Thanskgiving, we watched "Advanced Style," which was pretty much a documentary on old woman fashion. I cried a bit...

16.If you became a muli- millionaire over night, what would you buy?

I'd buy a life time supply of books, split half of what's left with my friends and family, cut that i half for my college funds (Yes, I do plan to get somewhere in my life) and donate the rest.

17.Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I can speak, write and read Russian. Good enough?

18.If you could change one thing in the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would you change?

I would change the fact that you can't remember every dream.

you like to dance?

Yes. In my Russian school, we have a giant concert at the end of the year in Russian. We dance and sing. After three years of utter torture of being surrounded by professional ballroom dancers, I got transferred to a class more oriented in hip hop. It turns out I'm good at it! Now, I also take hip hop lessons, and I'd like to think I'm ok. As long as I don't have to be graceful.

Bush:

A bush named George.

21.Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Giana, Gillian, or Galla. Its a thing with my family to name people after dead relatives.

22.Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Danny, David, or Dylan.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

A pretty popular name but its not your to now. I'll just choose ANOTHER popular name and work with it. How about... Mary?

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Marizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal):

Torqiuse Lynx (...?)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):

Dimitrivnaya Mabel (Stupid Russian middle name! But I do sound like I could get famous...)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Black Tea (I'm a type of tea. How glorious)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Wow. This is pretty racist. I mean, seriously? Here goes nothing Loduame. What the...

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

How about: MARY, THE OVERLORD OF ALL THAT RUMBLES

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Sheela. Last time I checked, her fur was white...

Now its 5:46. I just wasted 14 minutes. Yup :)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Once, but it was a stupid prank. Good thing the boy was a stupid one in the first place, so my heart wasn't broken.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Google...?

3) What's your middle name?

Don't have one

4) Your current relationship status?
Single.

5) Does your crush like you back?

Unless he lied to me, yep :)

6) What is your current mood?
Lazy

What color of underwear are you wearing?
None of your business.

8) What color shirt are you wearing?
A white shirt with horizontal, black stripes.

9) Missing something?
Every single fictional man/ boy I want to marry ( the number is somewhere over 25...)

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Oh. Jeez. That's tough. There was this one time when I really hurt my mom's feeling. Also, there was this scandal that made me nearly lose all of my closest friends because I should have just kept my secret secret. I can't choose just one thing. Plus the fact that there were people like Mussolini and Hitler who were on the loose...

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Any type of bird.

12) Ever had a near death experience?
Unless you count each time my heart broke during a character's death in a book or movie, none.

13) Something you do a lot?
Complain

14) The song stuck in your head?
"Here We GO" by Sleeping With Sirens

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
Everiss K

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
I don't know anyone, even though I know a few with really close birthdays.

17) When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday, actually. I finished "Angel Beats!" and I'm pretty sure I overreacted.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yeah. Not too large, but pretty big.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
To enter any book or television show.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their laugh.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I am a sucker for the Valencia Orange refresher.

22) What's your biggest secret?
I don't really have one...

23) Favorite color?
Definitely a blue-tinted silver.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
I don't like them, but its very entertaining to just make fun of them.

25) What are you?
A girl who needs to get her life in control.

26) Do you speak any other language?
Russian and a little Italian. ( I hope to learn Klingon)

27) What's your favorite smell?
Hot tea, with honey and raspberries.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Curiosity.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Nope. Never been kissed before.

30) What are you thinking about right now?
Well, Pandora has caught my attention with quite a convincing Verizon commercial...

31) What should you be doing?

Sleeping

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My sister.

33) Do you like working in the yard?
I love raking leaves. It calms my nerves.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
I love mine. Its so confusing and it is pretty entertaining watching others struggle with it.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
Sometimes. It can be really awkward, but I've gotten more comfortable.

36) What is your natural hair color?

Brown that turns blondish when single strands catch the light. (I'm so freaking poetic)

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
Kanade, from "Angel Beats!"

I'm tired of this! I've had hundreds of people view my stories, but only 11 reviews are given. Am I missing something? Well I know it ticks off other people. All I want is people to take a few seconds to write an either positive or negative review. The reason I use this website is for outside feedback. Don't you?

It makes me really happy anytime someone reviews my story, even if it tells me my story sucks. This allows me to improve on my grammar, spelling, and plot. As an author in progress, it would be very useful. Now, I shall take an oath.

I pledge, upon reading any story, I shall review it. As God as my witness, may all know that I shall uphold this vow. I will urge others to do so as well, for author upon the Earth must be criticised. I shall promise to write only the truth, and nothing but the truth. My word will be honored, for I have faced this horrible feeling of emptiness and failure. Let no one else feel this way! Also, I shall follow their Author's Notes, for if a vote on the poll they want, they shall get it! The injustice of this shall reign no more in my world. I shall work to change this.

I, Emsaduem of Fanfiction, pledge to the Review Revolution.

(I hope it sounded important-like)

CONGRATULATION! You have officially made it through my entire profile! Have you voted on my poll? No? Off with your head! Just kidding. Just go up and vote. Opinions mean a lot. So what do you do now? Read and review my stories, of course!