The Internet; the anonymous medium. What better mask for a reclusive genius? Will a certain gifted barista draw him out of hiding? Erik/Christine. Updated and Complete (cover art by Ilustrariane)

The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Collection of Ten/Rose oneshots :D x

Everyone thought that the prospect of them was a joke; destined only to be told in comedic plays and such. But it was real; what they had was real, and what they felt for each other was real. It's just that the world didn't know about it; they still wonder, even to this day, if it is better that way. ZUTARA ONESHOT

When Shepard strolled into the lounge, wearing civvies and a smile, Garrus knew the time had finally come, whether they were ready or not. She'd lined them up in her scope and was preparing to take her shot.

He'd been putting it off, and when he'd finally worked up the courage to ask, their quiet moment was rudely interrupted. Shepard/Vakarian.

It was going to be a joke. At least, that's what she told herself as she opened her mouth and the words, "We could test your reach… and my flexibility," fell out.

Sherlock leaned in close to John's luscious ear and whispered seductively "Jawn. Jawn. I'm inside of you," Sherlock paused most dramatically "With my dick-weenie." Sherlock finished with a flourish.

John Watson is about to meet his new possible flat-mate, Sherlock Holmes. Their connection is electric, and sparks start to fly. Rated M for sexual content.

I myself was little the worse for wear, despite Emerson's endearing histrionics to the contrary. Sadly, one could not say the same for my beloved parasol. Drabblet

As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!

Turian matings are a rather "dry" affair, and Garrus finds out that human matings can be quite the opposite. An LJ MEkink fill. Rated M for lemony goodness.

The Doctor couldn't believe he'd done it. He'd finally got through. And all he could think about was getting to her. His focus was single-minded and unwavering; find Rose Tyler. It was actually easier than he thought fate might make it. Reunion Fic

As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS

River/Eleven, how she found out his name. With a dollop of sexy.

The Doctor and Rose go on a road trip... with interesting results.

Never underestimate the power of a dirty limerick. Nine/Rose, quite adult

The Doctor knows better than anyone the meaning of paradox, and yet, when he miscalculates and lands in 2004 instead of 2010, he cannot quite resist crossing her time-line one last time... \\ Kinkmeme fill. One-shot. Eleven/Rose, background Rory/Amy.

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

Doctor number Nine sees something he shouldn't. Or maybe something he should. It's all very timey wimey x

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Another one of my fics following my own personal canon where Eleven goes back and sees Rose at various points in her time with his Tenth self. Two chapters, in which photos are looked at and Jammy Dodgers are purchased. Hope you like!

Rose takes a tumble and the Doctor falls with her. Together, they fall farther.

Rachel's and Chandler's futures are not quite as they had imagined them to be

Angst/Fluff PWP. Takes place a few weeks after Journey's End. "She was confused. There was no denying that. If she was honest, and she was trying to be, she knew she loved him. How could she not?" Rose/10.5 Doctor

After the events of HL2:Episode 2, Alyx finally decides to confess her feelings to Gordon. But how well does she really know the Free Man? Alyx/Gordon, with a twist.

A different take on FemShepxGarrus. Shepard attempts to bridge the cultural divide and comfort the turian she secretly loves, succeeding in a way neither of them expected.

"The only difference between men and boys is the size of their toys." Or, that one time Rose had to get a little too familiar with the Doctor's sonic screwdriver and neither of them mentioned the incident ever again. Well, the Doctor didn't, anyway

Shepard tried not to look, she really did. A Masskink fill, so...contains smut. Oneshot.

He knows that one day this may end, that she may find something more permanent, or he will. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.

This time, when he said, "I am so impressive," Rose had to hold her breath. He didn't say it defensively, like he had a reputation to uphold. He said it firmly, assertively, like it was an unshakable fact...

As the relationship between Rose and the Doctor develops, can he resist the temptation of his own selfishness? Follows every episode of season two. Sequel to Welcome To Your Life. TenRose. Complete.

Fed up and frustrated, Rose decides to watch a familiar old movie with the TARDIS... Things progress rather unexpectedly from there.

Ten years is a long time to wait. But at least she isn't alone. A very different look at the time between the ending of At World's End and the post-credits scene. Elizabeth/Jack, Elizabeth/Will, some Elizabeth/Barbossa, all mostly hinted at.

Things come full circle for them. After all, they are The Doctor and Rose Tyler, the stuff of legend. They don't live within the dictates of the Impossible. That includes his death and her reality. Spoilers Journey's End and End of Time. 10/Rose.

A little drabble set after "Journey's End" about the human Doctor's various firsts with Rose.

Five notes left on Ainsley's desk. Sam/Ainsley

It's a poem about something we're all guilty of. Don't try to deny it. Please read and review, but most importantly, take action with this idea, and spread the word.

The Doctor and Rose are having the usual: kidnapping, aliens, death threats, paradoxes, and theft. But when the aliens wise up and add an auction into the mix, things start to look a little difficult for the Doctor. Or maybe a little fantastic? 9/Rose

Modern WillElizabeth and AU. Will and Elizabeth are lovers in modern London. This documents their relationship and mixes in some good, old fashioned humor. Kick back and enjoy with some sparkling cider!

One shot, modern day AU. JackLiz, NorringtonLiz. Elizabeth Swann has everything. Money, a fiance, a lover...Everything is perfect until her life train wrecks one night in a New York City hotel room...

[HUDDY Reposted]:Preseries. College student Cuddy, legendary House, even before Stacey. They decided to date for a month.

Series of drabbles. Aperture Science wants to give Gordon cake.

When the world falls apart, they only have each other. [PostHBP. HG and RHr, with Horcrux hunt and Final Battle]

Thanks to a student inches away from being forcefed poison, Severus Snape has his own personal soundtrack playing over and over and over and over and over some more. In his head. HGSS

The Amelia Peabody Series. I sometimes wish Amelia would suffer a brief apoplexy and forget about Emerson for a moment...

The continual game between House and Cuddy develops a whole new set of rules.

William and Elizabeth Turner are being rather irksome and distracting for the crew of the Black Pearl. Jack must devise a plan to get them out of the crew’s hair. What else can he use, but…rum?

House finds Cuddy crying in her office. Huddy.

Everything else we'll play by ear. GSR, Spoilers for 7x11, Leaving Las Vegas through 7x15 Law of Gravity

Cuddy lost the third one. What she got, was incomparable. HouseCuddy.

Grissom is smarter than we think. He also really loves her. GSR

Rusty is bored. Linus is, too. RustyLinus

It's Christmas, and Harry is alone at his flat in London for a few days before the Weasleys arrive. An unexpected visit from Sirius turns it into one of the best holidays Harry's ever had. Written for the SSS fic exchange, with thanks to Klynie1.

Postep for Jefferson Lives, in which Josh and amy tonsil hockey and then leave the fireworks together. In this fic, they don't get very far.

They say that hell is paved with good intentions and roofed with lost opportunities. Josh and Donna know this lesson far too well. And Josh and Donna will tell you: the learning curve's a circle.

Chakotay brings a little surprise to Kathryn's ready room. What other surprises could that lead to? JC.

Futurefic. After Will's unexpected death before their marriage, and her father's fatal apoplexy, a pregnant Elizabeth has only one option to protect her inheritance and her reputation: marrying Lord Beckett. Dark. Iconoclastic comedy. CB ES, JS ES, JN ES

Post Burn Out 7x06. Sometimes the silence isn't so bad. GSR

Darcy and Elizabeth become better acquainted over the course of their engagement.

Something sinister is stalking Christine, and only one man can save her. As they uncover deadly secrets taken to the grave, they find that the greatest mystery of all is the human heart. A tale of intrigue, love, and redemption.

Elizabeth's end of DMC monologue, which I imagine would have consisted of a very expansive WTF? M for course language and sociallyunredeemable humor. Quote: This strange voodoo woman may have done a dance with a dead chicken and bongos, or something.

Will and Elizabeth's wedding plans are thrown off by a new curse on the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and the the Black Pearl run into old friends, famous pirates, a mysterious sword, and battle the sea itself! Just in time for the movie come out: COMPLETE!

Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...

This burning desire awoke and lashed out painfully inside of him. He felt the need to taste those lips, her skin, and her mouth. He longed for her touch, her caress. Movieverse and AU. Chapter 7 is RATED M, the rest of the chapters are RATED T.

Preview: V's life was forever changed the night he brought an unconscious Evey Hammond down to his home. Little had he realized that they would ultimately change each other's life... for the better.

A continuation of the D'you wanna come back to my place sketch. Written in script form, as if it were merely the end of the sketch which the Pythons decided not to air. Pairing: John Cleese as the Officer and Michael Palin as the man who approaches him

Julian Marsh decides to go to the kids party, and Peggy Sawyer is waiting for him. 42nd Street one shot.

Vday Morbidity Contest: Most Original and Most Enjoyable. It's Hal's big night...a landmark in his career, respect from the woman he loves. When another actor destroys his ideal life, however, something must be done. Modern edge POTO

[Drabble] CD x HP A chance encounter in the kitchens the night of the Yule Ball. Christmastime fluff for the two Champions. [includes: christmas cookies and boys in white oxfords]

On the Dauntless, on the way to Port Royal after the main events from POTC Norrington requests Jack to come to his cabin so they can discuss something. xONESHOTx

Two people who haven't seen eachother in years have a chance encounter.

This is for all who think Christine made the wrong choice. 'Her relationship with Raoul is her romantic awakening as a teenager. But her pull towards the Phantom is a sexual, soulful union.' Joel Schumacher. Formally known as 'It's Over Now'

A different take on the three main Phantom characters, Christine gets a chance to tell her side of the story, which should prove vastly amusing as she's not entirely sure what went on anyway.

Instead of the "Down Once More" sequence, the Phantom is arrested, and Christine lives in regret as he is once again caged and humiliated. Written in a series of vignettes.

Remus and Severus' relationship started with secret meetings in school. How deep could this attraction go? And how long will it last? That's why you read it and find out. :P This is SLASH, SSRL. Naturally.

Harry and Hermione's relationship is changed forever one night by a kiss. Naturally, Ron's jealous and Harry's confused. Then things get bad. Then things get worse. HHr. Now completed.

COMPLETE Slashy! Sweet! Seductive! Sparrington! Jack's POV. Jack gets caught in Port Royal in more ways than one by a tipsy and rather lonely commodore. Return reviews when possible.

The sequel to A Silver Doubloon takes off right where I left you . . . Our heroes are on the trail of adventure, but what awaits them beyond the horizon? It's over guys, the end is nigh!

Right then, Will and Elizabeth are married, but Arianne is hopelessly in love with Will, and Elizabeth has fallen for another man. Might a friend common to the trio help? FINISHED

Jack Sparrow just can't seem to stay out of trouble, can he? And this time, an old friend needs him to sort out troubles not of his own making . . . COMPLETE

Two views of a much-anticipated wedding. Norrington and a snifter of brandy, and Jack ... being Jack. Just a bit of cheery fluff from a frivolous muse! Complete.