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![]() Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight. Wassup my friends [insert gangsta accent]? I'm M and I am an author on fanfiction [Really? I had no idea!]! I had been toying with the idea and, on impulse, wrote and uploaded a story! That story (and the second one) is/are called Indistinguishable Features and Taken By Storm. I adopted the story Flying Free from Faliara, so make sure to check out that story! I have been reading fanfiction for a while, but as I said, I am relatively new to the authoring aspect. I can handle flames and constructive criticism so hit me with all you got babay! While reviews and compliments are important to me, I am not going to be one of those authors that - A) Won't update until I get a certain # of reviews. B) Will beg for reviews. or C) Will get scared or lose inspiration because of flames. I want my readers to review because they want to, not because they feel an obligation or want a faster update ( I will update pretty regularly:). But in any case I do appreciate reviews. The reason I don't care TOO much for reviews is because I am writing for myself. I am writing because it helps me express my emotions and I love anything with an word aspect. Reader satisfaction comes second (JK ;)! In conclusion, I want reviews, I won't beg though, and I'm writing for myself! The same is with following and favoriting. Other than that, I am OK with everything and I am looking forward to writing on fanfiction! Please review or PM me if you have any questions, comments, concerns (I sound like a teacher!) and I will be happy to respond! I hope you enjoy my stories! Sincerely, M AKA NeonEnigma88 Now for... Copied and Pasted stuff!! Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98, AnnieHonson, ZoeyAndStarkForeverAndAlways, fireboltwing4, HatingHatersWithAPassion, Mickey-Mouse-is-now-Purple26, cutiepie5514, CakeIsAGoodFriend, IzzyPure, Whosaidblondescantread, NeonEnigma88 Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9% or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. DIE STUPID DRUG-DOING CREATURE!!! DIE!!!! (I actually don't hate him that much, I just have a undeniably ginormous amount of abhorrment directed toward him in my heart of stone) THIS IS PAUL. COPY AND PASTE THE If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've pushed on that (evil) door that said pull or vice versa add this to your profile! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, you know what to do! 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy this onto your profile! If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile If you have your own little world,copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever fallen UP the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like the Hunger Games copy and paste this on your profile. If you wish Katniss could just keep BOTH Gale and Peeta, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've vowed to murder the people who hurt Cinna copy and paste this on your profile. Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself) If you've ever tripped on air, copy this on your profile! If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Dare I say it... If you HAVE died copy and past this onto your profile. If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you don't know what the fudge the above says, copy and paste both onto your profile. If you really read all of these for some reason, copy and paste this onto your profile! They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! LONG LIVE PLLUUUUUTTOOOOOOOOO!! I am the girl that doesn't go to school games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook or Instagram, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this sounds like you Copy and paste this on your profile Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked His friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So shut up." "Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I know how to spell my name." "Yeah, I've been to the Dark Side. They lied about the cookies." About Edward Cullen's Hair * "Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline." "If Superman, Dumbledore and Edward got into a fight, Chuck Norris would win. PERIOD." Q:If Princess Bubblegum and Marceline the Vampire Queen got into a fight, who would win? A:Werewolf Queen, IT'S ALWAYS WEREWOLF QUEEN! "When life hands you Justin Bieber, Miley Cirus and Rebecca Black, throw them back and demand lemons." "When life hands you melons, you're Dyslexic." 1. "When you die in a dream, you wake up in reality. Ask me what happens when you die in reality." 2. "What happens?" 3. "You die, stupid. That's why it's called reality." "Guys who dress up like bats and spiders clearly have issues." Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you, But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty, And so is your head. Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. You can't fix stupid. I'm an angel honest... the horns are just there to keep the halo straight Darn! I thought I had hidden the pitch fork... did anyone notice the tail? Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. When in doubt...throw a chair. Even though he's gone, you can still hear the stupid. Wake Up, Read, Eat, Read, Go to School, Read, Eat, Read, Go to Sleep, Repeat Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. Watch out for the idiot behind me. I ran with scissors, and LIVED! Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. The reason your mama told you not to hit girls is they hit back harder, and sometimes repeatedly. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand When life throws you lemons... throw something harder back! On a scale of one to crazy, I'm a penguin! I did not hit you... I simply high fived your face. Of course I'm out of my mind... It's dark and scary in there! Happiness is just around the corner; too bad the world is round! The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. I know the traffic signals by heart; green means go, yellow means speed up, and red means check for cops. Boys are like wine; They need to have the mess kicked out of them and be left to mature for a while before they become something you are able to have a meal with. I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!! A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. When in doubt, push random buttons! You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! 'Curiosity killed the mutant bird kid.' Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn-( excerpt from Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell) There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..." The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide. Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I didn't say it was your fault... just that I was going to blame you My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. (platinum is a frying pan!!..) Growing old is mandatory, growing up however... I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me! There are all kinds of art. There's the art of drawing, the art of dancing, the art of science, and of course the refined art of being an idiot Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. The light at the end of the tunnel is a freight train headed your way. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. The only way to make my PC faster is throwing it out the window. I am temporarily distracted by a sharp, shiny object. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way; wisdom is looking both directions anyway. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and bi*ch slap that mother f*cker upside the head Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Why don't you slip into something comfortable; like a coma. I will gladly help you. Define 'normal' I don't suffer from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it. Knowledge is power; Power is the root of all evil. Therefore study evil and excel at it. If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of Progress? Only two things are infinite: 1)The universe. 2)Human stupidity There are few problems that can not be solved with large amounts of explosives. Boys don't fall for me; I trip them. Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. If you think I'm normal, you need to go to a mental hospital. What is this 'kindness' you speak of? We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it gets strange. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbo?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kill the whole crowd that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van. How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" what's brown and sticky? A stick. A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap stick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap stick anyway, since he has no lips. Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being. ( I like this one because its all like BOOM in your face if you thought it would be racist) How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal. Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side What is a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampires aren't real. Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away. "You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony. Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know where i was going with this one... Refrigerator You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line. Now for Blonde Jokes (I'm not blonde, but the person I got these from is Blonde logic: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down. September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! What a year!! One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home. There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5. A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail! [All of that and more is from and on Whosaidblondescan'tread'profile] 65 percent of teenagers would rather watch TV than read. If you are one of the 35 percent who would have their nose in a book, copy/paste this to your profile. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile (All from BeautifulMasterpiece's profile) My mother always told me if you cant say anything nice, don't say anything at all... And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. I saw a man at the beach yelling, “HELP, SHARK, HELP!” I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him. When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says "Aww you were soo cute! what happened?" Idiot, I got sexy, thats what happened. When your parents call you by your full name, you know bad stuff's gonna happen. That moment when you hear someone call your bestfriend their bestfriend and youre like... "Ummmmm, no." THEYRE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously it's not rocket science. Parent: *Yells your name.* You: What? *Silence* Whaaaaat? *More silence...* WHAAAAAAAAT DO YOU WANT?! 1 new message: Runs for phone, jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims Atlantic ocean, pushes mom out the way. *Grabs phone* "NOO NOT YOU.." Santa saw your Facebook picture. Yeah youre getting clothes. Me, jealous of you? Girl do you own a mirror?.. I used to think guns were loud until I dropped the darn shampoo in the shower. The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing . Friends: Your so pretty! I cant believe your single! Crush: Outta my way you demented potato . Someone told me I was immature...well guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore? (All of that was taken from Miss Fallen-Talent; it didn't say if people could copy it or not sooo... I did it anyways???) |
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