Hello, I'm Ray. Well, that's what all my friends call me.

Anyway, I have a passion for writing and I love reading!

I've graduated high school and I'm 19.

I hope this isn't disappointing but, I only started this account to follow the fanfic I love to read so much. He-he...Yeah.

(I may post a few things on here, just not very often though.)

If you want to read my stories, go check out my deviant art account. I have the same user name there as I do here so, it shouldn't be too hard to find. =)

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you burst out laughing for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a secret fan of a movie, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think people who hate HTTYD fans are crazy, copy and paste to your profile.

If you believe me when I say I'm a Night Fury copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen an animated movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile

If you come up with most of your fanfic ideas by laying in bed staring at the moon, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name; Medalis, Invisibool, krazykookiegirl, Gewlicious, RainingSunshineEverywhere, NightFuryOne, CoolerTHEMANPLZ,

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have risked many things in life, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you can't wait for the HTTYD sequel, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Toothless is the awesomest dragon character in HTTYD, copy paste this on your profile.

If you think Hiccup is really cute, copy paste this on your profile; really, really, really, really, really, really cute!!! (:

If you're hopelessly addicted to chocolate, paste this into your profile.

If you appreciate the beauty of movie soundtracks and own at least one, paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you ever totally spaced out during some kind of sporting event and the other team scored a point because of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo,zeusgirl39,percabeth4evereverveverever, RainingSunshineEverywhere, NightFuryOne, CoolerTHEMANPLZ,

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...(change channel) d-d-d-d-dora (change channel) Heeeeey its Fraaaanklin. That's what you get for waking up early!!!!

Teacher: " Who did the homework?"
Students: " Me" "Me" "Me"(Everyone)
Teacher: "Let me check"
Students: "Oh fuuuuu..."

Look at the keyboard, it has U and I together. Look underneath that, it says JK. Next to that spells LOL, and ends with a

I THROW MY HANDS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING- OMG ARE YOU OKAY? Wow, sorry dude. Didn't mean to hit you. :S

Mom: YOUR GROUNDED.
Teen: Psh. Fine I don't care.
Mom: Give me your phone then.
Teen: OMG IM SO SORRY MOM! I LOVE YOU!

ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGO WOTTARUTDIAIOA - Rolling on the floor laughing out loud and so hard that i nearly choke but i see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and I'm ok again

FIRE ALARM*
Year7: AHHHHH WHAT DO WE DO!???
Year8: Mannn I ain't leaving my stuff here!
Year9&10: WHOOOOOOOO!!!
Year11: *sigh*...

I don't have attention problems, I just... Do you like waffles?

Hiding your face while laughing, because the teacher's screaming

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse XD

Some people come into your life and leave a footprint on your heart. Some people come into your life and you want to leave a footprint on their face.

Don’t double dip. It annoys some people. Triple dip. Piss everyone off!!!

Doesn’t care if Charlotte is a warm, tender, loving, motherly spider. If she ever comes anywhere near me, she's still getting the shoe.

Anyone can trip down stairs; you have to be a freaking genius to trip up them!

Ur mama so fat she ate Jenny AND Craig!

Ever wondered what color Smurfs would go if you choke them?

Caution! Blonde thinking... could be dangerous or even fatal!

I didn't lose my mind, I just can’t remember where i put it

Is smiling... ...this should scare you

Has decided that from now on whenever someone asks me to do something I’ll say "Do you want fries with that?"

...why do people say expect the unexpected? Because isn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

note to self: Do Not punch others in the face

I love being me; it pisses off all the right people.

Dear Monday, I hate you! Love from Me xo

For men who think. "A women's place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that's where the knives are kept!

On a scale from 0 to insane, I'm Batman!

Definition of pointless = chocolate in resealable bags!

SHOUTS: QUICK GET A SPOON! ME BISCUITS FALLEN IN ME DRINK! ITS DROWNING! ITS DROWNING! ITS...oh its drowned

Have you ever watched someone fall down the stairs?? There just like Slinky's except they make it the whole way!!

Is going to visit the purple kitty cats in her closet today. OH NO! The orange doggies are chasing the purple kitty cats! HURRY YELLOW UNICORN HELP THEM!

Do not interrupt me when I'm concocting evil schemes or i will bite you.

Has a brilliant idea of what to do for fun, next time she goes to the zoo she will start running towards the exit shouting RUN THEY'RE LOOSE!

Today, my friend showed me that the word OK looks like a sideways person. Then I pointed out that QK looks like a ninja. I win.

Is wondering if you could breathe through your butt like a turtle would you suffocate when you sat down?

Bubble wrap... addicting people since 1957

I've told them a hundred times--don't touch the whatchamacallit because it will make the doohickey not work with the thingamabob!

I watched a PG movie without my parents’ permission. What. A. Rebel.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

You squeeze a lemon, you get lemon juice. You squeeze an orange, you get orange juice. So how come when you squeeze a cow, you get milk??? COW JUICE, PEOPLE.

Don't ever, ever, EVER!!! Touch a crazy woman's pudding!!! I will STAB YOU WITH A SPOON!

Was in the park flying a kite and a guy walks up and says "You flying a kite?" Nope, we're fishing for birds.

Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a round room- I HATE ROUND ROOMS, they remind me of worms. WORMS? I hate worms they drive crazy! CRAZY? I was crazy once!

Saw it... Wanted it... Threw a tantrum... And got it..

Hates when you walk through a spider web and you start waving your arms around in the air and screaming and from far away you look like a crazy person

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

Says I must remember it is against the law to strangle and kill stupid people

People that know me think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My BEST friends KNOW I'm completely insane!

I get distracted cleaning my room because I find such awesome things!

I'm gonna gather the purple penguins, pink elephants, green monkeys, and the red kangaroos and start me a SKITTLE ARMY! Hahahaha

Hi... can I borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye with it.

My logic may not always be logical to you but clearly my logic is logical because, logically my logic is logical. Any questions?

Well this is going downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kids!

Says if you were on a deserted island and you could only bring one item, how come people never say "a boat"?

Finding a needle in a haystack is simple... All you have to do is set the haystack on fire.

I am glad that McDonalds does not sell hot dogs. Seriously I could never order a "McWeiner" with a straight face.

To vegetarians: I eat the cows which produce the methane causing global warming while you eat the plants trying to fix global warming so who's really killing the planet?

A dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Words of Wisdom and Quotes

-Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

-Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

-Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

-There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives

-Be patient. Waiting allows the development of humility.

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good?

-Nothing makes us so lonely as our own secrets.

-Don't let fear rule your life since F.E.A.R. stands for False.Evidence.Appearing.Real. Either that or it stands for First.Encounter.Assault.Recon.

-Asking for patience is asking for more problems...

-Living in denial is living a lie.

-A weak opponent in the past can become a dangerous one in the future.

-Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its pupils.

-A man with nothing to lose is capable of anything

-When you curse someone, you dig your own grave.

-Because our entire universe is made up of consciousness, we never really experience the universe directly we just experience our consciousness of the universe, our perception of it, so right, our only universe is perception.

-When outnumbered, don't think of it as outnumbered, think of it as a wide target selection.

-Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

-Silence is the most pleasing sound, so shut up.

-Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

-Learn to recognize when speed is not important. Race when being first is important; move at your own pace at all other times. It is not necessary to always strike the first blow, to provide the first solution, or to reach a goal before anyone else does. In fact, it is sometimes vital to strike the last blow, to give the final answer, or to arrive after everyone else.

-War does not determine who is right only who is left.

-Heroes come and go, but the stories never change, the battle between good and evil will rage on for millenniums to come, yet through out all time there is one thing that has never changed, evil never dies, and heroes never surrender!

-One who does not sacrifice anything cannot achieve anything.

-You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same!

-I don't hit people, I only Hi-5 their faces!