Sexy, smutty, serious and silly drabbles- for every Junjou couple- that may occasionally hit the M spot.

Harry thinks kissing Malfoy is a good way to keep all the girls away. Draco thinks kissing Potter will make people stop bothering him. Everybody wins!

After a freak accident, which was totally Potter's fault, Draco has to live as Potter for three days. It isn't a party for Harry, either.

Harry rescues Draco from Azkaban, where he has been imprisoned for three years. Draco is not as Harry remembers: with no memory of who he was or how he came to be in Harry's care, Draco needs Harry's help if he is to have any hope of making a full recovery. But Harry has his own demons to fight and together with saving Draco, Harry must also discover a way to find himself.

Harry adopts a Veela. He really, really didn't mean to.

Harry Potter is the proud owner of The Little Marauders Nursery and Day Care and his favourite student is Scorpius Malfoy. Scorpius's dad might be okay, too. [Top Draco. Bottom Harry]

Everything in Harry's life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can't possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.

Once the cold settles in, it's pretty hard to find warmth again.

Forced proximity can only lead to bad things, right? Right. (Written for hd tropes 2014. Trope: Forced bed sharing)

Back in sixth year, Harry had spied on Draco on their way to Hogwarts, hidden under his Invisibility Cloak. Back in sixth year, Harry had ended up with a broken nose. Now two years down the road, in a similar situation, he might very well end up with something else altogether.

Harry Potter is working as a nurse after the war, having grown tired of fighting. On his way home from work he finds a broken Draco Malfoy and takes him in. He spends him time helping Draco heal and trying to find out what happened to him in the three years after the war. As he get to know him again, he finds himself attracted to the man Draco's become. Can it all work out?

"The notion of what Potter suggested…. It sounded better than it should have. Why did that entice him so much? He was fairly sure he hated him. What was changing?" - Draco just wants to get through Auror training unscathed. He wants to prove himself. And apparently that has attracted some attention from an unexpected source in a way he never knew he desired.

Harry's latest assignment is a toughie. He's been sent in to interview the newest face on the magical food and wine circuit. Chef Malfoy is not going to make this easy. WARNINGS for mature content and slash, not fit for minors.

Harry and Draco meet again years after a rough breakup. Draco is in for a big surprise... (M/M slash. Mpreg. Domestic fluff. Angst Lite. Rated M; mature content and language.) Complete.

Draco has been through hell and he just can't take it anymore. It has to stop. He has to go. He should have known someone would think differently.

Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.

COMPLETE! Harry's friends died during the War. Six months later, Harry isn't able to pick up his life memories haunting his mind. Harry didn't expect someone to knock on his door. He least expected it to be his former arch-enemy, Draco Malfoy. Will he be able to get Harry to start living again? HPxDM slash

One year after being accidentally bonded to each other, Harry and Draco are free to move on with their lives. But perhaps, what they needed was here all along. This is the story of Harry's rediscovery of their journey and their relationship, of how he gets by (with a little help from his friends).

Lily could ask Father Christmas many things: a doll with glittering pink and purple robes, a stuffed kneazle like her cousin Rose's or even a colour-changing diadem like the princesses in the bedtime stories her Papa tells her. But she won't. No, this year, she will only ask for one thing: for her Papa and Daddy to get back together and be happy again. She can't wait.

A teenage Snape plots his revenge on James Potter for making his life hell. His plan: seduction and humiliation. Little does he know, James has plans of his own that will turn both of their lives upside down. SS/JP

Written for a contest on DeviantArt. Valentine's drarry one-shot. Harry has the perfect day planned for Draco but everything seems to be going wrong.

One shots for each letter of the alphabet, following the lovely romance between our two favorite Hitachiins. Don't be put off by the silliness!

The Room of Requirement comes in handy for many things...AU, EWE, PWP, mature content. :: HarryDraco, eighth year ::

Draco's need of getting back his wand from Potter had brought them into a bizarre concept of friendship. UPDATE: Betaed.

It's one thing to discover you're gay at eighteen, another one to realise you have a crush on your long-term enemy, but you can tell things are definitely going to get complicated when you accidentally say his name as your girlfriend kisses you... HP/DM. Eighth year fic.

Harry almost regrets going to the party, but then he helps. WARNINGS: Abusive!Draco, rape, drinking, sex-talk.

HP/DM. Summary: Harry isn't participating in the office Secret Santa, then why is he getting presents? / FLUFF / CHRISTMAS FIC / SLIGHT OOC

Some things are just worth it. Draco Malfoy is one of those things. H/D AU

This is inspired by the old film 'Groundhog Day' – if you haven't seen it, a man gets stuck in a time loop, repeating one day over and over. He eventually re-evaluates his life and changes his ways, so he can break the loop he's stuck in. The basic concept is applied here, I have got poor Draco stuck in his own time loop.

On two different sides of London, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy begin to feel a little empty. It's manageable at first, but then come odd emotions and urges and longings for something they can't find. Unable to find the piece they're missing, Harry and Draco experiment with different ways to solve their issues – but what if it's all connected? A bonding!fic. Full summary inside.

NOW CHECKED BY A BETA - NEW VERSION UPDATED. Al meets Scorpius, and has to become his friend - no matter what it takes. Might do a sequel, hints at future story of slash.

"We all know Potter's had his eye on Evans for years. He's like a boy pulling his crush's pigtails, always playing pranks to get her attention. Besides, all that fighting and arguing must come from somewhere." "I could say the same thing about Potter and Snape," Slughorn pointed out. "That's hardly the same thing, Horace," McGonagall said. "Would you bet on that?"

Hidden feelings and dangerous distance are threatening the twins. Kaoru is confused by what he wants and what he believes is right. Hikaru knows what he wants, but how can he get it if he's being pushed away?

NOW CHECKED BY A BETA - NEW VERSION UPDATED. Al sneaks over to Scorpius' house and bumps into a drunk Mr Malfoy, he hears an unnerving confession.

The week before Christmas, the school plays a game. Game is a background detail, however. Story is focused on the developing romance between sworn enemies. Enjoy, Alyssa!

Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco. Non-magic AU

HP/DM eventual slash. When Harry's Auror partner is hit by an unknown spell during a mission, Harry finds himself in charge of looking after a very adorable, if somewhat petulant, cat. Fluffy, angst-free eventual Drarry. DH-compliant/EWE.

Harry finds a letter that Draco had written to him. It causes them to argue and Harry to feel as if he is losing Draco. Can they make up and will Harry realise it was all a misunderstanding. Has swearing in - be warned.

NOW CHECKED BY A BETA - NEW VERSION UPDATED. Draco writes a letter to Santa as a joke - yet he gets what he asked for. Unsure how to rate this, is a Drarry, implied sex, male on male.

Harry requires Draco's help and they meet under unusual circumstances. Can they become friends, or even lovers?

"You actually came," Hikaru said suddenly, breaking the long lasting silence. "I wasn't expecting you to, you know. After what happened the last time we saw each other." YAOI! R&R

Draco has been announced dead and the wizarding community finds out that Harry is the sole recipient of all of Draco's possessions, his flat, etc. Harry doesn't understand why. They've not spoken in nearly six years. Warnings: Underage sex mentioned. Mature content. Not suitable for underage readers. Please mind the guidelines. MPREG

Draco finds something interesting called fanfiction... about him and Harry! Oh, this should be good. (Rated M for mature content. Numerous kinks mentioned.)

Right after the war, Draco has lost everything and is determined to end it all. Will the unexpected appearance of the Chosen One on his doorstep be enough to change his mind? One shot. Draco's POV

Draco is a Veela who came into his inheritance early, but something has been blocking him from finding his mate. After a second summer of searching, Draco returned to Hogwarts for his sixth year to find that his greatest rival has changed, although no one else seems to notice. As he digs into the life of the Boy Who Lived, what will he discover? DMxHP.

Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.

HPDM slash. Harry finds Draco lying, beaten, in the middle of Diagon Alley. He can't leave him there, so he takes him home. But it sure would have been easier to leave him there. COMPLETE.

Draco was not invited to Potter's Party, and he won't stand for it. Silly, fluffy one-shot. Beware of the feels!

After much thought, Draco comes to the conclusion that he wants Harry Potter. And what Draco Malfoy wants, Draco Malfoy gets. Now all he needs is a plan. But there's just one problem, his innocent little Gryffindor isn't as clueless as he thinks. And funnily enough, it seems Draco isn't the only Slytherin interested in inter house unity. Solution? Seduction and sweet, sweet chaos.

This is dangerous. I'm not supposed to tell him. I'm supposed to remember that blowing out the candles of a birthday cake is something that never makes wishes come true. "What did you wish for?" "Wouldn't telling make my wish not come true?" it's a lie that I would like to believe, though… that those candles are magical. "What if telling actually made it happen for you?" HikaKao.

Kaoru has a habit of putting things in his mouth when he's horny. HikaKao oneshot.

'Is touching his like touching mine? Or is it even better' Hikaru was a pretty heavy sleeper, so… how would he even find out? HikaKao oneshot

Hey. Remember this? "I lost again?" "Princesses, go easy on him. Kaoru, over here is a cry baby." "Hikaru, you liar! Who are you calling a cry baby?""Mmm. That is what you say. But when we play punishment games all alone, what happens, Kaoru?""B-but that was when you and-" I do too. Now, remember when you wanted to witness these punishment games for yourself? Aha!

For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

After a night of heavy drinking, Draco wakes up fully-clothed to find that his flat is a wreck and several things are missing. Things only get worse from there. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN ETC.

Harry tries to leave for a conference, and there is hell to pay. Fluffiness abounds, as do bawling next-gen brats.

Harry keeps awaking wrapped around Draco, who does Not Do Cuddling with all the extra seriousness the capitalisation awards. Cracky schmoop ensues.

DADA Professor Harry Potter finds himself on a Muggle camping trip with newly appointed Potions Master, Draco Malfoy. The men bicker, work out some tensions *ah-hem* and the inevitable smut ensues.

Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH

One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.

Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?

When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.

HPDM slash. Draco wants to know what would have happened if Harry had been Sorted into Slytherin. He wants to know more than may be quite good for him.

There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries

Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Draco was never the same after the war. Destiny puts Harry on his path again. How will they cope with each other this time, especially now that Draco can no longer deny his feelings for him? Slash H/D

Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing

Harry has so much he wants to give him. He doesn't. Warnings: Character Death

One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.

Two years after their break up, Harry and Draco meet again under familiar circumstances: Draco is in danger, Harry saves him. SLASH. HPDM. Post-DH. EWE. Flangst.

Draco is disowned. Harry offers comfort, while struggling with his feelings for the blonde. A prequel to my one shot: Harry Throws a Hissy Fit.

Harry has always been at odds with his roommate being an...escort. But this is the last straw.

Draco is in his first year of Auror training and is currently residing in a cramped dormitory with a hot but seemingly straight roommate that he's been secretly lusting after. SLASH.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

"Your arm, my forehead: They're not so different, Draco." Sixth year. Draco switches loyalties, but is left with an inked reminder that's causing them both pain. The boys discover the burdens - and the unexpected possibilities - of being marked.

Short two-chapter insight into a night with Nowaki and Hiroki. Should Nowaki lie or tell the truth, which Hiro-san does he want to come out tonight? Lemon, hopefully...

or: We Won't Say 'We Told you So' - Harry Potter is tired of his friends constantly getting the wrong idea about his relationship with Draco no matter how hard he protests, so he decides to take matters into his own hands. H/D. fluff, flangst, happy ending! Except possibly for Hermione. Newly edited, 2019!

In which Harry flirts, and Draco is confused. Draco/Harry, with some Ron/Hermione and Blaise/Pansy. Eighth year, EWE. Oneshot.

The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...

All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.

On one of their Auror missions, Harry gets trapped in a cupboard under the stairs. HPDM, established relationship, one-shot.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Harry has enough of Draco's attitude. SLASH! Strong M! Spanking. Smut. PWP. DM/HP. Not for minors. Sex between men - don't like, don't read.

Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic

Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.

After an accident forces Harry away from professional Quidditch and back to Hogwarts, he discovers the healing abilities of a certain former Slytherin. Co-written by Arineat & Digitallace for hd smoochfest on LJ. H/D, EWE, M/M, - 5 parts.

"Kaoru could feel his ears turning red. Was he jerking off? A third moan confirmed the question." Warning:: YAOI! LEMON! TWINCEST! Chapter three will be the last chapter! Dedicated to Daantjex2

HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.

Being hit with a wayward spell leaves Harry with more then just a headache. Strange dreams, unusual thoughts and an all too familiar voice in his head are just a few of the side effects he's left with. H/D. M Complete

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

In which Draco behaves with drunken maudlin and inhibition, Filch is an unsuspecting voyeur, and Harry doesn't know quite what to make of anything, least of all his own heart.

Potter is hot and Draco has a plan. Nothing could possibly go wrong with the luck of Felix Felicis on his side… Written for HP getlucky fest

When Harry is injured, the secret is out. Will their relationship last such a startling revelation? Harry/Draco

Draco and Harry return to Hogwarts after the war, both struggling with their own issues. Their unlikely friendship blooms into more but is torn apart by circumstances outside their control. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?

Draco Malfoy has never claimed to be the Hogwarts Sex God, but letting rumors circulate never hurt anyone. At least, not until he gets some rather strange news...

Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.

Draco Malfoy is making a list telling how to fall out of love, because he certainly is in a predicament concerning a certain Harry Potter... Drarry slash!

When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

Just a little Twincest smut

HPDM slash, oneshot. Fiendfyre burns the body. Harry and Draco are trying to find out whether it burns the soul just as much. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE

COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.

A Christmas fic for SpunkleMcKats, reviewer extraordinaire. Harry decides to confess his feelings for Draco during the Hogwarts Secret Santa gift exchange.What could go wrong? Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11

What do you do when what you have taken for granted suddenly goes awry?

Hikaru found a note that expressed Kaoru's true feelings but once Kaoru realized Hikaru found the note he runs. Now it's up to Hikaru to keep his twin from jumping. HikaruXKaoru. Twincest. Songfic.

Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.

HPDM slash, postwar oneshot. Draco is content with his life as the new Care of Magical Creatures professor. That is, if Harry Potter and those stupid unicorns would both go away. COMPLETE

D/H smutty oneshot - Draco brews a batch of veritaserum in order to get some answers out of Harry at last.

One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Draco has an intense veela encounter. Veela!Harry, Winged!Harry, Midair!sex. Well, otherwise, what are the wings for? HUMOUR. HPDM. SLASH. COMPLETE.

Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.

Draco has a little secret. Harry discovers it. The question is, what will he do with his newfound knowledge?

Harry Potter has a secret admirer. Oh, who could it be? HPDM. Slash. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. Oneshot.

Slightly AU. SLASH. A few sneak peaks at Harry and Draco's relationship, told from Draco's POV. Written just for fun

No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.

HD slash AU After the events of HPB, Harry begins receiving curious letters from Draco Malfoy.

Slash. [HarryDraco] Harry and Draco watch a movie. Draco's confused.

Harry finds a spell that will allow him to have one day with no consequences because no one will remember it, including him. But things happen that he could never have predicted. Does he really want to forget after all is said and done? HPDM, 6th, no HBP

Harry and Draco and a photo booth. HPDM

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.

Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP

Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.

COMPLETE! SLASH! MPREG! Harry and Draco get married and Draco gets pregnant. The only problem is that Voldemort is still around. Will Harry defeat the Dark Lord? And will the babies be ok?

Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.