Real Name: General Butt F*cking Naked

Age: Pie

Gender: wouldn't you like to know

Sexuality: depends on the time of day

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the things that my stories are based on and if I feel there was help from other sources I will mention it.

Hobbies: eating pie and ice cream, playing games, reading books, watching TV/anime, sacrificing virgins to random pagan gods

Favourite kinds of stories: nice romances (so romances that are nothing like Twilight, fifty shades of Grey and Time Travellers Wife)

A little about my writing: I like to write at my own pace and only when i'm in the mood. Wether it's because i'm lazy, overworked or just plain don't feel like it. Honestly I don't spend a lot of time writing. When i do write i really enjoy it and even if it isn't good i feel a sence of acheivement. You don't like how i write or the rate that I write, then by all means you don't have to read, and if you want to troll me i invite you to go ahead. I would be flattered to mean so much to you that you take the time to criticise me and my stories (just try to be creative with your insults because if you don't it gets really boring).

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't, Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs plus you're probably a douche bag.