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Author has written 13 stories for Evangelion, Love Hina, Naruto, Fate/stay night, Arknights, RWBY, and Dynasty Warriors.

S'up folks.

I'm SpiderLobb, AKA: Lobb over on AO3 and several other monikers on other places. I'm a hack who wishes he could keep his muse together long enough to write more than snippets of things before utterly failing to continue them.

But enough of that. I'm a gamer, I'm a musician, I'm a baker, and I'm a gigantic asshole.

Yes, you read that right.

And I enjoy it too, you fucking cunt.

Still, I hope you enjoy my stories and snippets when I post them.

NOTE: I've been updating more over on AO3, as I've been writing more RWBY fics, but I don't post RWBY here anymore due to the abuse I got here. If you're about to send me a PM asking "UPDATE WHEN?" The answer is: "When my muse is good."

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Professor Arc II: Headmaster Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about running a school, nor fixing a political disaster spanning all of Remnant. Hell, he didn't even know how to deal with the world-ending conspiracy in the background, let alone a former-headmaster-possessed child. Yet here he was, leading Beacon Academy into a new age of glory. Or ruin. Definitely a fair chance of the latter…
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 454,424 - Reviews: 7184 - Favs: 4,460 - Follows: 4,736 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 2/28/2019 - Jaune A.
Fate-In time by Parcasious reviews
He was a hopeless man, a man who would amount to a little more than a fool. Yet this man pursued an endless dream, a dream in which he could hold her again... (A Shirou medieval Britain Fic-beginning before Saber drew Caliburn)
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 540,244 - Reviews: 10624 - Favs: 7,795 - Follows: 8,364 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon
My Abominable Monster Classmates Can't Be This Cute by Mallobaude reviews
Jaune had always wanted to go to a school to learn to battle the creatures of Grimm. But as a boy with no huntsmen training, no huntsmen knowledge, and no huntsmen transcripts, he had absolutely no chance of getting into a school like that legally. After scouring the darkest corners of the CCTNet, he finally found a lead. A place called Grimm Academy. Cover art by Seshirukun.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 300,168 - Reviews: 2766 - Favs: 3,682 - Follows: 4,313 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 1/28/2019 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Jaune A.
Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 423,905 - Reviews: 6116 - Favs: 9,186 - Follows: 9,771 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
Promises of a Wandering Hero by Neoalfa reviews
He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.
Crossover - Love Hina & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 170,309 - Reviews: 3391 - Favs: 5,849 - Follows: 6,415 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Shirō E.
Falling Snow by MahinaFable reviews
Weiss has been living as a woman for years now, and at Beacon, she could forget that she was transgender. After she is outed in a cruel fashion, Weiss longs for acceptance, and even romance. Could it be that it was right in front of her this whole time? (Transgender Weiss, White Knight) Cover art by DoodleCraftie. Story rated 'M' for violence, language, and sexual situations.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 135,349 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/2/2019 - [Weiss S., Jaune A.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
For Want Of A Knight by Aravas reviews
Two idiots decide it would be a spiffing great idea to break the resident knight's heart. It ends badly and kickstarts an epic war for love at Beacon.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,636 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 6/13/2019 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Team CFVY
Arclight Foundries by Twisted Fate MK 2 reviews
Jaune Arc wanted to be a hero. To help people, protect them. But destiny had other ideas, unfortunately, and he was born with a body broken to the point he couldn't. Instead, he sought a different way to help people. If he could not wield the weapons of Man to protect Man, then he would make them for others to wield in his stead.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,185 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 9/12/2018 - Ruby R., Jaune A., Velvet S., Coco A.
Through the Drinking Glass: Isekai wa Rudeby to Tomo ni by Mallobaude reviews
Jaune wakes up to find himself in a world entirely like his own, but at the same time completely different. Filled with the familiar faces of his friends, yet not knowing any of them, he must struggle to survive in a place where his classmates may pose an even greater threat to him than the creatures of Grimm. Cover art by CSLucaris.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 602 - Published: 11/2/2019 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Gilded by Man's Middle Moniker reviews
Jaune and Yang have been dating for a few weeks, but recently, she's been feeling kind of anxious due to the upcoming Vytal Tournament. Jaune's always nearby, though, to comfort her. [Shameless Smut, some subtle kinks] [despite the allusion to it, there is no verbal comforting - it just jumps right into smut right after some shipbuilding] WARNING: UNEDITED CHAPTERS
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/15/2019 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Neon Metathesis Evangelion by Octo8 reviews
Starting after Shamshel/Episode 4, angels arrive in a different chronological order than in canon, as do certain other events. In the midst of all this, Shinji, Asuka and Rei form bonds to each other, that will eventually result in romance. But of course, even so angels screw things up, SEELE keeps plotting and Gendo advances his scenario.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 275,666 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 9/9/2016 - [Asuka L. S., Shinji I., Rei A.]
Breaking Through the Bottom of the Bottle by College Fool reviews
Five years after Beacon, Jaune's still going home alone as often as not. An unlikely encounter with Yang may have just the solution- drinks, company, and a hell of a lot of pickup lines. (Now Complete)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,947 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 7/1/2016 - [Yang X.L., Jaune A.] - Complete
A Daily Life with My Monster Girl Wives by General RTS reviews
The main cast of Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou in a Monster Girl Quest/Encyclopedia-esque world. At the age 18, Kimihito Kurusu finds himself the husband of some cute monster girls. Harem/Gentle Femdom/AU… Don't look at me like that! You know exactly what you're signing up for when you press that button to read this fic.
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,478 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 1/5/2016 - [Centorea, Kimihito, Miia, Rachnera]
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Dirty Money reviews
Jaune Arc had to find a way to cope. A chance meeting at a bar before they left for Anima introduced him to something he would have never dreamed of... And now he has to keep it a secret from his REALLY overprotective friends. ((Angst / Character Fic; Jaune is an Escort))
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,870 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 106 - Published: 6/1 - Jaune A.
Letters From Atlas reviews
Hey, Daddy- That was how her messages always started. It was so perfectly Neon that he couldn't help but smile every time he saw the words. And that was when the memories would start. [Neon Nights] [Oneshot]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/21 - [Jaune A., Neon K.] - Complete
A Ring reviews
He never understood why he had a ring on his hand, but something told him he never should take it off. Like he'd lose a piece of himself if he did.
Arknights - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17 - OC - Complete
FateBlack Eden reviews
For fifteen hundred years, she'd indulged in loneliness with him. Her fingers touching his heart, and finding it warm- pulsating. Morgan le Faye was not alone anymore. In fact, she'd never lived a more fulfilled life. It was only fair of her to indulge her husband's greed- After all, she'd help make him the monster he was now. [Sequel to Fate/Black Dawn]
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,409 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 11/9/2019 - Published: 8/9/2019 - [Shirō E., Saber, Morgan Le Fey]
FateGrand Ball reviews
Fujimaru Ritsuka was born to a Japanese magus family, pretty red hair and amber eyes- and as lovely as could be. Sent away to the remote Mage Association facility known as Chaldea- his destiny would make him come to know what it was like to be (with) a (lot of) hero(es). AU, Gudako-is-a-Trap-fic.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/19/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Ritsuka F.
Twins reviews
Sakura was going to kill her. Luvia was going to annoy her to death. And Shirou? Shirou was going to faint. Great. [Post-HF True, spoilers within] [RinxShirouxSakura] some [ShirouxRider]
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,305 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 9/9/2019 - Published: 6/23/2019 - [Sakura M., Rin T., Shirō E.]
Fate BlackDawn reviews
There are many things Emiya, Shirou thought would happen when he somehow managed to find the right time, place, thing, and amount to make an attempt to reunite with Saber. Winding up in the amorous arms of her sister was not one of them. ShirouxMorgan ShirouxArtoria (Time Travel-fic, AU Fate-ending)
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,528 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 7/3/2019 - Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon, Morgan Le Fey - Complete
FateDrops of Red reviews
The Grail could wait. For it's revenge against the man who had set it's birth back more years. What were a few more? Just because the boy hadn't been alive at the time it most waited to arise, didn't mean it didn't know. Didn't see. Couldn't tingle with anticipation as it waited to brand him for the coming bloodbath. (Shirou-is-a-Dead-Apostle fic)
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/3/2019 - Published: 8/2/2019 - Shirō E.
Fruity Loops Redux reviews
The Reprinting of Fruity Loops- SUMMARY: Shinji, Asuka, and Rei wind up a time loop as a result of Third Impact. What follows is a mess of insanity, teenage hormones, and memetic humor. (ReixShinjixAsuka OTT, ShinjixKaworu hints) CRACK!Peggy Sue fic.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/13/2019 - Published: 9/27/2018 - [Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S.]
Fruity Loops reviews
The truth is, Shinji was sane when he came to Tokyo 3 the first time. The second time? Not so much. Needless to say, things get a -little- weird. Pilot-centric, love triangle, harems, yaoi yuri snowballing motorboating golfcarting ALL OF THE TAGS ON THIS BEACH. SEE THE REDUX VERSION FOR THE CONTINUATION.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,748 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S., Rei A.] - Complete
Hardships of Loving A Hero reviews
In the end, a hero is just a man. A man who has made more people happy, made more women love him than any other. A short few paragraphs about the nature of Naruto Uzumaki, and the women who love(d) him. NaruxHina, WAFF-somewhat, AU(As of 700-ish)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Ino Y., Shion - Complete
Strongest Man In All The Land reviews
Another story from The Fanfiction Forum that I started, but haven't gotten my muse back for. Enjoy it, borrow it if you want. I might pick it up eventually here. Warriors Orochi x Naruto cross.
Crossover - Naruto & Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/12/2014
Kendo Princess, Perverted Knight reviews
A story I started on TheFanfictionForum but have sadly neglected and my muse won't finish it with me. So I'm posting the chapter for people to enjoy and maybe pick it up if they like it a lot. Kei x Motoko
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/12/2014 - [Keitaro U., Motoko A.]
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