So...I guess this is where cool stuff happens, huh? Well...alright then! I'll give it a whirl! (Go to the bottom for the most important stuff, lol)

First Name: Asher (I know...exotic)

General Info:
Born in- April...'97...'nuff said about that.
Gender- Boy...I mean...MAN...MANLY MAN... monster trucks
Fav. Color- Green
Fav. Food- Ummm...Donuts...Toast...Pizza...yes to all!
Fav. Drink- Milk
Relationship- With God (Yeah, I'm a non-denominational Christian in case it matters to you or you wanted to know)
Fav. Sport- Pro Wrestling (Yes it is a sport; no it is not fake (It's staged...but not fake))

OK...moving on to important stuff:

Things I like that I might write about and post:

Anime- Naruto...that's it
Books- N/A...I guess
Cartoons- Total Drama, Kids Next Door, Littlest Pet Shop (Maybe), Tinkerbell/Disney Fairies (maybe), Xiaolin Showdown (maybe), perhaps a few others
Comics- Batman or General DC (I'm not a Marvel fan but I like Spiderman too)
Games- The Last of Us (maybe), The Arkham Series, Halo (maybe), Deus Ex (maybe)
Misc- Pro Wrestling (maybe), Red vs Blue (maybe)
Plays- Ha ha nope (Not really my thing)
Movies- POTC (maybe), Star Wars, Star Trek, Disney, Indiana Jones
TV- Maybe a Star Trek of some kind...that's probably about it

Things I like but probably won't write and post:

Anime- School Rumble...just maybe...One Piece
Books- The Bible (Why is that even on here??), Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit
Cartoons- Ben 10, Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century, Young Justice, Last Airbender, Teen Titans, My Little Pony (I have a fimfiction account-go there for my MLP stories), TMNT, Danny Phantom, Star Wars The Clone Wars
Comics-N/A...I guess...
Games- Hitman, Assassin's Creed, Mortal Kombat, perhaps a few others...
Misc- Possibly Greek Mythology...IDK...not much for any of that junk, but once in a while I find it interesting
Plays- Ha ha nope
Movies- Nolan's Batman Series, The Patriot, maybe a couple others...
TV- Sherlock, Three's Company, 3 Stooges, Wizards of Waverly Place, MASH

Just because I put something in one category doesn't mean I will or will not do it, but this is more or less what you can probably expect to see from me. On the other hand, if I get a real drive to write a MASH fic, for example, you'll see one.
Cheers!

And now, fun stuff:

-Random Quiz (For me and you! Totally not my idea, but it's kewl... ;D)

1) Find the nearest person to you and state their eye color- Brown.
2) What can you hear right now?- A soundtrack from Red vs Blue
3) Do your fingernails need to be trimmed?- Nah; cut em a couple days ago
4) What was the last thing you laughed at?- Another activity that I saw and will make in a few minutes...
5) Where do you keep your movies?- On a shelf on my bedroom wall
6) Who is your favorite blonde superhero?- Barry Allen (The Flash)
7) Republican or Democrat or 3rd Party?- Republican Libertarian
8) Last thing one of your friends said to you?- "sigh"
9) Favorite type of weather?- Snow or Rain or Fog or almost anything that isn't bright, hot, or humid
10) School Dances: yea or neigh?- Eh...neigh...I'm a largely unsociable creature...
11) Look directly to your right. What do you see?- My sleeping dog
12) Has what you are listening to changed?- Yes, i'm now listening to OST from the EPIC GAME Deus Ex.
13) State one thing 98% of people you know don't know about yourself or your life- I picked the name "Alejandro" for 9th Grade Spanish because Alejandro is my favorite Total Drama character
14) Milk or Dark Chocolate- Milk chocolate. Always. And. Forever.
15) What do you describe yourself as in social terms? What do your friends describe you as?- I describe myself as a nerd/average joe...my friends call me a hipster...(I kinda am...)

-And now, that something funny I talked about. Pick characters from something and give them a number, then ask questions! (I got this from Icewhip, but she got it from someone else; like her i don't own it) I'll be doing this for...Naruto!

1. Naruto
2. Kakashi
3. Tsunade
4. Hashirama Senju
5. Temari
6. Konan
7. Itachi
8. Jiraiya
9. Ino
10. Sasuke
11. 5th Mizukage
12. Orochimaru
13. Hinata
14. Danzo
15. Shikamaru

Do you ship 3/13?- ...no

Opinion on 15/1?- ...no

2/12 or 4/14?- Geez I made this horribly...I support 4/14 like...1% because Orochimaru could be in a girl's body...even then...urgh...

What if it was canon that 6/7 got together?- Wow...I would wonder why Konan dumped Pain, lol...of course both 6 & 7 are dead now so...hmmmm...

What would a 3/11 fic you wrote be about?- ...wut? Get out of my face!

If you could insert yourself in a fic with either 1, 12, 9, 2, 15, or 7 who would you pair up with?- 9! Ino is my fav Konoha 11 chick! I'd totally go with Ino!

You are forced at gunpoint to make an 8/5 fic off the top of your head, go- o.o "Jiraiya was always known as the biggest pervert to come out of the Leaf Village, but his tale of wooing a certain Sand Jonin became the talk of all legendary perverts that teenage boys would adore and teenage girls would roll their eyes at. This is the tale of how Jiriaya settled down with Temari from the Sand Village." That was kinda weird...that was really weird...

Which do you think is most popular: 1/2, 2/3, or 3/4?- I'd say either 1/2 or 2/3...personally I would much rather see a 2/3, but I know a lot of 1/2 fans are out there...oh my...

Have you ever wanted to see 5/10 in the show?- Hmmmm...kinda...If Sasuke was gonna go for a girl, I'd hope it was either Sakura, Ino, or Temari...I like all 3 with Sasuke...

Story time: 1 breaks up with 10, only to meet 4 at night and be consoled. Afterwards, 4 begins to date 10, leaving 1 to turn to 11 for a wild night and making 10's ex, 7, very upset, causing 7 to commit suicide while the entire thing makes 2 glad to not be involved- Naruto breaks up with Sasuke, only to meet Hashirama Senju at night and be consoled. Afterwards, HS begins to date Sasuke, leaving Naruto to turn to The Fifth Mizukage for a wild night and making Sasuke's ex, Itachi, very upset causing Itachi to commit suicide while the entire thing makes Kakashi glad not to be involved. What did I just do?

Would you be more happy to help bring forth 3/8 or 1/12?- Definitely 3/8! Jiriaya and Tsuande are kinda cute together...but I don't ship it per se...

My views on different things (trivia...I guess...)

Favorite Comic Book Hero: Batman/Green Lantern/Flash (Yeah...3 way tie...)

Favorite Comic Book Villain: Joker

Favorite Jedi: Qui Gon Jinn/Plo Koon/Kyle Katarn

Favorite Sith: Count Dooku/Darth Vader

Favorite Ponies (in this order): Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy

Favorite KND character: Numbuh 274 (Chad) (If you couldn't tell...)

Best Hobbits (in this order): Bilbo (MF), Sam, Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Bilbo (IH)

LOTR vs HP: LOTR. Easily.

Best Naruto Characters (In this...well, you know): Itachi Uchiha, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Sasuke Uchiha, most of Akatsuki including Orochimaru, 2nd Hokage, 3rd Hokage, 1st Hokage, 4th Hokage

Favorite Total Drama Characters (ITO): Alejandro, Samey, Duncan, Bridgette, Harold, Owen, Izzy...oh, and I think Chris is just epic too!

Favorite Pro Wrestlers (in no order except #1): Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Bret Hart, Undertaker, Jeff Hardy, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Randy Savage, Randy Orton, Sting, Kevin Nash, Sheamus, CM Punk, Ric Flair

Pro Wrestlers I detest for various reasons: Brock Lesnar, Viscera, Brock Lesnar, Roman Reigns, Jack Swagger, Chavo Guerrero, and...oh, right! Brock Lesnar.

Other Various Heroes of Mine (in no order of importance): Indiana Jones, Sherlock Holmes, Nightwing, Billy the Kid (from Young Guns), Obi Wan Kenobi, Maxwell Smart, Don Knotts, The Three Stooges, John Ritter, Gandalf, Faramir, Severus Snape, Jack Sparrow, Hector Barbossa, Herger (From 13th Warrior), Captains Kirk, Picard, and Janeway, Spock, Spiderman, Crispin Freeman, Morgan Freeman (who didn't see that coming? :P), Shaggy (Yep...Scooby Doo's pal), Dr. Suess, Sir Daniel Fortesque, Toas Kopaka and Onewa, Raphael (TMNT), Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Ulysses S. Grant, Andrew Jackson, Mark Hamill, Kevin Conroy, Squidward...and Plankton too...kinda, Tara Strong, Ellie and Joel from Last of Us, Uncle Iroh, Avatar Roku, Admiral Adama, Daffy Duck, my friends and my family...and...if you made it this far: YOU!! :D

Favorite Fairies/Sparrowmen (ITO): Tinker Bell, Fawn, Terrence, Bobble, Vidia, Silvermist, Rosetta, Fairy Gary, Lord Milori, Clank, Zarina, Iridessa, Fairy Mary, Queen Clarion

-Other General/ Important Info: I might have lags in my posting or might not get back to a comment or question soon etc, etc, but hey, all writers face that. Life moves on, man, challenges arise every day. Don't judge me...DON'T JUDGE ME!!! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!! (let's change that :D)

I generally don't give my stories up for adoption, but it could happen...maybe...

If you want to colab with me...IDK...might happen. Depends on variables...but NEVER feel too shy or uncomfortable to ask!!

As for story requests, if you ask for a shipping story, if I don't support/follow/like the shipping, then the chances of me writing it are slim. Some shippings I DEFINITELY don't do are: Anything yuri/lemon ("Sad" as it is...no, sorry), Dawn x Scott (total drama), Aang x Katara, Batman x Catwoman/Talia, Beast Boy x Raven. If you have a request, let it be known to me, but I can't promise I'll write it out.

Shippings I support to some degree: Nightwing x Batgirl, Sherlock x Irene (yeah...), Alejandro x Bridgette (and Samey, Izzy, a few other girls), Sasuke x Ino (more than the other 2 i already mentioned above), Superman x Lois Lane (Get out Wonder Woman), Discord x Celestia, Ellie x My OC (Nah, but it is A LOT better than Ellie x Joel), Spiderman x Gwen Stacy, Numbuh 1 x Numbuh 362, Shikamaru x Temari, Katara x Zuko, Robin x Raven (Teen Titans specifically), and some others I can't think of...or admit? :/

Lots of love,

-Theblondeknight45