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Author has written 17 stories for Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Tombstone, Jedi Apprentice, Harry Potter, Bible, StarCraft, General Hospital, Sherlock Holmes, Hunger Games, and StarTrek: The Original Series. Last Updated: October 12, 2010 Name:Snaitf Kenobi I'm obsessed with Star Wars, and, to a lesser extent, Lord of the Rings. I've also lurked around several other fandoms. At the moment, I'm really into Sherlock Holmes and Star Trek. I'll read just about anything, but I do like fanfics. :) I mostly write (Cough wrote) humor, although, the occasional serious thought strikes me. Not often, though. :) |
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Unexpected Awakening by Rhiw reviews
AU. The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. Slow updates - no joke.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,873 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 3,285 - Updated: 12/28/2019 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
My Captain by KCS reviews
Five reasons why the crew of the Enterprise would follow James T. Kirk to Hell and back, and one reason why he would do the same. Sixshot, nonslash. Kirk-and-Spock-centric whumpage. What's not to love?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,647 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Fog and Moonshine by Nytd reviews
Fog in the streets of London and Moonshine upon the lonely moors -a place for Sherlock Holmes drabbles, one-shots and writing explorations to live.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Quarantine by rabidsamfan reviews
Detection has its hazards, but danger is also part of the medical profession, as Watson learns anew when smallpox arrives in London.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Savior And Destroyer by LegolasLover2003 reviews
Legolas and Aragorn find themselves in unfamiliar territory and everything turns deadly. They are captured by a fierce people and, if Legolas does not obey their commands, Aragorn's very life could be stolen. Their only hope is a savior amid the wolves
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,554 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
My Dear Watson by KCS reviews
The third and final part of the Immortality Trilogy, following nine years after "A Noble Life." Warning and rating for character death, but not in the least bit violent - hopefully less depressing than the usual deathfic. Full explanation inside.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
The Acquisition of Hunters by TheMagesticMoose reviews
Basically D meets another dhampir...who is also a hunter...but I could go on about it forever so if you really want to know the real storyline at least read the first chapter...whatever. Romance in later chapters and such.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 4/16/2005
Hermeneutics by Imadra Blue reviews
In the aftermath of genocide, any religion must question its philosophy and reinterpret itself so that it may continue in the wake of so many sorrows. Gen.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
It's Ok, Master, the Force hates me, too by Rae of Rosemary reviews
Just a fun little peice where Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon discuss who the Force hates the most. Guest appearence by shocked Council Members.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
The Many Deaths of Christopher Hayden by Maureen Painted Green reviews
For all you JavaJunkies who want a little more than an LL ending...
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Renewed by The Burninator Named Trogdor reviews
ObiWan is unable to withstand the renewal in The Hidden Past and loses his memory. AU. Chapter 25 is up.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,080 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 5/16/2004
But I'm Still Here by saltoftheearth reviews
Takes place during Goodbye Love. Mark's feels his world begin to spin out of control. My first story be kind!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,178 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Mark C.
The New Ringbearer by Smeagol Fasir Kenobi reviews
Well . . . if I give away who the new Ringbearer in the story is, I'll ruin the suspense. But this is funny. Only rated PG for . . . swordfights involving a . . . certain Gondorian and a certain Ranger. And horses almost trampling Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,960 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
The Force is Everywhere by Smeagol Fasir Kenobi reviews
What happens when Obi-Wan's message to Coruscant from Geonosha is never received? Can he survive without the aid of the Jedi? And what happens when he finds himself in a strange world?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,254 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Obi-Wan K.
Heat by ScottyBaby reviews
This is what it feels like to be Anakin Skywalker, regretting.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Edge of a Knife by HarryEstel reviews
When Elrond finally lets Estel and Legolas out of his clutches after their latest misadventure, they head to Mirkwood with Legolas's father and two older brothers in tow. When they reach Mirkwood though, they find that not everything is as it appears.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,828 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
1 Solar Flare, 2 Solar Flare, 3 Solar Flare Floor! by WildKnght7 reviews
One shot. The mishap and, of course, mayhem when a former master and apprentice have one drink too many.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Darth Vader - Complete
Darth Marshmallow by Smeagol Fasir Kenobi reviews
Anakin and Palpatine get in a fight over Anakin's new name.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
Neville's First and Only Love by Riot DeLonge 182 reviews
Harry and Voldemort have a danceoff, Neville and Harry get into a catfight, and Trevor is really a hot 18yearold Swedish model in a string bikini! ABSOLUTE TERROR! Coauthored by TheMagesticMoose...also written by HelgaMoon that's moi...flames welcome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
A very Merry And PIPPIN! Christmas by Reasonably crazy reviews
A humorous account of the Fellowship going Christmas caroling. Gandalf grumbles, they all sing, to the dismay of their neighbors. Funnier than it sounds because I'm tired. Ch. 10 up soon!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,507 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 12/23/2003
The One What? by Craic agus Ceol reviews
Sauron struggles to find the one object in which he can pour all of his evil and malice into...and it's not as easy as one would think...PERMANENT HIATUS, SORRY!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Complete
A Light In The Dark by TheMagesticMoose reviews
Raven has a dream but has no clue what it means. It freaks her out and she decides to go for a walk. She ends up stopping by the mall, and meeting someone she'll never forget. No romance til the very end...:P
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Pheonix by TheMagesticMoose reviews
Ravens sister comes to town and shes really stirring up trouble.Shes WAY different from all the other Titans.What trouble could she cause while she stays with them? Plus many other wierd and completely random things that happen...RxR.First fic!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,690 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2005 - Published: 9/30/2004
Harry Potter and the Texan by TheMagesticMoose reviews
A girl from Texas transfers to Hogwarts and becomes friends with our favorite threesome, Harry, Ron, and Hermione...She brings with her psychotic craziness that no one in Britain has ever witnessed before! BWAHAHAHA! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Exploring Darkness by Tathrin reviews
Gimli and Legolas take a young Eldarion adventuring. Their duty: to teach the young prince about life outside Minas Tirith, and to bring him home in a condition that won't make Arwen grab for Hadhafang...which is easier said than done!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,955 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Attack of the Nazgirls! by TheMushroomComander reviews
On Merry's birthday, the old Fellowship is attacked by a group of screaming fans known only as the NAZGIRLS! My first story. Please r&r
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2004
The Prisoner by Emmithar reviews
Time is running out as ObiWan searches for his master. Held captive by his own past, QuiGon must overcome his own fears to defeat his enemy. But both must survive other dangers alone, before the bond of master and apprentice can be restored.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,001 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Complete
The Wrong One by Nefhiriel reviews
When murder is unknowingly hindered by Estel, there are harsh consequences. Legolas & the twins rush to help, but this time are they in over their heads? I have worked hard on this for months please give it a chance!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 106,159 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
Estel and Greenleaf by HarryEstel reviews
Estel and Greenleaf: Estel and Legolas meet for the first time in Imladris. All does not go as planned however when a simple horseback riding trip turns out to be anything but simple. Rating may go up to PG13 in later chapters, just to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,568 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
If it's not one thing, it's another by NightShadow131 reviews
Legolas and Aragorn go on a simple hunting trip. But when is it ever a simple hunting trip? It's just one thing after another for those two... and even the twins!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,159 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Pudding by TheMagesticMoose reviews
Starfire makes a love pudding and feeds it to Robin! The thing is the pudding makes you tell who's your true love! All the other titans seem to have found the evils of the love pudding as well...RobStar by TheMagesticMoose and HelgaMoon. PG13 for suggesti
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Complete
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Stargazing reviews
On a restless night, Anakin and Obi-Wan do some stargazing. No slash. In the same vein as "Mourning."
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Son's Lament reviews
The final months of David McCoy. Pre-5YM. Based on the scene in TFF with McCoy and Sybok. Does that count as a spoiler? I think so. R&R, please!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - L. McCoy
Deduction reviews
In which Watson gets to be right for once. ; No slash. A 221b one-shot. Though it may become a collection...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
On Flint and Tinder reviews
The origin of the symbol of the freedom fighters. Or, five people who ignited the world without meaning to, and the one who saw it coming. One-Shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Complete
Mourning reviews
After the events of TPM, Anakin gives a gift to Obi-Wan. Double-drabble one-shot. No slash, because that would be somewhat illegal at this point. o 0 Also I don't own Star Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Karma reviews
Karma rears its ugly head while the boys are on a case. Watson is not amused. No slash, Inspired by the prompt table at Watson's Woes on livejournal. # 88 - Collapse
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Board Game Friday reviews
Yes, it's Board Game Friday in the Jedi Council, and Mace Windu is not a happy camper! Er, Council Member. Anakin's POV One-shot, as of yet.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
A Package from Gran reviews
Extremely late Christmas story. While Spinelli is grieving the loss of Georgie, comfort comes in the most unexpected form. Namely, a small package from Tennessee. JaSpin nonslash one-shot.
General Hospital - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Jason M. - Complete
Power Overwhelming reviews
What happens ingame when the everfamiliar command is typed... All OCs. Disclaimer: I don't own StarCraft. R&R!
StarCraft - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2007
Pippin the Ringbearer reviews
What would happen if Pippin got hold of one of the Elven Rings? Just plain insanity! Yipee! Slash in ONE CHAPTER cause Helga and Moosey are dumb. PG because of insanity and suggestive fluffy in a few chapters. Glares at Helga and Moosey! Valentine's Day
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 57,980 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Peregrin T.
The Last Temptation of Christ reviews
My version of the Last Temptation of Christ... don't kill me for this. oneshot, just a bit of fun.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
A Simple Discussion reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione have an interesting discussion involving the Horcruxes. Not meant to offend, I was just frustrated. Prolly a oneshot... R&R plz, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Grief reviews
A GASP! poem written by me about Qui. Slightly dark and definitely more serious than anything I've ever written. Another gasp Me? SERIOUS? You'll have to read for yourself!
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
A Parallel Universe reviews
The title sucks, sorry. I got this idea from a quote in Ep 3 the book in a conversation between Padme and ObiWan. Full summary inside.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K.
Tombstone Meets Tombstone reviews
Wyatt Earp, his brothers and Doc Holliday decide to have pizza. Please don't kill me for this... OneShot Rated PG K for some light cussing and drinking... and of calling people pansies...
Tombstone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
Star Wars Risk reviews
The Jedi Council members and Chancellor Palpatine decide to play Risk! Flames welcome! lol Please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine - Complete
If You Gave Arargorn A Dr Pepper reviews
This is my second attempt. Still exactly the same as the first one. Other than that, the title says it all! : R&R, Please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Complete
