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![]() Author has written 20 stories for Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Avatar: Last Airbender, Fear the Walking Dead, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Spider-Man, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, and Avengers. find us on and on facebook, just look up Gov the scoffer or click the links https://www.facebook.com/gov.scoffer.7 https:///govthescoffer I am an animator, director, screenwriter and general genius, I am currently making an incredible animated dark fantasy series called Dagon:Troll World Chronicles so just copy and paste the link below to check them out, if you like the stuff I write then you will like our movies! Please share and like! http:///home my email britsellers92@ Awesomeness. anyway,I've got amazing art on deviant ,all the pictures I drew for subliminal and my other stuff,go ahead and leave reviews, I read all of them,and they are what keeps me writing,I would probably accomplish a lot if I got off this site for a while... To anyone wanting to add my story's to communitys or favorite lists go ahead,I need more publicity, my phone wouldn't let me join communitys for some stra he reason..to daspence,my friend and cowriter of tiger tiger burning bright,I will get back to you as soon as I get a phone card...until then,keep thinkin up cool ideas, Later everyone, Back to profile... Ok my name is gov. Im English...I'm 16 years old and I'm a Christian...I took some online tests and aparently my spirit animal is an owl,my aura is blue and of the Tmnt I would be Raph...even though I see myself more as Leonardo...any way,i work as a freelance comic book artist for darkhorse...check me out on at govthescoffer deviant art... My mom sent me to america to stay with my aunt cause Im having too much fun with my mates and she wants my life to be boring...I'm madly in love with this girl named Charlotte... I call her Chocolate Charlotte...she's a year older than me,she's got bright red hair ,she skate boards and she'll kick your ass!!! I'm going to marry her when I hit 18... For now I'm bored and I have no life and I'm in the US...so ,I'm writing these tmnt fanfics... So far they are pretty popular...just hit 200,000 Views...also made some cool trump videos on YouTube... The Chinese hate me so they delete my views and my comments but the proof is on my mobile... Sean Hannity wrote me and said they were awesome... Steve Bushimi said he liked the music ...(I used dead mau5) Tiffany Trump wrote back and said it was cool... And that Franco guy from spider man who plays Harry Osborne said ,and I quote:F@#$%!!!YOU!!! So,dido James... I am the founder of the underground club called the scoffers,together we lash out at political correctness and Weiner's ,wimps and upermiddleclass twits in general...you can only join my club if you A:intimidate other people with your genius... B:are not afraid to break the rules... C:are a rebel with or without a cause... Oh yea and you can't be politicaly correct... The staff: Greenminer,scrappy daring and downright cheeky,not afraid to leap into the fray...biting satiric humour goes for the jugular comedic flare!can be found in the Himalayas mountain climbing with his favorite Yak...creedo "what is best in life?to crush your enemy's,see them driving before you and to hear the lamination of the women...".Secretary of defence and co founder... Major Longfellow,chairman of the scoffers ,he's rather purvey really, Tall in stature,broad of vision,superior cognitive powers... Xcovert intelligence agent ... Investigative ,perverse and precocious by nature... Motto:do not believe anything they tell you and/or " that clothes are the enemy!without clothes there would be no sickness there would be no war!" He lives in theUK with a typewriter ,a small herb garden and a narcissistic pug dog... Likes to smoke cheapCuban cigars rolled along the thighs of beautiful women... Lives in the south oFrance with his narssisistic pug dog... Headmaster, Dirty bog hoppin Irishman,lives in Dublin town,can be found hanging from a street lamp at the Piccadilly pub singing horrible Neil Young ditties...he smokes a pipe but doesn't use tobacco ,always lookin for a leprechauns gold...likes to create road rage wherever he goes ...drives a psychedelic Hippy wagon... Creedo:contrary wise wouldn't give ya that steam off his piss... And my good friend Daspence...who's always there to help me make fun of people... Thanks D, The members of our club are as follows... Leaders not followers, Trump Charlie Chapman Bill Murray Allen Rickman Marlon Brando James Dean Elvis Deadmau5 Watters world guy Sting F.Scott Fitzgerald Queen Bodacia Vincent van Gogh The tmnt Princess Diana Hannity John Cusac Cagney Bogart Willywonka aka Gene Wilder Dom Delouise My dog Connan the barbarian... P.S I appreciate reviews people...quit being lame ...don't be such a Grandpa... OK,this is a true story... One day Obama was out on a Florida golf coarse trying to find his balls when suddenly a thunderous voice called out from the sky and said "Obama!!!quit playing with your balls and pay attention!isis is killing Americans and the whole world is going down the toilet!!!do something!" Obama looked up at the storm clouds gathering and shook his fist... "You can't criticise me!I'm the first black president!!! You criticise me and that's a hate crime!!!" "It would be if you were Chinese!!!" God said ,and a bolt of lightning came down and zapped Obama ...turning him into a pile of soot...it was at this time that Trump walked up and roared"who left this stuff lying around on my golf course? " Later the government hired a world renowned rocket scientist named woody Allen to make a clone of Obama by using his nose!!!! The end... Idon't know when I'll be able to write some more,things are crazy right now,feel free to add my story's to your community, favorite list,or what ever,if I don't answer my pm,its not my fault,I'll get back to you when I can... I'd like to thank Gene Wilder for all the movies he made and all the times he made me laugh...he was sarcastic,didn't particularly like children,and has crazy hair that stands on end when he's freaking out,my favorite movie was Young Frankenstein, he was great,especially when he was strangling Igor... There's no earthly way of knowing,which direction we are going...or which way the rivers flowing...or which direction we are rowing,there's no knowing where were rowing...is it raining is it snowing,is a hurricane a blowing? Not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing... Are the fires of hell a glowing?is the grizzly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing for the rowers keep rowing and their certainly not showing any sign that they are slowing!!!!yeahhhhh!" Thanks Wonka... |
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