Hey guys. It's been awhile, I know. I'm probably going to take all my stories down and revamp and finish the storiesm, then repost when I'm done. That way you won't have to wait for updates! All except the new stories that I will be posting this week sometime. Those will be updated ever couple days, I swear.

Name: Kupo

Age: 22

Gender: Female

Other site: My GaiaOnline

Link to see Kimatari and Kanashimi from Taiyou to Tsuki: Click Me

OK! By now I'm sure you've heard more that enough about me! So it's time for the random quotes, etc.

WAITER! There appears to be a drought in my glass... -Unknown-

Every time I go to the doctors I get a jacket, a strait one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself! -Quiz-

I want to die sleeping peacefully, - like my grandma; not screaming with horror, - like those, who were as passangers in her car... -Unknown-

The Soviet propaganda ministry ordered 10 million condoms from an American manufacturer, all 16" long and 3" in diameter. The American manufacturer filled the order, sending the merchandise in boxes marked 'medium'. -Unknown-

Sure, your guilt might force you to vote Democrat, but secretly deep down inside you long for the Republicans to lower your taxes, ignore the poor, brutalize prisoners, dictate what goes on in your bedrooms and rule you with an iron fist. -Sideshow Bob-

A friend is someone who will help you move; A good friend is someone who will help you move a body. -Unknown-

I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it. -Unknown-

If at first you don't succeed, well, so much for skydiving. -Victor O'Reilly-

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. -Kin Hubbard-

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -Art Hoppe-

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the guy next to you. -Unknown-

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. -Unknown-

A Bus Station is where buses stop. A Train Station is where trains stop. On my desk, there is a Work Station. -Jojn-

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -Aaron Machado-

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. -Unknown-

Jesus died to forgive our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? -Jules Feiffer-

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes. -Unknown-

I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe. -Jack Handy-

If you don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church. -Unknown-

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. -Mae West-

I wasn't kidding. I do have a test today. It's on European Socialism. What's the big deal? I'm not European. I don't plan on becoming European. So why should I care if they're socialists? They could be facist, anarchist pigs. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't have a car. -Ferris Bueller-

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. -Unknown-

After the meek inherit the earth, I think we should just kick their butts and take it from them. -Jim Rosenburg-

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan, attorney-

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. -Unknown-

PRESENTED IN: DOUBLE VISION! (Only where drunk) -Futurama-

Insanity is not a disease. It's a life choice. -Me-

Do the world a favor and drink a bullet... -Bit on Comedy Central-

I can't tell what I like better... School or prison... Ah... But I repeat myself... -Me-

I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconsious. -Unknown-

One day, two polititions walked into a building... Wouldn't you think that at LEAST one of them would have seen it? -Me-

Accept that some days you're the pidgeon, and some days you're the statue... -Unknown-

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -Unknown-

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. -Unknown-

Someday... we'll look back on all of this and plow into a parked car... -Me-

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable aplication of high explosives. -Unknown-

Drive Defensively. Buy a tank. -Unknown-

Don't hate yourself in the morning... Sleep till noon! -Unknown-

Good news is just lifes way of throwing you off balance. -Me-

God didn't create the world in seven says... He messed around for six days and pulled an all-nighter. -Unknown-

People should be required to get a governemnt tested permit before being allowed to reproduce. -Me-

Smoke dynamite... It'll really blow your mind. -Unknown-

The three words women hate to hear when having sex: "Honey. I'm home!" -Unknown-

History is like God... Made up and useless... -Me-

Some days you're the bug and some days you're the windshield... -Unknown-

My death will not be the end of anything. It will be the beginning of something great... Like the take over and re-surfacing of hell... -Me-

When in doubt, say 'whee'... -Me-

This is not a suitable replacement for human interaction... -Futurama-

That's like working with portapotties, you know you're just gonna catch crap all day. -Bill Engvall-

That's a rare thing in the world... That's like finding Jesus and he's pissin' in the bushes. -Branden Hart-

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some really good ideas. -Pin-

That duck looks dead... Oh wait, that's a rock. -Unknown-

Random Person After I Poked Them: "Why must you!!" Me: "Because I have a disease." Them: "Oh dear! I'm sorry.. what do you have?" Me: "Boredouttamymind-itis..."

I'm about to fall into a semi-comatic hallucinatory state of mind, of which I will be residing in for an indeterminable amount of time... this is also known as sleep. -Kupo Ikari-