Nymphadora Tonks and the Order of the Phoenix. Originally titled, 'Conversing with Molly.' Being edited at this exact moment and should be finished very soon - before the end of the world in 2012.

What if Hermione had an afro? What if Ron never cleaned the dirt off his nose when he first met Harry? What if there was a reason for the red cape found on early covers of the HP books? And what if Harry really was that much of a loser?

How to write a story that won't make people barf. Includes everything that you need to know about saving your reputation as a sane author.

Raven & Jinx pairing. They meet one night in 'The Beer Hutt', this is what occurs afterwards. Mostly fluffy, a little angsty. Some naughty language.

Above a flower shop in New York, is a newly rented loft. Draco Malfoy doesn't want to get married, and Harry Potter is running from his past. Will they learn to love? Or will Harry's problems ruin them both...AU.HD Complete

It might be hard to imagine anything less than chilling occurring between an SS man and a Jewish prisoner in the concentration camp of Buchenwald in 1944's Germany. Hard, but not impossible. [nonmagical AU, Harry&Draco]

It was all an accident, helping that annoying Potter! But now the wizard extraordinaire, Draco Malfoy, is in a bind. He’ll need all of his intelligence, his wits, his looks and his sneers just to make it through Hogwarts! Slash DM!HP

A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!

It’s a well known story: Judas kissing Jesus to betray him to the Romans, but never does the Bible consider how difficult it must have been for him to do so. JesusXJudas slash

Imagine McGonagall and Snape pinning notes at each other's door. Innocent little notes, to do with everyday business at Hogwarts. Reminders of staff meetings and so forth. Jinxed, of course, so that no student can read them.

Percy just wants to do his job, not another guy... at least until the portraits of Messrs. Padfoot and Moony take over his office. Sequel to Trompe L'Oeil for Two. Slash: Percy and Oliver, also Remus and Sirius.

The final FINAL battle...the important one...the one on which the fate of the world rides. The ultimate question: is goth cooler than punk? AU hilarity ensues.

The night of the 24th of June 1997; Lord Voldemort killed Harry Potter. Did he? A colliding of the fates of three different people grants Harry a second chance. As a Vampire. With the most unusual person as his Sire. (HPDM slash)

Draco is a renowned pickpocket, leader of the brotherhood of the Slytherins, the most notorious thieves in London. Harry is an upperclass student concentrating on his studies. Their paths cross...

Eventual slash. Remus and Severus are signed in for therapy to improve their working relationship and throughout the torturous experience grow closer. Expect snark fests, psychoanalysis and group hugs aplenty!

Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!

A unfortunate dare had Draco kissing harry, but what's bothering him enough to not throw a hissy fit over it? Drabble. DMHP SLASH.

Set slightly in the past. Minerva McGonagall marks an essay by one Nymphadora Tonks.

Harry Potter is giving up. On Hogwarts. On love. On everything. Is it too late to stop him from committing an unrepairable mistake? I'm bad at summaries. But the story is better than this sounds. WARNING: this is SLASH.

What Gilderoy Lockhart wants, Gilderoy Lockhart gets, and what he wants now is a certain Potions master. Set during CoS and canon compliant. Lockhart/Snape - Complete.

It’s not a happy Valentine’s Day for Draco. Then again, he might get a chance to do it over… DracoHarry. Slash.

Harry and Draco are transported to an island where they meet...odd things. Unfortunately, they're trapped!

Sequel to fic Spellbinder Trigon’s dead so now Raven can be at peace, well, as much as you can be with two humanoid dragons Malchior & Rorek competing for your attention. And as if that weren’t enough, she’s beginning to have strange dreams...

Narcissa's frail sanity snaps and she resorts to violence on the ones she used to love. Very dark, disturbing and graphic. Short.

When Murdoc finds an unorthodox inamorata the rest of the band are unsure how to handle it. But when it seems as though the situation is set to stay, a certain singer is feeling uncomfortable with Murdoc's shift of attention. Slash! MurdocX2D

A Christmas story about love, acceptance, and the many uses of rubber bands. [Luna x Tonks femmeslash]

Bellatrix Black has a very bad day...or a very good one. Very, very slight BtVS crossover. Oneshot. warning: femmeslash

In which it is all Aragorn's fault. (Legolas/Aragorn)

On an HP discussion forum someone asked: “So who will get Bellatrix?” They meant who will kill her, but I had a different idea.

We're back! Semine and Kali are here with a Sladegon story. Trigon is back, and needs a place to rest. So, he stays at Slade's house. Much funnieness will ensue.

A woman stands before the grave of someone she once followed.

What really happens at Death Eater parties...

From OotP: the night Minerva was injured from Severus' point of view.

Snape and Harry bet on whether or not Harry will survive the final battle against Voldemort. In case he wins, Harry wants 3 seconds of Snape's time to do whatever he pleases with them. It's a deal. HPSS1Shot

SLASH! PARODY! Harry Potter and his friends gather together to read an advance copy of 'Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince' when they receive news from a troll in the fandom about who is going to die.

A story of a forbidden love between two people. Really rather pointless, but I find it amusing. Robin&Slade FOREVER!

Harry wants to stop being a false idol.

Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...

One-shot. The great tradition, the Leaving Ball, an event that only occured when a Malfoy completed his seventh year at Hogwarts is a great Slytherin secret. At least, it was until Draco Malfoy decided to go out with a bang! This can only end in tears.

Postwar, postHogwarts. Draco has lost his life, his purpose, the war he was fighting, and most of all, himself. Harry Potter is the best and worst thing to happen to him. [Abandoned].

Harry freaks out in Potions, and Draco Malfoy has to pay the price. one-shot, the mildest of mild slash.

Snape and Black engage in a little note-passing in class. Rated for language. Slash only mentioned briefly.

What Bruce Wayne is REALLY like in his off-time. Updated on 4-12: Spoiler and Catwoman...but why is Stephanie crying?

He's perfect when he's dead. HD complete

Snape finally is teaching DADA- His topic of choice- fruit. His class today- 7th year Gryffindors. And you thought Umbridge was bad. One of the HPMonty Python crosses.

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.

Set after ‘Spellbound’ She’d learned to move on, that is until the ‘real’ Rorek somehow appeared before the Titans. Now Raven’s finding it hard to deal with the past, especially when Malchior begins to haunt her. Ror,Rae,Mal

[One Shot][revised]It started out as a game, just a game, but it escalated into a battle of wit and pride. Harry reigned as king of the game as Draco tried to keep his temper. Then, unexpectedly, elysium turned to nightmare. slash.

“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.

Power: some have it, some want it, and some have to take it in order to survive. Dark and twisted BellatrixTonks.

Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*

A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !

*slash* Two boys behind glass. In the absence of what is real, illusion becomes your reality.

Narcissa has no tongue. Narcissa has no words. But Narcissa has poison.

*Warning: H/D slash, character death and other unsavoury things* Buy me a ticket back to where I belong

After attaking the school using dark magic, Draco is murdered by a group of Gryffendors. Harry offers his strong opinions on the matter. It's kind of different, but I like it a lot.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.

Glam!Draco is discovered while in the throes of exploring his inner Marilyn in the mirror.

The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.

In which is discussed the strange conclusions of a parking meter and a dandelion