Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Bleach, Naruto, and Beka Cooper series. Hello All Name: Well my friends call me Poopie for reasons no one actually knows Age:... Country: Australia and no I do not ride on a kangaroo Favourite things: Books: The Otori series, Dark Heaven Trilogy, and anything by Anthony Horowitz, Tamora Pierce, Robin Hobb, Terry Pratchett and Isobelle Carmody. Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist, Hellsing, Trinity Blood, Bleach, Naruto, Death Note, Vampire Knight, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Tsubasa and xxxHolic TV Shows: Doctor Who, True Blood, Dark Angel, Supernatural, Buffy, House and Life Quotes: "The pen is mighter then a sword when shot from a gun." "Be yourself everyone else is taken" Other things about me: I as a rule try to treat others fairly and not hold to much credit to rumors, of course if they hurt one of my friends thats another things entirely. I currently go to melbourne university and am doing a science course. I think global warming isn't going away whether we cover our eyes or not. I think David Tennant is awesome I think a bookshelf is meant for that, books I don't like being cold I think that Taoism is an amazing idea That's about it really, thanks for reading Poopie I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Yes I am a supporter of homosexuly, Bi-sexualy and transexualy rights. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. A moment of silence. |
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