Okay! My name is Ashley, and here is my profile! (Wow, that sounds so... so... X_X)

-Any loss of sanity due to the reading of this profile cannot be blamed on CPL.

Age: 16! (And I can drive soon!! BWAHAHAHAAA!!!)

Hair/Eyes: Blonde/Ihavenoidea (they're kinda green/blue/brown/gray/wtf

Height/Weight: 5'5/112 lbs. Booyah.

Marital status: My boyfriend and I have been together for a year and five months. W00t!

Sex: F

Organ Donor: Yes/No

...What is this, my profile or my driver's license?! Well, you're not getting any money from me! None, I say!!

...Oh. Hi. Lol.

Well, I just reread my profile and deleted a LOT OF STUFF because it SCARED THE CRAP out of me. I sounded like I was on morphine or something, geez. IN OTHER NEWS. I have no idea what to say. Review? Give me pocky? I need sleep? Even though I get seven hours a day? What the heck? This is getting annoying now? Like- OMG GIANT ROCK BOOM.

So, um... these are my favorite fandoms and pairings and stuff... hi. Why are you here again? Geez, I sound mean. Don't worry, I'm just crazy_ -- _

Inuyasha:

It was good until Kikyo came back to life. For the fifth time. And again after that. And after that. And after that. Stay dead, woman!!!

Pairings-

Inuyasha x Kagome- You know they wuv each other. You know it.

Sango x Miroku- They're just kinda there, so they might as well hook up.

Sesshomaru x Kagura- Best pairing in Inuyasha. A little one-sided, perhaps, but we all know that Fluffy-kun loves her too. Unless you're a Sesshy fangirl.

Chibi Vampire:

Awesome anime and an even better manga (though there needs to be more of it, dang it!)

Karin x Kenta- SOOO cute. They're so funny together.

Winner x Maki- They're also funny together. In fact, everyone in this show is funny. Yay!

Inubaka:

Awesome art and awesome concept. Characters are slightly loveable and fun to watch. But I can't remember any of their names...

Warriors:

It was really good at first, but it's slowly killing itself now. The story's gotten to be very predictable and the characters are made of cardboard.

Harry Potter:

I remember when I first started reading it in third grade. That was a long time ago...

Ron x Hermione- They're good for each other. Hermione keeps Ron down to earth, and Ron keeps Hermione from burying herself in her work.

Neville x Luna- I don't see why Ms. Rowling didn't put this in her books. It makes so much sense.

Harry x Luna- Maybe more as friends than lovers; they have a lot in common.

Hermione x Snape- Horrifying though it may seem, it's better than any other Snape pairing out there (care for Snape x McGonagall, anyone? not my cup of tea). Anyway, Snape is uber awesome and needs someone to see that. And there are lots of good fics with this pairing.

Pucca:

LOVELOVELOVELOVE LOVE this show. So sweet, yet so funny. With awesome art, too! I'm so glad there's a second season. You should be glad too- I might be inspired to update more!!

Pucca x Garu, Ching x Abyo- Anything other than these would be wrong. SO wrong. Like... Pucca x Abyo. X_X

And that's all for now. Ah, the air seems so much fresher now, doesn't it? Well, to me, it does. Anyways, I'm going to try REALLY HARD to update more. I'm aiming for once a week, and no later than twice a month. Yay for you guys!! Just review more _ Though I hardly need it, I've been getting so many. Thanks so much TwT.

Question: Hey, CPL, shouldn't you be updating instead of totally redoing your profile?

Answer: LOL

Fanfics:

Gems of the Forest: Warriors fic. Expected to be 15-20 chapters long.

Don't worry. It WILL be updated. So sorry to all my wonderfully patient readers. You may throw sharp objects at me. Er, but only through reviews/emails/stuff like that.

Light of the Stars : Sequel to Gems of the Forest :D. Expected to be very long, over 30 chapters.

The Silver Lining: Prequel to GotF. Describes Silvercloud's life before the main story. A little shorter than GotF, most likely (10-15 chapters).

How Did This Happen?: Slightly angsty fic, set post-Starlight and pre-Twilight. Squirrelflight chooses Ashfur over Brambleclaw, and has kits with him. Moons later, when seemingly everyone but Brambleclaw has their own apprentice, he is given one of his old love's and rival's kits as his first apprentice. Can she put the pieces of his life back in order? Ashflight at first, Brambleflight later.

--What are Ashflight and Brambleflight? That's my own personal system for naming couples in Warriors. Firestar/Sandstorm, for example, would be Firestorm.

Love Is Funny: Wow, this one's been a hit so far!! Pucca story from Garu's perspective. Chapter 3 and 4 will be up soon!! Once my stupid AP US test is over and done with... ANGER!!! RAWR!!!

I still don't know how long this will be. Definitely more than ten chapters, maybe even more than twenty (O.O). There probably won't be a sequel, but I'll most likely do random oneshots once it's done.

Untitled: I'm referring to it as the "Inuyasha Marching Band Fanfic" for now. No, thine eyes deceive you not. It's kinda weird and very AU, but I'm starting to like it a lot. There will be four stories, each one covering one season of marching band. I'll post more info up later.

These are mainly from my friends... they're weird. Like me.

"It's a bahr!! (It's a bear!)" -Friend

"i'm in ur grass, bein a ninja" -LOL cats

"oh noze!! (oh no) bucket has me!" -LOL cats

"It's a series of tubes." -some politican talking about the Internet (can't remember the whole speech, but it's awesome)

"KNIIIIIFE!! EEEEYYEEE!! ATTAAAAACK!!!" -Dan McNinja (with knifes strapped over his eyes...)

"Screw the rules, I have money!" -Kaiba, YuGiOh the Abridged Series (WATCH IT. NOW.)

"Sleep, go to sleep." -Me, actually. I randomly said this, and it scared the crap out of my boyfriend. Then we lawl'd.

And the list goes on and on...