A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy giving each other a hard time . . .

She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."

Sakura was certain that her mysterious, attractive next-door neighbor was a serial killer, insane, or the toothfairy. Little did she know, Sasuke's story was much more complex and dramatic, and she was about to get thrown into the middle of it. SASUSAKU

Female only teams would improve the selfesteem of all involved, right? Well, that's what Sakura thought at least. But when she finds herself in charge of one, she learns that her esteem isn't in trouble, it's her sanity. Alternate Reality

DISCONTINUED Formerly *When A Human Loves An Irken* Zim lost everything after the Tallest told him the truth about his mission but years later he'll gain more than he ever expect... ZAGR story... Notes Are Up.

THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED. Please refer to the remake: Antiquated Folly.

Jasper's eyes bore into mine. Hatred shone brightly but something underneath that was what caught my attention. Need, want, lust.

My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.

SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.

Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku

Danzou's regime has become powerful and immutable. To restore Konoha to its former glory, he demands many sacrifices from its citizens, and in his ambition to steal the bloodlines of other villages, Sakura has become one such sacrifice. KakaSaku. AUish.

A Bleach Oneshot, turned full story due to request. Rukia's unsure of what's happening between her and Ichigo, but will she at least be able to tell the difference between reality and a daydream? Rated for adult themes and language. IchixRuki

Christophe uses a lot of foreign words when he talks to Dru. Most of those are pet names. I did a little research and this is what they mean. You can be sure that they are correct.

She didnt know what was going to happen when she was sent on a mission to retrieve two scrolls with her friends. But with the Akatsuki now on her trail for the scrolls, and a reunion with her teammate, what, exactly, can happen? SasuSaku

Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.

When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON

They'd been called Saints, they'd been called Sinners, truthfully they just got rid of people who hurt others. Bounty Hunters or maybe just vigilantes, all they knew was... something had seriously gone wrong on that last mission. Team 7, NaruSakuSasu.

See, the thing about being a werewolf is that everyone expects you to be a hero. It’s part of the job description. And it should be easy. Only it isn't. Not in chronological order, more of a series of one-shots than a story.

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

AU. In the urban decay of Konohagakure, an unwanted meeting finds Haruno Sakura tangled into the dangerous company of two criminals of the Akatsuki: one blond enigma and a man her friend wants to kill. Deidara x Sakura x Itachi

[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.

She’s not responding, and suddenly he has the irrepressible urge to grab her, crush his lips against hers and taste her. Anything to know she’s real—alive. Contains LEMONS NaruSaku

Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.

They wanted him to fix a problem. But when the job goes wrong, Sasuke and Naruto find themselves being hunted by both their target and employer. Part 2 of the Ninja Assassin trilogy.

KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.

Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.

After a painful breakup with her boyfriend, Haruno Sakura moves on by joining a rock band that consists of a loud mouthed blond and a handsome blue haired guitarist. Will there be chaos, or will love bloom among members? SasSakNeji, NaruHina

Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.

Sasuke froze as he stared at Sai’s eyes, which were identical to his Uchiha Sharingan eyes now: red with anger and black with hatred...One family secret could threaten and shake three lives forever. Bonds will be broken. SasuxSakuxSai

Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?

The problem with living forever is...your secrets do too. In the year 2149, Ethan Powell moves to Forks and wonders just what the heck is going on with that Bella girl across the cafeteria. Mayhem ensues. This is probably the most peripheral Twilight fanfic ever. Give it a try, you might like it anyhow. Yes, the Cullens are in it.

Because even girls in love have needs. — Sakura/Karin.

Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.

This is the sequel to Silk and Diamonds, so read that before reading this. Hopefully will satisfy. Please review as it makes both Kartik and I extremely happy. In very different ways.

It’s a proven fact that 'intimacy' the evening before a demanding physical activity such as a marathon or an epic final battle will improve a woman’s performance, but damage a man’s, the following day. Night before the comet Zutara, Lemon, One-shot, PWP

After reading a poetry scroll amongst the relics once belonging to Inuyasha's mother, Kagome traps herself and Sesshoumaru in another world, where they must journey through seven, different fairy tales and complete the poem if they wish to return home.

Bella, and time keeps ticking by.

Zuko's thinking about Katara more than he should. He's the new Fire Lord. His thoughts shouldn't be turning towards the Water Bender when other things need his attention.

It really is a small world after all. Kisame/Karin. Seriously. Mature Humor.

Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.

Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.

They were both searching for the same Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. She wanted love, he wanted revenge. She found him drowning in a pool of his own blood. It was at that moment that she realized their paths were the same, even if their goals were not. DeiSaku ON HIATUS

It was supposed to be a simple hit: take out Gaara. But after an unfortunate change in plans, Sasuke finds himself trapped in a cat-and-mouse game with a mysterious girl whose skill, knowledge, and abilities may lead to Sasuke's own untimely death.

Jacob, Bella, and a sheet of yellow legal paper.

He holds them in the palm of his hand. Hidanfic.

30 signs to show you when you're screwed. Or when things have gone totally insane.....

It was one thing, Kakashi thought, to watch Sasuke for months and months, wondering if he would be alright. It was quite another to see the strange, hollow look in his eyes, and know that he wasn't.

Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

Bella's first face-to-face with Emmett and Jasper after Pheonix.

Looking down, I realized something. My hands had never shaken in war ... but they were shaking now." Jasper's POV the first time he sees Alice.

One-shot. Slight crack. Konan’s long-dormant maternal instincts find an outlet in an unlikely source.

Two strangers happen to have matching attire. Deidara doesn't see what the big deal is. Sakura insists it wouldn't've happened if he hadn't shopped in the women's section. Tempers flare, words are exchanged, clothing is ruined. & thus, a romance is born.

A slightly slashy parody of the novels A Great And Terrible Beauty and Rebel Angels, with The Sweet Far Thing as Chapter 3, just added as of 220908

[cowritten with ohwhatsherface] “Aa.” Kakashi’s lone eye crinkled in amusement. “It would appear that the two of you are doing ‘The Dating Game…”

AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.

In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...

Ten facts about one girl. Sorta-metafic, ginormous Breaking Dawn spoilers.

SakuIno.SakuTen.SakuTema.SakuHina.Haruno Sakura, famous softball player has transfered to another school.This year will be the most memorable.Sakura goes through many girls but only one was truely ment to be with her.InoSaku SakuTen SakuHina TemaSaku.R&R.

Felicity's past haunts her even in Paris. Fee/Pippa slash.

AU: SasuSaku: Ch. 6: Linger: He turned on his heel— And a knee was slammed into his stomach. He fell to his knees at her bare feet, sputtering, as she demanded, “What are you doing in here?

Fee and Pip are crawling into their seperate beds after vespers and time in the great hall. But it was not meant to be, it is a sense, a feeling, a mutual desire. It was one of their nights, one of our nights. oneshot, semi-drabble, Fee/Pip slash

FINALLY it's finished! 42 chapters, 9 months since it started. Hope you all enjoy it as much as I've enjoyed writing it! Thank you, and goodnight

Itachi knows who will understand.

Naruto leaves on his three year training trip, and Sakura begins the struggle to improve herself. How much will they have changed when they meet again in one hundred days?

An empath's thoughts about a telepath. Jasper's private concerns regarding Edward and Bella as they race towards marriage.

AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.

Let's make a deal, shall we? You become Akatsuki's medic and we will leave the Kyuubi and Konoha alone.If you disagree, We will launch a fullscale attack. Sakura has to make a decision that will change her life when she gets captured.Itasaku. CHAPTER 1 UP

Bella's blushing may get her in trouble... Submitted for the Bella/Carlisle Fic-A-Thon at Twilightrarely LJ

Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.

Forks is rocked by a scandal involving the perfect Cullens.

The trip home was supposed to the easy part, but what happens when complications arise and change everything?

She stuttered in fear. 'I...I said that...I'm sorry, I took the wrong potion and now...uhm, Uchiha, Itachi is back to his twelve year old self...' ItaSaku

Well, so she suddenly had Sharingan. And Sasuke was her brother. And someone was trying to kill her. And she had to go to Suna. And Gaara was her bodyguard. You couldn't have everything, right?

Sequel to Fair Game. Bella confronts a secret from Edward's past when he goes on an overnight hunting trip with his family. Slightly AU

What we didn’t get to see when Felicity and Pippa were reunited the realms in after months of separation. Felicity x Pippa, FelicityPippa, femslash

DISCONTINUED AU. Perhaps it wasn't such a bad thing that her secret was out. Maybe he could make it all better. He could be her new drug. DISCONTINUED

Zuko and Katara come together one warm afternoon under circumstances not made for ancient Water ballads or great Fire tales: they meet in a ventilation duct. Oneshot, rated M.

Jacob, Bella, a hotel in Nebraska. This is his last shot.

Eclipse spoiler! Bella sets out to experience a few human things while she still has the chance. Accompanied by Emmett, her last experiences are sure to be funny and entertaining.

Kushina Uzumaki is insane.

I never wanted this, I loved my life in my world. Why did you have to take it all away, and why did you send me here? Oh right, it's because of what runs through your body that doesn't run through mine, so you just had to kill them, didn't you.

AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!

The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Trapped in a closet, the oldest set up in the world, what is happening to poor Sakura a Sakura x Suigetsu moment, for Elli Cole’s challenge.

Zuko has had it with the war and his father. He seeks out Aang, Sokka, and Katara to aid them in teaching the Avatar firebending. But what will happen when he tries to romance Katara? How far will the young Avatar go to stop him?

Twentysix years of stories untold. Mitarashi Anko was never a lucky person how she's managed to survive all the years is lost even on her. Let us fill in the blanks. Alternate Reality, Mature Themes, Spoilers. Many different character interactions.

I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are

A oneshot about the morning after Jacob's first transformation.

HagiSaya. smut, fluff, angst. You will grant him every happiness he can find in between the madness of your life after the debt you owe him for all these years.

Itachi's mission is to capture Haruno Sakura to lure the traitor away from Orochimaru. But Itachi had never counted on that the kunoichi was so fierce, stubborn, but most of all, addictive. His rival Sasori also shows interest in her..

Sakura begins having prophetic dreams and a seal appears on her back which could ultimately destroy Konoha. Now a missing nin and targeted by Tsunade, Sakura finds shelter with the most unlikely people...Akatsuki. ItaSaku

A late night adventure leads to unexpected results. GemmaFelicity, brief mention of FelicityPippa

The world was three: Her. Him. And speed. Epilogue SasuSaku

Yamato didn't save Sakura from Sasuke, and Sasuke ends up taking her back to Orochimaru. Sasuke must come to terms with his feelings as the final battle between him and Itachi, and Akatsuki vs Konoha Twelve approaches. SasuSaku NaruHina continued in TSS

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

Because you can't feel anything in outer space and its nice to pretend, even if it's just for a little bit, even if it is just a lie, that you don't hurt any more. SugetsuxSakura

[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.

How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.

Of their encounters at the teashop. DeidaraXSakura

13 years ago, Hanano Rin died giving birth to a pinkhaired little girl... KakaSaku father daughter. Kakashi Gaiden spoilers. Slightly AUish. First story... Please be kind and R&R!

When Misa made out with Ryuuzaki in the hallway for two minutes and fiftyfour seconds, it wasn’t because she was in love with him.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Contrary to popular believes, in the end it was not Uchiha Sasuke who killed his family's murderer. Now he just has to accept, that the world is not simply made up of black and white... Life after war in the newly reanimated Uchiha household [SasuSaku]

A simple oneshot. Bella plays a joke on Charlie and Edward. Please R&R!

When she was beside him she annoyed him to the point he couldn’t think straight, and when she was gone, the lack of her annoyed him... She was an aggravation. [Oneshot. SasuSaku. Limey.]

When they clash, all great shinobi can understand each other's true intentions. Because when you become great, you must rely on that understanding to say what cannot be said. Oneshot.

Is what Tenten feels about 'her'...jealousy? No way. Includes: Tenten POV. About Neji, Lee, Sakura. Team Gai related. Oneshot.

Something was wrong with Sakura. And something was wrong with him: he couldn't find the right words to say, he couldn't find the right things to do. He could only watch as the Sakura he knew languished before him; he could only do nothing to stop it.

Pride is tasteless, size less, and colorless, but it's the hardest thing to swallow. An episode in an ANBU's life when he falls in love. [SasuSaku]

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.

The first time I saw my husband was on our wedding day. The first time he spoke to me he told me I annoyed him. The first time I felt alive was when he said he loved me. [AU] [SasuSaku]

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

Two years after the story ended, and Mugen and Jin need a little help. Fuu decides to search for them. Later on some MugenxFuu... or is it FuuxJin? R&R

His father. His country. Himself. Zuko had a lot of people to redeem himself to before he joined the gang, and now he finds himself trying for redemption in Katara's eyes after he makes a mistake of falling in love with her.

Originally, for Halloween, Sai hadn’t decided what to go as, but once he glimpsed at the bleeding flesh on Sakura’s neck, he suddenly had the urge to be a vampire…

When Sakura injures Kisame, she is required to serve in Akatsuki in his place, with his partner. Sparks are flying fast and thick... [ItaSaku].

[SasuSaku] ”Things are different now. We’re not the same as before.” Oneshot.

Based off of 50 ways to piss off freak out Yakushi Kabuto. The Sound nin read the fic and decide to pull the pranks on poor Kabuto! 5 ways to freak Kabuto out per chapter. Completed.

Discontinued- The very moment emerald met onyx, it was love at first sight..at least for one of them. When team 7 gets a dangerous mission to protect a rich family, Sasuke realizes something important. Sakura on the other hand expericenes a great loss.Who can help her?

A modern day rendition of the Uchiha tragedy. The problem with humans, you see, is that we're more entranced with our fantasies than reality... [AU, Complete]

Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.

Ino made a bet with Sakura: the first single man to walk in the door is the one she has to seduce into kissing her tonight. Backed into a corner, she agrees. What ensues when she sees it's THAT man?

Empty closets are good for lots of things. As Katara is going to find out, hiding is just one of them.

Kagome still needs some convincing that Inuyasha doesn't see her as a replacement for Kikyo...Rated M for citrus content

Jiraiya narrowly missed the fist aimed for his face. I swear, Tsunade! he defended. It wasn't me! Tsunade growled, diving after him. Oh really? she spat, pinning his squirming body on the hard forest floor beneath him, fist looming threateningly above him

Three days can be a very long time to get home and out of the sun, especially now that Sakura holds a precious piece of information. But, in the presence of the right person, perhaps three days isn't quite long enough… [Neji & Sakura]

Even S Ranked Criminals have random adventures sometimes. Featuring Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Deidara and Zetsu.

When Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki she learns a bone chilling secret about herself. She also notices how much Itachi looks like Sasuke. What are their plans with her? And will she ever see Sasuke again.ItaSaku

[UPDATE BY SEPT 8] What they had was forbidden, and they knew it. But they were willing to face the consequences. Now, 15 years later, will the love that Sakura and Kakashi had for each other be enough to win against the secrets of the world?

Set around ch.307. Spoilers. Trying to fix a three man team has its own quirks for Sakura, especially when there are four people involved.

[Prequel to Pillow Talk] Having Uchiha Sasuke as Sakura's ANBU Captain for her latest mission was indeed a struggle, but proved to be promising..SasuSaku

There were literally hundreds of thousands of leaves concealing what she'd lost. Sakura never would have found it, had it not been for the help of a certain Inuzuka. KibaSakura.

This IS a deathfic. No one ever believed that the one ninja to take down Orochimaru would be in the form of a girl a fourth his age with vibrant pink hair and love in her heart. Hint at SasuSaku.

Can you ever have too much of a good thing? [Misa centric, introspective.]

He said it so casually, so off hand. It was like he was stating a fact about the universe. The sky is blue. The cliffs are high. He'll kill you someday.

She liked to party secretly and no one was going to stop her from rocking the night away. [SasuSaku]

Ino and Sakura eating lunch together talking about a handful of the guys and some of the girls in their school—the different characters of Naruto. AU, mentions of shonen ai, het, and shoji ai but the fic revolves around Ino and Sakura.

Oneshot [SasuSaku] She loved it whenever his possessive side for her emerged.

That's right...no one messes with Uchiha Sakura. Sasusaku

FINISHED, SasuSaku, AU, At Konoha Inc. everyone is a big happy family, and Kakashi's new assistant Sakura is trying to believe it, when she has to deal with a crazy boss, and coworkers that range from petulent to infatuated, her world couldn't seem worse

No spoilers, premovie. A GoGo short. Being a normal schoolgirl can be anything but. Yuri implications.

Sasuke takes a peek at hell, and a little at heaven, as Sakura turns into a chibi and he will need to be the one to take care of her. Sasusaku

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.

A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!

AU&OOC(sasusaku, naruhina) Sasuke and Naruto are the top assassins in Orochimaru's league. For their next mission they are assigned to eliminate one of the biggest threats to their boss... Haruno Sakura? [Language warning]

Because even Itachi needs to be human sometimes, and she reminds him more than he wants to be. [Two oneshotsdrabbles]

Ever since that first girl in their classroom gushed over her first kiss every girl secretly wanted one too. I've never done it before so I wanted to ask you. How do you kiss someone? An Ino and Sakura shoujo ai fic.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Sakura knows they will choose her and she does not want the job, because that's the same old tune, isn't it?

At a crossroads in her life, Haruno Sakura considers the fate of those dearest to her.