~on hiatus~

Omg, it's a person!!

Ahoy fellows! Welcome to my page!

You can call me Steve, and any pronouns are fine by me. I am a big time shipper of pretty much all pairings, and I am quite skilled in the ways of solving plot-holes. I am also a pirate :D

I like writing songfics and one-shots, but I might also write a few muti chapter fics. My stories can vary from fluffy, to angsty, and to total crack-fics, sometimes all at once. I also tend to write quite a bit of Jaya angst :P If you don't like the stuff I write, then don't read it.

I would like to note that I am a procrastinator, and I am unsure as to how my schedule will play out when updating.

You can also find me on Wattpad under the same name!

Unfortunately, I don't have very many friends irl that like Ninjago, and the friends that do like it, still never want to talk about it. But I love discussing all things Ninjago, and if you do too, you should join me on my forum! Here's the link, All Things Ninja!. Here we can just talk about anything Ninja! We can swap headcanons, talk about Jaya, or literally anything else! I'm not picky, just bored and want someone to talk to.

About me

Name: STEVE (but not Steve from Minecraft, we are two TOTALLY different people)

Age: screw it, I'm 13

Gender: what's that?

Sexuality: No seriously what are these??

OTP: JAYA

Eyes: Big. Amber or black and blue

Hair: Oh so fluffy in more ways than one. EMBRACE THE FRIZ PEOPLE

Hogwarts House: Gryfflepuff

Occupation: in quarantine. Blast this cursed coronavirus

Likes: Ninjago, snacks, pirates, rainy days, role-playing

Dislikes: getting dirty, reading about OCs, being made fun of because I'M SHORT, emotions

Deepest desires: to succeed at life, meet my hero's, for someone to make an animated series about the Marauder's, and for the Ninja's appearances to go back to what they were pre s8 (but that's never going to happen sadly...)

Deepest fears: Deep sea creatures, prehistoric animals, fusion characters, big messes

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

Copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to it if you know you're weird: T3ddyBearL0ve, CaptainSteve1

Personal Writing Process

1: Attempt at life

2: More or less succeed/fail

3: Hear/watch/do something geeky

4: Attain stupid inspiration

5: Write Ninjago one-shot

And that is how most of my trash stories come to be :)

Note

You can skip this next part. Honestly you can skip all this, the important stuff is over. This is just me talking and going on and on cause I have no one else to tell this stuff to XD. I'd much rather you drag the scroll button ALL THE WAY DOWN and read my stories instead. But, if you are just incredibly bored (or a stalker) I welcome you to continue reading all the random crap in my bio. Enjoy!

Fandom information (skip ahead, don't read at risk of being bored to death)

Ninjago: I have seen all 13 seasons

-OTPs

Jaya (Jay x Nya) My OTP forever #JAYAalltheWAYA

Glaciershipping (Cole x Zane)

Pixane (PIXAL x Zane)

Bruiseshipping (Cole x Jay) 33

Flintlocke x Dilara; No one else ships this, but you can't tell me that he didn't have feelings for Dilara after the way he looked at Nya

Gingershipping / Jaylor / Amber Lightning (Jay x Skylor) Super random ship that I have. I like the idea that they could be really great friends, and rant about the Smith siblings together, but it also makes a really cute romantic pairing :3

Neltonia (Nelson x Antonia)

-NOTPs

I do not like incest (Nya x Kai) or weird age gaps (Kai x Garmadon)

Plasmashipping (Kai x Jay) No no no I'm sorry but I just- no I can't even

-BROTPs

Literally any Ninja Bromance

Cole x Wu (Cu? Wole?? Sensei Earth???) Cole makes the best daddy, and no one will ever change my mind.

-Unofficial Character Theme Songs

Jay: Thunder by Imagine Dragons and/or Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65

Skylor: Amber by 311

Zane: Titanium by David Guetta

Nya: Speechless by Naomi Scott

Lloyd: Hall of Fame by The Script

Harumi: I'm the bad guy by Wander Over Yonder

Morro/Lloyd: Control by Halsey

Harry Potter: Read all of them multiple times. Not too fond of the movies

-OTPs

I honestly ship all the ships, but these are just the major ones:

SiriusLily (Sirius Black x Lily Evans) Don't judge me

Huna (Harry Potter x Luna Lovegood) (Platonic and romantic) I ship them so hard it hurts to read books 5-7 again.

Dudley Dursley x Cho Chang (yes, it's an actual thing, look it up)

-NOTPs

Basically anything with Snape in it (Sorry guys)

-BROTPs

Harry Potter x Teddy Lupin; GODFATHER/SON LOVE!!!

Psych: I finished all 8 seasons

-OTPs

Shules (Shawn Spencer x Juliet O'Hara) They're just so cute!

Shassie (Shawn Spencer x Carlton Lassiter) Even Shawn ships it

Marlowe x Lassie (idk the actual ship name)

-BROTPs (platonic only)

Shawn x Despereaux (Shawnspereaux?)

Once Upon A Time: I've seen the WHOLE series!

-OTPs

Captain Swan (Capt. Killian Jones x Emma Swan)

Outlaw Queen (Robin Hood x Regina Mills) *cries*

Olympian Snow (Hercules x Snow/Mary Margaret Blanchard)

Swan Queen (Emma Swan x Regina Mills)

-BROTPs

Captain Cobra (Capt. Killian Jones x Henry Mills) Daddy Killian!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdMaS1zKw7U #onceuponapattycake #longlivelanaparilla

The Dragon Prince (Available on Netflix): I've seen all the seasons so far, and I really hope they come out with s4 soon

-OTPs

SO SO MANY WHERE DO I START?!?!

Rayllum (Rayla x Callum) Obviously, duh

Queen Aanya's mothers; I was so happy when I found out there were LGBTQ characters in the Dragon Prince. Seeing openly gay characters on the shows I watch is really amazing and beautiful.

Runaan x Ethari; These are basically Rayla's gay dads, and I love it.

Janai x Amaya; even though these two aren't cannon, I ship them hard. I can't wait till season 4, to see if they do end up together.

Disney: I've seen a lot of Disney movies, but it's probably impossible to watch EVERY SINGLE ONE

-OTPs

Elsamaren (Elsa x Honeymaren from Frozen) I do NOT care what Disney says, Elsa is lesbian and that is final.

Rapunzel x Eugene (Tangled)

Cassandra x Varian (Tangled: The Series) I'm sad they didn't get more moments in the show, they had such potential

Sparrabeth (Capt. Jack Sparrow x Elizabeth Swan) So wait, is it a pirate ship?

Alice Kingsley x Tarrant Hightop aka the Mad Hatter (from Alice in Wonderland, 2010)

Reylo (Rey x Kylo Ren/Ben Solo from Star Wars) (Disney owns Star Wars, remember?)

-NOTPS

Jelsa (Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians and Elsa from Frozen) Tbh, I think they're actually related. Think about it, what if Jack was a great Natholdran ancestor of Elsa?

Other: These are just other ships that I like, that don't really have their own place.

-OTPs

13 x River Song (Doctor Who) REEEEEE-

Prinxiety (Virgil x Roman from Sanders Sides)

Logicality (Patton x Logn also from Sanders Sides)

Cronan x Rosalyn (from LEGO Elves)

Azari x Farren (from LEGO Elves)

Broppy (Branch x Poppy from Trolls)

Mosh (Maddie x Josh from Liv and Maddie) I dislike Diggie

Red Crackle (Carmen Sandiego x Gray on Netflix) OMG I REALLY HOPE THEY BECOME CANON

Brenden x Aisling (from the Secret of Kells) this was honestly a strange movie, kinda dark. But I like the idea of the pairing

Mio x Ritsu (from K-on) ik everyone ships Mio and Yui, but Mitsu is just too cute

Mal x Molly (from Lumberjanes)

Darby x Hannah (from Just Add Magic)

Samantha x Wade (from Ready Player One)

Keira x Art3mis (from Ready Player One, the movie-verse)

Nali (Natsu x Lisanna from Fairy Tail) Suck it Lucy! No wait I'm just kidding pls don't hurt me Nalu lovers! *cowers in fear*

Ezra x Jellal (Fairy Tail again) they are so cute omg

Jack x Sally (from the Nightmare Before Christmas)

-BROTPs

Jo x April (again from Lumberjanes)

Nog x Jake (from Star Trek Deep Space 9)

Thorn x Fone Bone (from Bone, the graphic novel series) Now hear me out, I put them down platonically because, even though Fone Bones crush on her is cute, I can't see it being more than just one sided romantic feelings. Their friendship is much stronger.

IMPORTANT: Please don't hate me because of a weird ship I might have that disagrees with yours, because even if your OTP falls under my NOTP, doesn't mean I don't respect your ship. All pairings have beautiful value, and honestly, if I went and looked at enough fanfiction/fanart I'd probably start shipping them. Cause what can I say, I love love!

Weird shit I found on other peoples profiles :P

The Ninja Pledge (copied off Kifo Entiegon's profile)

Whenever I feel the flakes on my nose, and winter comes around,

When I feel the chill of the weather, in my mind, Zane will be found.

Whenever I feel overly warm, or see the glowing flames,

When fire or tempers are around, i will speak Kai's name.

When the flash eminates through my room, or I hear the boom that's after,

When lightning is showing itself through the clouds, through my mind I hear Jay's laughter.

When look at the sand or trip in the dirt, and feel the messy ground,

When earth is around me, especially rocks, in my mind, Cole will be around.

Whenever I find a youthful girl, who is brave, strong, and kind,

Who is better than others think her to be, Nya will cross my mind.

When I find a man, old and wise, who lectures people on end,

Who tries to find the facts in life, Sensei Wu fills my head.

When a person is dark, and obsessed with power, who on the inside is kind,

Who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting, Lord Garmadon invades my mind.

When I find a child, who tries to grow up too fast, and swears to copy his father,

Who is actually strong at heart, my mind is what Lloyd will bother.

Upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing, or looking at them with fear,

I smile at the snakes, even if they hiss, and think of the serpentine leaders.

The Way I See It (From NinjagoGeek4EVER's profile)

The Way I See It...
You say forks, I say shurikens
You say Edward and Bella, I say Jay and Nya.
You say Volturi, I say Serpentine
You say "Go to hell" I say "Visit the Dark Island"
You say rock, paper, scissors, I say rock, paper, clamp.
You say childhood, I say Legos.
You say Hitler, I say the Evil Overlord.
You say school, I say training.
You say, "We're so dead!" I say, "We're so hooped!"
You say home, I say the Bounty.
You say life, I say Ninjago.

Normal Peeps vs. Ninjago Peeps (Copied off MasterOfMusic139's profile)

Normal People: go to Six Flags or Disneyland

Ninjago Fans: beg their parents to take them to "Mega-Monster Amusement Park" (or do the opposite, that place seems to have a pretty bad attack problem)

Normal People: say, "Ew, snakes are gross!"

Ninjago Fans: stomp on snakes just in case they're spawn of the Great Devourer

Normal People: want to fly or have lazer eyes like Superman

Ninjago Fans: want Elemental powers and will do anything to prove they have 'em

Normal People: shriek, "We're doomed!"

Ninjago Fans: shriek, "We're so hooped!"

Normal People: say “That’s awesome!”

Ninjago Fans: say, “So ninja!”

Normal People: scream, “AHH SAVE ME EDWARD!!!”

Ninjago Fans: whoop, “Screw the sparkly vampire - LET’S CHOP-SOCKY THIS POPSICLE STAND!”

Normal People: moan, “I give up.”

Ninjago Fans: yell, “NINJA NEVER QUIT!”

Normal People: shrug and say, “Eh, I’ll do it tomorrow.”

Ninjago Fans: slap those normal people in the face and say, “Never put off til tomorrow what can be done today!”

Normal People: order their Asian food from anywhere - just about anything floats their boat

Ninjago Fans: double-check to make sure they’re not ordering from “Master Chen’s Noodle House” - we don’t want to support that creep. Unless Skylor’s in charge - then go for it!

Normal People: wish they had a wish-granting genie

Ninjago Fans: warn those normal people, "Be careful what you wish for."

Normal People: take ballet because they have a weird desire to

Ninjago Fans: only bother to learn a proper pirouette because they think if they do it fast enough, they'll master Spinjitzu

Normal People: want to sail on a cruise ship

Ninjago Fans: want fly on 'Destiny's Bounty'

Normal People: play "rock paper scissors"

Ninjago Fans: play "rock paper clamp"

Normal People: say "Oh my god"

Ninjago Fans: say "Oh my First Spinjitzu Master"

Normal People: call Zane an "android"

Ninjago Fans: scream, "HOW DARE YOU HE IS THE WORLD'S COOLEST NINDROID!"

Normal People: listen to regular music

Ninjago Fans: know the Weekend Whip by heart and will listen to the Fold all the time

Normal People: think time travel is the coolest thing since Twilight

Ninjago Fans: think time travel is the worst thing since Twilight

Normal People: think Ninjago fans are dumb and childish

Ninjago Fans: point out that normal people like weirder things than Ninjago

Normal People: ignore this

Ninjago Fans: copy and paste this to their profile with pride!

You know what I hate? People who think we are immature and too old for Ninjago, you know what I say? I say we stay who we are and love what we love! Copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you agree with me: NinjagoZanelover, Special Agent Alanshee, Lucy Brick 152, NinjagoMasterOfTheForce, AwesomeDisneyWolfChild, Ponygirl009, ebony umbreon, LegoTerraWarrior, CrystalliaWriting, Zena 1421, boomletstudios, Steampunk Wilson, A Huge Fangirl, CaptainSteve1

(From A Huge Fangirl's profile)

Ninjago isn't just a show.

No, its much more than that.

Ninjago is an art.

Its a song.

Its a life.

Its a story wrapped up in an even greater story.

Its a handful of characters that, no matter how fictional they may be, feel real to you. You can feel their pain, experience their joy, and carry their burdens.

When Jay cracks a joke, you just can't stop yourself to laugh at it, no matter how bad it is.

Everytime Cole dances, you always find yourself dancing along, mentally or not.

Any given time that Kai's ego shows, you still give a smirk, because he's Kai. That's who he is. And you wouldn't want it any other way.

When Nya has her boy problems, you always give an understanding nod, and maybe even a grunt. We've all been there, Nya.

When Lloyd gives his smile, who could ever keep a straight face? He's much too innocent and pure, admit it.

And no matter how many times you rewatch Zane's death, its just more and more upsetting EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Even when Wu comes into play, he always lights up the room one way or another. And yes, his 3D mouth still has us scratching our heads.

For in the end, Ninjago truly is so much more than a show, or a franchise.

Its a story.

Its home.

If you're a Ninjago fan, and hold this to be true, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Copied off Fxreflies profile)

"Fanfiction is for people who have a pen and know how to use it.
Fanfiction is for people who want to be in that fandom themselves.
Fanfiction is for people who have no other way to express the ideas in your head.
Fanfiction is for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.
Fanfiction is for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.
Fanfiction is for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.
Fanfiction is for people who make the impossible reality.
Fanfiction is for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Geek, Shy, Silent, Crazy, Insane, Odd, or Different.
Fanfiction is for girls that fall in love with a non existent guys. (Because they're the best kind...)
Fanfiction is for girls who don't need guys to complete them.
Fanfiction is for people who talk to themselves... a lot.
Fanfiction is for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.
Fanfiction is for people who get funny looks for reading in class.
Fanfiction is for people who always get asked to read out their stories in Creative Writing.
Fanfiction is for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.
Fanfiction is for people who aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.
Fanfiction is for superheroes, bionics, wizards and talking dogs trapped in human bodies.
Fanfiction is for people whose favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction is for people who ditched reality and went for something different.
Fanfiction is for people who hang onto dreams.
Fanfiction is for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.
Fanfiction is for people who want to share their gift of writing with the world."

Girls

are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don’t want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren’t as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they’re amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who’s

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

All girls copy and

paste this to your page

Copied off Verbum artis's profile

Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

Spell check is your best friend.

You smile really big when you are going to finally write a character love scene.

Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

You talk to yourself... constantly.

When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

You are in love with the Thesaurus.

You dream about your stories.

You dream of new stories.

You often revisit some of your old stories.

You would rather write than go out.

Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit.

You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down.

A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right

Proof That FanFiction Authors Are Human (from LeCinnamonTsundere's profile)

Writer's Depression: A condition where an author feels sad when they see the last time they updated a story, but are unable to get a move on and finish a chapter because creative blocks or real life likes to get in the way.

Causes: Overdue updates, little motivation, obligations to continue writing even though you are not in the mood, having ideas you want to write out but can't...basically can't write in general no matter how hard you try.

Treatment options: Talk to someone about your block and let them give you ideas. Open up the document and try to write your idea out, even if you write one word every hour. Stare at what you have written so far and plod through it, even if you feel uninspired. If you are focusing on one story, try writing something else to use the creative power on, and the block may disappear. Write something for someone else--it makes you feel good and the person you are gifting the story to. And last: hire someone to write it for you (though where's the fun in that?)

Copy paste this in your profile if you suffer from Writer's Depression, and help another author out by leaving a nice comment to let them know their work is appreciated. :)

Dear millionaires and billionaires, If you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Two men walk into a bar, the third ducks

Duct tape is like the "Force" It has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course it's usually just an oncoming express train.

Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity.

I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm better than youuuuuu!

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says, "So far, so good!"

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

If life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I battle sarcasm with logic. I call it logicasm.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

Did you know "gullible" isn't a real word?

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work hard for it. Now quiet, they're announcing the lottery numbers.

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to the distraction of the "Watch your step" sign.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

I don't know what my problem is. But I do know it's really hard to pronounce.

If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every last minute of it!

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Drive it like you stole it!

Sanity? I've never heard of such a useless thing to begin with!

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on eBay.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

We have enough gun control, what we need is idiot control.

Just remember... If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

I didn't say it was your fault. I was just blaming it on you.

A computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

Don't follow in my footsteps—I walk into walls.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

There are three sides of an argument. Your side, my side, and the right side.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' is congress the opposite of progress?

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: fear of long words.

Always remember that you're unique... Just like everyone else.

How to get kicked out of a store (copied off A Huge Fangirl's profile)

How to get kicked out of a store...

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"code 3' in housewares.

5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible" theme.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say ''PICK ME!'' ''PICK ME!''

13. When an announcement comes over the speaker, assume the fetel position and scream... ''NO! NO! It's those voices again!''

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu I choose you!"

IF YOU LAUGHED AT THIS REPOST ON YOUR PROFILE. YOU KNOW YOU DID

(copied of Verbum artis's profile)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

From A Huge Fangirl's page

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Stereotypes (copied from ProfessorYeti's profile, filled out by me)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat a cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL/BOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST be a female
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree-hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cybersex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play bagpipes and eat haggis.
I have a LONG PROFILE, so I MUST be crazy

(copied of AnimeLover1321's profile)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheer leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 8 1/2

(copied off different people's profile)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you love to write, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long bio (like me) copy and paste this into your profile. It's okay, I won't judge ;P

Questions about your OTP (credit to the internet)

Questions about your OTP (feel free to copy and paste, and fill this out for YOUR OTP)

Jaya

-Who takes longer showers? Jay

-Who worries about what they will look like when they're older? Nya

-Who hogs the blanket? Probably Jay

-Who cuts the others hair? Nya will cut Jay's hair. She doesn't trust him with scissors

-Who picks up the pizza? Jay

-Who is more likely to cry over a sad book/movie? Nya, but she'll never admit it

-Who talks smack while playing video games? Jay, but then he usually gets his butt kicked

-Who sings along to the radio? Jay will sing it out loud if it's just the two of them, and Nya will shyly mouth the words while Jay tries to get her to actually sing

-Who sings in the shower? Both. Nya takes early showers so that no one will hear her, but Jay is always sure to wake up early too so he can listen to her from his room. Jay sings along to his shower playlist, and everyone claims he sounds like a dying cow

-Who is ticklish? Both. Kai will tell Jay where all Nya's best tickle spots are, and in turn Cole tells Nya where Jay's are at. Then they'll have tickle fights on the couch.

-Who is more likely to carry the other bridal style? Nya will carry Jay

-Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking? Kai

-Who would throw the other into a pond? Nya would throw Jay

-Who kills the spiders? Neither. They both panic around spiders after the Tiger Widow incident, and they have to get someone else to kill the spiders

-Who puts their cold hands/feet on the other? Jay will totally put his cold hands on Nya

-Who gets jealous? Both

-Who stays up later? Jay

-Who is the optimist and who is the pessimist? Jay is probably the optimist, and Nya is the pessimist. Unless the situation is life threatening and then Jay will freak out

-Who is more likely to apologize after a fight? Jay

-Who would beat the other in an arm wrestle? Nya

-Who prefers rain and who prefers sun? Jay likes the rain because it reminds him of Nya

-Who is more likely to start geeking out over something? Jay. He gets overly excited in comic book stores or when a new movie has been announced. Nya just plays on her phone until he calms down

-Who is the dominate one in the relationship? They are equal (unless it's in the bedroom. Nya is definitely the dominate one in there ;P)

-Who usually says 'I love you' first? Jay

-Who would copy and paste this into their profile? Maybe you will! :D

-WHO PROPOSES??? JAY

Story information

Dialogues by the Ninja: Frequent, no set schedule

Return of the Djinn: Updates incredibly infrequent, no schedule, chapter 2 underway

Winter's Plot: Hiatus

Lloyd's Date: Chapter 3 not confirmed, but it's a possibility

Ninja Sing Disney: Updates indefinite

Jay's Questions: Updates when I feel like it, possibly finished for now

Congratulations! You've reached the end. If you have reached the bottom then you are either really bored, or a very determined stalker (or you took my advice from the top to scroll all the way down). If you've somehow managed to retain the attention span to read the whole thing, I applaud you, give you permission to call me weird, and present you with a cookie (:)

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