This account is on Hiatus but may be re-started soon!

Personal Statistics:

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Location: United States of America

Favorite Song Currently: "Delilah" by Tom Jones

FAVORITE...

Fictional Character: William "Bill" Overbeck [L4D]

Food: Chicken

Video Game: Dark Souls

Anime: Naruto

Prefered pairings:

Naruto:

Shikamaru X Temari

Naruto X Hinata

Lee X Tenten

Kakashi X Anko

Kiba X Hanabi [AFTER she's 18.]

Shikamaru X Tayuya [I have no idea with this one. I just find the couple interesting when done well.]

Harry Potter

Fred X Luna [I read a drabble thing and it just stuck with me.]

Snape X Lily [In time travel fics yes I like it a lot. Just... something about them makes me a whole bunch of happy.]

Ron X Hermione [I'm so original. I've liked this pairing since the first book... So... yeah.]

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Sokka X Toph

Left 4 dead/ Left 4 Dead 2

Nick x Ellis [This couple is interesting to me.]

Batman

Harley Quinn X Poison Ivy

Teen Titans

Raven X Beast Boy [I love this paring.]

Pairings I don't mind: Doesn't influence me one way or the other towards your story, as long as it's not the focus.

Naruto

Lee X Sakura

Neji X Tenten

One Piece

Luffy X Nami

Detested pairings: It's possible I'll stop reading the instant we hit this little snag.

Naruto

Shikamaru X Ino

Hinata X Anyone but Naruto

Harry Potter

Luna X George

Hermione X ANYBODY but Ron

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Zuko X Katara

Sokka X Suki

One Piece

Zoro X Nami

Reccomended Reading: These are stories that I think are so FRIEKEN amazing that you should read them. Right now. Seriously, stop reading my profile and read these stories right now!

Beautiful Mind: The infected have always been viewed as mindless, emotionless creatures that will do anything to feed in order to survive. However, when one witch proves against the stereotype, tension begins to rise between two groups of survivors. WitchxZoey [Left 4 Dead] [10/10 stars!!!]

Preferences:

Outside of pairing these are things that I really prefer to be included in a story if the subject matter is even touched at all.

Hanabi is not a miniature version of Hinata.

No Konohamaru. Don't like him too terribly much. Don't know why.

Hiashi is a caring father but puts the well-being of the clan first.

Haku is a girl. Because she is in my own personal head-canon.

Zabuza loves Haku like a daughter.

Orochimaru isn't a pushover but isn't god-like either.

Naruto actually has to work towards power.

Lack of bad sex jokes.

If there is a harem for it to focus on the relationships and characters as opposed to sex all the time.

So uh... yeah. I will take requests for writing fan fictions if you pitch me some ideas

Story Status:

Daddy!: On a short mission a small girl appears before Team 7 and demands that Naruto be her Daddy. [HinataxNaruto]. Most likely dead. May be re-written some day.

Shinsei Kuchiyose Seshuu: True Summoning Heritage: My entry into Brown Phantom's Hidden Bloodline contest. See his profile for details. Naruto finds that he has a bloodline passed down from one of his parents. Later his house is burned to the ground. Hinata decides to help her crush. Focuses on the changes that would occur if these events played out.[NarutoxHinata] On Hiatus. I've been wanting to continue it for a while.

My Devotion: Hinata reflects on her love of Naruto and where it started. [NarutoxHinata] Complete!

Something He Never Understood:A story that follows Shikamaru's journey to understand why his father loves his mother. Along the way he comes to understand why with the help of a kunoichi from Suna. [ShikamaruxTemari] Complete!

Never Before:Kakashi ponders his feelings for a certain kunoichi.[KakashixAnko] Complete!

Seeing is Believing: Toph's Struggle = Toph regains her sight through mystical means. How will she handle this? [SokkaxToph] Rewrite of SiB moved to a different story entirely due to huge difference in tone. [SokkaxToph] Dead...

Shadow of the Wind's Yearning: Shikamaru pushes Temari past the breaking point during a trip to the market.[ShikamaruxTemari] Complete!

A Shadow of Her Former Sound: After sensing Orochimaru's death, Tayuya decides she has no reason left to with-hold information or rot in prison. She exchanges her information for freedom. There is one catch however, she must be escorted by a Leaf Shinobi at all times. Who better than Shikamaru. Romance/Hurt/[ShikamaruxTayuya] Dead... May be rewritten someday.

Kagegakaru's Deception: Naruto and Hinata are assigned a mission where they must pretend to be married in order to infiltrate a village. [NarutoxHinata] Dead...

My True Beloved: Ino thinks about her friendship with Sakura and how she wishes it could be more. [InoxSakura] Complete!

To Do List! These are ideas or partly written stories that will be released eventually.

GaixShizune: I noticed that no one has a GaixShizune story up that is longer than 1,000 words other than 2 people. So I decided to add to this unconventional couple. Just a thought...

Last Man on Earth: One day Kiba wakes up to find that there is no one else on the planet! Based on the song "Last Man on Earth" by Alice Cooper. Will probably be rated M.

Deleted fictions: I have deleted several fics off the site and have put this here as a sort of graveyard. Also to apologize to any who liked these fictions.

Seeing is Believing: I was unhappy with it and honestly did not plan on revising it seeing as how the revision became a new fiction entirely. Sorry but it's gone now.

Okama Crewmate: While I will miss my first serious story being on this site it just wasn't up to standards I have now. I also did not feel like going through and fixing it. I doubt it'll be missed by many others but I just wanted to put this here just in case.

I have a few favorite quotes so I'm going to write them down in bold.

"Men don't faint! They pass out!" -The Soldier [TF2] [Paternal]

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times" Bruce Lee

"I'm not gonna fight you. I'm gonna kick your ass!" Duke Nukem [I like Duke Nukem... No idea why.]

Tips for the Fanfiction community: Note: These are just my oppinions.

1: Avoid naming your fic something ridiculous. If it pertains to the story, at least try to make it sound somewhat interesting. I've found that a bad title will often have people ignoring your story. Example: Naruto the Dude, now, I have no idea if it is a good story or not, I've never been able to get past the title. It might be the greatest story ever, but Naruto the Dude is just such a weak title I instantly put the idea of reading it out of mind If you tried though, and it's OBVIOUS you tried then that's fine. I'm guilty of this myself.

Things I don't like in Fanfictions: Just a list of things that make me a bit hesitant about fanfictions. Plus a brief summary as to why. I'll try to keep the summaries shorter than two sentences.

Overpowered Characters: I find that it robs scenes of a lot of tension when there is no chance of my favorite characters getting killed.

Modern equipment in shinobi's world A.K.A. Guns: I feel that it doesn't fit the feeling of it. Granted it COULD be done but I haven't seen one.

God Character: Very similar to Overpowered Characters. If you're going to have a god character I'd prefer one who was more Raiden-esque from the first Mortal Kombat movie. More of an observer than a contender.

Character Bashing: It doesn't get things across very well. I don't mind when it's an honest analysis of a character though. Those I enjoy.

Drugs: I am extremely anti-drug. Let's just leave it at that.

Relationships taking off too quickly: It's a personal preference but I prefer when the relationship requires time and work. It certainly makes the pay-off better since there is build up too it.

MIATO GAI: I'm knit-picking here but I prefer when his name is spelled Miato Gai as opposed to Might Guy.

Furry Naruto:I prefer Naruto as a human. If he has a tail in a fiction I generally just forget about it and move on.

Changing Naruto's outfit: I usually just skip over these segments. The only reason I have this little thing here is so that I can apologize to people who put a lot of effort into making him look like a bad-ass.

Cross overs: Generally I don't like this sort of thing. The proper shows could be good but for the most part I steer clear.

Male Pregnancy: Guys can't do this. Sorry but I can only suspend my disbelief so far.

American named OC's in a Japanese show: OC's are already not something I really enjoy BUT if you have to have one don't just make it a name drop. If everyone else has a Japanese name than make your OC have a Japanese name. This grates on my nerves really quick.

Main Antagonist #1: Just because someone fails the main bad guy doesn't mean the main bad guy has to kill them. There are better ways to show that they're evil.

Main Antagonist #2: If the main problem is that the antagonist is going to attack the major city or something don't start off with that. Give us time to grow attached to the characters and THEN have the attack occur. It really increases the suspense in my opinion.

Uchiha Sasuke Coming back to the Konoha: At this point it's pretty much impossible. But he's a traitor. I'm pretty sure that would be a capitol offence.

Insulting someone's sexual preference or heritage: This is just plain stupid. Judge people on their personality. Don't judge people on their heritage or sexual preference. If you don't like that sort of stuff then just don't bring it up.

Saying Curse words too often in a story/rant: Curse words are like spices. If used sparingly they can be a lovely addition that really brings the point home. Use too much and it just starts to sound like a immature brat is ranting.