Carter's bubbly persistence is grating on Newkirk, and with good reason. He means well, but the questions Carter is asking are about to spell big trouble for Newkirk. Written for Valashu based on her concept. Not my usual take on Newkirk, though the stutter is still there. T rated for a little locker room talk.

There is a time to keep silent and a time to speak. For a key member of Hogan's team, knowing which is which requires discernment, support, and a degree of confidence that he doesn't always have.

Newkirk wasn't the first soldier to experience this embarrassing problem, and he probably wouldn't be the last. But every time it happened to him, he felt lonely, mortified, and hopelessly immature. With help from his friends, he started to look beyond a pile of soggy sheets and blankets to unravel the trauma that had dogged him for years.

What went wrong? That was the only thing he could think about. Sure, he knew that it could happen at any time. It had to happen at one time. More than on one occasion he was able to fool his destiny and return to base safely. But his luck had to run out. And today, it did. It all started like any other bombing raid he flew the last months…

A transporter malfunction turns Bones into a toddler. Can the crew keep him out of trouble, or will young Leonard McCoy be too much to handle? [Cross-posted from AO3]

Response to the Hogan's Heroes Big Bang Challenge Hogan has arrived and been put in charge as the ranking officer, but will be be able to win over the most suspicious of POWs? (Note: Carter has not arrived)

John's been away for some time and has just returned home from duty. How will Sherlock react when John comes to surprise him and the Yard? And what's this about a Victoria Cross! Johnlock, John/Sherlock. Enjoy!

When London gives the team some days off, Newkirk starts sleepwalking. Can they stop him and figure out why?

Just because you dress like a Nazi, speak like a Nazi, feel like a Nazi and hang out with Nazis, doesn't mean you must be one. You might just be a missing, amnesiac POW in disguise.

How did some of the first meetings between our favorite characters go? I hope this will end up being a few of those meetings, starting out with Schultz and Newkirk. Early pre-show time period.

While Hogan is away, an evil German Heer officer arrives to play his own personal games. Will Newkirk survive the games? Will the camp survive the experience? Warning for some mild violence and suggestions of abuse.

Summary: A death at a boys' school leads to conflict and revelations among Lestrade's team, Sherlock, and John. Set between "The Hounds of Baskerville" and "The Reichenbach Fall." No slash.

"If you were a man you'd be lying unconscious on this very ground with three broken ribs, sprained arm and a skull fracture that could lead to serious brain damage, in less than two seconds." Sequel to Study in Sherlock.

Another Prompt Meme Fill! Prompt: When Sherlock asks about Mycroft's diet he's not trying to snark or tease - he's genuinely worried. At one point in time Mycroft had an eating disorder which actually put him in the hospital - ever since Sherlock's been asking about his brother's diet and seeing if he's eating enough. Trigger Warnings: Anorexia. Angst. Eventual Mystrade.

Fill for Sherlock Prompt Meme. Prompt: Sherlock reverts to his childhood reaction to injury/illness/trauma of snuggling up to his big brother. Mycroft continues to make calm, polite conversation with their boggling audience, not giving any indication that anything's out of the ordinary. Fluffy!

Pre-Study in Pink AU. "In all his five years of knowing him, Greg had never seen Sherlock look so – broken." Not as angsty as it sounds. HEA. Sequel and Prequel posted!

When John had to leave that first plate of pasta half-eaten at Angelo's he understood. Extenuating circumstances; trying to catch a killer. But it just kept happening. (Written for the July Watson's Woes Prompt challenge on Livejournal)

It is a widely-acknowledged fact that John Watson – doctor, army captain, flatmate/bodyguard/buffer for the world's only consulting detective – is loyal to a fault.

CCOAC Halloween Challenge - Alpha Werewolf Aaron Hotchner is far from pleased when Spencer Reid joins the team... The presence of the young werewolf is not welcome... but when Hotch learns that Spencer Reid was raised by a human mother after being abandoned by his werewolf father, he takes him under his wing. And perhaps he has found more than a friend in the younger wolf...

John receives a letter calling him back to active duty. Rated T for now, may go up depending on later chapters.

What if John and Sherlock already were friends before a Study in Pink and what will the yard think of Sherlock having a friend?

Mycroft is visiting home when he finds Sherlock has runaway after taking money from Mycroft's wallet. Their mother is worried, and Mycroft finds himself in a dangerous situation when he goes to find Sherlock in a notorious drug den. Warning: Mentions of drug use.

It was obvious. Sherlock Holmes was in love. And not just with anyone, with his best friend, John Watson. He needed to let it out, or the weight of his own secret would surely crush him. And then, Sherlock came up with the perfect solution, one which meant getting it off his chest, whilst never having to voice anything out loud.

Three months after John and Sherlock move in together, there is a break in cases and without the work to keep him busy, Sherlock begins to pay more attention to his roommate. (Please read and review! Thanks!)

Sherlock becomes agitated by Anthea incessantly texting him because she is worried about Mycroft not getting any rest. Will Sherlock go and help Mycroft just as his brother has helped him so many times before?

A tense situation on the QE2 bridge forces Sherlock to realise how important John is to him.

This is a Sherlock fanfiction, a Oneshot, containing Johnlock and a little Johniarty (in this case Richard Brook is real, so it's not really Johniarty, but I couldn't think of a different name). I came up with it thinking "What if John Watson actually is James Moriarty"? Sorry if there are any mistakes in it, I am german and I don't have a proofreader, enjoy it anyway ;D

Mycroft loves his little brother, even when he's ill. It's his job to take care of Sherlock, after all. Five times Mycroft took care of Sherlock, then one incident where Sherlock was forced to do the same to Mycroft. Rated T for mature themes (ie: drugs, alcohol, ect).

McCoy has a record of borderline insubordination. But what if someone called him on it? McCoy has to go by-the-book for everything, now. How does the crew feel about this new McCoy? Starfleet, this is one time where enforcing protocol can be detrimental. The crew must stop this behavior and get Bones back. Protocol!McCoy

Sherlock pushes back his emotions to deal with a case.When someone remarks on this and calls him heartless, John is not amused. Warning - this is dark, mentions of war and the death/murder of children. Bamf John.

It is the day of Loki's trial but all is not as it appears, and by the end of it Thor's world lays shattered . Thor will need all the help he can get, and who better to aid him than Earths mightiest heroes as he begins a desperate search for someone he thought he had lost. BADASS LOKI and GUILTY THOR AND COMPANY. REVIEWS ARE LUV AND ONLY CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM PLEASE!

au where John and Sherlock met before John went to the war

When you are forced to listen in silence, you might just learn to listen well. And sometimes you find out things you never knew. Takes place after the events of S6E6 "The Gestapo Takeover". Rating changed to T for graphic imagery.

A look at the events that might have inspired Col Hogan to stay in Stalag 13 and set up operations rather than escape and return to flying.

Sherlock sighed and pushed his phone back into his pocket. He'd only agreed to come here because John promised to be with him. But now he was alone stuck at a table with people who had made his university life hell. - Basically a story about Sherlock's Alumni reunion. Seb is a dick. John is a BAMF! There is some serious swearing and abusive language in this one.

What are dependents left to do when betrayed by those they trusted most, but to find a way to become masters in their own right. AU, OOC, set after DoM fiasco in OotP, slash: HP/SS, het: DM/GW, TN/HG, NL/LL, some bashing.

Avengers AU where Loki escapes from the Chitauri and ends up on earth. Injured and exhausted, he disguises himself as a cat. And Steve has a thing for saving abandoned kittens. Then when The Other is sent to retrieve a couple stolen relics, Thanos has an army and a plan, and everyone thinks Thor is insane... (Protective!Thor, Protective!Avengers, BAMF!Loki, no pairings)

At the end of a day, when Anderson's been a prat and John's snapped in front of the whole NSY, John just really wants a cup of tea. But no, Sherlock just has to steal his tea. For Christ's sake.

When Anderson calls Sherlock names, the outcome is not what anyone expected. JOHNLOCK. Established relationship. Rated T for Men smooching and scattered swear words.

Sherlock likes to pretend to be adverse to garlic, mirrors, crosses etc. All in an effort to freak Anderson out. John catches on, and aids Sherlock. They make a bet on when Anderson will finally break and bring a wooden cross and mallet to work. Please don't sue me, I don't own Sherlock.

Lestrade decides to do a drug's bust at 221B after Sherlock has been caught smiling for days straight for no apparent reason. But he never expected to find this…..

This is a Wert so if you don't like it don't read it. Kurt may start out falling for Blaine Anderson but soon realizes his heart belong to someone else. Someone who is linked to McKinley and Dalton and when Kurt finds out just how that is he gets quite the shock. I dedicate this story to my grandma (älskar dig alltid)

...And the punch line is for their ears only. / When Greg started yet another drugs bust, he expected the decomposing ears and infuriating detective, but not the war hero husband leaning against the kitchen counter. Johnlock AU.

For John, trouble starts when a fake engagement is needed for a case. Keeping things secret turns out to be rather difficult when your brother in law actually is the Britsh Government. Soon enough whole London celebrates the happy event. To make things worse, Sherlock turns out to be a master of seduction and being 'involved' with Sherlock doesn't feel as bad as it should be...

Sequel of sorts to My Captain; namely the corresponding McCoy-and-Spock-centric version of that story. Five reasons why there's only one person aboard ship who's willing to get in-between Commander Spock and CMO Leonard McCoy, and one reason why even that person will duck and run for cover sometimes instead.

SLASH Hotch/Morgan/Reid - a gift for a friend. A short turned into more lol not sure what it'll end up being!

Sequel to Surprising Allies, Surprising Love. Severus and Harry are now together, but how are everyone else handling the information that Severus is now the Consort of their new Lord? And how is Harry handling them? Meanwhile Harry and Severus are still trying to figure out their new relationship.

Donovan and Anderson put in extra effort to dig at Sherlock; John knows just how to put them in their place.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

After a mission, Newkirk brings at Stalag 13 an English captain he seems to know very well. As a new mission order is send by London, the history and tension between the two men could lead to dramatic consequences.

Severus is left in the bedroom of the Dark Lord's newest ally, what does he want with him? And could this be Severus's chance at happiness. A Darker Harry fic, bottom!Severus, top!Harry.

TITLE: I used to be a god, but then I took an arrow to the eye. PAIRINGS: None. SUMMARY: Clint wants to shoot Loki in the eye socket as payment for everything he put him through. Loki agrees it's a fair price. NOTE: Technically a sequel to my fic "Better teamwork Through Dragon Hunting" but this is written like a standalone fic so it doesn't matter if you haven't read that one.

Anderson doses Sherlock with a truth serum. What kind of secrets is the brilliant consulting detective hiding? Johnlock One shot

and one time the world saw John Watson, The Soldier. COMPLETE

He's known the man since he was eighteen.He's watched him go to war and back. From a prompt that said 'Sherlock knew John before he went to war. Now he finds out that he's been shot infront of the team from the yard'.

Despite all appearances, Loki was quite good with children. Mostly his own, but other children too. Even if their parents disapproved. Crack one-shot, Avenger!Loki/Norse!Loki, no pairings. Complete.

Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.

"A man strides purposefully out of the smoke and gloom that have filled the London night, an umbrella swinging from his hand like an odd walking stick." He's the most dangerous man you'll ever meet, and now Moriarty has just tried to kill his little brother.

Spencer Reid has a terrible nightmare while on the plane ride home. He needs help from the person who "revealed the light" to him nearly a year ago. Fluff. One-shot. Takes place before the epilogue in "The Journey Home" fan story.

Mycroft Holmes tries to kill himself with an overdose of cocaine, leaving everybody in his life to question why. But only one person gets the answer. See warnings inside. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Kink Meme prompt fill: "Sherlock hates Anderson because he can't stand adulterers. After all, Sherlock's own husband goes away on tour of duty for years at a time, and neither of them would think of straying."

What happens when Kurt attempts to throw a secret girls' night at Dalton? Blaine and the Warblers realize just how much they had underestimated Kurt Hummel. R&R!

Newkirk and LeBeau are sent out on a routine mission that goes awry with dire consequences for the operation. Rated T for some violence and minor swearing. COMPLETE.

Loki, Tony Stark, Thor, Avengers H/C fic. Written for this prompt: "Loki is badly injured maybe saving Tony? and he & Tony are trapped together. Would prefer if Loki was on a temporary truce with the Avengers against whatever they're fighting."

My version of how things would happen when Sherlock returns. Post-Reichenbach falls. It has a bit of Sherlock/John fluff. CHAPTER 2 IS UP! Sherlock and John pull a prank on Scotland Yard! Lots of laughs and silliness ensue!

Shape-Shifters; the idolised, the envied, the loved and the hated. John has rejected who he is since he was a child but when he meets an eccentric detective just like him; will the man convince him to see the truth behind his form. Sequel 'Snake in the Grass' now started

Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.

Mycroft Holmes has never had an easy relationship with his brother, they fight and insult each other, causing damage anyway they can. But they're brothers. God forbid anyone else try the same. Minor edits made. Part of the 'Mycroft Cares' universe.

Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?

Tag to 404. The knights played a joke on Merlin and we see him not eating for two nights, but what if it's been longer than that? Will Arthur and the knights realize something abut Merlin that they never knew before? Bromance, no slash, overworked Merlin.

Anderson and Sherlock didn't like each other-that much was clear. But it wasn't until Anderson went so far as to insult John that Sherlock finally snapped. One-shot. K for very minor swearing.

They all thought Lily was Light. She wasn't. She was in love with the Dark Lord, and gave birth to his son. Now Erus Riddle is growing up, showing just how evil the son of Lord Voldemort can be. Of course, the Light doesn't know that fact. Slash later.

John becomes jealous and angry at Sherlock. Is it justified? Co-authored with ScopesMonkey and cross-posted at her site.

As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!

John/Mycroft PWP

A series of drabbles involving Kurt and the surprised realizations of those around him as he adjusts to a new, non-bullying, environment.

Claude is new in Camelot and he doesn't understand that Merlin and Arthur's banter is normal. He wishes to teach Merlin a lesson. Will the other guards stop him in time? Will they have their own story of foolishness to tell? Whump, bromance, no slash.

The glee girls want to find out more about Blaine Anderson. Kurt won't tell them anything; so they steal his phone. They expected Blaine's number to be his most called contact but it's not, that honour goes to 'Don't Be Stupid'. Suicidal!Kurt.

Anderson would have rather do hand-to-hand combat against Morgan than hear Seaver gloat about her time with the elite BAU team. Seaver learns a lesson about fidelity, bravery, integrity, and respect. Entry to CCOAC The Times Are Changing Mini-Challenge

A friendship can begin around the smallest of things. Pre-series. *Papa Bear Awards 2012 Silver Winner Best Short Drama*

For a lot of them, loving Kurt Hummel was the most selfless thing they had ever done. - GleeGirls&Kurt fic, Q: How do you resist the perfect guy? A: You don't.

Who knew that the student with the highest GPA and a shoe in for valediction and Ice Prince of Dalton Boys' Academy would have such a bad ass boyfriend? Maybe, they didn't really know Kurt Hummel as well as they thought? Puck/Kurt

People watching glee films on YouTube. Starts with just Blaine, Wes and David but later more people join. Each chapter is a different point of view.

Five different Warblers, five different scenarios, five different reasons why the Warblers love Kurt Hummel. K plus for some strong language.

The BAU is an elite team. Sometimes that leads to different expectations.

Mycroft is suspected of trying to kill himself by drug overdose. Sherlock refuses to believe this - Mycroft just isn't the type. …Is he?

Cont. from Batman. There is a very good reason why hit-men stay the hell away from Baker Street. The number one reason is not due to Sherlock Holmes, but the Battle Butler behind him. EPIC! and MINORCRACK! induced.

Set near the end of "Sticky Wicket,Newkirk", Newkirk finds himself in serious trouble when he is unable to return to camp which in turn could put the entire operation in jeopardy.

It's time for the Enterprise's performance evaluation. Too bad that on this ship, 'normal' gets a whole new meaning. Slash.

Newkirk's injured hands are causing him to spiral down into self pity and insecurity. Can tough love help him pull out of it?

Sometimes the worst enemy is the one you live with.

Kirk makes a decision when he learns that Dr. McCoy isn't taking care of himself. Five times Kirk and Spock were called to watch over McCoy and one time they were already there. K/S/M friendship and McCoy working as a physician.

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

FOR THE CHALLENGE OF WRITING A STORY BASED ON THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE. With Newkirk seriously wounded and a prisoner in custody, Carter's first mission in command seems doomed from the start. Will he have what it takes to ride the savage land.

One of the Heroes suffers a medical emergency...but sometimes, a bad thing can happen for a good reason...

A hero's daily grind, a simple routine mission rattles Newkirk's peace of mind. Just another Newkirk story because we the Newkirkphiles can't have enough of our British Hero :

Reid gets into a fight with a fellow agent; Morgan is proud, Garcia is angry, and Hotch is attempting to make sense of it all. Two-shot.

My version of how the operation at Stalag 13 got started, and how Newkirk might have entered the picture. Cross-posted on LJ under the same title, in response to a challenge to show aspects of Newkirk's "self" - self-doubt, self-belief,etc.

Atlantis and her inhabitants deal with the fall out from Arcturus.

An older story that plays in the fantastic realm

Snippets of mostly-angsty incidents involving our beloved POWs. Newkirk-centered.

Humans fear what they do not understand. A member of Team Gibbs faces that fear when he discovers the truth about himself. Angst and humor in equal parts in this study of what it means to be human, and what it means when others question your humanity.

A simple mission goes bad when Newkirk is captured by German civilians...one of which holds a serious grudge against the British...

Despite all that anger McKay doesn't have a dark side.....until someone put it there. His mind was meant to absorb science and creation, not death and destruction.

A mission gets twisted when unexpected things happen, leaving the Heroes separated and in bad condition. COMPLETE!

Sequel to, "Only in My Nightmares". Newkirk is continuing to have trouble recovering from what happened to him at the hands of an SS Major, and it's manifesting itself in his dreams.

Continuation of the episode, 'Swing Shift'. A mission unexpectedly goes wrong, leaving Hogan and an injured Newkirk stranded in the cold, miles away from the stalag...

Newkirk gets picked up by an SS patrol, and spends three days in their custody. When he returns to camp; he can't cope with what happened, and his memory shuts it out. But memories don't stay buried for long.

HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.

Gibbs's fears about his secret complicated relationship with McGee come to the fore when Tim is shot protecting him. Light slash. Established relationship.Bit angsty, bitter sweet romance.

An unfortunate accident on the way back from a mission leads to trouble for Hogan and Newkirk.

Atlantis thinks about Rodney McKay and watches as the inhabitants of the city finally learn to stop taking everything he does for granted.

One of Newkirk's talents lands him in trouble.

When Rodney gets a message from home about a death that hits him harder than some might expect, his team rallies around him and helps him see that life goes on.

When Legolas and Aragorn are forced by Thranduil to teach Elven teenagers warfare,they both dread it with one accord. But the job is a more challenging and more fulfilling than either of them could ever dream. Gen.

Yes, it's that time of year again... a good deed leads to a Christmas whump for our favourite astrofizz... NOW COMPLETE.

When one of the Heroes is taken by the Gestapo, what will he endure and how can the others help? Warning, violence, cruelty

Harry finally sees through Dumbledore’s machinations and he begins some negotiations of his own. Joining forces with Voldemort, Harry becomes the Dark Prince he was born to be. Dark!Harry. HPSS. Ds. Pre HBP.

They may not have tried to hurt him intentionally, but their actions could not have cut deeper than by confirming his suspicions–he was tolerated because of the things he could do, but he had no real friends on Atlantis. Replacing him was enough of a hint

Exactly what the title says. They didn't belong there in the first place least they deserve in my opinion is a proper goodbye. Movieverse, set at the end of The Two Towers, though I did add in an extra day for the sake of this story.

Atlantis’s scientists teach the military personnel a special lesson…Geeks get laid more then soldiers. SLASH

An elf swore revenge on Thranduil for a deed that was not the King's fault. Millennia later, the elf gets his terrible revenge...on Legolas.

AU. Before FOTR. An orc attack leaves Legolas dying. Can Aragorn help him in time?

Life as a double agent begins to take its toll on Snape. Can Harry really trust his most hated professor?