Author has written 47 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Transformers, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Star Wars, Holes, Beyblade, Peter Pan, Chronicles of Narnia, Thief Lord, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Secret Saturdays, Twilight, Moonlight, Big Time Rush, Generator Rex, Maximum Ride, Lost Boys, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Transformers/Beast Wars, Mortal Instruments, Rise of the Guardians, Supernatural, Avengers, Ninja Turtles, Tomorrow People, 2013, Gargoyles, Hobbit, Power Rangers, Fast and the Furious, Vampire Knight, Teen Wolf, True Blood, Vampire Diaries, Sons of Anarchy, Musketeers, and Grimm. http:/// this is my Polyvore link most my outfit for the stories. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Then send us a message saying you did!) If you have ever considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile. If you believe in bigfoot/sasquatch/yeti, copy and paste this into your profile.If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that there is such a thing as the paranormal, copy this and paste it into your profile http:/// this my deviant art if anyone want to see MY Fav BOOKS All the PJTO Books,the twilight sries, the midnighters series,harry potter series Fav movies the Covenant,Hellboy movie 1 and 2, all the xmen movie, all the starwars movie, DareDevil, transformers, all of The Chronicles Of Narnia,The Outsides(hey the movie was good), The lost boys, King Arthur, All Harry Potter moives. If you love the band Paramore put this in your profile. If you love the band Simple Plan put this in your profile If you love the band Three Days Grace put this in your profile If you love the band H.I.M put this in your profile. If you love the band Disturbed put this in your profile. if you are sick and tired of the stupid war in iraq or where ever it may be by the time you read this, copy and paste this into your profile and please add your name too: yumiXjaganshi, airealge92 If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile! 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this in your profile. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this onto your profile If you have ever pulled an all-nighter because you were reading FF stories, copy this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, Dong-Chun-Mei, TwinkieTUTUS, Yellow Dino Ranger, airealge92. I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from ), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon,aireagle92 Girls God created boys before girls, because you make to rough draft before you create a masterpiece! NO ENTRY! Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. maybe animals do talk, we just never listen Boys always break girls hearts, Girls just break there faces. Hearts are easier to put back together. If the world ended tomorrow, no one would care because no one would be left. I wish wishes came true, but they don’t, so why wish? "REMEMBER WHEN REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Friend: Will help me learn to drive Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Friend: Will give me an umbrella in the rain. Friend: Will bail me out of jail Friend: Will go to a concert with me Friend: Asks me for my number Friend: Hides me from the cops Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Friends: Fade FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. I Love Horses! if you do too, paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. I Love the Lost Boys!!!!!!!!! if you do too, paste this into your profile. Im Sorry Girl says: I'm sorry if I'm not a whore I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs. I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry if I'm not tanned enough for you I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry if I'm weird at times I'm sorry that I write about you every day I'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if im not tall/short enough. I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date. I'm sorry if I'm annoying I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough. I'm sorry that im different from those other girls I'm sorry i won't hang all over you, and be a complete tramp to make you happy. I'm sorry that I actually care about you But most of all... If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry". Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. 95 of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in, if you're part of the 5 who aren't put this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, Miss Apple Pie, NarnianAslan, Crazy4Jensen, babygurl33, Dorkyduck,World-Class-Grease,Kaligirl05, Sodapoplover,ponyboyandsodapopluvr, outsider angel, NeverletrocknrollDie, southernvampirepirate, aireagle92 Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name: Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick321, Topaz Eyes Sing My Lullaby,cullendrive, MidnightEmberMisery, MidNightMare89, airegle92 You say Twilight I say Lost Boys You say werewolves I say Vampires You say Jasper and Emmett I say Marko and Dwayne You say Team Edward I say Team Paul You say Robert Pattison I'll say is a freak You say Renesmee I say Laddie You say Bella I say Star You say Jacob Black is hot I say I know but Paul is Hotter You say David sucks I say “Yeah…your blood.” You say Volvo I say Motorcycle You say Edward I'll say David, now go bite dat! I got from SouthervampirePirate. I agree with most it lol) If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. all the time. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. All the time! If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile. Here's how you play. 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits: Rock 'N Roll Train - AC/DC Waking Up: Cemetery Drive - My Chemical Romance First Day of School: In My Dreams - Des'ree Falling in Love: Hey L.A. - Smash Mouth Fight Song: Save Me from Myself - Vertical Horizon Breaking Up: The Game Of Love - Santana Feat. Michelle Branch Prom: Wildflower - Cee Lo Green Life is just…Ok: Break - Three Days Grace Mental Breakdown: California Gurls (Passion Pit Main Mix) - Katy Perry Feat. Snoop Dogg Driving: Who We Are - Hope Partlow Flashback: Holiday In My Head - Smash Mouth Getting Back Together: Orinoco Flow - Celtic Woman Birth of Child: Citizen/Soldier - 3 Doors Down Wedding: So Hard - Dixie Chicks Final Battle: Falling Down (feat. Chelsea from the Paradiso Girls) - Space Cowboy Death Scene: Guns For Hire - AC/DC Funeral Song: Don't Stop Me Now - Queen End Credits: I Need You - Saving Abel Thanks all for reading! Ok I need to point it out that my Mental Breakdown is California Gurls (Passion Pit Main Mix). That's funny now!!!!!!! If you think REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED, put this on your profile. http:/// this is my Polyvore link most my outfit for the stories. Avengers Earth’s Mightiest Heroes Alex's party outfit -http:///cgi/set?id=32113957 Alex's as Shadow outfit -http:///cgi/set?id=28702237 Alex's normal outfit http:///cgi/set?id=28326825 Alex's coronation outfithttp:///alexs_coronation_outfit/set?id=52392784 Alex Sinclair - http:///albums/tt167/MichelleTisHere/girl-3.jpg Charlotte Abrielle Walker-http:///charlotte_abrielle_walker/set?id=62251320 The Wedding of Alexandrina Sinclair-http:///wedding_alexandrina_sinclair/set?id=87504509 The Elementals Rose Grey - http:///stock-photo-13548032-playful-girl.php?st=742d7f6 Catherine Wilson -http:///stock-photo-8306000-beautiful-sexy-hispanic-fashion-model-in-boots-on-rooftop.php?st=1991d89 different outfit Liz Queen - http:///stock-photo-7917169-tough-looking-girl-sitting-in-industrial-setting.php?st=6c49437 Ash Sullivan - http:///albums/tt167/MichelleTisHere/girl-3.jpg Daughter of Hades Gabriel Sparrow- http:///media/rm1894160384/nm2215447 Alexis Black- http:///media/rm3469786624/nm1404825 she just has purple eyes Cassandra Taylor- http:///tumblr_lafp46jyYz1qcc32mo1_500.jpg Violet Desrosier- http:///uploads/0/323/414182-c83a8viiims1mi1v_super.jpg Cameron- http:///media/rm2167703040/tt1464540 Audrea Cunningham- http:///images/stories/tvshows/PrettyLittleLiars/Pretty-Little-Liars-Ashley-Benson-Hanna-Marin.jpg Lynx the mutant Matilda Hawley-http:///matilda_hawley/set?id=75079546 Amelia Hawley-http:///amelia_hawley/set?id=79451488 Aidan Hawk/ Annabelle Haward-http:///aidan_hawk_annabelle_haward/set?id=68648339 Miranda Greyson-http:///miranda_greyson/set?id=81856663 Abigail Henry-http:///abigail_henry/set?id=92762133 Paul Daly-http:///paul_daly/set?id=92101966 Grace Henry-http:///grace_henry/set?id=92767645 The Newbie Casey Kingston-http:///casey_kingston/set?id=62595746 Logan Kingsley-http:///logan_kingsley/set?id=81083517 The Warrior and the Werewolf Banner-http:///warrior_werewolf/set?id=88487416 Outfit 1- http:///warrior_werewolf_outfit/set?id=91628725 Outfit 2-http:///teen_wolf_outfit_chapter/set?id=95366232 Outfit 3 - http:///cgi/set?id=95415364 Seeing is believe Allison Hunter- http:///cgi/set?id=93081158 Peter Hunter-http:///peter_hunter/set?id=93345993 Tess Hutson- http:///tess_hutson/set?id=94119486 The Elemental Queen Raine-http:///raine/set?id=80974526 The Dreamer Rylan "Ryan" Hanley-http:///rylan_ryan_hanley/set?id=65817544 Marina Silverwood/Blackwell- http:///marina_silverwood_blackwell/set?id=102371581 Elizabeth Silverwood-http:///elizabeth_silverwood/set?id=102738840 The cat girl Ariella Owens the Cat girl -http:///ariella_owens_cat_girl/set?id=51025101 The Fire starter and the artist Cassie & Kayden-http:///cassie_kayden/set?id=42550360 The Writer and the Thief Riley-http:///riley/set?id=93192823 The lynx and the wolverine story Leonardo Belmonte- http:///leonardo_belmonte/set?id=95582161 Matilda outfit- http:///matilda_outift/set?id=95582600 The Daughter of Hebe Banner-http:///daughter_hebe/set?id=98625874 Sarafina Hertz-http:///sarafina_hertz/set?id=45877921&lid=1543497 The Demigod and The Vampire(The Son of Dionysus) Banner- http:///cgi/set?id=99215512 Tristan Matthews-http:///tristan_matthews/set?id=48674584&lid=1543497 Daughter Of Hermes Banner -http:///daughter_hermes/set?id=100064787 Tabitha Hayes- http:///tabitha_hayes/set?id=48676449&lid=1543497 Little Lost Girl Banner -http:///little_lost_girl/set?id=109180541#fans Little Girl Found Banner- http:///little_girl_found/set?id=122572306 Wisdom's daughter and the Gargoyle Banner- http:///wisdoms_daughter_gargoyle/set?id=123495817 Hannah Viola Van Buren- http:///cgi/set?id=127659318 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would tell the person, "Thanks for the compliment", copy this into your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. "They hurt her..." About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? I got this from adelphe24 I found this on someone's profile and i could actually read this. It is so cool. Here it is- If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! You say Gossip Girl, I say Supernatural You say Miley Cyrus, I say Misha Collins You say Demi and Joe, I say Dean and Lisa You say vampires and werewolves, I say angels and demons You say pink, I say black You say Mustang, I say Impala You say Team Edward, I say Team Free Will You say jerk, I say bitch You say Pattison, I say Winchester You know you're obessed with SUPERNATURAL when... You know the Winchester family history better than your own You refer to your little brother/sister as a bitch and expect them to say jerk back You dream of having your own 1967 Chevy Impala Your parents have to keep buying salt because it just "disappears" Your saving up to buy Dean You have a playlist on your iPod that is "Songs Played on Supernatural" You play on making a trip to Stull Cemetery and/or Lawrence, Kansas You are beginning to speak Latin You can't watch the following movies: My Bloody Valentine, Devour, Friday the 13th, New York Minute, Christmas Cottege, Ten Inch Hero, or House of Wax: without saying it's Sam and Dean When you hear the song "Angel's Amoung Us", you instantly look for Zack and Cas You get excited if you're going to stay in a motel You refuse to even stay in the same house of someone who owns a white night gown Your music consist of "mullet rock" When the lights flicker, you are instantly trying to salt the doors and windows You've practiced the angel banishing symbol You are going to school to be a teddy bear doctor You dream of traveling cross country with nothing but a duffel bag full of clothes and a shot gun You're torn between being a Sam girl or a Dean girl, so you became a Sam/Dean girl! I saw this on a other profile and wanted to copy it Something that touched my heart I copied and pasted this from CaMaRoFaN14's profile because I was touched by the story: I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (If you aren't touched by this, you are truly heartless) YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... A Profile Quiz: 1. FIRST NAME: Alexa 2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? A person I don't know 3. SIBLING NAMES: Alana, Chelsea, Julia 4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? two days ago 5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Yes 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham 7. KIDS? None I'm a kid still myself 8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yup 9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yes, with new ideas for stories, and Novels. 10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yeah! Duh! my grandmother hates it. 11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes 12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No way 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Lucky Charms 14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Yes and No 15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yes with mind 16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? Mint chocolate chip 17. SHOE SIZE? 11 for real 18. RED OR PINK? Red 19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I let my demons get the best of me. 20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My aunt Pam, My grandfather, my other grandfather, my uncle, and my dog.(I have too many to list) 21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? IF they want to 22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? dark purple Pj's pants and purple slippers. 23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Pork 24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Hall of Fame 25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Dark purple or light blue 26. FAVORITE SMELL? lavender 27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Alana 28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? My bright eyes 29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copied it from someone’s profile 30. FAVORITE DRINK? Red Mango smoothies 31. FAVORITE SPORT? Hockey 32. EYE COLOR? dark hazel 33. HAT SIZE? No idea 34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no 35. FAVORITE FOOD? Mexican, Sushi... (I have too many to list) 36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy ending 37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER? The mortal instruments City of Bones 38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? my knitted beanie 39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter I love the cold 40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs stop wars 41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Peanut butter cups 42. FAVORITE DESERT? heresy kisses 43. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (First name of favorite actor last word in favourite tv show) Hugh Hollow 44. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Eileen Gywnn 45. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Scumadlo 46. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (knock off of your favorite super hero): ShadowCat (or hawkeye or Wolverine I have too many favourite superheroes) 47. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Mascuescjasae 48. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name, fathers middle name): Marie Jason 49. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Angel 50. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet's name, favorite car) Angel Mustang 51. YOUR GANGSTER NAME (a shiny object and a movement you make) sword dance 52. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal) Purple wolf 53. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers) Gerald Daniel 54. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter) Murphy Miami 55. SPY NAME: (your favorite season, favorite flower) Winter Primrose 56. CARTOON NAME: (A generic name and an animal that starts with the same letter) Jane Jaguar 57. HIPPIE NAME: (An emotion and fourth favorite color) Peaceful blue 58. PORNSTAR NAME: (third favorite color, and a letter) Not going to do it 59. WRESTLING NAME: (favorite action word, favorite game character) Not going to do it 60. MURDER NAME: (a get away vehicle, and a defensive move) not going to do it 61. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I cut open my head on a cinder block 62. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? My artwork, photos. 63. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I talk in my sleep and stuff I say comes true. 64. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Everything 65. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 5:10 PM 66. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To have world peace. 67. WHAT DO YOU MISS? TMNT 2003 (best TMNT series ever!), The Fox Box 68. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My computer, my Ipod, my books, my camera, 69. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'7 70. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Yes 71. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Not any more (unless I see a scary movie then I am for a little bit) 72. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My mom 73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don’t care 74. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Black or dark brown hair and hazel eyes. 75. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? in a church 76. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Don’t drink either of them 77. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Olives (black) and chicken 78. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Peanut butter 79. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Love them 80. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? my great grandmother cross necklace. 81. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes! 82. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Totally!!! 83. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Any band tees 84. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes 85. WHAT KIND IS IT? A cat named angel, A cat named Moses, and a cat called bear 86. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? No! That would be stupid! 87. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Call them out!!! 88. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 13 89. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes 90. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My Mom 91. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Teachers who don't like kids disagree with them 92. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I go to Europe like every two years 93. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I don't show my emotions 94. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Not yet! 95. FIRST JOB? Pulling weeds 96. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yes so funny. 97. DO YOU SWEAR? All the time we have a jar just for me. 98. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading a TMNT fanfic 99. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? I was born does that count?? 100. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? writing 101. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes 102. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A new bed, and more books. 103. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? As many as God wants to give me! 104. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes 105. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Head and shoulders. 106. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I can read it 107. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAT? Turkey 108. ANY BAD HABITS? I bit my nails 109. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Pokémon 110. DO LOOKS MATTER? Each to there own 111. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Yelling, writing, punch a bag. 112. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My grandparent house I guess 113. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My stuffed animal lion 114. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? A lot 115. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Kinda (I think he always annoyed me a little bit even when I was little I was more of a blues clues and sesame street kinda gal. I did like baby bop tho) 116. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? definitely both 117. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? He has to be funny, , he cant be a vegetarian, he must be nice, handsome, good at chess, good with kids, a marvel comix fan, he need to be smart and have a dream, a TMNT fan, a star wars fan, not a murderer, totally in love with me...the list goes on and on... 118. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Miso 119. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Linkin Park, The Who, Green Day, and the list goes on and on... 120. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003 and 2012, Sleepy Hollow, VD, Once upon a time, Transformers prime...and the list goes on and on 121. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I don't remember 122. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes 123. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? 4 months? 124. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO 64 ???? 125. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 120 126. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? That would be cool 127. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Hall of fame, Keep holding on 128. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Idiots, people who think they know everything 129. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? October (Halloween) 130. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? aquarius 131. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dark Brown/ Black 132. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Taco Bell 133. YOU LIKE SUSHI? So good 134. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? TMNT 2003 on youtube 135. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Either Halloween, Christmas or my birthday 136. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? The Sax 137. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Liberal 138. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships (duh!) 139. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Flower making cookies. 140. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? A Mustang 141. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The Burning Sky 142. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I was in a relationship the guy got to handy 143. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? I can look down from a tall building like the empire state building have a panic attack 144. DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS? Heights and needles 145. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING? strawberry 146. IF Y0U WERE A MUTANT, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR POWER? An xmen mutant or a mutated mutant? xmen Mutant: Healing powers/ shadow powers mutated mutant: heighted senses like daredevil 147. DID YOU STEAL ANSWERS FROM OTHERS PROFILE? I tried not 148. DID YOU FIND SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS ODD? A lot of them were really weird yes 149. DO YOU FOR-SEE YOURSELF GOING BACK AND CHANGING THESE ANSWERS AFTER TIME? yes I did go back and change them) 150. DO YOU THINK MORE QUESTIONS SHOULD BE ADDED TO THIS? Yeah! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't... when you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile. The one's in bold are the one's that apply to you. Or if you don't agree with all these stereotypes. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer. I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick some one's ass I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm a girl who actually EATS, so I MUST be fat I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm in MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a dork I say what I WANT, so I MUST be a jerk I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life I have GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all I wear what I WANT, so I MUST be a poser I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore I'm a JEW, so I MUST greedy I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I don't like pink, hearts and stuff like that so I MUST be a tomboy I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I'm FEMALE, so I MUST be sexy I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST wear a cork hat and say “G’day Mate” This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive .He chanted "Toma Sota Balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant , you will meet this little girl . In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling .She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.If you post this on your profile , she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. List your twelve favourite characters in no particular order. 1 - Loki(Thor/Avengers) 2 - Eowyn (LotR) 3 - Fili (The Hobbit) 4 - Kili (The Hobbit) 5 - Bumblebee (Transformers) 6 - Raphael(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) 7 - Catbug (Bravest Warrior) 8 - Wolverine/Logan (X-Men) 9 - Legolas (LotR) 10 - Sam(Supernatural) 11 - Hawkeye(Avengers) 12 - Nico Diangelo(Percy Jackson) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Nope. Do you think four is hot? How hot? Very it's Aidan Turner What would happen if three got four pregnant? Is that Possible ?(If it did happen Thorin Oakenshield would kill them) Do you recall any fics about nine? Yes Would two and eleven make a good couple? I think they would. Five/eight or five/ten? Bumblebee and Sam. What would happen if one walked in on five and six kissing? No Idea Make up a summary of a three/ten fic. There both hunted and hunters, born to live the life of a warrior. Is there such thing as one/eight fluff? Maybe. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. The Son of Hades and the Martian cat If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be T( a lot of fighting and yelling) What would be a good pick-up line for one to use on two? I could use a warrior on my side. When was the last time you read a five fanfic? three weeks ago. One and seven are in a happy relationship until seven runs off with four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with eleven, and a brief, unhappy affair with twelve, then follows the wise advice of five and finds true love with three. (Loki and Catbug are in a happy relationship until Catbug runs off with Kili. Loki, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hawkeye, and a brief, unhappy affair with Nico Diangelo , then follows the wise advice of Bumblebee and finds true love with Fili.) So in the end Loki finds love with Kili older brother LOL!!!!!! How would you feel if seven/eight was canon? No god no, I think Logan would kill Catbug. You know you’re addicted to Transformers when: by hummergrey (cookies go to her/him) (Ones in Bold are ones that I actually have done/still do.) 1.) Someone says Transformers and you look up for a mech or femme and not a power pole attachment. 2.) You use terms like sparkling, youngling, mech, femme, aft or slag. 3.) Someone says “wrench” and you duck, looking for a yellow green mad medic. 4.) “Prime” is now the highest command position you can think of. 5.) You fleshlings wish you had an alt form. 6.) You wish you had cannons like Ironhide 7.) You wish your iPod / Zune / MP3 player had half the songs Bumblebee does. 8.) You get a glyph tattoo that a Transformer has. 9). Sunny & Sides doesn’t refer to a breakfast order but twin trouble. 10.) Your license plate frame reads ‘my other vehicle is an Autobot’ 11.) You know the name of at least 10 aliens and only 5 of your own relatives. 12). Someone says “Bumblebee” and you look around for a yellow Camaro. 13.) Your personal ad online starts with ‘looking for sparkmate w/ beautiful personality and protoform.’ 14.) You get out of bed and rise to your feet as though transforming, arms swinging in by hips, hands out, squaring your shoulders and lifting your head up, before dropping into a combat ready pose. 15.) Someone says “Here comes the twins” and you drop to the ground, looking for cover. 16.) You attend car shows and space out wondering what each transformer would probably look like 17.) Your favorite weapon is now tied between a sabot shell launcher and an energon sword and you would take both home if you could. 18.) You own a shirt, jacket or baseball cap with an Autobot logo. 19. Every person you date has to have bright blue eyes, not hazel, brown or green but bright blue. 20. You attend a costume party looking exactly like your favorite Autobot but claim the costume is an original creation to avoid violating the Autobot / Earth treaty and NEST confidentiality agreement. 21 You feel guilty when you have not washed your car, accidentally hit a pothole or slam the trunk too hard. 22. You mark time as 7 years ago was Mission City, 5 years ago was the sun reaper in Egypt and 2 years ago was the Allspark rebuild. 23. Someone says, “He’s big and tall” causing you to snort, “Arcee is taller than that and Mudflap’s chest plate puts his to shame.” 24. You are completing your annual psychological evaluation and for the word association you answer the following: Leader - Scum - Distant - Fuel - Mother - Pain - 25. You see a car accident in front of you and stop to help. You ask the car first if it is functional before checking on the driver and passenger inside. You say things like, ‘do not move, your leg strut is cracked at that odd angle,’ and ‘you will be fine once you reach med bay’ instead of the hospital. Disclaimer - State the driver or passenger were in shock and misunderstood what you said. 26. You buy dinosaur toys for your kids or grandkids and paint them to look metal instead of scaled. 27. You are watching a movie with friends and the bad guy throws a hammer or knife and you snort, “Please! Wrenches are so much better for throwing. Where do the Hollywood types get these ideas?” Then smile when everyone turns to stare at you. 28. You have ever gone into a bar and asked what their best high grade is. 29. Overhear a conversation about vacationing and touring Hoover Dam and you think of hidden rooms, a giant cube and Megatron on ice. 30. Using the expressions, “I’ll drive” or “let me drive” when demonstrating or assisting a fellow coworker instead of “I’ll help” or “let me try.” 31. You visit the dentist and he is wearing a scrub top with vehicles on it. You automatically begin matching names to alt modes. Car carrier is Ultra Magnus, Semi with different paint job is Optimus Prime, Ambulance is Ratchet, and cop car with black and white paint is Prowl. (Or Barricade) 32. Someone asks what the best part of your job is and your first thoughts are: exotic travel locations, the amount of stuff I blow up, working with mondo size aliens and never needing a babysitter for my kids again. 33. Use the term “bot” instead of “person” as in ‘what do I look like, an information bot, messenger bot or medical bot?’ 34. Every car or truck toy you buy ends up with an Autobot symbol and every model airplane gets a Decepticon symbol while every fighter jet is repainted to look like an Aerialbot. 35. Every time you type energy it becomes energon, feminine becomes femme and optimal becomes Optimus. Worse, your spell checker accepts it and does not flag it for correction on official reports. 36. You feel a mild flash of panic whenever your instant messenger pops up with insert friend's name is now ‘offline.’ 37. At the drive-up burger restaurant, your kids tell you to order Dinobot nuggets and Autobot energon french-fries with chocolate-chip energon cookies for dessert! 38. You are looking at that baby toy with the cars, trains, and hot air balloons, and when you move the cars along on the wire, the first thing you think is, "Autobots roll out." 39. You name paper airplanes after Seekers, Decepticon or Aerialbots, while stuck in a boring conference call or budget meeting. Truly addicted has you searching through all the office supplies to find the right colored markers for their wing colors afterwards. 40. A car flashes its lights and you think its saying hello instead of the automated non-sentient car alarm warning. 41. You wish your dentist could give you a battle mask. 42. You wish your diet were as easy as choosing between energon and high grade. 43. The mud flap behind your pickup or truck tire has the outline of Elita or Arcee instead of a human shape Never let femmes or Prime discover that! 44. You want to stay in med bay and not a hospital, clinic, or doctor’s office. 45. The bobble head on your car dash is a Transformer, not a hula girl. Bought on e-bay and repainted by you. Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Thank you Do the Questionnaire, please don't look ahead! (This thing really works!) 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul-mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid-back person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. ZEUS You like being in charge. 1/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 2/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. 6/10 DEMETER You own a garden. 3/10 ARES You often start fights. 4/10 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. 5/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 4/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. 5/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 4/10 APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. 0/10 HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. (Umm...Warning?) 4/10
You’re the life of the party. 1/10 HECATE Being called 'crazy' is a compliment 7/10 And the verdict is... Hecate |