You can call me Pix

I'm a born and raised Coastal Southern girl. I've been around the world but I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. We breathe water and dodge hurricanes and damn it's fun.

I like travel, books, documentaries, podcasts, gardening, guns, reptiles, and cooking. I HATE heights, sports, politics, politically correct idiocy, arachnids, and bugs. All bugs, even those pretty little butterfly’s and ladybugs creep me the hell out. I will pick up a wild snake but piss myself if a roach craws across my foot, go figure.

I am a bit of a loner, call a spade and spade, dream in vivid color, and think I could very well survive a zombie apocalypse. I however would die writhing without the internet.

Fav quote “This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank.”
― Christopher Moore, Fool

In time of war, send me all the Alabamians you can get, but in
time of peace, for Lord’s sake, send them to somebody else!

WWII American General Edward H. Plummer (We like to cause trouble and raise hell, go figure)

It's just that in the Deep South, women learn at a young age that when the world is falling apart around you, it's time to take down the drapes and make a new dress."
— Karen Marie Moning

Oh, I would while away the hours,
Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song,
I'd be gliding all the lilies as I waved about my willie,
If I only had a schlong.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal note sing this to the tune of “If I only had a Brain” from Wizard of Oz, it will stick in your brain. I see this and end up humming it for days on end.