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![]() Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Boxcar Children, and South Park. MY FANFICTION EMAIL ACCOUNT IS-- fanfic13(at)gmx(dot)com Feel free to email me about fanfiction at any time. but no spam, please. Ask me if you're looking for a beta! I have a secondary account, which I will not tell you about, but it is quickly becoming my main one. A few people know me on here and in person, and because of my problems which I won't discuss, I can't deal with that. I write the stories that I actually want to write on that account. I'm not very proud of my stories on this account, but I am in the process of cleaning them up. So, I guess I will divulge some information about myself, which I don't usually do, but I love you guys since you give me such great reviews. Well, I have a lot of problems, three major disorders actually, but I am most definitely am NOT going to discuss them. Why is it, when girls act like guys they're just tomboy girls, and when guys act like girls they're gay? Notice: Me and my friend, Annie, XxrenxartxX, have created a shared account, BobandMoearebuddies (don't ask) and we are writing crossover stories. Yay! Hey. These are pics from my stories. Got em off Google. Kid Problems: (how i picture them. i don't know about you.)For some reason, I am on my 3rd pic of Jasper because every picture turns out broken. 7 year old Jasper: http:///comp/PHD/PHD634/little-blonde-boy_~RBKM_27.jpg Things I do not like in stories: WeLcOmE tO tHe No ElIzEbEtH wEiR/ jOhN sHePpArD pAiRiNg ZoNe! things i hate about elizabeth weir: shes ugly. i just have always hated her. she THINKS john likes her. her favorite line is "what are my options?" here is a little scene between john,mckay,and weir! "Elizabeth,the Wraith are 2 hours away from here, and they're coming for the earth gate address!!" cried Sheppard. "hmmmmm...What are my options?" questioned the creature with her hideous hairstyle. "ELIZABETH! there are NO options, except to put the shield up and im afraid we cant do that,because SOMEBODY used up all the ZPM's power powering their stupid JACUZZI!!" shouted Rodney. "geez...you dont have to go so emotional on me..." (alternate ending: "no need to be hurtful..) that was stupid!! YAY FOR STUPIDNESS! "I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not." ~Bella "And I should feel sorry that you're not sorry, but I don't." ~Edward (I laugh when people repeat the same word more than twice in any sentence) "I don't have any leeches on speed dial." ~Jacob (this just seemed so diss-ish) "Just remember. It's your face." ~Edward (true... true...) "Penguins, lovely." ~Edward "...because you are bizarrely moral for a vampire." -Bella Swan AND MY FAVORITE QUOTE: OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. That and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If people ever mistake you for a vampire (-cough- or you are one -cough cough-) copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile [So many..Edward Cullen(I think we all know where he's from), Stan Marsh (South Park), Hikaru,Kaoru,Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club) So many I just can't remember! If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (OH YEAH!! ALL THE TIME!!) Roses are red, Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is if you've falen while going UP stairs and brought some down with you and the started laughing at THEM...and then yourself later. Crazy is when you go up to your friends, shout BANG and pretend to shoot them with invisible guns. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead... I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration! What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown 98% of teenagers do drugs,drink alcohol,etc...put this in your profile if you like toasted bagels. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler. If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!! "It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone." This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. Release the object you are currently holding translation for those who are not scientifically inclined Music is like candy, you throw away the rappers. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead? I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. MUSIC MOVIE: Opening Credits: Birth: First Day at School: Falling in Love: Fight Song: Breaking Up: Prom: Life: Mental Breakdown: Driving: Flashback: Wedding: Birth Of Child: Final Battle: Death Scene: Funeral: End Credits: My Rules: I will add more when I organize the jumble of thoughts in my head: 1: Don't ever think that people that aren't adults are stupid, naive, and only care about how many minutes they have left on their cell phones (Although about three-fourths of kids these days are). In fact, I don't even HAVE a cell phone. I enjoy politics VERY much and I have my own views about things. You don't want to get into political arguments with me; I will crush you with my thoughts. Yep. That's my psychological rule. Emmett's the strongest. But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous. XD | |||||||
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