Name: Mikey

Location: In your pants~

Age: Your Mom

Main Fandom(s): Kingdom Hearts, D. Gray-Man, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Hobbies: Eating, writing, sleeping

Pet-peeves: L337, Chat-speak, when people pop their gum, obvious hypocrites

Total lack of creativity ... How is it that I'm a pretty good fanfiction writer, but when it comes to writing about myself, I have no flipping idea what to say?! Well, I guess I can start with favorites?

Movies: The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland, Matrix, Matrix Reloaded, Pirates of the Carribean 3, Dogma, Singin' in the Rain, Atlantis, Mulan, Mulan 2, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Final Fantasy Advent Children, Seven Pounds, Hancock, iRobot, Independence Day, I Am Legend, Rocky Horror Picture Show

Books: Twilight Series, Tithe, Wicked, Milkweed, The House of the Scorpion, A Separate Peace, Romeo and Juliet, Great Expectations, THe Mortal Instruments, Interview With a Vampire, Pandora

Manga/Anime: Air Gear, Godchild, Wolf's Rain, Vampire Knight, Deathnote, Bleach, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Tsubasa Chronicles, Hellsing, Fruit's Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, D. Gray-Man, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Video Games: Kingdom Hearts, KH II, KH Chain of Memories, KH Re:Chain of Memories, Final Fantasy Advent Children, Final Fantasy: Dirge of Cerberus, Final Fantasy: Crisis Core, Okami, Trauma Center New Blood, Monster Jam, Cooking Mama

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile

If you ever heard distant voices in your head C+P this in you Bio

If you ever talk to yourself or talk to someone who says "Are you talking to me?" or "Who are you talking to?" in any language C+P this in your Bio

If you ever feel weird and alone in the world C+P this in your Bio

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes CRAPPY. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wondered who the HELL came up with the idea of bending in front of a cow and squeezing the flappy pink things under it to see if something comes out and DRINKING whatever crap comes out, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO

If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If nobody knows the real you, copy & paste this on your profile

Pessimism is good. If you are always pessimistic, you will never be dissapointed, due to the fact you are always be thinking of worst case scenario. If you agree, copy & paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders