ATTENTION ANYONE WHO CARES!

I have a second account, shared with Wingedbullets. It has our FMA roleplays as Jean and Eny (me) and Kain and Ed (Kuwakaskei) If you like my other FMA fanfics check this one out! http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2252687/ChibiKain_JeansEnvy. It's pure insanity!!

Attention all Hetalia fans:. As I stated in my story "The Hetalia cast goes to Washington D.C", the story is based on my trip to Washington D.C. One of my fans (I have a fan? WOW! I feel special teary eyes of joy) Emololipop suggested that I write about the Hetalia cast taking trips to other countries. Since the only country I’ve ever visited is Canada (I’ve never been outside North America), I’d like to hear your suggestions: What country should they go to? If you’ve ever visited another country tell me what country and your experience. Did anything crazy/funny/weird/fun happen on your trip? I’ll turn your trip into a story! Why? I have no life! =P

ATTENTION:

A scene from "Fields of Gold" is now illustrated!!

http:///art/Hetalia-Field-of-Gold-129315361

I did NOT draw this. All credit goes to StafanieAtasuki (HoshitoAtasuki on deviantART) Great job!!

Profile

Name-LongliveA.Monk: Long live Adrian Monk; the greatest detective in the world. Long may he live!! I don't care that the series is over now; he will always be the greatest!

Age-Well, I act a little older than my age sometimes, sometimes I act like a kid, and I look like a junior high school student; soooo...200009? 0.o

Gender-Female, but I'm pretty sure I was a gay male in another life...and a shark...maybe I was a gay shark...which, according to Brittany on Glee, is a dolphin. So I was a dolphin...wait what?

Height-5'2''. My brother is 6' and he's 3 years younger than me. I feel like Edward Elric...not that that's a bad thing. =)

Weight-Not skinny, not fat, that's all you need to know.

Occupation-Day Camp Counselor/ Junior in college

Future occupation-Elementary School Teacher

Interests (In alphabetical order 'cuz I'm slightly OCD)

Anime/Manga

A Little Snow Fairy Sugar

Azumanga Daioh

Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan

Bottle Fairy

Chobits

Digi Charat

Fruits Basket

Fullmetal Alchemist

He is my master

Hetalia: Axis Powers

Ichigo Mashimaro

Karin

Ouran High School Host Club

Tokyo Mew Mew

Books

Artemis Fowl

Harry Potter

Howl's Moving Castle

Inkheart

The Scarlet Letter

Spiderwick

To Kill a Mockingbird

Twilight (Though I'm an antifan: I read it, I like it, but I absolutely CANNOT take it seriously.)

TV Shows

30 Rock

Ace of Cakes

America's Funniest Home Videos

Better Off Ted

The Colbert Report

Get Smart

Gilligan's Island

Glee

I survived a Japanese game show

Merlin

Monk

Monty Python's Flying Circus

Mythbusters

Night Court

Parks and Recreation

Psych

The Office

Scrubs

The Soup

Ugly Betty

Warehouse 13

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Will and Grace

Wings

Movies

A Day at the Races

A Night at the Opera

Animal Crackers

Another Gay Movie

Blades of Glory

Duck Soup

Elf

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Finding Nemo

Ghost

Gone with the Wind

Horse Feathers

The Lion King

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The Nightmare Before Christmas

October Sky

Piglets's BIG Movie

Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Wonderful Ice Cream Suit

Young Frankenstein (it's pronounced Fronk-en-schtien)

Music

A Cursive Memory

Push Play

Honor Society

..and various Japanese artists who performed anime openings and endings (I'm such an otaku)

Plays/Musicals/Operas

Bombay Dreams

Chicago

H.M.S. Pinafore

Hairspray

The Lion King

Mama Mia!

The Mikado

The Pirates of Penzance

Shear Madness

Spamalot

Wicked

Couples I support (I'm too lazy to write the full names of the series so I'll just put the initials. And I am a fan of yaoi, just for the record.)

Anime

ALSFS: GingerXTumeric, SugarXCinnamon (they're cinnamon sugar LOL!), SagaXPhil

AD: SakakiXKaorin

BTDC: DokuroXSakura

DC: Rabi~en~Rose/ HikaruXTakuro Minagawa, PyokoXKuu, KaiXRik

FB: TohruXKyo, KisaXHiro, YukiXMachi, HaruXRin

FMA: HavocXFuery, RoyXRiza, EdXEnvy (SPOLIER FOR THOSE WHO DID NOT WATCH THE ENTIRE ANIME SERIES: I do not consider this incest. This comic explains my reasoning: http:///art/Brotherly-Love-39558758. It's the sperm that makes the baby not the soul!) ScarXLust, AlXWinry, Parental RoyXEd, Brotherly love EdXAl (I HATE Elrincest!!). Just for the record I don't hate EdXWinry (I have a feeling that they will inevitably end up together) but I like EdXEnvy more. ArcherXKimblee (Kuwakaskei made me love it! XP) AlXGreed (Kuwakaskei again!!)

HIMM: IzumiXAnna, MitsukiXYoshitaka

H:AP: I support EVERY pairing!! I'm not kidding!

K: KarinXKenta

OHHC: HaruhiXTamaki, HikaruXKaoru (WAIT!! I CAN EXPLIAN!! Ok, so I am not a supporter of incest; I HATE Elrincest, BUT here's how I see it: Hikaru and Kaoru are not biological brothers. One of them was adopted, they just so happen to look incredibly alike. So there's my reason for justifying this pairing. My insane, confusing, and highly illogical reason.)

TMM: RetasuXPai, MintoXKeiichiro, RyouXZakuro, PurinXTaruto, KishXMe (lol I'm such a fangirl)

Books

HP-HarryXGinny, RonXHermione

I: MaggieXFarid, DustfingerXMo (I know, I know; I am a messed up person for even considering this pairing, but there's something about those two..) Parental DustfingerXFarid

T: BellaXEdward, EmmetXRosalie, EsmeXCarlise, JasperXMike (Forgive me...I DO NOT hate Alice; she rocks! She and jasper make a good couple but...Jasper and Mike are hot together. FORGIVE ME!!)

TV

BOT: PhilXVeronica.

GS: Agent 99XMax

GI: Mary AnneXGilligan, GingerXThe Professor, ThurstonXLovey. Sorry Skipper =(

M: ArthurXMerlin (of course).

MPFC: TerryJ.XMichael (WTF?! XD I don't even understand me sometimes)

NC: DanXChristine

P: ShawnXJuliet (Even though Juliet has REEEEEEEAALYYY bad timing)

PR: TomXRon (Somebody please kill me...I find yaoi parings in EVERY form of media!!) I DO NOT support LesileXMarK. MarK is a jerk; Leslie deserves better.

TO: PamXJim, DwightXAngela (I still support them, and I hope they get back together again)

S: JDXElliot, Parental JDXDr.Cox (Though I like JDXDr.Cox too...)

UB: BettyXHenry (I REEEEEEAAAALLLLY want Henry to come back), AmandaXDaniel, Sibling love BettyXDaniel

W13-PeteXCookies. =D LOL!

WLIIA: RyanXColin (Yes, I know they are married but seriously, they have such chemisty!)

WG: JackXWill ( I support WillXVince too but I was hoping Will and Jack would get together in the series finale. D=)

W: JoeXHelen, CassieXBrian

My favorite quotes

I reject your reality and substitute my own-Adam Savage, Mythbusters (This is my senior quote!)

You go to India!-Knocked Up

Here's the thing...-Adrian Monk, Monk

It's a gift and a curse.-Adrian Monk, Monk

Lowell-Joe, I have good news and bad news. The good news is I fixed the plane.

Joe-What's the bad news?

Lowell-I think I'm possessed by Satan...either that or hay fever season has come early. Sneezes

Joe-My money's on Satan.

-Wings

Christine, Dan and Harry are talking about how Mac is going to be in an underwear commercial:

Christine-Well I think the whole thing is degrading. I for one have NO interest in seeing a man in his underwear.

Harry-...Is that so?

Christine-Yes. I'm much more interested with what's inside.

Harry-...Is that SO? grins

Christine-What i'm mean is...what I mean is I'm much more interested with what's in here. Points to her chest

Dan-Me too, let's have a look.

-Night Court

Every line from The Lion King

That's a weird plave to put a piano.-Bolt (I've used this line on people and they actually looked!)

The greates poem ever written:

Roses are blue

Violets are red

I have to go to the bathroom.

-Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you.-Dug, Up

I hid under your porch because I love you-Dug, Up

Stop laughing, it makes you look like a whore!! -JD, Scrubs

Randy-Mumbling It wasn't my case.
Captin Stottlemeyer-Meanacing glare Did you just say it wasn't your case?
Randy-No! I said...your cousin...has a face.
Captin Stottlemeyer-...Just get it done. Walks away, shaking his head and mumbling My cousin has a face.
-Monk

And now for something completely different

In Soviet Russia...U GON' GET RAEPED!

Ivan-Evil grin Kolkolkolkolkol )

China and Canada make CHANADA! =D

Arthur-Wow you're smart. -.-;;

I've had "Uso" from FMA: Brotherhood stuck in my head for about a week now. I don't want it to leave! XP

If I were a Mew Mew I'd be Mew Coconut, a ghost bat.

Kish-Mmmm; Coconut cake..._ P=

I'll fight anyone who says that Yoshitaka and Izumi belong together. THEY DO NOT!!

Yaoi is my anti-drug, as well as the game Sequence.

I believe in faries.

I make an Osaka face quite a bit: =D I'm not a space cadet, I have ADOS. That stands for Attention Deficit...OOOH SHINY! points to random shiny object

Inside joke-"I gieve yuu dis mohnkey, and you ahbuse hiem!"

My personal quote-"I'm Monk like that."

Joel McHale named his first born son Edarwd Roy McHale. This must mean that Joel is an FMA fan!!

I love characters with glasses. I wear glasses myself. Long live the megane (Glasses)!

My perfect guy (for both looks and personality) is a combination of Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Alphonse Elric, Envy, Kain Fuery, Artemis Fowl, Kyouya Ootori, Kaoru Hitachiin, Ky Schweitzer, Yuki Sohma, Hatori Sohma, Kureno Sohma, Ren Maaka, Kisshu, Adrian Monk, Kenneth Parcell, Henry Grubstick, Shaun Profeta, Matthew Williams, Roderich Edelstein, Raivis Galante, Toris Lorinaitis, Eduard Von Bock, Tino Väinämöinen, and Thailand. No wonder I'm single.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

Ed is a shrimp. Al is a tin can. Envy is a palm tree in a miniskirt. Greed is a pimp. Kimbley is a sexy pyromaniac. Hughes is obsessed with kodak. Mustang is just plain stupid. Yep, that's the cast of FullMetal Alchemist.
Tho I still love them