Name: Emily

Age: 20

I drink diet Mountain Dew Voltage because I know that sometimes adding 0.1 volts makes all the difference.

Let's see...what else is there? I'm a computer science major, I work part-time delivering pizzas as well. My spare time consists of playing with my computer. I'm a huge Avatar fan, in case you couldn't tell.

Psychology is even worse. Ask me about my bipolar disorder!

Oh, I'm a vegetarian, that's important to say, since it never comes up in conversation unless someone makes food...

That doesn't mean I like vegetables though. They taste funny.

Lifting weights and protein shakes work for me!

I enjoy rock music and some rap as well. Really into Avenged Sevenfold right now.

I have a serious Tyzula addiction. It's not a problem and I most certainly do not need help...

...and the Earth King has invited me to Lake Laogai. I am honored to accept his invitation.

Emily Presents...the theme songs of her life, starting from 14, ending at 20! The songs get rather emo during my psychotic breakdown (and aftermath) unfortunately. 'Cause y'know, I can't say I was psychotic for 3 years. But still.

14: Fake It, Seether

15: Becoming Insane, Infected Mushroom

16: Disturbia, Rihanna

17: The Diary, Hollywood Undead

18: Pyscho, Puddle of Mud

19: In For The Kill, La Roux

20: Stronger, Kanye West

...and that's all she wrote.

I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Edgar Allan Poe

Current pet peeves:

-improper fractions

- the letter "s"

-customers who pay in all coins

-cheap nail polish

-installers that ask if you want a toolbar as well

-misunderstanding sarcastic comments

-static electricity

-people who don't use their turn signal

-dust bunnies

93% of people will believe something if it's a statistic. If you are one of the 4% who don't, put this in your profile.

If you always make sure to use a control in your experiments, put this in your profile.

If you've ever won a contest of how many medications have I taken, put this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you talk to yourself when alone.

Put THIS in your profile if you talk to yourself in front of others.

If you put one of the above statements in your profile, put this in your profile.

Bellatrix and Barty were not the only Death Eaters to go to Azkaban for the Dark Lord. Two other men gave their lives and went willingly to Azkaban in his service. Unfortunately JK Rowling has neglected to tell us anything else about either of these men. Consequently, they are not given the attention or respect that they deserve.
You can change this.

Join the "Have you Hugged a Lestrange Today?" Campaign to give Rodolphus and Rabastan Lestrange the love and respect they have been denied by JK Rowling and thousands of fanfiction writers!

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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Too devoted to the Dark Lord to worry about the other two boxes

A section of quotations! (some of the interactions may be a bit paraphrased due to poor memory...)

Lashowe: Do you have any idea of how many Sith are on Korriban?

T3-M4: *beep beep beep* (calculates the exact answer)

Revan: I think that was a rhetorical question, T3.

Me: Tape tastes better than rope.

Chenylle: ...how do you know?

Me: It's only logical.

*trying to come up with an electricity pun that doesn't suck*

Me: I got a new power supply, that's WATTS up!

Mike: That one was semi-decent.

Me: I'm just trying to stay current.

*overkill*

Me: Now I'm going to go buy some fig newtons, while sipping on some mountain dew voltage. The potential for action will be huge!

Hannah: I am not related to you.

Me: and then I'll look at the electric bill, and the results will be shocking.

*delayed reaction*

Me:...why do you always have to shorten my circuits?!?

Bethany: And I was the coolest kid in the mental hospital.

*trying to create nerdy pick-up lines*

Me: You make all the noble gases look like peasants.

Hannah: Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element!

Me: Our love is neither a hypothesis nor a theory: it is a law.

Hannah: I want our love to be like pi; irrational and never-ending!

Me: Baby, we are like a diatomic element: without being paired together we wouldn't be stable enough to exist.

Hannah: Let ‘u’ and ‘i’ be irrational integers such that a real non-monotonic relationship exists for all T = {0 … infinity}

Me: STOP BEING SMART!

Me: I love oxygen.

Shay: Pfft. Oxygen? As if!

Me: What did oxygen ever do to deserve your scorn?

Shay: It oxidized my bicycle.

*looking at book in library*

Me: "Prozac speaks?"

Mother: If you think your Prozac is speaking to you then you need a much stronger drug than Prozac.

‎*news story comes on about bees*

Me: Will they bee okay? *hysterical laughter*

Family: *stares awkwardly*

Hannah: Your hips don't lie? You're right, those are some HONEST hips.

Bethany: When life's a bitch, tell it to shut up and make you a sandwich.

Azula: Yes! We defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!...Well, that was fun.

*watching Duke Nukem trailer*

Me: Oh no! They're killing our sluts! Who else will sleep with us?

Harry: Isn't it refreshing? I haven't seen this mainstream objectification of women since...the last Duke Nukem game.

*talking about a mod for the game "Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind"*

Me: So it makes it so that everyone has to pay taxes every week. Well, if you're a slave you don't. But you can't become a slave, though they do have slaves in the game.

Kelly: Aww, why not?

Me: Well that would suck. You'd have to waste your time going around doing slave things, and stuff.

Kelly: True, like eating rocks...

Me: Eating rocks, priceless! *laughter*

Kelly: *completely serious* Yeah I thought that's what they do.

Me: ...

Me: We need to play ice catch.

Shay:...ice catch?

Me: It's a game I made up. You get a bunch of ice and throw it at each other and try to catch it. It's super fun!

Shay: That sounds like it would hurt.

Me: NO IT DOESN'T!!!!!

Me:...so that means you won't play with me?

Shay: I'd prefer not to.

Me: I make up the awesomest games that nobody likes. Perhaps I should stick to building computers. I blame society.

Shay: Society sucks...

This is why I don't train things...

Me: ZOE, BE QUIET.

Zoe: Woof woof woof!

Me: Zoe, QUIET.

Zoe: Wrrrf.

Me: SHUT UP ZOE!

Zoe: Arooooh! Woof woof!

Me: ...please be quiet.

Zoe: Grrrr.

Me:...ugh.

Zoe: Woof! *is happy*

...later

Me: Tristan, sit.

Tristan: ...
Me: Tristan, SIT.

Tristan: *remains standing*
Me: *holds Tristan* Siiiiiiiit!

Tristan: *sits*

Me: YAY GOOD BOY TRISTAN!! *pats*

Time for Avatar Shipping Quiz-thingy Extraordinaire!

Three favorite ships of all time! Go!

Tyzula - In all honesty I think it is because that is the side of the river I play on...

Maiko- I find Mai to be an interesting character.

Urzai - I'm so Fire Nation!

Like yaoi and/or yuri? Why not list your favorite two of each?

Jetko, Zukaang - I just realized almost every story I read with a m/m pairing has Zuko in it...

Tyzula - that's the only one I like, really.

Let's keep things straight for a bit. Top 3, if you please.

Maiko, Urzai - See the above-ness.

Kataang - I know Aang is only 12, but...SO MUCH CUDDLE!!

So, cannons are nice. What's your top canon shipment?

Maiko - I love Zuko more than I fear you.

Crack is quite good. Now let's discuss our favorite type of crack.

Teoph! - Sooo cute *aww*

A ship you are slightly embarrassed about shipping.

Ozula - I like Ozula but don't like what happens...whatever I end up saying the explanation is always awkward!!

A ship you are curious about!

Sokkla -It would be cool to see how they balance out and such. There's some good ones out there that I have yet to finish.

Zutara is the most popular ship on Avatar. Are you on board this ship, and if so, would you ever ship Maiko or Kataang? If you've never boarded the Zutara boat, would you ever?

I find it hard to get into, but yeah, I can picture myself getting on the boat.

List two pet peeves on your favorite ship.

1) Ty Lee is taller and older than Azula. Age and height don't always match personality...

2) Zuko poorly treating Azula after Sozin's comet. I can't picture him chaining her up and forgetting about her...that's just not Zuko-ish. There's a reason he's Fire Lord and she's not.

I spelled "comet" incorrectly. Seems like I need a beta for when I decide to update my profile...and oh, it's spelled correctly now.

What are two ships you dislike, and why?

Taang - Don't see much chemistry between them.

Zucest - I don't see it working that well; they are too different.

Character you thinks works the best with an OC pairing, and one that doesn't work well at all.

Ozai works well, Zuko does not.

It's the gender benders! So what ship do you like if both characters were a different gender?

GENDERBENT ZUTARA FOR THE WIN! It is so epic. "I think that necklace would look better on me..." - girl!Zuko

There is no such thing as a bad ship, just a badly written ship. Stop fighting just because someone is into something different than you. It. Gets. Really. Old. And. Annoying.

So Zutara ship, do you see the Kataang ship aiming it's cannons at you? Do not fear, for there is plenty enough room in the ocean for all the ships. Wave a goodbye and set sail into the vast unknown, for who knows what you will discover?

In fact I'd make haste, the Ozula ship is headed this way and it drops explosive barrels in the water every 5 seconds.

Oh, and if you happen to be reading this and notice I de-favorited your story, it's because I'm putting them into bookmarks. Which are organized. In folders. It's so much prettier. Mostly one-shots and/or completed stuff will be moved there. I can't stand the clutter, and it will be easier to keep track of updated stories if I do such a thing.