Hey, Futakuchi Onna here. I felt like my page needed some sprucing up. So! ...um. Lets just jump right in, shall we?

Lessee, as far as interests go, I like... superheroes and martial arts. Other things in small quantities, but those are the main two.

Any story I start I will finish eventually. Eventually, though, is subjective. I'm a slow, lazy updater, and if I try to set deadlines for myself, I end up writing against a wall, and while it will get posted faster, it will be crap. So, expect slow updates.

Eh, I feel like putting up some quotes...

"There's a reason big brothers are born first. To protect the little brothers and sisters that come after them." ~Kurosaki Ichigo. I dunno, it sounds cool.

"I'll throw you down a bottomless pit with spikes at the bottom!" ~Me, unfortunately. I'm infamous in China for saying that. Trufax.

"I gave birth to a pterodactyl." "Oh my god, did it sing?!" ~Dawn Summers & Anya Jenkins. I lovelovelovelovelove BtVS, although I likely won't write much for it, because whatever I write won't measure up to the sheer genius that is Joss. But I grew up on Buffy comics, and I've gotten several other people addicted - like Alice Everafter.

"It's a giant mushroom! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!" ~Sokka. Avatar is undisputedly the best Western animated kids show EVER. I love Sokka the most, but Toph holds a special place in my heart for being so supremmly badass. And tiny.

"With this ring, I thee biodamp." ~Tenth Doctor. I actually watched Torchwood before I watched Doctor Who, and I can't decide which I like more. I plan on getting cable just so I can watch Children Of Earth as soon as it comes out.

"Sonta-HA!" ~Luke Rattigan. Again, DW. That was a cool episode, no?

"There's nobody here but us dead men." ~Owen Harper. TORCHWOOD! Owen's not my favourite character - that's Ianto - but he's cool, especiually when he's being all Weevil King.

"I call shotgun." "I call nine millimeter." ~John Connor & Cameron. Alice Everafter loaned me the first season of TSCC, and I watched it all in two days. Tis wonderful, verily.

"I'm better than human! I'm French-Canadian!" ~Jean-Paul Beaubier. Oh, Northstar, your snarky superiority knows no bounds. But that's why we love you.

Ooh, and I'm exceedingly happy to say that I appear to have garnered a minute fanbase, which I count as people who review a ridiculous number of my crappy drabbles, and whose names I often see in my inbox for faving or reviewing. So thanks a ton, MatsuMama for leaving awesome, helpful reviews and to Uzura-chan for way more faves than I deserve. And, of course, the uber-fun Alice Everafter, both my and my real life buddy. -snuggles-