Um...hi?

A little about me:

I'm in my 20's, at least for a few more years. I'm a mom of two. I'm snarky, and I love it.

I no longer hate Jacob Black. Breaking Dawn pt. 1 actually made me see him in a new light and I kinda love him a little now. I know! I was shocked too. #TeamWhyChoose!

Edward Cullen, you say? I puffy heart Edward Cullen, so fucking much. Why? Because, even though his behavior in the books is borderline psychotic, he's still completely vulnerable and...well,..yummy fucking hotness that I would throw myself at and ride until I died. But that fact, is neither here, nor there.

Bella Swan. Bella fucking Swan. Bitch needs to grow up and stop whining, all woe is me, because she's got two fucktabulous men, clamoring for her heart, and she's all stuck in her "teen-age angst." Dude, here's a lemon-drop, drink up, shut up, and maybe go masturbate. You're going to be just fine.

Alice Cullen. I adore Alice, I do not adore people continually writing her as nothing more than a shopping addicted pixie, that has one solid brain cell, that is striving to not only keep her body in motion, but constantly matchmake/plot/scheme/makeover someone else. My definition of Alice? A young woman with an effervescent personality, who has style, grace and a sound mind to communicate what she wants and needs from and for other people.

Rosalie Hale. Why must everyone write her as such a bitch? Do I agree that she is one? Well, yes. But she has reasoning behind it. I sincerely doubt you would find another character that is as loyal as Rosalie. Her family is incredibly important to her, maybe not as important as herself, maybe a little more at times, but nonetheless, I do not think Rosalie is a bitch, simply to be a bitch.

Emmett Cullen. Is. Not. Stupid. 'Nuff fucking said.

Jasper Hale. Ah, blondie male Hale. He is yummy, dontcha think? All brooding and mysterious. The shit that went down in New Moon wasn't his fault. How would you feel if you were an empath, surrounded by six other vampires when a human cut herself? Um, bloodlust is still a form of lust and if Jasper can feel that, then I'm pretty sure he can feel other variations of the emotion. I do wish they would give Jackson a better wig in the movies, those things look like they're trying to eat his brain.

Carlisle and Esme, Charlie...they equal the awesome. Yep they do.

Renee, she irks me. Phil, is a person simply stuck in a book that offers nothing of consequence. Mhm. I said it.

There ya go. My take on some stuff. I have no problem sharing my thoughts with you. You are most welcome to do the same with me, in fact it is encouraged.

Some favorite quotes to appease my philosophical side:

"Every Edward loves his Bella. In every alternate universe."

- Edward Cullen, Died and Gone to Heaven, DoUTrustMe

"However, when the sun rose in the morning, shining through our balcony doors, we’d open our eyes, and we’d be okay. Not perfect, not entirely healthy, not even rational where our love for one another was concerned. Just okay. Merely sufficient, at best. But there’d be only acceptance—never shame—in being two divine failures as we emerged from slumber, perfectly flawed, and wide awake."

-Bella Swan, Wide Awake Ch. 52 by AngstGoddess003

"Bella, I couldn’t live with myself if I ever hurt you. You don’t know how it’s tortured me. The thought of you, still, white, cold… to never see you blush scarlet again, to never see that flash of intuition in your eyes when you see through my pretenses… it would be unendurable. You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever."

- Edward Cullen, Twilight, by Stephenie Meyer

"Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary."

- Sir Cecil Beaton

"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. I believe that dreams are more powerful than facts, that hope always triumphs over experience, that laughter is the only cure for grief, and that love is stronger than death."

- Robert Fulgahm

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities."

- Dr. Seuss

"All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you."

- Walt Disney

"Listen up you beautiful bitch. I'mma bout to fuck you up with some knowledge."

- Kenny Powers from Eastbound & Down

"We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another."

- Luciano de Crescenzo