age: old enough to write

name: why do you need to know?

sex: not yet...jk, girl, duh!

sexual orientation: Bi(so I'll take ur boyfriend and ur girlfriends ;P)

racial group: black

Favorite Yaoi Parings: narusasu(naruto) kakasasu(naruto) kakairu(naruto) itasasu(naruto) sasodei(naruto) kyuusasu(naruto) gaaita(naruto) sessyinu(inuyasha) kouga/inuyasha(inuyasha) hikaru/kaoru(ouran high school host club) mori/hunny(ouran high school host club) soubi/ritsuka(loveless) shinokiba(naruto) brian/stewie(family guy) gai/lee(naruto) kyoya/tamaki(ouran high school host club) light/L(death note) seiji/sono(sensitive pornograph) ueno/aki(sensitive pronograph) roy/ed(can't remember)

Parings I HATE:sasunaru(naruto) irunaru(naruto) inuyasha/kikyo(inyasha) hikaru/haruhi(ouran high school host club) kaoru/haruhi(ouran high school host club) hunny/haruhi(ouran high school host club)

things i hate: when there's a good story and the author won't update,my cosin when she's PMSing,homophobic people, really really happy people(there's always a limit people), fake people(you know who you are!!)

things i like: a really good narusasu story, my friends/family, reading/writing, swimming or just being in the water, comedy shows(any kind)

things to expect when you read my stories: itachi will almost always be the funny big brother(not evil if he isn't), if orochimaru does show up(he hardly will) he WON'T be a creepy pedophile, sasuke will probably never be the seme, sasuke will never really be a bastard in my stories he will most likely be so uke-ish he'd pass for a girl, i like to make sasuke and haku best friends or gaara and sasuke best friends(don't ask why i just do)

my story habits: i type whenever i can it's my life line/escape from the 'real' world, if i don't get reviews on a story/chapter, i'll think it was no good and get sad and not update and i want at least 5 new reviews on each chapter to know a few people like it, anonymous reviews ARE accepted so click the green button plz! i come with A LOT of story ideas so i havepollsto decide what i should work on, and i really hate flames, so don't try it, constructive criticism is fine, but flames, to me, are the same thing as bitching and wining about stupid stuff, get over it!

something weird; if you rearrange the letters in Sasuke and you get "uke ass"...cool, huh?
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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
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TO HELP STOP RACISM:

a black man walks into a cafe one early morning and notice he was the only black man there. as he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

the white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."

the black man turned around and stood up, and said:

"when i was born i was black"

"when i grew up i was black"

"when i am sick i am black"

"when i go into the sun i am black"

"when i am cold i am black"

"and when i die i will be black"

"but you sir..."

"when you were born you were pink"

"when you grew up you were white"

"when you go into the sun you turn red"

"when you are sick you turn green"

"when you are cold you turn blue"

" and when you die you will turn purple"

"and yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

the black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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HELP STOP CHILD ABUSE!

my name is sarah

i am but three,

my eyes are swollen

i can not see,

i must be stupid

i must be bad,

what else could have made

my daddy so mad?

i wish i were better

i wish i weren't ugly,

then maybe my mommy

whould still want to hug me.

i can't speak at all

i can't do a wrong

or else i'm locked up

all day long

when i awake i'm all alone

the house is dark

my folks aren't home.

when mommy does come

i'll try and be nice,

so maybe i'll get just,

one wipping tonight

don't make a sound!

i just heard a car

my daddy is back

from Charlie's Bar

i hear him curse

my name he calls

i press myself

against the wall

i try and hide

from his evil eyes

i'm afraid now

i'm starting to cry

he finds me weeping

he shouts ugly words,

he says it's my falt

that he suffers at work

he slaps me and hits me

and yells at me more

i finally get free

and i run for the door

he's already locked it

and i start to bawl

he takes me and throws me

against the hard wall

i fall to the floor

with my bones nearly broken

and my daddy continues

with more bad words spoken

"i'm sorry!" i scream,

but it's much to late

his face has been twisted

into unimaginable hate

the hurt and the pain

again and again

oh please god! have mercy!

oh please let it end!

and finally he stops

and heads for the door

while i lay there motionless

sprawled on the floor.

my name is sarah

i am but three

tonight my daddy,

murdered me

(POST THIS IF YOU CARE!, NOT MINE!)

THIS POEM WILL MAKE YOU CRY :(

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lotof my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this
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Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
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5 Reasons why kids are so adorable

--The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

--A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.(Bold ones apply to me)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (well the teeth one is true...)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean (well maybe just a little...)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DON"T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DISAGREE with my parent so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
I want to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE so I MUST be an ungrateful spoiled brat.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
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Take your time and see of you can read it out loud, a person over 40 yrs can't do it!! try it!!

1.This is this cat.

2.This is is cat.

3.This is how cat.

4.This is to cat.

5.This is keep cat.

6.This is an cat.

7.This is old cat.

8.This is fart cat.

9.This is going cat.

10.This is for cat.

11.This is fourty cat.

12.This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word of the 12 sentences from top to bottom and I bet you can't resist copying this into your profile!!
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This is true, I lovebeing weird! Ninety-fivepercentof the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Wrath - Blue Spheal Ranger, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, thegreatwhitewolf, koyuki kimura, Kyubi Kitsune no Mizu, Branwenn-wolf,Sahdowcat, Demoness Drakon, SesshyLover-cha, Likes to Smile, NaRuSaSuFaN22

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll havesomestupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Makayla, Holy' Shrimp, i like tea,midnightanimeangelrainthorn, 1Ivanessence1, diggydawg, NaRuSaSuFaN22

IF you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: ShadowWolf315 (cough cough occasionally...sometimes...ok ok a lot), AnimeKittyCafe (actually I have), Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (i do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them...sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (everyday i think my stairs are cursed), o.OEvanglineO.o (Do it all the time!!), Bloodlustkunoichi (che...i aint called a klutz for nutin ya know), Lady Maybelle of Confusion (i have...a problem...I think I'm attracted to things that hurt myself by some magnetic force...), Kawairashii hikari, HeadstrongNozomi (many times people. Many times), I n f i n i t e Masquerade (OhmyGod, I do it at home... at school... everywhere 0.o), NaRuSaSuFaN22(to many times to count)

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Neji's fangirl,catilena1890, Azaria-Lady of Dreams, diggydawg, NaRuSaSuFaN22

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If you like Shikatema better than Shikaino, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "to" and "too". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have weird friends put this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile.

If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this on your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy this and make it longer.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a converstation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy

this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as i do, PLEASE put this on your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his trix put this in your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (It's just an unhealthy liking, honestly!)

If you love your MP3 player, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Look a Chicken! People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy/paste on profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy/paste on profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall (or anything else) while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile

~~If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!~~

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

YAOI MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND! If you agree, then copy & paste this into your profile. (Yaoi is gay men, boyxboy, if you didn't know)

Red heads have the smarts

Blonds get all of the boys

But BURNETTE GET ALL OF THE BOYS

FRIENDS, THE SMARTS

AND WE ARE MOST RELIABLE

copy and paste this to your profile if your a burnette.
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Girl Talk

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profil in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

You Are An Innocent Uke
cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you- you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
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