HELLO PEOPLE OF EARTH. Omg, we are BEST FRIENDS and we LOVE this site!!

Okay, a few facts about us!

WE.ARE.GIRLS.(obviously..)

Age: Not telling!Not old enough to drive,though!

We love both rainy days, AND suny days!

Future Occupation: UNKNOWN...as of now. ;D

Favorite names!!-- Celia, Jossette, Jessie, Evangeline, Isabella, Jack, Christopher,James,Angeline,(etc.etc.) :D

Fav Books!: HARRY POTTER BOOKS!(we stalk them), House of Night(go stevie rae!), Sisters Grimm (Sabrina/Puck), Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and..yeah..thats all,folks!!

Couples we favor:

Harry/Draco(julz ;) )

Harry/Ginny

Sabrina/Puck

Hermione/Sirius(kate ;) )

Hermione/Fred

Scorpius/Rose

Scorpius/Albus(julz..again. ; )

Zoey/Stark

anyway, we're julz and kate!We are awesome bffleawavs(long name!), and enjoy this funkalicious site!

OUR REAL NAMES: Okay, we'll tell you this: Julia&Kaitlyn

OUR GANGSTA NAMES: Julizzle&Katizzle :)

OUR DETECTIVE NAMES: (fav color and fav animal): Magenta Piglet(for julz) AND Pink Froggy(for kate!)

OUR SOAP OPERA NAMES:(middle name, and current street name): Marie Aver(4 JULZ!) AND Leilani 80 (for kate!)

OUR STAR WARS NAMES:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Zubjumci (FOR JULZ!) AND Markavis(for kate!) !!

OUR SUPERHERO NAMES!!:(2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Yellow Water (for julz!!) AND Gold Water (for kate! oh!ok ppl,i think you can tell by now the answers are julz forst,then kate!!)

OUR ARAB NAMES!!:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ubraeai(??) AND Ariaeae 0.o

OUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAMES!!:(mother's middle name): Amanda AND Angeline.

if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. (TWICE IN ONE DAY!)

You Know You Live In 2008 When...

1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this

10. You were too busy to notice number five

11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You own a time Machine

2. you know what you got for Christmas '08

3. Your TV is digital

22. You have read The Sisters Grimm 7 (Yeah i wish)

5. You should be laughing right now

6. I skipped 4 and went to 22

7. Nobody told you it was 2009!

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall (or anything else) while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If you have your own little world, copy an

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile

d paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. (julz)

If you think Jasper Hale is hot,copy and paste this onto your profile.(kate)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (Resemblace and Personality but we aren't related. Also my cousin and I look kinda alike).

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has or do smoke pot. (huh?) If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, and never will, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!)

96 percent of teens would become suicidal if Miley Cyrus jumped off a cliff, repost this if you're part of the 4 percent yelling 'JUMP, BITCH! JUMP!!'

Eyes hurt yet? XP

Ever notice how you can say "you rock" but not "you rap"?

My name is Sarah,

I am but three.

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad.

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly.

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all,

I can't do a wrong,

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone.

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car!

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls,

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,

He shouts ugly words.

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more.

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it,

And I start to bawl.

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream,

But its now much too late.

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain,

Again and again,

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn we sure screwed up!

Why is rap so named? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his frie

Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the two percent who still rocks, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever eaten something utterly disgusting on accident, and then realized it right afterward and tried to spit it out, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile (You have NO idea)

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. (No DUH!) Spread the word.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, JulzandKate

On December 24, 2006 at 8 oclock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldnt come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo email account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt send a chain letter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the email she read: My name is ofelia Heras. Im 16 years old. Im a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me youll die have 900 seconds to repost this on your profile or I will visit you tonight.

16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!AND MILK) isn't he just ADORABLE? the parent of all plot bunnies!

Below are some wickedly awesome Random Philosophies. If you want the full list, go to MC FooFoo's profile:

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

EMO--Extravagently Made Origami

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!.

there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, tHeSmIlEyFaCeOfYoUrNiGhTmArEs, Sister to the Dark Lord, curlscat,julzandkate

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord,julzandkate

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile (A comment from Sister to the Dark Lord: Who hasn't?)

If your friends act like idiots and you keep relativley sane copy and paste this into your profile

If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're wierd copy and paste this into your profile

So You Want to Be a Death Eater..Your guide to everything evil!This list may contain spoilers!

Greetings, new follower:

If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorise and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).

The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.

Yours in infamy,

Lord Voldemort
So You Want To Be A Death Eater?

Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating.

Aims of the society:

World peace
To be evil
To conquer the world
Elimination of all Muggles
Elimination of all Mudbloods
Elimination of Albus Dumbledore & the Order of the Phoenix
Elimination of (miscellaneous)
To serve Lord Voldemort (that's me!)
To create sanctuaries for endangered breeds of snakes
This statement is a lie.

List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:

(Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.)

Long Black Robes (Casual)
Long Black Robes (Smart)
Short Black Robes (for summer wear)
Long Black cloak (silk is preferable to velvet, as it is much more absorbent)
Black mask (informal)
Black mask (sequined)
Black boots (Stiletto heels are no longer permitted)
Black leather gloves (barbed wire ornamentation optional)
Wand
Extra wand in case of losing first wand
Plastic imitation wand in case of losing Extra wand

Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch).

Coffin
Dueling sword
Disguise kit, containing: Nun's outfit, false beard, beekeeping veil, Muggle policeman's costume, etc.
Saw
Assorted chains
Handcuffs
Pointy stick

Recommended Reading:

Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian
Evil: A Beginners Guide by Professor E. Maledict
The Illustrated Torturer's handbook by Bellatrix Black
What Not to Wear in the Torture Chamber by Narcissa Malfoy
Sex, Lies, and Unforgivable Curses: The Authorised Biography of Lord Voldemort by Peter Pettigrew
Caring For Your New Tattoo: An Informative Guide St. Mungo's Hospital Skin Department

Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk.

Death Eater Rules:

No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore.
No Death Eater shall play the harmonica.
All Death Eaters must be proficient in the Dark Arts: murder, Unforgivable Curses, yodeling etc. An annual examination will be made to make sure that all members are up to scratch.
No Death Eater shall behave with integrity unless it is a genuine accident.
A Death Eater must be pureblooded.
No Death Eater must ever mention that the Dark Lord himself is not pureblooded.
No Death Eater may kill another Death Eater without a very good reason.
All Death Eaters shall answer Lord Voldemort's summons immediately. (Unless you are having a shower, in which case it is permitted to don a bath robe first.)
All Death Eaters shall have vaguely sinister surnames.
All Death Eaters shall overtake on the left.

Frequently Asked Questions:

What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?

As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:

Being slowly eaten by a manticore.
Being dissolved in a vat of basilisk venom.
Gradual impalement on your own wand.
Death by Mandrake (according to season).
The Pancake curse. (This newly developed spell will carve you into wafer-thin slices. Victims killed in this way are traditionally cooked in hot fat and served with maple syrup or lemon juice at Death Eater feasts.)
Being flayed alive and used as a life-sized glove puppet at Death Eater children's parties.
Avada Kedavra (if we're in a hurry/ feeling rather unimaginative).

What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?

Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible.

What is the salary like?

You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.

Does the Dark Mark hurt?

Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?

Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment?

No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question.

But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.)

Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?

You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.

Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?

Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.

What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?

This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.

The Death Eater Anthem (to be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly.

Who lurk beneath the undergrowth?
When all is dim and dark?
Who murder people in their beds
Or sometimes in the park?
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Our blood is pure as pure!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We all love Voldemort!
We serve the Dark Lord every day,
We're always very loyal
And if with us you don't agree
We'll boil you in hot oil!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're evil as can be!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
But if we're scared we'll flee!
Our curses are incredible.
We're known for our Morsmordres
And though our leader is insane
We always follow orders.
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're wickedness collective!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Yet rather ineffective!

Health and Safety:

Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us.

However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord:

Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice.

Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.

If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.)

Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once).

Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.

If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke.

Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be.

Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously.

Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater.

Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof.

Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/raping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway.

Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming.

Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors).

Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc.

Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.)

Isn't that hilarious! Hahaha, I laughed SOOO hard when I read it!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which is cooler, black or white?
6. Name a person of your same gender.
7. What's your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans?
10. What is your wish?

Done with that?
Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday

"I will not make any jokes about LUPIN and 'his time of the month'."

"You're just jealous 'cause the little voices are talking to me.

"The Boy-Who-Lived died and lived again."

If you love Jasper Hale more than Edward Cullen and if you think that Edward needs to get over himself and stop calling himself a monster, and stop thinking that he is the only one that has problems in Cullen family, and if you think that he needs to just go DIE IN A FREAKING HOLE BECAUSE JASPER WILL ALWAYS BE WAAAY BETTER THAN HIM... Copy and paste this onto your profile...or is that just me?

If you hear the voice of Jasper in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you think that Jasper absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're constantly thinking, "What would Emmett do?", then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Jasper got out of control in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.( that was sooo cool)

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.( totally is)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Writers' Block sucks, paste this into your profile.( IT IS REALLY IRRITATING!)

If u are totally, helplessly addicted to chocolate, put this on ur pro! ( m'n'm duh!!)

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing. Love him
and thank him while he's alive.
If you truly love your dad, post this to your profile.

IF YOU EVER'S

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)

This the sweetest thing ever!

Girl: You should slow down, this is to fast

Boy: This is how a motorcycle is supposed to feel but if you tell me you love me, i'll slow down

Girl: I love you!

Boy: Now you have to give me a hug.

Girl: (She squeezed around the boys boys waist from behind him)

Boy: Now you must take my helmet from my head and put it on you then i will slow down.

Girl: (puts helmet on her head)

Newspaper headline next morning: Fatal motorcycle accident after brakes went out, male died and female lived being the only one with a helmet. In truth the boy knew his breaks went out and told his girlfriend she loved him one last time and to feel her hug then he gave her his helmet so she could live.

A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."

Wanna know what the difference is between friends and BEST FRIENDS??

Well you're about to find out!! :)

(P.S. I didn't make this!)

Just copied! :(:

FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink when they're at your house

BEST FRIENDS: are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa, by Grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: call your parents by DAD and MOM and grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying, "MAN!! We screwed up!"

FRIENDS: have never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore

FRIENDS: would get you hooked on something unhealthy like Harry Potter :(

BEST FRIENDS: would get you hooked on something unhealthy like Twilight! :)

FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: only knows a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing

BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell

FRIENDS: would give you the option to let you obsess over what ever you want

BEST FRIENDS: would eventually make you obsess over something you thought you would never love until you try

FRIENDS: are through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: are for life

FRIENDS: will be there to take your drink away from you if they think you had enough

BEST FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "BOTCH! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: would repost this craaaapp!!=)

I LOVE this thing so i put it if you like it REPOST IT NOW!!

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

JULZ:

waking up: start all over by miley cyrus
first day at school:lose control
falling in love: if i didnt have you by mitchel musso and emily osment
fight song: ignorance by paramore
breaking up: here we go again by demi lovato
prom night: you're beautiful by james blunt
life: Part In the U.S.A. by miley cyrus
mental breakdown: DOn't Forget by Demi Lovato (wooo that fits)
driving: the scientist by coldplay
flashback: landslide by fleetwood mac

getting back together: i'm with you by avril lavigne

wedding: My life would suck without you by kelly clarkson
birth of child: these words (I Love You, I Love You, I love you) by natasha bedingfield
funeral song: it ends tonight by all american rejects
final credits: fix you by coldplay

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

This is for the people who are homophobic. Get over it!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order. (This is Kate doing this, by the way)

1. Fleur

2. Harry

3. Ron

4. George

5. Fred

6. Draco

7. Ginny

8. Dumbledor

9. Dobby

10. Hermione

11. Snape

12. Lily

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

A Draco/Snape fic? No and NO.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

George?HELL YEAH! How hot?Hottest guy in the series.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Lily got Dumbledor preggers? Thats not possible for multiple reason...but madness.Madness would happen.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

A fic about Dobby? No... ):

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Harry and Draco?! No...just...no.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Fred/Dobby or Fred/Hermione? Fred/Hermione!!They BELONG together! Simple as that.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Ginny walked in on Harry and Lily? Thats not possible...but she'd probably break up with Harry and be scarred for life.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Hm...a Ron/Hermione fic? Maybe: I'm not yours anymore

(It'd be a hurt/comfort fic)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Fleur/Dumbledore? No, no there is not.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Hm...a Ginny/Lily hurt/comfort fic? Maybe...: I need you here.

(Maybe Ginny's having problems with Harry and needs lily for help.But that can't happen.Hurt/Comfort fic.yeah.)

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

A songfic about Dumbledore...i would choose Barbie Girl and make it a parody.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
A Fleur/Draco/Lily fic? Wow. Warning: Read at your own risk.These characters don't know each other, and awkwardness will occur.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A fic about Fred? About 4 hours ago. I read a fluffy story about Fred and Hermione. :3

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

"Fleur and Ginny are in a happy relationship until Ginny runs off with George. Fleur, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Snape and a brief, unhappy affair with Lily, then follows the wise advice of Fred and finds true love with Ron."Wow. that would be disturbing.

THE END!!