Hi guys! I'm a bit of a rambler so you can skip this part if you wanna. I won't be offended. I promise. I like a lot of shows and books. Smallville, Harry Potter, The Guardians of Time trilogy, Dark Angel to name a few; but there are a lot more. Out of all the shows, books and movies I've ever watched, Smallville left and still leaves me the most frustrated. Don't get me wrong; I love love love Smallville. It's my favorite show ever. But that Lana and Clark thing used to put me through the wringer. I mean I was literally emotionally, mentally, and to a certain extent physically drained. So I would think of new endings or alternative situations in order to cope. I had no idea other people do the same. I just found out what a fanfiction is about two months ago. I accidentally stumbled across this site and I can't begin to tell you how much of a stress reliever it is.

So you can probably guess I won't write any clana fanfics, but I promise she'll be in pretty much all of my stories; more often than not, as the jealous ex. (I do so love a jealous Lana)

My favorite couples are usually the ones who can't seem to get along for the life of them; so for Smallville it's obviously Lois and Clark(around season's 4 and 5 though. I liked them better then). Although I will say I was originally a Chlarker. To me, Chloe and Clark have the best friendship I've ever watched. Max and Alec for dark Angel; They really crack me up when they're together. Harry and Luna for Harry Potter; I'm not exactly sure why I like the two of them together yet. I just know I do. Alice and Jacob for Twilight. I think the whole leech,dog, I-can't-stand-you-but-I-need-you-around-to-soothe-my-headache thing is entertaining.

I hope you enjoy what I write. I love comments and reviews. Critiques and suggestions are always welcome. I really do want you as the readers to be satisfied.

Oh, one other thing and try not to laugh. I turn 23 in less than a month and I've still got my v-card; so forgive me if any "intimate situations" aren't up to par.

I don't own any characters or shows I write about.