Hi! I am Strata and I'm 500 years old and live on Pluto. (okay, not really, but for all you'll need to know, I do.) My pen name is kind of random, a mix of "Strata", which has been my real-life pen name for a year and a half, ending with a reference to my favorite comic book character, Barbra Gordon AKA Oracle.

My life is very boring. that's why I have a computer. I like anime, manga, star wars, Star trek, Mortal Instruments, inheritance cycle, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Wolf's Rain, and a buncha other stuff... I try to come on her every day or so, and succeed because of the fact that I do not have a life.. as for updateing stories... meh... we'll see. I am told I am a grammer nazi, but since I have bad grammer myself, I am either a hypocrite or not a nazi. I Personally hope for the latter.

Humankind cannot gain anything without giving something in return.

My favorite bands and Artists are Paramore, Linkin Park, Death Cab for Cutie, Nickelback, Skillet, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Panic! At The Disco, Avril Lavigne, Anberlin and so much more.

Oh, and before i forget, im on youtube! so please subscribe! Or I kill you... grrr

Link-- http://www.youtube.com/user/StratatheThief?feature=mhum

Also... DeviantArt! -- http:///

Stories

Elevators - PJO. Fail-blarg. Not good. Read at the risk of your eyes burning. Needs to be re-written.

The Man Who Can't Be Moved - Songfic for Kingdom Hearts. Would love a reveiw. Just saying. I only have one.

Supermarket - Written at five in the morning. Has errors. Meh.

1. Name:Strata is all your gonna get stalkers!

Basic info:

2. Nicknames and who calls you by them: I've been called Strata, Nemy, Sissy, Serah, Wolfie, Howl, Wolf, weird chick, and Dani by my friends. You can chose with ever you like

3. Gender: Female.

4. Age: 500

5. DOB: Dec 22nd

6. Physical appearance
a) Hair color: Brown
b) Eye color: blue
d) Height: Tall-ish
e) Clothing or “image”… Skinny Jeans and an interesting t-shirt (I have a t-shirt for every mood. You should see my enthusiasm shirt! It has a smurf on it! 8D)
f) Jewelry and/or other frilly stuff: A wooden wolf neclace and a mad hatter neclace. silver bangles. crap I find at garage sales.

7. Handedness: Right handed.

8. Employment: I'm a magical koala

9. Hobbies: fan fiction, reading, talking to self, making amvs

10. Worst fears:Clowns. And small dogs. And Old People. Snakes. Small Children.*shivers*

11. I am slowly descending into insanity.

12. I am someday going to be grand emporess of the world.

Arguments Are to be Avoided. They are always vulger and often convincing.-Oscar Wilde

And thus my motto on reveiws and flaming. If you give me a review saying "your story sucks. You should delete it" I will probably click on the "Report Abuse" Button. If you actually give a credibale reason, I will probably try to improve it if I even read the review. I honestly think that flamers and trolls are freaking hilarius people. They make me laugh. Alot. On Giving reveiws, I'm not very good at it, even though I do like reading stories.

Song Lyrics:

"...I'm tired of being what you want me to be Feeling so faithless lost under the surface Don't know what you're expecting of me Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes..." - Linkin Park, Numb

"...But it was a trick And the clock struck twelve Well make sure to build your home brick by boring brick or the wolf's gonna blow it down..."- Paramore, Brick By Boring Brick

"...Where's your gavel? Your jury? What's my offense this time?You're not a judge but if you're gonna judge me Well sentence me to another life..." - Paramore, Ignorance

"...If you let me I could, I'd show you how to build your fences, Set restrictions, separate from the world. The constant battle that you hate to fight, Just blame the limelight..." -Paramore, Fences

"...Show me what it's like To be the last one standing And teach me wrong from right And I'll show you what I can be..." - Nickelback, Savin' Me

"...Gotta stand my ground even if it rains or snows. If she changes her mind this is the first place she will go..." - The Script, The Man Who Cant Be Moved

"...Do you memorize theatrical lines that seem to lead them in? Play the role with the good girl heart? Hide the tangled web within...?" -Anberlin, Breaking

"...My hands are at your throat I think I hate you. We made the same mistakes, mistakes like friends do..." - Story of the Year, Until the Day I Die

"...And I want these words to make things right But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life. "Who does he think he is?" If that's the worst you've got better put your fingers back to the keys..." - Fall Out Boy, Thanks For The Memories

Quotes:

"When death lies ahead, it is natural to look back."
- Umasi, Truancy

"There are, of course, several things in Ontario that are more dangerous than wolves. For instance, the step-ladder."
- J.W. Curran, The Canadian Wildlife Almanac, 1981

"Wolves may feature in our myths, our history and our dreams, but they have their own future, their own loves, their own dreams to fufil."
- Anthony Miles

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
- Gandhi

"Isabelle with her whip and boots and knives would chop anyone who tried to pen her up in a tower into pieces, build a bridge out of the remains, and walk carelessly to freedom, her hair looking fabulous the entire time."
-Clary, Mortal Instruments

"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!"
- Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal."
- Albert Einstein

" 'What are all these?' Clary asked.
'Vials of holy water, blessed knives, steel and silver blades,' Jace said piling the weapons on the floor beside him, 'electrum wire-not much us at the moment, but always good to have spare-silver bullets, charms of protection, crucifixes, stars of David-'
'Jesus,' said Clary.
'I doubt he'd fit.'"
-Clary and Jace, Mortal Instruments Serise

"I wonder if Green Day ever had a Black Parade down The Boulevard of Broken Dreams."
- My friend Nat

"I swear to God that if you read 'The Raven' one more time I'm going to murder you in your sleep."
- My Friend Jay at a sleep over when I wasn't able to come up with a scary story and Read "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe instead.

Random Stuff:

FEMALE COMEBACKS
Pick up lines, responses. Add to it!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Woman: Really? I'd put F and U together.
Man: Your eyes are amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you have ever considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wanted to be a hero from Greek mythology, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Hannah Montana and all of its little tools that call themselves "Fans" annoys you to no ends, copy and past this into your profile.

If you believe in bigfoot/sasquatch/yeti, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have proven wrong the fact that it is impossible to lick your elbow, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends don't think your insane, they know your insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obssessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.:RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, HeartFlare05, RecklessxDreamer, Melodious Authoress, The Flurry of Destiny, Rulisu, Demyx-Axel-2362, XIII Riku,ForbiddenKHfan216, TMMfanatic1234, Strata Of The Travelers

If you always have your daydreams to keep you company and talk to, copy this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name, TMMfanatic, Poseidons!,Strata Of The Travelers

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Take time and read each sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

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This is retard cat

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Now read the THIRD word of every line

Copy and paste this if you fell for that. (And you KNOW you did.)

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now