A rewrite of the first part in my Dark Prince Trilogy. What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? Book One of the Dark Prince Trilogy.

Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.

He's used to settling for less, but he won't be doing so this time. INSPIRED BY my "Hogwarts, Herself" fic.

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

Klaine Oneshots - Mostly fluffy and warm and fuzzy! And then there's some that just aren't.

The trauma of Harry's past is beginning to catch up to him. With problems at McKinley and Remus becoming more unstable, he's going to need Kurt and the Glee Club more than ever. How far can you push a hero before he snaps? Anonymity sequel, some triggers.

AU. In Harry's third year he must learn the many truths about the new DADA teacher, Professor Black, and an escaped convict, Remus Lupin. Eventual SBxRL.

The legend of Excalibur is not as simple as everyone thinks. Arthur pulls a sword from a stone, beginning a chain of events that will lead him to his destiny and the sorcerer prophesied to stand beside him. No set pairings.

AU, fifth and final in main Dangerverse. Harry Potter is Marauder-trained and Warrior-chosen. When he stands united with his Pack and Pride, evil has no chance, but Lord Voldemort is a past master of dividing and conquering... Years Six and Seven, story COMPLETE!

It all started with a little girl. Actually, it started with the bugs, but the Avengers are trying to forget the bugs. So there's a little girl and the Hulk, who keeps doing heroic things that makes social media explode. Meanwhile, Bruce Banner wants to know what's up with those t-shirts. Basically, this is the story of how the Hulk became New York's favourite Avenger.

Everyone was afraid of him, the boy who could talk to ghosts. Will just really wanted to know if his goldfish was haunting him every time he used the bathroom. AU Solangelo, one-shot.

Each scar has a name, and some of them are his.

Seventeen year old Remus Lupin must have really bad luck; sent into a future he doesn't fit into, meeting his friend's son and learning about what happened to everyone he knew. Somewhere the lines blur, and when he finds love will he be able to hold onto it despite the years? Slash.

Happy December, all! A collection of holiday ficlets from the world of our favorite halfbloods. An assortment of ratings, couples, and themes will be present.

He met him in the cornfield and offered him a fruit rollup with a large grin, and when he proclaimed him as his best friend in the next breath, they became each other's forever. Will/Nico. For XSonofHadesX

A mini-fic to expand on the storyline of the same titled oneshot. Harry comes back to his parents at the age of ten, but can he really forget his past and live his life? Will his 'Father' let him? Based on my Dark Prince Trilogy.

Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.

The birth of Percy and Annabeth's first child goes just the way one would expect it to — that is, not at all like it's supposed and not at all easy. That's sort of what happens when you mess with the patroness of childbirth. Futurefic.

When the Wizarding world is plagued by random outbreaks of Dark Magic, the Ministry assigns Curse-Breakers to assist Auror teams on their missions. Harry shouldn't be surprised when Draco Malfoy is assigned to his team, but is Malfoy a Curse-Breaker, or a curse-bringer? MATURE ADULT CONTENT ETC.

Two years after that Halloween night, Remus Lupin discovers the whereabouts of Harry Potter and he is not pleased with what he finds. Out of obligation and love, he adopts Harry and reshapes his childhood beyond measure.

Nessie has some time to kill before she is getting married. She reflects upon her time from her last major growth spurt. Romance, new friendship, drama. Post BD. This will now meet the rating requirements. If you would like the full version please visit FictionPad penname; thenessiechronicles or send me a pm and I will send you the full chapter.

So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!

Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.

They craved contact sometimes. Just a small touch to remind themselves that the other was still there; a slight brush of skin to let the other person know that they were alive and most importantly, they were together. Percy and Annabeth, Post-MoA. Rated T for instances of PTSD.

Stiles and Scott run into Isaac during an innocent visit to Jungle; Scott thinks Isaac has ulterior motives and warns Stiles to stay away from him, but apparently that is easier said than done.

Merlin's magic is revealed and Arthur struggles with his views on magic and the issue of trust. It takes talks with Gwen and Gaius, as well as a display of innocent magic viewed secretly from a bush, to make him realise that nothing which truly mattered has ever really changed. Post-S3, will now be considered AU.

Behind every twenty-four-year-old half-Italian son of Hades is a redheaded Oracle who is the cause of his profession, and boy does Rachel never let him forget it. Nico/Rachel Oneshot

When you mold together wizards, Greeks, and Romans, things are bound to turn out chaotic. Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter arrive just in time to participate in the Triwizard Tournament...well, let's just say that some things are best left undiscovered. / 5/25/14: Now being rewritten.

By the time Arthur catches up, Merlin's been in enemy hands for three full days.

MAJOR MARK OF ATHENA SPOILERS. HUGE. SUPER MONDO. Like the title says, four of the times Annabeth showed Percy she loved him, and two of the times she said it. Percabeth fic (of course) Oneshot. Rated T for a reason.

Jason is a fan of Greek war movies and Tristan McLean. Octavian is not. So, when Tristan McLean is cast as the star of a Greek war movie, and Jason gets the whole camp in on the excitement, Octavian's very sanity is threatened. one shot.

When a bout of erratic magic delivers Harry into his professor's hands, the pair make a shocking discovery that forces Harry to face his toughest battle yet. Now, with Snape by his side Harry must fight to survive against a foe more deadly than Voldemort.

Sequel to With a Little Help From My Friends. In which Peter is not amused, James has a thing, and Remus and Sirius make a little wager. - Sirius/James, Sirius/Remus, implied Sirius/James/Remus

In which Sirius and Remus shag like fiends, and James just can't take it anymore. Remus/Sirius; Remus/Sirius/James

Percy, through a series of unlikely events, begins to listen to One Direction. Annabeth, through a series of, frankly, likely events, is annoyed. Thus, Percy decides One Direction is the way to fix it. Oneshot. Percabeth. So much fluff - so, so much.

People think Finn isn't allowed to use scissors and knives unsupervised because he's stupid. Finn doesn't bother to correct them.

Fifth year Terry Boot gets caught in a very awkward situation by Anthony Goldstein, Head Boy of Hogwarts. A deal is made. Hearts and bones are broken and healed. Will this... thing they have grow into something more or will it fade away after year's end?

Harry Potter receives some very inappropriate Secret Santa gifts. 1/25 of my 25 Days of Fanfic, 2011! A secret santa ficlet, with toys of a different nature. EWE.

...Before the Truth Has a Chance to Get Its Pants On. When a potions incident leaves Remus up the proverbial creek, life at Hogwarts quickly takes a turn for the worse—or perhaps for the better, if Sirius has any say in the matter.

The war is over and Harry needs to escape. Remus decides the Boy-Who-Lived needs a chance to be a normal kid, and whisks him away to a small town in Ohio. Drama ensues. Harry/Kurt, AU after 5th Book and Duets, rated for language and violence.

Eleven-year old Ron Weasley is off to school in a week and he's excited and terrified in equal measures. It doesn't help that every single member of his family keeps trying to give him advice, and that his sister keeps hiding his shoes...

Out of a series of drabbles grew the world of Whiskers, the Swans' new kitten. Watch as he struggles with Jacob - not-so-affectionately known as Dog-Boy - in an epic battle for Bella's love.

Harry discovers his animagus form in a violent way. Becoming an animagus is never easy, but it may be harder for the Boy Who Survives...

AU before ROTS;a wise young Luke is transported into the past before the events which would lead his father to the Dark Side.He harbors secrets,both about himself and the nature of the Force. Will Luke help his parents? Is that a good idea?

100 drabbles, 10000 words. Complete! A collection of unrelated drabbles and plot bunnies. Home of the original Cupboard!Merlin.

Non-magic AU. Slash. Mpreg. Harry looked up at the man who was supposed to be his father. He recognized him vaguely form the pictures Lily had burned to keep away from him and James. He wondered absently if the man knew the real reason she'd sent him.

Five times people think Kurt and Finn have gotten way too close over the summer, and one time Finn and Kurt realize that people are talking.

Series of one-shots and ficlets. The Seven Rays: There are seven types of practice within magic and Merlin is destined to master them all. But, that isn't as easy as it sounds... Part 1: Emrys is the one prophesised to return magic to the land. But how? ...Features giant glowing crystals and Arthur trying to punch a magical force-field.

Anonymity 'verse one-shot. Mr Schuester has noted a disturbing gap in his glee clubbers' knowledge. As he goes about filling in the gaps in their education, Harry learns that The Talk is even more horrifying than he thought. SLASH

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Addition Alley celebrates spring with a new competition, a new home for Severus and Harry, Malfoy under investigation, and a cheery Mrs Thompson with her own little plans. SSHP, sequel to Addition Alley Christmas. Read that first!

In which Gaius goes away for a week and Merlin doesn't handle his independence very well.

It's back! Join Anakin, Ahsoka, and lots of other friends from the Clone Wars universe as they do a bunch of random and hilarious things. Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughing in certain individuals. :D Rated k plus just for safety.

...And Absolutely No Booze At All. Kurt Hummel has witnessed a lot of strange things in his life, but opening the door to find a crying Santana Lopez on his doorstep probably takes the cake.

A short fluff for JillxEustace fans for Valentines Day. Jill has a report to do on names and Eustace says something he wished he hadn't.

...and 1 Time he saved himself. My first fill for the glee angst meme on livejournal. Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Klaine,featuring most of the Glee Kids. Blaine, despite being confident and courageous, has no idea how to fight. Which is a problem at Mckinley.

OR: How Paul Found Out About Percy's Other Side of the Family

What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?

The victors take Peeta out for a night on the town. Hijinks ensue, some of them involving themed drinks. And strippers. Spoilers through the middle of Catching Fire. Warnings for raunchy humor, nudity, and senseless destruction of cake.

NicoRachel with slight PercyAnnabeth OneShot. In which Nico messes with Rachel's cooking, and Rachel messes with Nico on Christmas. The Oracle, forbidden from having a relationship? Tch. More like forbidden from the kitchen.

In which a certain traitor makes a return, Blaine has parent issues, Kurt gets some action, and the boys play Call of Duty...again.

He is a king in a boy's body, with kingly habits. Edmund is caught, teased, and does a good deed.

It turns out finding someone and getting them back are two completely different problems. Spoilers for The Lost Hero.

Series of short one-shots, each featuring a different character having a conversation with the Avatar.

A lot can happen in 24 hours when you're the Avatar's girlfriend.

AU. Castiel Novak, down on his luck and in desperate need of money, goes to an adult entertainment suite that will give him 1000 for a good day's work. There he meets Dean Winchester, a man who's about to rock his world. SO VERY M.

If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash

Maybe all they can do is go down fighting. apocafic

Annabeth invites the camp's new couple on a double date with her and Percy. Will it be a day to remember, or an event too tragic to forget? Fluff, romance, stolen kisses, all that good stuff!

The "witch finder" Aredian ignored Gaius attempt to save Merlin from tha accusation of sorcery by taking the blame for the "magic bracelet". And Merlin is dragged away to Aredian s chambers for a harsh interrogation. W: humiliation, violence, rape.

"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.

The horror of all fanfics - the MARY-SUE - has 'graced' Camp Half-Blood with it's presense. However, why is Chiron the only one that likes it? And why is Nico it's only non-sibling? -Kaze

John Pevensie has finally returned from the war, having spent almost two full years fighting. He should be happy, but memories...they're tricky little things, haunting your every move. A companion piece, of sorts, to A Mother's Love.

Harry and his twin brother Evan defeat the Dark Lord when they are 15 months old, only Dumbledore makes a mistake thinking Evan is the only one who did, and most people seem to just forget about Harry. Crazy Dumbledore, Veela Draco, HP/DM.

Charlie Swan isn’t the only one being shocked out of the world as he knows it. See how the entire Cullen Clan and the Quileute Shape Shifters discover that their supernatural world is just a little bigger than they ever realized as they find themselves

Written for speedpr0nz round #3 on LJ: It’s Anonymous Night at Pantomime, Draco’s favourite night club, and he plans to take advantage.

Lord Voldemort pays Leonard a visit in the middle of the night to discuss a few things. Blame this crack on someone else. I just wrote it. LOL.

Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.

3 years after MAX, 5 years after Breaking Dawn. The Flock meets the pack and imprints ensue, a certain vampire-hybrid thirsts for the birdies and things only get more interesting from there...

After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.

In a world where Remus never received his Hogwarts invitation and Sirius wasn't accepted by the Gryffindors the two lonely boys become friends. A story beginning in their first year, and continuing right through Hogwarts and beyond. RLSB.

**COMPLETE** Four months after the events in Tashbaan and Anvard, two sets of brothers come to two very similar understandings…--Brotherfic. Movie and Bookbased.--

My first attempt at Avatar. Is anyone surprised that it's an AU? This is not Maikka, unfortunately. Ty-Lokka, Kataang, Maiko, with maybe a little Tokka for seasoning. A really dumb idea, masquerading as a For the Want of a Nail type story.

Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S

During the State Championship basketball game at the beginning of HSM3, a West High cheerleader laments the fact that East High can't even get through one lousy basketball game before bursting into song.

When both the Pevensies and Jill Pole are invited to the Scrubb's place for dinner, curious conversations and somewhat humorous events are the result. Jill and Eustace friendship fic.

What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

It's Merry and Pippin Vs. Frodo and Sam in the greatest prank war Rivendell has ever seen! It's finished! Sorry it's so short, I ran out of ideas. Reviews are greatly appreciated. COMPLETED.

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

When Ron has a terrible accident his wife has to help him through a long and hard recovery. Not everything can be fixed with a flick of a wand. How does a young mother explain to her little ones why Daddy can't come home? Post DH epilogue.

When Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and 8-year-old Harry Potter disappears, the world is thrown into upheaval. What will Britain and Harry be without each other, and who will face the Dark? You only THINK you've read this before. I guarantee you haven't.

An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S

Picard's discomfort around children is put to the test when Data ends up playing nanny to a visiting VIP's child.

Edmund joins the fencing club.

What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!

Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.

In which Edward tries to entertain Bella....After much speculation... part two is up!

Draco wants to do the London Marathon... Crack!fic, humour, NOT technicalsporty stuff, COMPLETE!

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.

Their master has fallen and their people are in Azkaban.All the remaining Death Eaters have left is 18 hostages and one demand...but the ministry doesn't negotiate with terrorists.WARNING:GRAPHIC VIOLENCE!

In the summer before CoS, Ron finds Harry's back covered with welts. See Abused!Harry. See Ron try to keep Harry's secret. See Hermione try and stop him getting hurt again. See Fred and George get the wrong idea. Hurtcomfort, Trio friendship.

The story of the night Bill Weasley was left in charge at the Burrow and everything that can possibly go wrong for a 13 year old wizard babysitting six siblings.

The trio have defeated Voldemort but paid a devastating price.How can they cope without each other and without any magical memories?. This fic is now being gradually beta'd and chapters reposted

Peter and Susan worry over Edmund

AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted

Sirius spends the month of August with Remus on the Lupin family farm. Written for the LJ Dog Days of Summer challenge. Slash.

Marco and Jake scope out the Girls' Locker Room. It's all business, of course, for the Animorphs... (Heee!) You'd think they woulda done this more often though.

The Animorphs were being assaulted phsyically and mentally by this war with the yeerks, but it wasn't until this class that they finally tipped over the edge. SEX ED. Completed One-shot with a strong PG-13. For real, dudes.

Years ago Percy and Oliver were together but an unfortunate combination of circumstances and lies split them up. Now, after the Ministry has officially announced Voldemort's return, they attempt to be a couple again. AU since HBP.

Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.

With a little more than a month left until Picard and Vash's wedding day, Riker and LaForge plan a bachelor party for their captain. Not to be outdone, Beverly and Deanna throw Vash a bachelorette party the following week.

Marco needs an operation, but is the hospital safe? Course not, otherwise why the blazes would I write this? Just a short story, no more than 3 chapters. 0opsie, alright then I wrote another chapter. No don't run away!

Harry Potter discovers why polka dots are evil. Severus Snape discovers why it's a bad idea to forge your medical records. Lucius Malfoy discovers why you shouldn't give surprise gifts to your boss.

Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?

Potterverse parody of The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. Set in GoF year - with Crouch-Moody as the Cat, Harry and Draco as the kids, Fawkes as the Fish, Mary Sue as Thing One and Thing Two.

Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.

Semisequel to Innocence Lost and Found. Ron has always said Percy would throw him to the dementors or worse. Will he? Also starring a spying Severus. Written preOotP, HBP, DH 5th year AU. Complete.