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[ WELCOME ]

Hello there.

I've never believed in writing my whole autobiography out in full view on my profile page, and probably never will.

I do like inventing stories as I go along though. :)

Hmm, I don't (and will never) use Beta Readers, but I do try to keep my punctuation and the like readable. Haha.

[ WHAT I LOVE ]

AUs

AUs always turn out so much more fun than the real thing, don't you think? There's so much more room for imagination.

OOCness

...If it's intentional, it gives the story a rather nice twist. If not... Well.

Reviews

Seriously. They'll give me the motivation to write faster. I find it rather saddening when you just put my story on "Story Alert" and blatantly ignore me. ):

Requests

I'm occasionally too bored to do any real thinking myself, so give me a good idea and I'll be on to it immediately. Well, almost immediately.

[ WHAT I HATE ]

Update please!

Do you know heart wrenching it is to see those two words!? Or however you'd want to phrase it. I swear, if anyone reviews/PMs me telling me to update faster, I'll just take longer to update or worse, lose interest in the story altogether. It's annoying. If you HAVE written a story and tell me that despite knowing the pains of such a review, I'll review/PM on yours telling you to update faster as well. Haha. And if you HAVEN'T written a story yet, WELL THAT'S WORSE. T_T Go write one and feel the pain! I guess it's a given if it's a stale story - something that hasn't been updated for over a year or something. Just don't tell me "update please" when I just submitted the story the very same day or something.

OCs

They destroy the world. THEY DESTROY IT. Seriously, why make an OC of a story which already exists? You may argue that yes, it's a fanfic and so who cares. Then you slap the character of the story and the OC together. Wham! Story is murdered in a split-second. If you really HAVE to make an OC, go and write your own original story, damn it. Don't use the names of the characters in the story just for the sake of satisfying your fangirl/boy desires.

"This is my first story, so be kind to me."

If you aren't confident enough to submit the story, don't. The most we can be kind to you for is for mistyping the Title, or misplacing the summary, or mistyping the Chapter name, or something like that. As you said, it's your first time. But if this has something to do with lowering our, say, grammatical standards, then no. It is your responsibility to relook your story over and over again. Oh, and if you expect me to believe that you couldn't think up of a good plot because it is your first time uploading something, then that's just weird. It's illogical. It doesn't make sense. It's completely unrelated.

Comments in the middle of the story.

There's a reason why we place our A/N above or below the story. Or in many cases, both. But just not in the middle of it. It's very similar to a book, or the like. How would you like to read something that has something like "(oh, he meant (insert-random-person-number-one-here) not (insert-random-person-number-two-here) , just in case you're confused. tehe.) I mean, we can tell! Or if it's so incredibly vague, brush up on your descriptions or something. Or if you really think that the readers may misinterpret what you're saying, then leave it as A/N below your story.

Stories where the protagonists undergo a dramatic gender change.

Yes, I know it's an AU. Yes, I know you want to believe that het is purer than Yaoi/Yuri. Yes, I know you want them to be able to have kids, and solve the problem of "What happens when two guys get together?! We won't have a descendant!" Just no. I can't imagine it. Not at all.

Male Pregnancy

... Pretty much what I said above. That's all.

[OGM] Overly Girly Males / [MWLGGDISASAFIATO] Males Who Love Girly Guys Dressing In Skirts And Such And Find It A Turn-On

I won't hide it; I absolutely loathe the guys that fall in these two categories. I mean, for males in the first group... They ARE males, after all. Where may I ask, is their dignity, if they go prancing around in skirts and looking like a girl? For all you know, it could be a situation like that:

Person A meets Person B who is wearing a skirt and looking absolutely like a girl. Person A asks Person B to go out, and accidentally brushes across Person's B's chest area- or the lack of it. Person A is horrified. "Oh my god! You're a boy?"

... Anyway. On the other hand, the males who love girly males are basically straight. If they like it only when the other male wears a skirt and a wig at that, there's something to be said about his sexual preference. Give him a night with a girl in a pub. It could be the start... of something new.

The same goes for male pregnancy. Hey, a womb is something we girls have, okay? Don't go giving it to some male. Because then he'd have two rather distinctive signs of him being both a male and a female. And how on Earth does a male give birth... when he doesn't have somewhere to let the baby out of? Ugh, all this talk is making me cringe at myself. Ahaha. You get the point. Sorry, I've just seen too much of this- I don't want to ruin your dreams but if someone is getting pregnant, then giving birth, that person is most definitely a girl.

[CURRENTLY WORKING ON]

Partnering as scriptwriter programmer in a doujin game of Kuroko no Basket, with KiseKuro as its pairing.

Watch out, KiseKuro fans!

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[OTP]

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! : 1827
Prince of Tennis : Royal
Vampire Knight: KaZe
Kuroko no Basket: KiseKuro
Mirai Nikki: AkiTeru

Strangely enough, I love odd pairings just as much as I do these, and would love to make them work somehow.