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Hello I am me.

I like writing oneshots, though I would really want to make a multific, but I have the attention span the length of a goldfish's short term memory OTL

I accept prompts, but I'm most probably going to do ones that are really weird, AU, and from Brittany's POV because I have a better time doing her (*cough*cough*), though I might do Santana POVs too. I have a really hard time doing others. Believe me, I tried.

Oh yeah, no smut. Pretty sure I'm asexual, though I'm romantically attracted to Naya.

And yeah, BRITTANA FTW.

Headcanon:

Brittany is a nonnormative genius and the only reason she failed was because the teachers don't appreciate her learning style. She's good with numbers, though she sometimes mixes up words. She's the real badass in the relationship because Santana's really, really whipped. She is too actually, but she's more subtle about it.

She likes, no actually, loves dancing, but that isn't what she wants to do when she grows up. As of the moment, she wants to be a children's author or a journalist (yeah, sometimes she mixes up words, but she's really good at using them). She could also be a researcher in quantum physics if she and Santana find a place.

She fucking hates Finn, especially after what he did with her girlfriend, even though said girlfriend has forgiven him already. That doesn't change the fact that he thinks he's the hero and that her never apologizes. She knows his intents are good, but, you know, the road to hell is paved with good intentions and all that jazz.

Artie's her bro now, because he's actually a really nice guy, and they bond over numbers and Santana's boobs (I will never forget your comment in Auditions, Artie).

Santana is just a huge dork/nerd/goober who's been hiding under sexy bitch for the whole time and up until recently it's only Brittany who sees the real her. She insults but that usually means she cares, unless she really does hate you. She's actually really respectful, but only gives respect where respect is due.

She has the capacity to be a docter/lawyer (she has really good grades and I believe she's the valedictorian) but there's something with performing that makes her feel right, almost like when she's with Brittany. She's a huge comic book nerd and fangirls of Batwoman with Sam, who is her biggest bro. Also, she likes reading and really good at history (see references she makes when insulting people).