What up, dames and dudes? I am the most awkward person you will ever meet on the internet so please excuse the mess that I would make. :3

There will be times where I can be unpredictable. Very unpredictable, heh. I'm friendly & sociable so you can chat with me anytime you like!

I have a youtube account! I upload videos more often than stories and I do have yaoi videos so if you're interested: http://www.youtube.com/user/AgentKay777?feature=guide

About me:

Name: Kayla, Nikki, Nick, Kay, Nicole

Age: Never tell.

Nationality: American

Ethnicity: African-American & Mexican

Likes: Yaoi, drawing, boys, girls, supporting gay rights, family, Disney, awesome games

Dislikes: Rude people, racists, haters, bullies, war, and anything icky!! XP

Things about me: I cannot write any hetero stories... I just can't.. I love yaoi with all my heart so if i do make one story, then it will suck big time! I love to write and draw although I suck at both XP. I discovered yaoi years ago and after that, I just got hooked to it. Where have I been when yaoi came out??!! *sighs* I'll never know...

Favorite Tv shows: Criminal Minds, Supernatural, South Park, Roseanne, Family Guy and many others

Favorite Animes: Yugioh, Kekkaishi, One Piece, Bleach, Death Note, Soul Eater, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, xxxHolic, Hetalia

Favorite Cartoons: Ed, Edd, n Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Ben 10, Generator Rex, Pokemon, and others...

Favorite Games: Earthbound (Mother), Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, Mario, Bioshock, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Parasite Eve, SMT: Devil Summoner, Super Smash Bros. Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat

I have a butt load of pairings but the ones that me and a friend of mine loves are:

(SemexUke)

Pewdiecry: Cry/RyanxPewdie/Felix

Gin IchimaruxHenry Townshend

Yup, you heard right. These pairings. Tee hee! I also like:

Pokemon

Originalshipping: RedxGreen

Preciousmetalshipping: Silver/KamonxGold/Ethan/Hibiki

Isshushipping: NxTouya/Hilbert/Black

Greyskyshipping: Hugh/HuexNate/Kyuhei

Silent Hill

JamesxHarry

WalterxHenry

MurphyxHenry

MurphyxAlex

SewellxMurphy

South Park

Style: StanxKyle

Creek: CraigxTweek

Bunny: KennyxButters

And that's not even half of it. I will get to more...when I think on the others. :3

I believe in God, the Father almighty,

Creator of heaven and earth

I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,

Who was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit

Born of the Virgin Mary,

Suffered under Pontius Pilate,

Was crucified, died, and was buried;

He decended into the dead.

On the third day He rose again,

He ascended into heaven,

Is seated at the right hand of the Father.

And will come again to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the holy universal Church,

The forgiveness of sins,

The resurrection of the body,

And the life everlasting. Amen.

If you believe every word of the bible, and also those words above, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her; she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends.

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM. I think the best stories have it, but wouldn't do it personally.

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts. Well in this one fanfic, Luna had a strap-on, and Harry was... well, u know XDDD.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exciting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You want to celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in or take pictures.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits. (Don't have any kids cuz im 15, but yea, I can so imagine this in the future.)

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.