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 Author has written 12 stories for Fairly OddParents, Danny Phantom, Hunger Games, Total Drama series, My Little Pony, Big Time Rush, and Victorious. yo Name:Jasmine Hair:Brown Eyes:Brown Age:15 Gender: lol Sexuality: L O L Friends: TestSubject01, Lilmonkey13 Favorite TV Shows: Fairly OddParents, Danny Phantom, Big Time Rush, Glee, Total Drama, South Park, Dude! That's My Ghost Favorite Characters: FOP:Timmy, (OBVIOUSLY!), Tootie, Cosmo, Poof, Dad, Jorgen, Foop. (Cuz who DOESN'T love a baby with facial hair!?!?!) DP: Danny, Sam, Jazz, Ember, Penelope Spectra, Skulker, Jack. BTR: James, Kendall, Logan, Carlos, Katy, Buddah Bob, Mrs.Collins, (The last two because they're Daran Norris and Tara Strong from FOP!), Gustavo, Jo. Glee: Rachel, Kurt, Sue, Britney, Mercedes, Santana, Mr. Schuester. V:Tori, Trina, Cat, Jade, Andre, Beck, Robbie, Sikowitz. TDI/A/WT/ROTI: Cody, Noah, Izzy, Duncan, Mike, Zoey, Dawn, B, Dakota, Cameron, Brick. WG: Emo Crys, Lil' Rob, JackKnife, Flipz, Meaty. Favorite Pairings: FOP:Timmy/Jasmine, (DUH!) Timmy/Tootie, Poof/Goldie, Cosmo/Wanda, Jorgen/Tooth Fairy. DP: Danny/Sam, PITCH FRIGGIN' PEARL!, Jazz/Tucker, Ember/Skulker, Kitty/Johnny 13. BTR: Kendall/Jo. Glee:Kurt/Blaine, Rachel/Finn, Quinn/Puck. V:Tandre, Cabbie, Bade. TD: NoCo!!!!! (Noah/Cody), DunNo (Duncan/Noah), DunCo (Duncan/Cody), Zoke (Mike/Zoe), Sorta Coke (Cody/Mike), Dott (Scott/Dawn), Jameron (Jo/Cameron), Jock (Brick/Jo). WG: Lil' Rob/Flipz. Goals In Life: Become a Writer or a Voice Actress...OR BOTH!!!!, Meet Tara Strong and Butch Hartman...Can't really think of anything else at the moment... Favorite Singers: Victoria Justice, Lea Michelle, Jasmine Sagginario, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Mitcell Musso, Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, Miranda Cosgrove, Carly Rae Jepsen, Max Schnieder. Britt Nicole. Favorite Bands: Relient K, Big Time Rush, SKILLET, Rocket to the moon, Every Avenue, NeverShoutNever, The Ready Set, Evanesance, ...The Drama Brothers... :3. Favorite books: The Hunger Games series,The Twilight series, Tithe...and some mo'... Faveorite words: Chestnut, Jacuzzi, ...Death... Story Ideas: Big Time Nicktoons: Sort of a crossover between Big Time Rush, Fairly OddParents, and Danny Phantom. It'll be kinda like the show, but a different cast. DP and FOP on FB:...What the title says... All I Want For Christmas Is You: Song fic. Timmy has left to Toronto to go visit his grandmother for Christmas, But Jasmine wanted to spend it with him... I Thought I Lost You: Timmy's gone missing and Jasmine has become very depressed... (Sorry the explanations are so short, but I'm trying to come up with the rest since they're just ideas so far...) WARNING: I SUCK AT TITLES, BEGINNINGS, AND ENDINGS.(At least I think I do.) Just had to get that out there. If anyone wants to see the Facebooks I made for Noah and Cody, https://www.facebook.com/#!/noah.amladi?fref=ts If you guys want to make Facebooks for the others, (Ex: Gwen, Duncan, etc.) Feel free to! Just friend request Noah and Cody while you're at it! Now I shall tell you about my OC's! Azelea Rivers Hair: Blonde Eyes: Left eye is blue, Right eye is brown Siblings: Adam Rivers (twin brother) Has: A...brother..., an obsession over Danny, a golden necklace shaped like a heart with a star in the middle from birth Personality: HYPER AND RANDOM!!!! Species: Part ghost (father's side), part fairy (mother's side), and part human (both parents are half human as well) Clothes: Human/Fairy form: Her hair is down to her mid-back in curls, white tank top, blue skinny jeans, and beige sandals. Ghost form: The top is like Dani's, but where there is black, there's purple and where there's white, there's pink. The bottom is pink leggings and a purple mini-skirt and pink boots. Her hair is red. Powers: Has a fairy wand and all the powers of a fairy. Has most of the powers of a ghost so far, but also has fire powers. Can shoot fire blasts and things of that nature. Adam Rivers Hair: Blonde Eyes: Left eye is brown, Right eye is blue Siblings: Azelea Rivers (twin sister) Has: A NUTCASE SISTER!, a golden necklace shaped like a star with a heart in the middle from birth Personality: Laid-back, shy Species: Part ghost (father's side), part fairy (both parents), and part human (both parents are half human as well) Clothes: Human/Fairy form: His hair is spiked up, he has a green T-shirt, baggy khaki pants, and black and white converse. Ghost form: His suit is like Danny's, but where there is black, there's blue and where there's white, there's red. His hair is red. Powers: Has a fairy wand and all the powers of a fairy. Has most of the powers of a ghost so far, but also has water powers. Can shoot water blasts and things of that nature. Jasmine Reyes Hair: Brown Eyes: Brown Siblings: Marina Reyes (In certain fics.), Cody Anderson (In certain fics.) Has/is: Timmy Turner's girlfriend, a Fairy Godparent (Blonda) Personality: Laid-back and shy, but can be hyper and random at times! Species: Human Clothes: Has a light pink shirt that shows her belly, light blue skinny jeans, pink platform sandals with blue straps, and a light pink headband. Bold are the ones that apply to me. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I am GOTH so I MUST hate everyone. I'm Bisexual, so I MUST be confused. COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE STEROTYPES. Feel free to add on sterotypes that apply to you that you hate. Note: This was composed of multiple people. These stereotypes do not all apply to everyone. It's just for those who hate stereotyping. kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period 's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually really only need to apply mascara to your top 's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first 's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love ... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted "Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... "Fanfiction is to me what facebook is to others" Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of s!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms (add this to your profile if your against child abuse) I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile: Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? Ernest Gaines There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex; they should draw the line at goats. Elton John Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" John Stewart DO NOT READ THIS NEXT LITTLE PART OR YOU WILL REGRET IT DEARLY!!(ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE NO TRUE PROFILE):0
(hehehehehe...) Can' t say I didn't warn you... 17 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!" 16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!" 17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you. If you are obsessed with DANNY PHANTOM, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friends don't really like DANNY PHANTOM, but you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. DO NOT READ THIS NEXT LITTLE PART OR YOU WILL REGRET IT DIRELY!! (Especially if you have no true profile!) :O This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Hehehehe... (Can't say I didn't warn ya...) I have a bloody mind. If you also have a bloody/gory/murderous mind, paste this in your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven. On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use". On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts". On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts". On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.(while running of a cliff "WAIT! WHAT?!) On a box of Legos: "Some assembly required." (...What?) To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01, Jidt, Horseluvr14, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoon,NoCoLover, Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! BOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAHHHHHH. If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own! DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP1111111111 Long live Danny Phantom! Revive the series Nickelodeon, FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE! Quotes for life Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground and miss. A wise man once said, "Go ask a woman." Escelatorslinky= endless fun When my mother wakes up in the morning, her feet touch the ground and the devil goes "HOLY CRAP! SHE'S UP!" Whatever does not kill me better run for it's Godforsaken life. The dinosaurs didn't die from a meteor, Barney came along and they all commited suicide. When asked why you are drinking in the early hours of the morning, reply "I wise man once said it's five'o'clock somehwere" Music is like candy, throw away the rappers. Invade the Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today! When in doubt, push random buttons! If once you do not succeed, quit and go see what's on TV. If quitters never win and winners never quit, what a-hole came up with 'Quit while you're ahead'? If Spongebob is such a big success, then why does he still work as a frycook? And why were his first words "May I take your order?" 42 is the answer to life, to the universe, to everything. A sane mind is a boring one. PMS: Possible Murder Suspect. There are three different kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't. If you actually tried to give yourself ghost powers, smack yourself for being stupid! Oh, and copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE DANNY PHANTOM. LOST BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Danny Phantom/Fairly OddParents/The Hunger Games/ something new every few minutes, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, Linzerj, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoonSkellingtonfan1-,NoCoLover, If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. If you sold yourself to the Dark Side a LONG time ago, copy and paste this into your profile. Also if the benefits from the Dark Side rock epic-ly. All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile "I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS: 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.) 15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Masturbate. 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras 46. Every five minutes, yell "WHOOP!" When asked, pretend you have no idea what they are talking about. 47: Insist that imaginary creatures (make up your own) are coming to take you away and you need to skip the test. 48: Sing songs (Llama song, Ultimate Showdown, Danny Phantom theme, Badger Badger Badger song...) and ignore pleas for you to stop. If you've ever wanted to go into the TV and make Timmy and Tootie kiss (or any other couple you adore but are too dense) Copy and paste into your profile and replace it with your favorite dense couple. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile. If you didn't like the way Phantom Planet ended, copy this into your profile. If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile. I don't understand some of the things people put on the copy and paste things, if you don't too copy this to your profile. If you think that Duncan and Courtney is/are as dense as Danny and Sam, copy this to your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Super iPod Life Challenge! 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) ...haven't done that yet, just getting ready and junk since this my mom's computer...and stuff... I'm not a fan of the do this and he'll do this things, but I thought it was cute! What a Boyfriend Should Do When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will : Call you. The Shuffle iPod Challenge thingy 1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle, (or in my case, E-Reader) 2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS (Oh boy..._ 1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Maroon 5: Never Gonna Leave This Bed (...) 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? LMFAO: Party Rock Anthem (True, true...I am very crazy and what-not) 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Big Time Rush: Worldwide (Creepy, I actually think about BTR A LOT!) 4. WHAT IS 2 2? Fairly OddParents: Adults Ruin Everything (True, knowing that adults ruin everything is as easy as 2 2!) 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Fairly OddParents: Where Is The Fun? (Weird, since my friend is TOTALLY fun and has only seen 1 episode of FOP...) 6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Miranda Cosgrove: Kissin' U (...exactly...) 7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Fairly OddParents: Gimme The Wand (Well, I DO kinda wanna be a fairy...I guess...) 8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Willow Smith: Whip My Hair (...Yes, E-Reader, I DO wanna be a small child with Will Smith as my dad and to whip my hair for no apparent reason!) 9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Mitchel Musso: 3 R's (Okay, 1: I don't know HOW THE HECK THAT GOT ON THERE!, and 2: Yes, I do think that my crush should learn to reduce, reuse and recycle!!!!) 10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? MAD Glee spoof thing, (Well, my parents DO think I'm mad!!!!) 11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Danny Phantom: Remember (OH YEAH!!!!) 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Fairly OddParents: Ten And In Charge (Okay then?) 13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST? Lady Gaga: Edge Of Glory (Ummm...) 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Selena Gomez: Cruella De Vil (Oh, yes! It's true!) 15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Alvin and The Chipmunks: Witch Doctor (...uh...) 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Ke$ha: Blow (Cirkut Remix) (OH NO! IMMA BLOW UP!!!!) 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Katy Perry: Electric Feel (Cover) (Imma get shocked to death by an eel?) 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Big Time Rush: Blow Your Speakers (I'll regret listening to BTR?) 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Danny Phantom Theme (HAHAHAHAHA! DANNY PUNCHES THE GHOST IN THE FACE AT THE END!) 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? 3OH!3: Touchin' On My (O.O) 21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Hannah Montana: Ordinary Girl (HANNAH MONTANA! I LOVE YOU!!!!) 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Fairly OddParents: If I Lived In T.V. (...yea...) 23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Jade West and Cat Valentine: Give It Up (I AM NOT A LESBO!!!!) 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Weird Al Yankovic: White And Nerdy (Sure!) 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Chip Skylark: My Shiny Teeth And Me (No no no, mah teeth are fine! It's mah back dat hurts!) 26. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Fairly Oddparents: What Girls Love (NO I'M NOT OKAY!!!! NOW GO BUY ME SOMETHING!!!!) 27. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Kickin' It Theme (Well, I do like to kick stuff!) 28. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Jennette McCurdy: Homeless Heart (Cover) (Yes, Hobos Are VERY SMEXY!!!!) 29. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Avril Lavigne: What The Hell (True, I care about nothing today...) 30.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Natasha Beningfield: Freckles (Yes, my life purpose is to have freckles! *looks in mirror and gasps* MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!!) When Victoria Justice Freaked the freak out that caused Cat Valentine and Jade West to give it up, That caused Bruno Mars to throw a granade, Fortunately, Taylor Swift rode away on a white horse, That made Rihanna the only girl in the world, along with Beyonce, Beyonnce telephoned Lady Gaga and heard that she was in a bad romance Man, I dropped my bag of doritos -.- Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.Then the worms came….Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once… If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christians will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the bible it says that if you deny him he will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this. :D :D :D :D Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me again, I’m beginning to see a pattern here. I hate it when websites ask "Are you human?" Ummm, hello? Im obviously a unicorn. "Would You Like a Table?” … “No not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 please.” Please copy and paste this in your profile if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone that may know someone who knows anyone. If you don't know anyone, or if you've heard of anyone who doesn't know anyone that doesn't know someone, then still copy this. It's important to spread the message. :) Oh, and the smily faces. Dont forget the smiley faces. :) I am me and only me because that is who I am. Agree? Add the name to the list. World's Love Song, Timmylover, I ordered a self-help tape called "How to handle disappointment" when the package came, the box was empty. if you get killed I wont be at your funeral I'll be in jail for killing you!!!! JK!...maybe.../ --_--] ()() Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We're Sparkly) ／l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature or profile to help him gain world domination. No one is sure whether he is Bunny's partner or nemisis... but copy him with bunny anyway! Copy this if you like LIKES TO FLIP TABLES. (ノಠ_ಠ)ノ PLEASE READ. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes. Very quietly, I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart 95 percent of girls would scream and cry if Justin Bieber jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile! If you think the kids should lay off of Lucky and let him have his Lucky Charms in peace, copy and past this onto your profile Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? THE EVIL CHICKEN IN MY CLOSET WANTS MY BUTTER!!!! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! SUPER KITTY, AWAY!! SMOOSH DAT. If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own. You Know You're A Fairly Odd Parents Fan If. . . You constantly daydream about the show, creating new episode ideas in your head, and sooner or later posting them on FanFic. You can answer any question somebody asks you about the show. (ex: How many years Cosmo and Wanda have been married.) You and your teacher have an argument on why Fairly Odd Parents doesn't make sense. (Idiotic teacher, you don't make sense. Fairly Odd Parents makes more sense than math class does.) If you and your friend have a thumb war over who's cuter, Poof or Edward Cullen, and you've beaten them and said: "Hah, beat that, Cullen kid." If you want Vicky to be your babysitter, just so you can have Cosmo, Wanda and Poof as your godparents. If you've looked up Fairy World on MapQuest and GoogleEarth and find nothing, but still continue to look everyday to see if anything has changed. If you have every Fairly Odd Parents song on your MP3, and also have them memorized. If you've memorized all the Fairly Odd dialogue from every single episode, oh yeah cartoon shorts, and movies. If your favorite character on the show is a villain. If you constantly say quotes from Fairly Odd Parents in real life (Ex: "Corndog what?" or "What could possibly go wrong?" or "Good times. Gooooooooood times."). People say Fairly Odd Parents is weird and you agree with them because that's what makes the show special and unique. If you think you've seen pink, green, and purple objects together wherever you go. If you dream of a spazzing Crocker after watching a bazillion of your recorded FOP episodes in one night. (Linzerj) If you want Timmy to be a fairy. (Poof Rocks) If you are a Fairly Odd Parents Fan, whether or not you've done any of this stuff, copy and paste this to your profile and add something of your own If you are a Fairly Odd Parents Fan, add your name to this list: Radar180, Linzerj, Poof Rocks, NoCoLover, (You Know You're A Fairly Odd Parents Fan If... was originally made by Radar180) This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line. Then you'll get the joke. Alternate Names: 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Jasizzle (Eh...) 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):Black Dog (Cool-ish) 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):Chanel Battle (I like!) 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Reyjaago (It sounds like I'm from like Bakugan or something...) 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Black Soda (...) 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):Aycasay (?) 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Joy (I love my mom's middle name!) 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Pee-Wee (YES, I HAVE A CHIHUAHUA NAMED PEE-WEE!...and mah goth name sounds so stupid!) 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Orange Tornado (I like this one too!) 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Black Eye-Patch (...meh) Things I am not to do at Hogwarts 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 13) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 14) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 15) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive 16) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 17) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" 18) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 19) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 20) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 21) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 22) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 23) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 24) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways 25) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 26) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 27) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 28) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 29) will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 30) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 31) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 32) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak 33) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 34) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 35) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 36) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 37) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 38) I will not attack my fellow classmates 39) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area 40) I will not tell everyone that Remus has a diseased bunny and to ask him about his 'fluffy little problem' If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen luciangirl06 Violet911 beachbum999/Hailey GiraffeLuvah64/Mira Lilmonkey13/Abby NoCoLover/Jasmine Write Down Twelve Random Characters! 1.Timmy Turner 2.Jasmine Reyes 3.Danny Fenton 4.Azelea Rivers 5.Tootie DeLisle 6.Paulina Sanchez 7.Adam Rivers 8.Jazz Fenton 9.Trixie Tang 10.Ember McLain 11.Dash Baxter 12. Skulker 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Dash and Paulina? No, I don't like either character that much, so... 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Azelea? Ummmm...eh. 3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out? Sam and Jazz? GROSS!!!! 4) Do you recall any fics about nine? Well, I think I remember reading one where she and Timmy are dating (BARF!) and she gets all fat and shiznit! 5) Would two and six make a good couple? Me and PAULINA!?!?!?!?! VOMIT!!!! 6) Five/Nine or five/ten? Is neither a choice? 7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing? Jasmine: Should we do this? Jazz: I guess... Adam: WHAT THE H*LL ARE YOU TWO DOING? Jazz: Ummm...we heard the Katy Perry song... Jasmine: CURSE YOU, KATY PERRY!!!! 8) Make up a summary of a three/ten/twelve fanfic. Uhhh...Ember falls in love with Danny, but when Sam finds out, she goes up to Ember and re-kills her with her own guitar! THE END! 9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff? Timmy and Jazz? EW! 10) Suggest a title for a five and four hurt/comfort fic? Tootie and Azelea? Uhhhhhhhh...I got nothin... 11) What might five scream at a great moment of passion? TIMMY, I LOVE YOU!!!! 12) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Timmy, Paulina, and Sam? Hmmmm...how about, WARNING:GOTH AND PREP GET INTO A CATFIGHT AND GOTH BEATS PREP WITH BOY WITH BEAVER TEETH! 13) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? Ember on ME? How about NONE! 14) What's a song that would describe number five's feelings towards number six? Tootie on Paulina!?!?!?! Let's just skip that one! 15) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with one! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! *hugs Timmy* Timmy: I'm scared. Write Down Ten Random Characters! 1.Timmy Turner 2.Jasmine Reyes 3.Danny Fenton 4.Azelea Rivers 5.Tootie DeLisle 6.Paulina Sanchez 7.Adam Rivers 8.Jazz Fenton 9.Trixie Tang 10.Ember McLain Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens? Azelea: I'm SO glad you guys could make it! Especially you, Danny... Danny: ... Jazz: Don't worry little brother, I GOT THIS! *Smacks Azelea in the face, Tucker ramdomly pops up* Tucker: CAT FIGHT!!!! You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? Me: So,Timmy, after I'm done un-packing...ya know what I wanna do upstairs? Timmy: Oh yeah... Both: PRANK CALLS!!!!!!!! Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction? Ember: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! ADAM, TIMMY'S GONNA KILL. YOU! Adam: Crap. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous.What happens? Danny: KISS ME! Paulina: EW! Jazz: I'LL SAVE YOU LITTLE BROTHER!!!!!!! *Kills Paulina* Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven? Azelea: RAWR! Me: WHAT THE H*LL?!?!?!?! Jasmine: STAY AWAY FROM ME! Both:O.o One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? There's food everywhere* Timmy: ...And that's how make pancakes...*Holds up peace sign on both hands*...GOODNIGHT! Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose? Jazz: ...why am I doing this? Danny: IT WAS EITHER YOU, A STALKER, OR SOME GIRL I DON'T KNOW! WE'LL GET A DIVORCE LATER!!!!! Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it? Adam: BRING ME SUM FEEEEEWWWD!!!! Tootie: Nah, she's dating Timmy and with her outta the way, I could have him! So, you can keep her! Adam: BUT I'M HUUUUUUUUNGRY! Jasmine: LET ME GO, YOU B*STARD! Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance? Danny: *shoots everyone with ecto-beams* GET AWAY! *everyone leaves* Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for One. How does One react? Timmy: WHEN THE H*LL DID THIS HAPPEN!?!!?!? Adam: Oh God... Why is Six afraid of Seven? Paulina: YOU ATE JAZZ!?!? Adam: No... Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late? Trixie: Sorry I was l- WHAT THE H*LL!?!?!!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DATING TOMMY! Timmy: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!!!! Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY HOUSE!?!??!! Tootie: Hey, ya got aneh korn??? *Passes out* Trixie: Aw naw, TOOOOOOTIEEEEE- *Passes out* Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back? Trixie: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Jasmine: JAZZ!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *Kills Trixie with baseball bat she randomly pulled out* Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves? Paulina: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Runs away* Timmy: YOU B*TCH! Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? Jazz: Go fly to the grocery store! Danny: ...KAY! *Flys off* Two is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Five do? Tootie: *Pulls plug* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NOW TIMMY SHALL BE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!! The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up? Adam: Sooooo... Jasmine: Stay. Away. From me. *Runs to Timmy* Write Down Ten Random Characters! 1.Timmy Turner 2.Jasmine Reyes 3.Danny Fenton 4.Azelea Rivers 5.Tootie DeLisle 6.Paulina Sanchez 7.Adam Rivers 8.Jazz Fenton 9.Trixie Tang 10.Ember McLain What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Me: Why are you here? Timmy: I wanted to tell you somethin' Me: What? Timmy: ...hi! Me: WHAT DA FUDGE!?!?!? *Whacks him with random bat* Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Danny: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Timmy: *pops out of nowhere* GET THE H*LL OUT OF HERE!!!! Me: BOTH OF YOU GET OUT OF HERE!!!! Number 5 cooked you dinner? Tootie: *Serves dinner* Me: ...What did you put in this? Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Azelea: *Snores and drools* Me: *pulls out camera* Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Me: Jazz, I'm SO sorry I had that chainsaw out near you! Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Adam: Jasmine, I am your father! Me: O.o *Passes out* Number 9 made fun of your friends? Me: AW NAW! THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN WHILE I'M HERE, GURL! *Whacks Trixie with bat* Number 10 ignored you all the time? Me: EMBER, SPEAK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Ember: NO, GO AWAY!!!!! Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Timmy: *Kills the killers with heat vision* Me: YAY!!!!!!!!! You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Me: ME, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Me: I can't! I'M HURT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? Danny: *Hands me gift* Me: *Opens it* O.M.G. YOU GOT ME THE HUNGER GAMES SERIES AND THE MOVIE ON DVD?...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!*Hugs* You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Azelea: *Uses fairy powers to put out the fire* Me: YAY!!!! You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Tootie: *Dies laughing* Me: I'm never singing again... You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: Timmy: WHAT THE H*LL!?!!?!? Ember: Don't worry, we'll get divorced soon after! You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Adam: Don't worry, the cops will NEVER FIND HIS CORPSE!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!! Me: YAY! You can't stop laughing. What will 1 do? Timmy: *Kisses me* Me: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Me: *Rambles on about how I LOVE Timmy* You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? Danny: Mom, meet Jasmine! Me: HI! Mrs. Fenton: Hello, Jasmine. You know, Danny's sis- Me: I LIKE THE COLOR OF YER SUIT-A-MA-JIGGER!!!!! Mrs. Fenton: ...Okay? Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? Me: Don't worry, I think Adam likes you! Adam: Uhhh...no I- Me: YES YOU DO!!!! Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? Me: Spam, spam, sp- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? Me: *Takes out bat* EMBER!!!! IMMA KEEL YEW!!!!! AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!! *Kills Ember with bat* Would 2 trust 5? Jasmine: Uhhh...lemme thi-NO! Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? Azelea: *Pokes Ember* Ember: DON'T TOUCH ME!!!! *Blasts Azelea with ghost ray* 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? Tootie: How about chemistry? Timmy: How about NO!!!! If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? Danny: How about lasanga? Paulina: EW! I'M NOT EATING ANYTHING YOU MAKE! Danny: *Sighs* 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? Adam: IMMA HELP DANNY AND AZELEA FIGHT GHOUSTZ!!!! Trixie: IMMA BE A MODEL!!!! Adam: NO! IMMA MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? Me: JAZZ! CHOP ALL HER HAIR OFF!!!! 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? Trixie: *Shows Paulina picture* Paulina: *Points at picture* HEY, LOOK! IT'S DASH!!!! 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Ember: Uhhhh...no, I won't come over to your mansion... Trixie: *Drunk* But whyyyyyyy?! 1 accidentally kicked 10? Ember: TURNER, IMMA KEEL YOU!!!! Timmy: AAAAHHHHH!!!! I'M SOOOOOORRRRRRYYYYY!!!! 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? Trixie: Spam, spam, sp-AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! WHAT IS SHE DOING!?!?!? 8 had quite a big secret? Jazz:...I STILL PLAY WITH STUFFED ANIMALS!!!! Me: No. Duh. What would 1 think of 2? Timmy: Well, she's my girlfriend...that should explain enough... Jasmine: LOVE YEW TOO!!!! *Glomps Timmy* How would 3 greet 4? Danny: Uhhh...hey Azelea... Azelea: HIIIIII!!!! *Tackles Danny* Sam: *Pops out from nowhere with golf club* AAWWW NAAAWW! *Hits Azelea with golf club* What would 4 envy about 5? Azelea: Ummm...you have...purple...glasses? Tootie: *Sighs* What dream would 5 have about 2? Tootie: *Dreams that Jasmine dies and she gets Timmy* What do 6 and 7 have in common? Adam: ...nothing. Absoulutley NOTHING. What would make 10 scared of 1? Ember: NO! NOT MY GUITAR!!!! Timmy: *About to smash guitar* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! How do you feel right now? Ummm...smooth? Write Down Ten Total Drama Characters! 1. Cody 2. Noah 3. Sierra 4. Mike 5. Izzy 6. Bridgette 7. Me! 8. Heather 9. Zoey 10. Owen Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens? Mike: ...Why did I invite you guys again? Heather: Just shut up and gimme some food. Sierra: WHERE'S CODY?!?! You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? Me: HEY CODY! *Smiles crazily* Cody: Uhhh...how long are you staying? Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction? Owen: GREAT ALEXANDER THE GREAT, NOAH! WHAT ABOUT CODY?!?! Noah: ...you never saw this. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous.What happens? Heather: GET OFFA MY BRIDGEY-KINS! GO BACK TO RAPING CODY!!!! Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven? Me: WTF, MIKE? Me: YEA! WTF, MIKE? Mike: ...didn't this happen before with someone else? Both Me's: Yep. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? Cody: ...And now we and 45 cups of melted chocolate...wait, we're all out! HEY! SOMEONE BRING OUT 30 MORE GALLONS OF CHOCOLATE, PLEASE! Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose? Sierra: WHY CAN'T YOU BE CODY!?!?!? Mike: SHUT. UP. ABOUT. CODY. ALREADY!!!! I'M GETTING A DIVORCE AFTER THIS! Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it? Me: GIMME CODY. Noah: PLEASE. HURRY. *Face turns blue* Izzy: ...'KAY. Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance? No. Sierra dies. Everyone (Especially Cody): YAY! Everyone is invited to One and Two's wedding except for Three. How does Three react? Sierra: *Bursts through the door* NOAH! STAY AWAY FROM MY CODY-KINS! Cody: STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!!!! Me: GET OUTTA HERE, YOU BITCH! DON'T RUIN THE AWESOME GAY NOCO MOMENT! *Shoots Sierra* Why is Six afraid of Seven? Me: *Holds a buzz saw up to her surfboard* Bridgette: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Nine arrives late for One and Two's wedding. What happens and why were they late? Zoey: Sorry I'm late, I was making sure Scott never heals. What'd I miss? Me: SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN! THEY'RE ABOUT TO KISS! Four and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Mike: I looooooooove you! Zoey: NOOOOO! I loooooooooove you! Both: *Collapse in a heap on the floor* Me: *Stares at them with confused look on face* Eight murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back? Noah: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *Looks at Heather* YOU BITCH! *Throws GIGANTIC book at her* Heather: *Dies* Three and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves? Sierra: *picks up Cody and throws him like in the Yukon* SAVE YOURSELF! *Gets killed by...whatever it is that is trying to kill them* Cody: *Fist pumps* YES! Seven and Ten go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? Me: You can fish, right? Owen: Yep! Me: 'Kay then. You go do that. Five is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Ten do? Owen: *sings "Oh, My Izzy"...or something* The quiz is over. By the way, how did One and Two end up? Cody: Awesome! *Snuggles with Noah* List ten random characters! 1. Cody 2. Noah 3. Sierra 4. Mike 5. Izzy 6. Alejandro 7. Me! 8. Heather 9. Zoey 10. Owen Then ask the following questions What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Me: ...what are you doing here at 3 in the morning Cody? ...Not that I mind... Cody: No reason...wait, WHAT? Me: Nothing. Number 4 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Mike: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Number 5 cooked you dinner? Me: *Is served food* ...What is this? Izzy: Izzy's own recipe: explosive burrito! Me: ...what makes it explosive? Izzy: Dynamite! DERR! Me: ...Dear God. Number 3 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Me: *steals all of Sierra's Cody stuff* Heh. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Me: I'M YOUR MOTHER. Me: ...Oh God. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Heather: You just had to try and cut my hair off again, didn't you? Me: Yep. Number 6 made fun of your friends? Me: YOU HURT MY FRIENDS! NOW YOU MUST DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!! Number 1 ignored you all the time? Me: COOOODYYYY!!!!! WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO MEEEEEEEE????? Cody: 'CUZ YOU'RE CRAZY LIEK SIERRA!!!! Me: AT LEAST I DON'T SNIFF YOUR SHOES!!!!! ...As far as you know... Two serial killers are hunting you down. What 5 will do? Izzy: *Goes ape on the killers* Me: YAY! You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Noah: *Sighs* Great. Now I gotta carry you to the hospital. Me: Why can't you call an amberlamps? Noah: Because you used up all my battery trying to see what my messages from Cody said! Me: THEY WERE SOOOOOOO CUTE, THOUGH! It's your birthday. What does 1 get you? Cody: *Hands me present* Me: *Tears it open* A NEW LAPTOP!?!? HOW'D YOU KNOW? Cody: YOU WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT WANTING ONE FOR A WEEK! You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Mike: *Turns into Svetlana* SVETLANA SHALL GET US OUT OF DIS! *Grabs me and jumps out a window* Me: YAY! *Kisses Mike's cheek* Mike: *Still Svetlana* Ummmm...Svetlana does not like you in dat vay... Me: ... You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will do? Heather: *Laughs her ass off* Me: SHUT UP! I never liked ballet anyway... You're about to marry number 2. What's 1's reaction: Cody: NOAH! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!! Noah: I'M SORRY! SHE'S FORCING ME!!! Me: DAMN RIGHT I AM. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Me: ...You wanna watch Noah and Cody make out? Me: ...YOU KNOW ME SO WELL! You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? Zoey: ...Ummmm...go Jasmine? You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Owen: *farts* Me: HAHAHAHAhahaha... *Dies from Owen's gas* Owen: ...Crap. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Me: Well, He's such a cute lil' dork, with his gap in his teeth and personality and such...but, although I would love to be with him, I think Noah should have him. Noah: YAY! You're dating 4 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? Mike: Jasmine, I want you to meet my mom. Me: *Throws up pointer finger and pinky* 'Sup woman. Mrs. Mike's mom: Get out. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Me: EW! NO! Alejandro: Nunca en un millón de años que he besar esa psico! Izzy: sí. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Me: Where in the hell have you been. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Me: Why are you staring? We have the same haircut! Me: I know...but...that means we look weird... Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? Me: It's okay. You have Ale-ass hole! Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? Me: Spam, spam, spam, spa-WHAT THE HELL? You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? Me: *Sees Owen and Cody* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT NOCO WAS FOREVER!!!!!!! Noah: *Kills Owen* Would 2 trust 5? Noah: Never in a million years. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? Mike: *Pokes Owen* Owen: *Farts* Mike: *Dies* 2 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? Noah: I call romance 101. Cody: Same! *Makes out with Noah* If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? Alejandro: Oh Dios mío, Sierra, we are not making Cody-cakes! Sierra: YES WE ARE! Alejandro: Perra. 1 and 2 apply for a job. What job? Both: COMPUTER TECHNICIAN! 5 gives 8 a haircut. Is that okay? (I watch while Izzy hacks off Heather’s hair) 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? Zoey: *Holds up sketch* Alejandro: HEATHER? Zoey: Yep. *Smiles* 1 and 2 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Cody: Okay, we're doing this where? Noah: My house. 7 pm. 1 accidentally kicked 8? Cody: Sorry! Heather: Sorry won’t fix it! You're dead, Dork-wad! 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? Zoey: Spam, spam, spam, spa-MY EYES! IT’S SO DIRTY! 5 and 2 did a workout together? (Izzy runs past Noah for fifteenth time that day) 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? Alejandro: ...Meh. 7 won the lottery? Me: YAAAAAAYYYY!!!! NOW I CAN BUY MORE CAMERAS FOR MORE NOCO!!!!!!! 8 had quite a big secret? Heather:...I LOVE ALEJANDRO! Me: It was obvious, everybody knows. Heather: CRAP! 9 became a singer? Zoey: *jams awesomely on guitar* 10 got a daughter? Little girl: *Farts* Owen: ATTA GIRL! What would 1 think of 2? Cody: Lemme sum him up in one word: Sexy. Noah: YEA I AM. *Makes out with Cody* How would 7 greet 4? Me: 'SUP. Mike: 'SUP. What would 4 envy about 6? Mike: EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE PERFECT! Alejandro: That's because I am, señor. Me: *Cough* noyou'renot. *Cough* What dream would 8 have about 6? Heather: *Dreams that she marries Al* What do 6 and 7 have in common? Me:...We're both...spanish...? What would make 2 angry at 3? Noah: QUIT TRYING TO RAPE MY BOYFRIEND!!!!! What would 9 never dare to tell 10? Zoey: Don't tell Mike, but, for a couple episodes, I trusted Scott more than him. Owen: He already knows. Zoey: CRAP. What would make 1 scared of 3? Sierra: *Creepily* Come here Cody... Cody: Dear God. How do you feel right now? ...Bored. copyed and pasted this copy and paste line copy and paste this in your profile When all else fails, read the directions. Someone told me that it was illegal to kill someone just because they pissed you off...crap... I'm not a tomboy, I'm just better than you. I am who I am and I be who I be, you can kiss my ass if you don't like what you see. I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not. Party hard, rock and roll. We're the class you can't control I'm not clumsy, I just think faster than I move. I'm not random, I just think quicker than you. Jealous? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Does the noise in my head bother you? When it rains at my party, we dance in the rain. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Being mature is overrated. I'm the kind of kid who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL. Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART. Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG. Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY. Calling me POOR won't make you RICH. Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT. Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL. So why bother? So youre saying that i'm a loser because i don't want to be popular. labels dont define me I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. 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Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj If your a fan of Fairly Odd Parents and/or Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile. 1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5) If you quote along with your favourite shows and love doing that, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've seen the colours pink and green and suddenly think of Cosmo and Wanda, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are getting old and you keep on watching and loving cartoon, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. What movie/show is it? (I will quote from any cartoon, TV show, or movie I know of at random times just because I randomly feel like it.) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you're ever talked to yourself and actually answered out loud while people in the room looked at you like you had seven limbs, three unnatural (well, duh) heads, and feathers sprouting from everywhere on you, copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get angry that not all of the copy-and-paste things have proper puncuation, copy and past this onto your profile. If you are forever striving to achieve good grammar, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time with my sister!) If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. (Not yet, but I'm gonna next time I go to the mall...so basically when I'm 20) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something. If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile! I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. My carrot is blue! People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up a Naruto manga and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OGD (Obsessive Gaara Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. Crazy is if you've memorized the Zelda game backwards and forwards because you've played it 5 times and helpped people play it 4 times! Crazy is if you talk to you're imaganary friends so much even your mother thinks you're insane. Crazy is when you just randomly burst out laughing during an 'akward silence' moment, then just said, "So, what's up?". If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile. If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara,slytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01. Mistieana, Linzerj 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01, Mistieana, Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj 98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! And/or if you're one of the 2 who hasn't been or drunk alcohol. (I had Champagne when I was nine but Dad wanted us to taste it for New Years. I spat it out when I tasted it, nasty stuff. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.)(no that line does not belong to me, it comes from the movie Princess Bride. If you haven't seen that movie go out right now and watch it.) LinkFangirl01. Yuk Achohol. It smells horrible ! How can people like that stuff!) Mistieana (I completly agree with LinkFangirl01. Even abbout 'The Princess Bride') Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj (I did this for the muffins thing! And, yeah, I agree with LinkFangirl01 and Mistieana.) If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile I want child abuse to stop. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile. If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile I don't understand some of the things people put on the copy and paste things, if you don't too copy this to your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile If you think copying stuff on to your profile is stupid copy this onto your profile! If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! If you think that girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you plan to not loose your virginity until you are married, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are over the age of ten and still watch Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, or any other "kid" channels, copy and paste this on your profile. If you disagree with Teletoon TDI's profile on Noah saying "He is not hot", copy this into you profile. If you think that the producers would be freaked out over how many fans think Noah is hot, copy and paste this into your profile If you think the producers forgot about LindsayxTyler being canon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you own a screenshot of wet hair!Noah, copy this into your profile. If you ever considered what would happen if Izzy and Noah were dormmates, copy this into your profile. --POST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!!-- Re-post this if you believe homophobia(I believe homophobia is hate or fear against homosexuals) is wrong. Please do your part to end it(Copy this and what's below). I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. That's really depressing.. Fight for equality!! RAWR! :O YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffine People think you're insane. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions. Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes. According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless. You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. DO NOT READ THIS NEXT LITTLE PART OR YOU WILL REGRET IT DIRELY!! (Especially if you have no true profile!) :O This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Hehehehe... U BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night and Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try (Can't say I didn't warn ya...) YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Total: 15 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 17 Helpful Advice: A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Girls Every day, thousands of animals are abandoned, abused, and even killed. Cats get injuries like Brightheart's; scars and injuries, and no love at all. Some lose body parts, and others just lose hope. They can't speak out for themselves, but we can. Please help save the animals from being abused. Copy and paste this message if you want animal abuse to stop. Animals are on the brink of extintion everywhere. Some are hunted away, and otehrs are losing their hmes. Copy and paste this message if you want to help save the wild animals in any way you can. You know you live in 2009 when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!' 7.) You just realized that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object 8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents) 9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces 10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 15.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Parker 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Black 3. Your first initial? J 4. Your month of birth? February 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black 6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. Marina 7. Your favorite number? 7 8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Uhhhhh...I wish I could meet Tara Strong...SOON! Are you done? I dunno, you tell me. If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. How'd ya know? 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Yep, that's me! Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. That's a lie...I'M DEPRESSED! SO WHAT! L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Already happened...I'M NOT TELLIN' WHO! Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. Um…what are you, a fortune cookie? White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. NO, SHE'S MY SISTER, YA RETARD!!!! 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. Darn! 8. If you choose... Florida: You are a laidback person. What. A. LIE! 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! OMG, My birthday is in February, AND IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS! YAAAAAAAY! Copy and paste this onto your profile if you read this far, and to make YOUR profile even longer than before!! Copy and paste THIS onto your profile if you are crazy and/or weird. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you like muffins, bagels, and/or Frosted Flakes. If you had a panic attack when Danny and Sam kissed in 'Phantom Planet', copy and paste this to your profile! If you've noticed that at least 1 person (Main character or extra) in ALL of Butch Hartman's shows has giant buckteeth, copy and paste this to your profile! If you think Spongebob is gay, but you watch it if you have absolutely NOTHING else to do, copy and paste this to your profile! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! THIS IS A RANDOM REPOST THAT EVERYONE SHOULD PUT ON THEIR PROFILE OR BOBO THE CLOWN WILL COME TO DO THE FOLLOWING... 1. Burn your house down. And finally... 10. EAT ALL YOUR COOKIES! :O Copy and paste this in your profile if you are extremely random and you do not want a crazed clown to eat all your cookies. If YOU are the person that sat with the kid that was alone at lunch, then your my friend. If YOU were the person that sat alone at lunch, then your my friend If YOU have tried your entire life to make a difference, then your my friend. If YOU were rejected, then your my friend. If YOU have never been the most popular, then your my friend. If YOU are fed up with stereotypes, then your my friend. If YOU are sick of clicks, then your my friend. If YOU are strange, then your my friend. Repost this to tell the others that they are not alone. 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. 'Lupin was wearing an odd expression as he looked at Harry. It'...-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? ...Air. 3.What is the last thing you watched on TV? The Fairly OddParents...obviously... 4. Without looking, guess what time it is. 9:30 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 9:18...I was...kinda...sorta...not close... 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The t.v. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? A couple hours ago. Telling my sister I couldn't watch her practice her Color Guard thing cuz I had to pee...yea... 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? The rest of my profile. 9. What are you wearing? A Peeta mellark T-shirt and striped-ed pajama pantz. YAY. PEETA! 10. Did you dream last night? I don't really remember, but I don't think so...weird... 11. When did you last laugh? When I was talking to my friend at school today. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Red. Paint. 13. Seen anything weird lately? Man Vs. Wild. 'Nuff sed. 14. What do you think of this quiz? Meh. 15. What is the last film you saw? Alvin and the Chipmunks meet the wolfman. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? My school so I could demolish it...I hate school. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. My friends call me 'Poofy' cause mah hair is all puffy and what-not. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? NO. PREPPY. PEOPLE. (Or monkeys...they're the same thing anyways, right?) 19. Do you like to dance? I would if I could. 20. George Bush. ...Yes. 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Exzann. After my aunt. 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Timothy... :3. .:FIRE:. .:WATER:. .:EARTH:. .:AIR:. .:DARKNESS:. .:LIGHT:. IMMA TIE BETWEEN AIR AND FIRE...cool. For all Glee fans... 1) Your favorite female character... RACHEL. BERRY. FTW. 2) Your favorite male character... I LOVE KURT HUMMEL!!!! 3) Your favorite group performance... I CAN'T CHOOOOOOOSE!!!! D: 4) Your favorite solo... Cough Syrup by Blaine Anderson!!!! 5) Your favorite duet... Defying Gravity by Kurt and Rachel 6) Your favorite Rachel/Finn moment... WHEN HE PROPOSES!!!! 7) Your favorite Sugar/Artie moment... ...Don't really know... 8) Your favorite Quinn/Puck moment... ...Don't know dat either... 9) Your favorite Sam/Mercedes moment... When Sam tweeted that Mercedes smelled good. XD 10) Your favorite Will/Emma moment... THE PROPOSAL!!!! 11) Your favorite Sue Sylvester moment... That time/those times (I can't remember) when she waas being all nice to Becky. 12) A scene/moment that pissed you off... I DON'T KNOW!!! 13) A scene/moment that made you cry... When Kurt sang Blaine a song cuz dey were fighting about Chandler texting Kurt. ;.; 14) A scene/moment that made you happy... When Kurt and Blaiene made up in Mrs. Pillsbury's office! 15) The couple you ship the most... Well...from the above 2 questions, I'm pretty sure you can see that I LOOOOOOVE KLAINE!!!!!!!!!!!! 16) Your favorite episode... You're making me choose one? 17) Your least favorite episode... Again, you're making me choose? 18) Your least favorite character... Dat Washington chick dat coaches swim team. 19) Your least favorite performance... None! :D They're all amazing! 20) Your favorite quote... "You can still dance in my dreams, Quinn. And you and fly and breathe fire." -Brittany. XD 21) Your favorite guest star... RICKY. FREAKIN'. MARTIN. 22) Your least favorite guest star... I dunno. 23) The character you relate to the most... Rachel Berry...XD 24) The character you would like to see more of... KURT. DEY NEED EVEN MORE KURT. 25) Something that happened you wish hadn't... Sebastian slushie-ing Blaine. 26) Something that hadn't happened but you wish did... Kurt and Blaine kissing when dey made up. 27) Your idea for a love triangle... Joe-Quinn-Puck 28) Your idea for a future Glee character... Finn and Rachel's baby! 29) If you could create a character for you to be, who would it be? The girl that Kurt would leave Blaine and not be gay anymore for!!!! j/k XD 30) Your idea for a future Glee performance... I don't know... 31) Your favorite Brittany/Santana moment? IDK... 32) And last but not least...YOUR FAVORITE KURT/BLAINE MOMENT? ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!! ALL OF THE KLAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Pick the month you were born on... 1 (Jan) - I shot Pick the day (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star Pick the color of shirt you are wearing... White - because im sexy like that I got : I ran shirtless with a hobo because im gay...O.o 01. You’re currently confused about someone’s feelings for you. GLEE QUIZ! The first character I fell in love with: Kurt! The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Sue The character everyone else loves that I don't: Puck The character I used to love but not any more: ...Puck The character I'd slap: Sebastian A ship I love: KLAINE! A ship I hate: Faberry! My three favorite characters: Kurt, Rachel, and Blaine My three least favorite characters: Karofsky, Sebastian and Washington Character I'm most like: Rachel My favorite guest star: Ricky Martin Favorite group performance: You're kidding me? That's IMPOSSIBLE to choose! My favorite duets: Defying Gravity, Baby It's Cold Outside and Let It Snow. My favorite solos: I DON'T KNOW!!!! My favorite episodes: Can't choose! XD SO MANY!!!!!!!!! Alejandro: (X) You're Latino (X) You're manipulative (X) You're evil (XD) ( ) You fall for King/Queen Bees ( ) You've been severely burned/injured (X) You have an annoying brother/sister (X) You speak more than one language (Some...XD) Total: 5 Beth: (X)You are a wannabe at sometimes (X) You have a best friend (X) You wear/used to wear braces (Well, I'm getting them) (X) Singing is one of your hobbies (X) You easily fall for the eye candy (X) One of your favorites colors is pink ( ) You work on a farm Total: 6 Bridgette: ( ) You surf ( ) You're a vegetarian ( ) You care about the environment/Mother Nature (X) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you (X) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail (X) You have a boyfriend/girlfriend You get along with everybody Everything should be natural to you Total: 3 Cody: (X) You love technology (X) Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys (X) You are a quick healer ( ) You easily get sun burn ( ) You have a gap between your front teeth (The opposite acually...) ( ) A poor diet scares you ( ) You play the keyboard (X) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you Total: 4 Courtney: ( ) You are/were a CIT (X) You want everything right (X) You get mad easily ( ) Everything is important to you ( ) You are/were on the Student Council (X) Everything turns out wrong for you ( ) You fall for the delinquents/criminals (X) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly Count: 4 DJ (X) You love animals ( ) Everybody loves you ( ) You've been raised right ( ) Everybody is your friend ( ) You are happy most of the time (MOST, not all) ( ) You never get mad (X) You get scared easily (X) Group hugs are cuddly Count: 3 Duncan: ( ) You have/had a mohawk ( ) You've been to jail/prison (X) You love skulls and crossbones (X) You have piercings (X) Green is one of your favorite colors (X) Punk is one of your favorite music genres (X) You pick on dorks (I admit it, IMMA ASS!) (X) You have a smug facial expression sometimes Count: 6 Eva: ( ) You often lift weights ( ) You wear knee high socks with gym clothes ( ) You've been through anger management (...ALMOST got put in...ALMOST.) (X) You are competitive ( ) You can lift anything (X) Happiness is not your forte ( ) You often don't fall in love too easily ( ) You're never happy Count: 2 Ezekiel: ( ) You're homeschooled ( ) You're a sexist ( ) You have/had/wear a toque ( ) You often say "eh" ( ) You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday ( ) You pick your nose often ( ) You have no friends ( ) You are pale Count: 0 Geoff: ( ) You love parties ( ) You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend ( ) You often make out most of the day ( ) You wear a cowboy hat (X) You're the youngest sibling in your family ( ) One of your nicknames is "Party Girl" or "Party Boy" ( ) You are invited to all of the parties ( ) You skateboard Count: 1 Gwen: (X) You're goth (Sorta...) ( ) You have highlights ( ) You wear blue lipstick ( ) You wear fishnets and black (X) You make the first move (X)Preppy things piss you off (X) Annoying things irk you up Count: 4 Harold: (X) You can be a pervert at some times (X) You often say "Booyah" or "Yes" (X) You're a dork ( ) You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy ( ) You read comics (X) You breathe loud (X) You get picked on most of the time (X) You save chewed gum (Used to...xP) Count: 6 Heather: ( )You're the Queen Bee ( ) You are/were a cheerleader (X) You often lie about being nice sometimes (X) You often get embarrassed ( ) Weird people make you mad ( ) You break couples up (X) You often call people "losers" (X) You are never trusted (ALMOST never...but people shouldn't. XD) Count: 4 E-Scope (X) You're crazy/psycho You were once wanted by the police/RCMP ) You're a redhead ( ) Fire is your addiction (X) You love acting silly ( ) You run a lot ( ) You want to be called by your nickname ( ) You've camped out in the woods Count: 2 Justin: ( ) You're the eye candy ( )People often stare at you ( ) People faint when they see you (X) You lie to most people ( ) Beauty is a talent to you ( ) You once/often get photo shots ( ) You don't care about anything but beauty ( ) You're gorgeous Count: 1 Katie (X) You have a BFFFL (X) You have big hips, but skinny body ( ) You're pretty ( ) You're often sweet (X) You blush easily ( ) You wear pigtails (X) You listen to Pop Music (X) You're skinnier than your friends Count: 5 LeShawna: ( ) You're the ghetto girl ( ) You wear baby T's (X) You easily get pissed off (X) You love winning (X) You have a great taste in style (...I guess...) ( ) You know how to dance (X) Rap is one of your favorite music genres ( ) You often wear hoop earrings Count: 4 Lindsay: ( )You are/were a blonde (X) You're dumb ( ) You take Gymnastics ( ) Your boobs are big ( ) You're a "Daddy's Girl" ( ) You fall for the jocks ( ) Your eyes are blue (X) Makeup looks pretty on you (I don't PERSONALLY think so, but people say I do) Count: 2 Noah: (X) You are a bookworm (X) Your IQ is off the charts/high (X) You're in Honors classes (X) Sports aren't your forte (X) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky (X) You're quiet () You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex (X) You don't like parties (Yep, I admit). Count: 7 Owen: ( ) You're overweight (X) You fart a lot (...yep...) ( ) You can burp the ABC's ( ) Everyone loves you ( ) You love adventure (X) You're out of shape (X) You love to eat ( ) You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath Count: 3 Sadie (X) You have a BFFFL (X) You're chubby ( ) You cry without your best friend (X) You accidentally do things wrong ( ) You do everything with your best friend (X) You easily cry (X) You love to squeal (X)You often do things wrong Count: 6 Sierra (X) You're a stalker (I would if I could! XD) ( ) You dye your hair (X) You're obsessively in love (X) You're a huge fan ( ) You have stalker parent(s) (X) You've been unfairly out of a game ( ) You wear your hair in a braid Count: 4 Trent: ( ) You play/played the guitar ( ) You often wear green (X) You've been heartbroken ) Your favorite number is 9 (X) You care for the people you love (X) You're still looking for that special someone (X) You act weird sometimes (X) You easily fall in love Count: 5 Tyler: (X) You suck at sports ( ) You often wear red ( ) You wear a head bandana ( ) You wear sweat clothes ( ) You're tall (X) You have brown hair and brown eyes (X) You have a fear of an animal (X) You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes Count: 4 I'M MOST LIKE NOAH! FUCK YES! KATNISS Total: 7 PEETA Total: 4 (Crap...) GALE Total: 6 PRIM Total: 2 CINNA Total: 6 EFFIE [x] You're somewhat naive. Total: 2 HAYMITCH Total: 8 ( :3 ) RUE Total: 8 Most: Rue and Haymitch... O.o Second: Katniss :3 Least: Prim and Effie :/ PREP GOTHIC PUNK Geek EMO I BE GOTH. REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK 1. After sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking Niagra Falls. Your age... Your favorite color... Your favorite food... Result: I danced with Justin Bieber because Jimmy protested. (Can I add that I killed her after we were done dancing?) (X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. ( :P Only all the time. ) Fave T.V. quotes: Danny Phantom: Kitty: Lemme get this straight. Johnny and Skulker just took off for Amity Park to blow off steam because Ember and me had a fight with them? Danny: Why are dreams so important? Danny: Bye Vlad! And as a lonely single man in your 40's, might I suggest internet dating? Or a cat! Jazz: Danny, I don't know why you're mad at me. I'm not the one who trashed the lab blasting imaginary ghosts. Danny: (Super Danny) Dueling doppelgängers! Have you lost your half of our mind? Sam:It's nice up here. Flying's nice. *hits billboard of Ember* Falling stinks. Tucker: (after Danny wakes up) You passed out. We took you home. You've been asleep for four days! Danny: (Crawls out of a pile of clothing wearing a dress) Tucker: Hmm... I wonder how Dash would feel if he had a frog in his throat? Poindexter: You're the bully from where I'm standing. Maddie: Danny this is becoming a problem. You're constantly late getting home... *Dash pulls his underpants out from his jacket and shoves it in Danny's face* Tucker:I don't know what's scarier, the underpants, or the fact that he carries them around in his coat. Super Danny: This looks a job for... THE VACCUM CLEANER!! Tucker: You really should listen to me, you know. I'm handsome, I'm smart, I have a kickin' hat!... Danny: Great, now I'm crushed by space and guilt. ... Listen Jack- Cool, I just call my dad by his first name! Danny: You are one crazed up Fruitloop. Maddie: And boys, she's single! Jazz: Mom! Fairly OddParents: Timmy:Boring conversation. Can't focus. *to Dad* "No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay." *to Tootie* "It'll be our little secret... of LOOOOOOVE!" Timmy*using Wanda's voice* "Cosmo you idiot!...you dumbbell?...I should've married the monkey?" Chester: "Where did you get this stuff?" Timmy: "Internet. Uhhm, inheritance. I inherited the internet." Timmy:"Note to self: never break up with a girl in the violent gardening tools section." Timmy:"There's nothing sadder than opening up a new toy that comes without batteries!...Aww. They're so cute when they're not trying to kill you." Timmy:"Cool your jets, Jorgen, okay? I already gave up Cosmo and Wanda, and I'm a full-fledged adult now. Tomorrow, I'm even buying deodorant." Cosmo:"'We' can mean anything, we three, we the people and my favorite, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Cosmo*After Wanda says "pudding"* "She said 'pu' and then 'ding!'" *laughs hysterically* Cosmo:"Wanda! You have some splainin' to do!" Crocker: *While high on sugar, extremely fast* "F, F, F, F, F, A for AJ, F! And now I'm off to run a marathon! But first...FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS!" Mandie:"Its time to play Hide And Go Die!" Vicky*Cheerleading* "Fe-fi-fo-fum, who's the girl who sucks her thumb? I am! I am! Why did I say that? 1, 2, 3, 4, I shoplift from every store!, I lie a lot, I cheat in school, I'm scared of cows, love being cruel! I pick my nose when no one looks, and wipe it on your history books!" Wanda:"I told you, You-Doo dolls are dangerous. *goes under yoodoo spell* But what the heck do I know? In fact, poof up a whole big box full of You-Doo dolls! And let's wish up more pudding for Cosmo! I'm a nag! Let's do the Nag Dance! *singing and dancing* You nag it to the left, You nag it to the right, I love to nag my husband all day and night!" Timmy: Hey! Stop hurting my mom and ruining my day... and hurting my mom! Mr. Turner: Turner 1, this is Turner 2. Where are you Turner 2?! Why won't I answer?! Timmy: If I don't make it out of this...Tell my dad... [Cosmo and Wanda nod] ...he's weird. General: Mr. President, you almost caused a nuclear war! What are you going to do next? Mr. President: I'm going to Escalator Land! The President:When do we get to the ride? Mr. Turner:This IS the ride! Both:Yipee!! Jorgen: La la la, lee lee lee, I'm a silly pink bunny, I'm so cute, yes it's true, I will shake my tail for you! Cosmo: OH! I'm lost, I'm lost, I brushed and then I flossed and now I'm lost!!!! Wanda: Normally I don't encourage violence, but KICK HIS SQUARE LITTLE BUTT, SWEETIE! Wanda:I said 'Sweeter', not 'Sweatier'. Cosmo:Really, I thought you said 'Dip your sweaty socks in Timmy's lemonade'! Gary: I SWEAR BY ALL THAT IS...corn? I SWEAR BY ALL THAT IS COOL! Timmy: Why are we yelling? Cosmo: Yelling is supposded to help me remember things! GREEN IS A COLOR! Jimmy Timmy Power Hour: [Jimmy & Timmy shake each other's hands between universes]Jimmy Neutron:"Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius."Timmy Turner:"Timmy Turner... Boy." "Hi. I'm Timmy. I have a short attention span and..." [walks away] Jimmy:WAIT! STOP! Don't you...uh...what's the word? Timmy:Understand. Jimmy:Understand, none of this was the villian's fault, we programmed him! Me and Tommy! Timmy:Timmy. Jimmy:Becky. Cindy:Say it again. Jimmy:You're smarter than me. Cindy:Again! Jimmy:You're smarter than me. Cindy:No, say it again! Jimmy:Heh! Touch the pretty girl! Cindy:OK, give him his brain back! Cindy:Timmy, you said there was nothing to worry about! Timmy*Says very quickly*What's worried? I'm not worried! Do I look worried?!?!?! *eye twitches* Cindy:Now, Which one of you boys wants to buy me a chocolate shake? A.J.:I do! Chester:I do! But I can't afford it! Jimmy:THE BIG TRUCK IS GUNNA EATS THE LITTLE TRUCKS!!!!!! Timmy:Cosmo, you idiot! Sorry, force of habit, JIMMY, YOU IDIOT!!!! Cindy:Look, we know he's big, we know he has superpowers, and we know he has weapons... Cosmo:And look, here's the sun, and he's smiling! Cindy:What we have to do is trick him into adapting away those three things. Agreed Jimmy? Jimmy:Huh huh, you're all pretty and stuff... Cindy:Close enough, *giggles* He called me pretty! Jimmy:Cindy? He's coming to see Cindy?!?! Sheen:Hey Jimmy, WAIT UP!!!! Carl:YEAH! We wanna watch the violence!!!! Timmy:Neutron? I was just coming to see Cindy! Jimmy:Not if I see her first! Timmy:What? Hey! Jimmy:Give it up Incisor Boy, Cindy likes me best! Timmy:No way Brainzilla, I'm Cindy's love puppet! Cosmo:Look! they're flying AND hitting each other! Oh, that looks like fun! Wanda*hits Cosmo* Hey, you're right, it is! Jimmy*gets poofed into Crimson Chin comic book* I'll never understand how you do that. Timmy:And I'll never tell you. A.J.: What?!?! 24th century Timmy is blowing me off?!?! That means I'm even LESS popular NOW than I was back then!!!! Chester:I'm not gonna lose my best friend to some fudge-headed, whippy-dip!!!! Timmy:Oh no! My laser's out of juice! Sheen:You can do it, New Jimmy! Use your giant beaver teeth! *Jimmy comes up on Goddard's screen, Sheen sees that Timmy isn't Jimmy* Sheen:But I thought that...? Carl:He's not...? Sheen:EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!! Timmy:I'll just stand over here and make sure Cindy's O.K. *moves* You O.K? Cindy*giggles* uh-huh. Sheen:GOOD WORK, TIMMY!!!! Jimmy:Come on, Turner, take my hand. Timmy:Uhhhh...I'm kinda afraid of intemacy... Jimmy:This isn't your lab. Timmy:Yes, it is. Jimmy:Then why are there pictures of your teacher everywhere? Timmy:Because...I love to learn? Sheen:Does that explain the picture of you with a dart in it? And that sign that says 'I hate Timmy?' Timmy:Uhhhh...I have low self-esteem? Sheen:ME TOO! *throws dart* Cindy:OW! A few minutes later... Sheen:I just remembered! I don't have low self-esteem...I HAVE LOW BLOOD SUGAR!!!!!!!*falls on face* Crocker*just woke up* What's that??? *weird noises* Must have been a dream...ABOUT FAIRIES!!!! *falls back asleep* I've got you cornered, Turner! NO MOTHER, NOT THE TINY PANTS!!!! Libby:We're DOOMED!!!! Calamitous is mega-powerful, and the only two people who can stop him are TOAST!!!! WHYYYY!?!?!?!?! *everyone starts to cry* Jimmy:Actually, we're snails. Timmy:But the french eat us with toast! Cindy:Oh, you can bet they won't ignore me! I'm like catnip to those boys! Sheen:THEY POOP ON YOU IN A BOX?!?!?!?!?!? All That: Lather, rinse, maim. Eenie... Meenie... Mynee... ...soup After you blow out your birthday candles, if someone asks you what you wished for, it is rude to say 'I wish you were a giant piece of ham so I could poke you with my fork!' It's a bad idea to cover your head in honey, stick it in a beehive, and shout 'Here bees, feast on my sweet head!' If you like wearing a shirt that says 'I'm extremely stupid', well then, your extremely stupid... To milk cow: - Kiss cow - Grab udder - Yank PowerPuff Girls: Buttercup:Can't you abacus a little faster!?!? Blossom:aba-kiss my butt! Invader Zim: Gir, I think: I luv pie, pie is good, pie is your friend. Pudding is also good, so when you combine them...you get THE MASTER OF EVERYTHING! Gaz: "Dib drank the last soda...He. Will. Paaaay!" Avatar: Sokka: Drink cactus juice, it'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest! Villager: Aunt Wu reads from the clouds whether or not our village will be destroyed by the volcano. Aang: Hey, that cloud looks like a fluffy bunny! Villager: You'd better hope that's not it. The fluffy bunny cloud symbolizes death and destruction. Sokka: Can you even hear yourself? Toph: I am the greatest earthbender ever, and don't you two dunderheads ever forget it! Toph: I am not Toph, I am Melon Lord! Mwahahahaha! Sokka: AAPA ATE MOMO!!!! El Tigre: Manny: My worst nightmare is on tv... and it pre-emped wrestling!! Rudolpho: Manny! I've been speaking with the poor, and you have not been helping them! Total Drama: Noah: Did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful. Izzy: He kissed a guy! Noah: No I didn't! Izzy: Yes you did! Noah: Didn't! Izzy: Diiiiiiiiiiid! Noah: DID. NOT. Izzy: Did did did did did did-diddididdiddiddiddiddiddiddid-did! Trent: Um, I can break this tie. He totally did. *Shows EPIC Awake-A-thon Incident* Noah: I have no comment. Izzy: Yeah right, that's what they all say. My lips did what they wanted. My lips have a mind of their own. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, FISH CAKES! BLAH BLAH BLAH, IMMA LIAR! Izzy: Just throwin' a few shrimps on the barbie! HEY NOAH, THAT MEANS YOU! Noah: *Glares* Noah: *To Courtney* You're here. You lost. Get over it! *Gets hit in the head with a glass* Noah: Cody has a tiny sausage! Wild Grinders: Jay Jay: Just do the trick, please. Emo Crys: It would be criminal not to acknowledge- Jay Jay: *Poking Emo's head to emphasize his point* And then you did the TRICK. Emo Crys: *Monotone* Oh how dare you. Emo Crys: There's no use living, really. Break my board. Just break my board and leave me for dead. Emo Crys: NO! NOT THE MONEY! *Starts to cry* I-It's my new favorite thing! Mad: Spider-Minaj: I ain't sittin' down hea wit mices an' Whea's Waldo an' who want's dat ol' fish tank. I'm swingin' away like it's Pink Friday! *Shoots web and swings away* Cops: ...Wha'd she say? Quotes I just like: "Shhh! I'm pointing at a kitty!"- Unknown "Wait. So we’re a game of Sims, and we also play The Sims. What if our Sims have developed The Sims for themselves? The Sims within The Sims within The Sims. SIMCEPTION"- Unknown "Every plan is a good plan...until it's not."- Me "I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirtgun."-unknown "As I laid in bed, looking up at the stars, one thought crossed my mind...WHERE THE HECK WAS THE CEILING!?" -unknown "I need the light!" "I don't CARE what you need" "What if I needed life?" "Then I'd be like 'Ha ha'!" - Me and my sister, Marina "There is nothing to fear but fear itself...and spiders. Those things are jacked up!" -Me So I was like "Avada Kedavra!", and then he was, like, dead. - Unknown *Talking about people we like with Noah and Cody other than each other* "It burns to think of them with a girl, but for Noah, I'd have to choose Izzy." "That'd be an interesting pairing. It'd be her swinging on a vine, carrying Noah by his collar, and he'd be like 'AAAAHHHHHHHHH-BOOK. *Mimes reading a book*" -Me and my friend Abby/lilmonkey13 "Okay, your pizza's in the oven." *Not sure if she's talking about microwave oven or oven oven*"Which oven?" "The hot one." -Me and my mom Feel free to review on ANY of my stories!!! Oh, and you can PM me ANY TIME!!!!! I hope I can fufill my duties to entertain you!!!!!! B) , Jasmine ;p |
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