De anon from the kink meme. Alfred Jones and Ivan Braginsky are cops assigned to go undercover as lovers to take down a powerful gang pushing drugs through their city. The only problem is that the two of them can't stand each other! RusAme

Arthur won't settle for being anything less than number one in his little brother Alfred's heart. But Ivan Braginski, Alfred's best friend since childhood, is bound and determined to confess his affections to Alfred. In a fit of jealous fury, Arthur decides to get rid of Ivan by any means necessary. AU, Possessive!Arthur, Rusame.

"Is that... b-bad?" he asked, and for the first time Ivan realized what an attractive color Alfred's lips were. When Ivan did not answer, Alfred swallowed and crawled closer, putting a nervous and shaking hand on Ivan's soft thigh. "To want to... d-do things with you?"/ RusAme! underaged kids doing naughty things

Young Alfred F. Jones is Kidnapped by a Russian mafia Underling by request of the big boss. When powerful Ivan Braginski hears of this, he starts to plot his revenge against the man who ruined his life. How? It's simple. He makes the young abducted boy fall in love with him, but what will Ivan do when he's the one falling? Falling further into love and lies that is.

"We've been together for six years now. I can't help but feel as if something is wrong. He's not cheating on me is he?" RusAme Rated M for future language and sexual themes (on hold)

What really goes on in Russia's household? Is it all bullying, torture, intimidation and abuse? Or lost kittens, floral curtains, random parties, viagara and cross-dressing? Can fem Latvia stay one step ahead of Russia? Prequel to Baltic Secrets. Characters: Russia,the Baltics, Belarus, Ukraine, Prussia and appearances from the Nordics, England, France etc.

Alfred Jones, aged 18, takes his ex-primary school teacher to court on charges of sexual abuse. Ivan Braginski, aged 35, had been grooming Alfred since he was eight years old. As the trial progresses, Alfred learns things of himself he would have been happier not knowing, and Ivan fights a losing battle with his mental demons. Viewfinder!AU.

Taurys is a new boy. Matthew is assumed to be new. Tino has a new roommate who scares him. Arthur just hates the world! Follow these three as they make their way through high school at Heta World Academy! Lots of Pairings...

INCOMPLETE AND DISCONTINUED. Please don't ever expect an update on this sorry guys.

"I'll make them all disappear. One by one. I'll kill them all, for hurting my precious. Don't cry, love. I'm happy, too..." Mysterious disappearances. Gifts from no one. An obsessive shadow. Will Alfred be the next one to be taken away? Crazy!IvanxAlfred Rusame

Alfred Jones had been accepted in The World Music Academy in rural England. As a music partner he gets pared with Ivan Braginski, a man that has written several famous songs for several different orchestras around the world. Who is known for being a psychopath around campus but his music is always the best. Will Alfred be able to survive his last years in high school.

Collection of RusAme/AmeRus drabbles written by me. Warnings/ratings vary per drabble.

If you told Ivan one year ago that he'd be living in America today, he'd barely be able to believe you. If you told him he'd be working as a bouncer at a gay night club, he'd definitely not believe you. And if you told him he'd be in love with the quirky Chinese man he met (ran into) at the library, he'd say you're crazy. (Well, he'd best believe it)

Luciana Montgomery thought that it was just a joke her friend did. She didn't know that the e-mail would actually give her Hetalia units. Now it seems she'll be stuck with them. She only hopes her and her family's sanity would last. Will it?

There wasn't but a single light on, all light came from the large elaborate fireplace. Looking around the large room everything seemed so obscure. The room was decorated in a very extravagant, elaborate manner. Dark, thick curtains covered the only large window which took up an entire wall, without them the snow would have been blinding no matter what time of day. Reader/OCxVarious

Canada is being crushed under General Winter's ice. Our favorite hamburger-loving hero is on a mission to save it, but close on his heels is Ivan, desperate to possess Alfred by any means. Part Two of "The Canadian and the American". DISCONTINUED

How far can somebody be willing to go to get back someone they loved? (Re-do)

Alfred is forced to ride the London Underground with a vibrator controlled remotely by his stalker. Russia/America.

America tests out a time machine that he and Japan created together. But when he arrives in the distant future, it turns out to be very different from what he would have expected... My first fanfiction!

[Down For Maintenance] When Alfred finds himself trapped in a world of dreams it's up to him and his newfound companion Ivan to make it out alive. But waking up is harder than it seems. And what does this have to do with his comatose mom? RusAme M for later chapters

Either way, they're screwed, but at least there's comfort in numbers. Anorexic!ArthurxBulimic!Alfred.

Two unlucky souls meet in a damp prison cell. Daily, they are beaten to a bruised and bloody state, without explanation. . .-contains yaoi in later chapters. RUxUSA

An accident involving America and England's magic wand has turned half the G8 into children! Just a normal "look after the chibi nation" story...or is it?

Ivan and America are in a relationship. Japan does not take this well, but there's more between the two then even he could guess. RusAme, sort of one-sided JapAme. Warning:smut that includes Necrophilia.

"It was just for a few laughs," he says while staring at the blood splattered on his clothing. "We figured it was just another stupid game." .:Human!AU/Demons/Occult/Non-Con/Dub-Con:.

"Gregory House, world famous doctor, is GAY!" You heard the icy silence fill the room. People gasped in surprise and everyone looked at House to see him deny this accusation. He didn't.

Ivan Braginsky thought his life was over when his wife left him for a wealthier man. Instead, a deal is struck when the devil comes a'knocking in the form of a teenage boy. A teenage boy with a too-wide toothy grin and a vintage bomber jacket.

The devil had arrived and I was once again going to pay the price for selling him my soul. There stood the Russian devil that tormented me. Smiling as always, all scarf and long coat, with a dead corpse already laid out for me.

Reclusive Arthur Kirkland lives a quiet and routine existence inside the house he hasn't stepped out of for three years. That is until his cheerful, extroverted new neighbor, Alfred F. Jones, moves in next door. Agoraphobic!ArthurxAlfred.

Gakuen!AU.Yao has a job that he would like to keep a secret from everyone. Unfortunately, soon, his job is not a secret anymore and there is a particular person who thinks that it is quite interesting… Rochu

[NOTE! I've started a longer, darker rewrite "How to Swim With Sharks"] Alfred thought he'd never see the day that he didn't have someone to take to his school's annual Halloween dance. With only days left and his least favorite Russian being the only candidate left, Alfred finds just how far his his own pride and desperation with push him to get a date. RusAme, Slight FrUk, HS AU

Alfred and his gang of friends love their theater class. It's the highlight of their days and it brings them all together. However, once a new student enters the scenario and adds a bit too much drama to the group, tension rises. [Main Pairing: RusAme] DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia.

[Russia/America] When Russia develops an interest in America, he has trouble expressing himself.

"You are my sunlight, and only you can melt the ice around my heart." A RusAme fanfic. Ice skating AU, human names used, yaoi, mature, bladiblah. Read it for more detail or become one with Russia, da?

Ever since he was small, Ivan has wanted to rule everyone. Now, he just wants to be a dick and make them do what he wants. One night, he wants sex from America, which he gets, but not without emotionally scarring the other nation. So what happens when Russia finds out that America is pregnant? Read and find out. Rated M for yummy lemon and mpreg.

The coffee was only half of it, really. He liked the warmth much more. Russia/America, AU, cuddly!Russia. Rated for future chapters.

RUSAME *Main Pairing*, Japan x China, FrUK, GerIta. Ivan, while visiting an underground Freak Show, is intrigued by the performers, and this coaxes him to join. At first glance, he didn't think it was worth staying to help out, until he got a closer look at one of the main performers.

USUK/GerIta/Spamano: America wants to gift England with the world - but in a tightly-controlled post-war era where the nations are forced into liaisons for the sake of a stable economy and world peace, all he has to give is the American Dream.

Italy, being too afraid to tell Germany his true feelings decides to write them down in a letter. Unfortunately for Italy someone else happens to come across the letter...

I will never know how this came to me. Where is Russia in the 23rd centenary? Who is Chekov really? Rated for Safty.

Alfred Jones is a normal, midnight-shift DJ for a Denver radio station that he may or may not use to spread his vast love for classic rock. Ok, well, Alfred was not as completely normal as he wants others to believe. He's a werewolf. And being a werewolf has many complications. Especially when you tick off the local vampire Family. And then they get a hunter to eliminate you. RusAm

Fantasy AU. Ivan is the tyrant ruler of a small village covered in snow most of the year. None is allowed to leave his domain, so what happens when a shifter, Alfred is brought to him for breaking that exact rule? RusAme.

Ivan, a seasoned dog sledder in the Alaskan wilderness for the US postal service, is given a pup in human form. Fluff and Smut. Alternate Universe - Dog Sledding. Russia/America.

College!AU It was just a bus stop, he thought, nothing really extraordinary about it. He was just using it to get to his brother. So it came as a surprise when he found a hot Russian, at said bus stop, asking him for directions to his campus. If he knew he wouldn't look like a deranged maniac, he would hug that bus stop. RusAme

In the Imperial North, Alfred and Matthew are taken in as children to work for the Emperor. What will happen when Alfred slowly grows to understand his cold, dark Master? Can he navigate the scandals and tragedies of a palace built upon the snow...? Main pairing is RusAme, other pairings inside. Human names used. Rated M because I'm paranoid. AU, obviously.

Abby is attacked on her way home from a club and left for dead. Tim finds her, but was he in time? Team Gibbs unites to support their beloved Goth and help find her assailant. McAbby, Father/Daughter Gibbs and Abby. No rape or main character death, but hate crime elements. Some Tiva as well.

Alfred Jones is a male cheerleader who is sensitive to teasing, and the basketball jocks happen to be more than willing to humiliate him whenever the opportunity arises. The cruelest of them is Ivan Braginski, captain of the basketball team, although his motivations for bullying Alfred is not entirely straightforward. Russia/America. Cheerleader!AU.

Ivan loves his job at the floral shop, but with the new delivery boy living at his house will things change? RusAme. TRIGGER WARNING FOR MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH.

Every year in a dystopian future, the State brings out a new line of sex dolls who are available to anyone for a night at a price. Russia/America. Recalibrated!AU. Porn with plot.

Music makes the cliques strict and the lines of social interaction very clear in the shadier bars around town. Grunge is Alfred's drug of choice, unlike the mysterious man at the bar he meets after his performance. Although it begins as just a fling, Alfred wants more, though the feeling may or may not be mutual. Goth!Russia/Grunge!America Music AU

When given the chance to receive a proper education through the integration program, Alfred is met with harassment and ridicule. Fortunately for him, there is at least somebody on his side: his English teacher, Mr. Braginsky. However, things spiral downhill when he begins to experience certain biological desires and make some poor decisions. RusAme, Omegaverse, Student/Teacher!AU

America and Canada try to pull a prank on the rest of the G8. While planning and plotting, something changes about America...

Alfred is your average high school kid, seventeen years old, parents happily married, big group of friends, average (okay slightly below average) grades then one lunch everything changes. Rumours have been circulating around the school involving a certain unstable Russian and gun and Alfred isn't about to let Ivan hurt anyone. Including himself. Eventual AmeRus.

CIA Agent Alfred Jones has his cover blown and falls under the mercy of a Russian assassin. Russia/America. Gangster!AU. Bondage. False imprisonment. Noncon. Gunplay. Violence.

Alfred F. Jones is the average American teenager, save the fact he's bored with life. Everything changes, however, when he meets a lonely spirit with a bloody past, entrapped within a snowglobe... AU, dark fic, rated M to be safe

Taiwan and Hong Kong decided to organise a surprise vacation at the beach with all the family. Yao was more than happy to spend vacations with his family, but the vacations doesn't turn as he expected to be when he has to invite someone...

Falling in Love sucks. Falling in love with your best friends sucks more. What sucks the most? When that best friend is forced to move away. Welcome to Tino's life. Yaoi/BL. Lot's of fluff and some smexy time towards the end! SuFin, DenNor, HongIce, amoung other various pairings. But Mostly SuFin, of course.

Hei, KuroRiya brings you another SuFin! What else would I bring you? Tino, desperate for a friend, turns to the internet, and might have just met the man of his dreams. But why is this Swede so reluctant to meet him? Let's just say that there's something not quite "right" about Berwald. Can't tell you, would ruin the surprise! M for a reason, Eventually. SO bad at summaries.

It was strange but he loved watching the other ice skate, it was so beautiful. People say that men can't be beautiful but Ivan/Alfred disagree. Out on the ice, anyone can become beautiful. Ice-skating, Sports. AU Romance/Drama/Family

Alfred is an impulsive owner of a coffee shop who craves for something exciting to happen in his quiet life. However, he never expected a sudden visit from a Russian artist to be so exciting. Nor terrifying. Serial Killer Russia.

Alfred cannot think of anywhere more beautiful than his home – a truly perfect paradise. But when the dark man with a strange smile takes him away, the world is seen with new eyes. And though Alfred hates it all his being, he cannot stop coming back for more. SHOTA, NON-CON, FULL WARNING INSIDE.

Summary: A few days before McCoy joined Starfleet, he and Spock hooked up in some little town in Georgia. They aren't pleased to meet up again – especially since they're supposed to be dating other people. Trouble is, neither can stop thinking about it.

"Incest is disgusting and anyone who condones incest, whether fictional or real, is a very sick individual!" Pranks are great. Pretending to incest is great. Pranks about pretending to incest are, therefore, doubly great. warning: contains incest

Gauken Slash!AU: Welcome to the wonderful world of Alfred F. Jones. He recently moved with his family to this new town that he totally can't remember, but that's not important. What's important is showing that trash-talking Russian commie who's the real King of Popularity. First things first…find him on FaceBook. RusAme.

A series of shorts featuring Ivan and Yao in the figure skating world. Russia/China.

When Alfred needs help with his Russian class, it's nice to have a boyfriend who is willing to do anything to help you learn. Warning: Contains Yaoi and Smut

Each chapter is crack about the masturbatory adventures of ONE of the characters. Characters done by request, first come, first serve.

McCoy returns to the med bay after everything that happened, and finds quite a surprise waiting for him. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR INTO DARKNESS. Drabble, oneshot.

Because even if he doesn't know exactly where it is on his world map, America is adamant that the Nile is just a river, dammit. RusAme.

Ivan decides to summon his guardian angel to spread kindness and fluffy bunnies to all the good little children, and it's totally free; this is the story of his life, love, and unicorns. (Notice for followers of The Book of Hell inside.) Rated M for semi-graphic hugging.

Alfred is a nothing but a wild submissive with a blog. With no master to speak of, he mostly just browses the message logs for other people's stories despite having none to offer himself. Well, he has plenty to offer now... Warnings vary by chapter. Dom/sub, BDSM, bondage AU RusAme slash

Alfred acts on some of his more sadistic tendencies on Arthur. Bondage. Noncon. Violence. USUK.

The bar Alfred wanted to go to was full, so he tried one he had never seen before. Little did the American know that he had stumbled into a leather-loving BDSM bar, along with a sexy Russian domme to boot. A role play converted into a readable format.

England breaks up with America after America accidentally leaves a sexy message on the wrong person's answering machine. So Amerimochi tells him a story to cheer him up! A story that makes no sense. TOTAL CRACK, mostly in Amerimochi's POV. Yeah, really.

AU - Arabian Harem Katyusha's previous master has recently died. She has been sold off by her master's brother to a man who has one simple rule for her to comply with from even before they meet: That she always is to wear a blind fold. Not only is she taken by this stranger, but her former master's nephew still has his eyes on Katyusha.

After reporting his findings of Germany's training sessions to the rest of his allies, England is forced by them to provide an answer to the Axis Powers on what they should do if he ever closed in on them wearing a carnival outfit, swishing his hips provocatively. Based off Episode 12 of the Axis Powers Series.

Crappy title, I know. Russia has always loved his little sister, but what happens when she comes into his room crying and looking for comfort? With her words of reason, she finally convinces Russia to become one with her.

You were simply trying to get home in the rain until you ran into a cat as lonely as you were... Will your live ever be the same?

Spetsnaz!Ivan and Green Beret!Alfred have hatesex against a wall. Based on a fanart by PunPuniChu.

Alfred F. Jones is this college's Mr. Popular. Ivan Braginsky, on the other hand, not so much. The two had never even spoken to one another. So what happens when Ivan finds out Mr. Popular's biggest secret and now have the blonde man in the palm of his hand? Rusame (SexyBloggerAU)

The Russian government is convinced they will eventually lose Russian America. Rather than wait for the inevitable, they sell the land to the USA. Between nations, the process is more complex than just signing a piece of paper and exchanging cash. America/Russia. Full story can be found on AO3.

"It is not so hard for one predator to find another, da?" Ivan hooked a finger under Alfred's chin and tilted his head up, meeting the conflicted blue eyes of the werewolf. /were!Alfred and vamp!Ivan alt universe

"I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, but I can't regret any of them, because all of them have led me to you." .:Human AU/High School/Arranged Marriages Abound/Multi-Pairings/Like.. Slight UKUS and Others/Infidelity in a Way…/Drug Use and Abuse/Inconsistent Time-line Written in Present Tense:.

America hated the horrid past between him and his dear boyfriend, Russia. One day he finally find's England's spell book and a way to rid them both of the memories and earn back the trust that he thought would always be lost. The only bad thing is... he can't really read Latin correctly... Wait... Why are there three Russians? Rusame, Canonverse

Alfred is the quarterback and he has everything he's ever wanted, but you know what? Alfred isn't happy. To make himself feel better he picks on the outcasts, which include Punk kids Ivan Braginsky and Arthur Kirkland. Though, after seeing how happy these guys can be he wants happiness for himself! RusAme Fruk Prucan

Ivan Braginski, awkward university student with a rather poor grasp of the internet, is infatuated with a mysterious blogger who posts pictures of himself in various states of undress and kinkiness on a certain picture blogging site. Russia/America. Sexyblogger!AU.

Arthur is a freshman in college. Kiku owns a flower shop that sells the most beautiful flowers. There is a killer going around. No one knows who it is. All they can do is hope that the person is caught before they kill again. Based loosely on the song "Fear Garden" by Kagamine Rin. Warnings: Character Death, Blood, Violence, OOC Characters, Ideological Sensitive Material, Yaoi

Russia, concerned that he and America are losing their spark in the modern era, goes to France for some advice. Apparently Nantucket, that innocent cowlick, is actually an erogenous zone. Equipped with the absurd advice Russia goes to visit America to see if such a claim is true and if it will help them rekindle their passion. De-anon from Kink Meme. Slash, human named used.

Alfred was just a simple farm boy living a peaceful life. That is, until his farm was raided by bandits and his parents were murdered. To make matters worse, Alfred accidentally gets himself caught up in the slave market and ends up catching the eye of the powerful and intimidating Lord Braginsky. Now he faces a life of servitude under the lord. Or does he...? RusAme. AU.

All Arthur wanted after a stressful day was to spend some quality time at a pub and in someone's bed. And he'd be damned if some brat was going to take away those comforts. [punishment] SealandxEngland, noncon, BDSM, yaoi. Don't like don't read.

As the longest still-existing nation, China has done much, made many decisions for the sake of his land, and his people. But there is only one decision that China - Yao - has made that haunts him still, decades, centuries, even a millennium later. "I never should have let you go, aru." Yao has no intention of repeating this mistake. NiChu.

There was a world beyond the mirrors. Arthur never expected to see into another world, nor to fall in love with his other self. ENGLANDCEST 1Px2P England

Alfred is forced to share some details and confesses to his lovers. (PWP. Established foursome between Alfred/Ivan/Francis/Arthur)

500 years into the future, humanity has found the secret to immortality. However, this immortality has come with a price: Alfred, a boy whose genetic makeup holds the biological key to mankind. His genetics hold even more secrets, and scientists like Ivan Braginsky are determined to uncover them. Scientist/Subject AU. Rusame. Slash.

After England accidentally sends America to an alternate dimension he finds himself in a world filled with nations that are the same, yet completely different from the ones he already knows. 2p characters, Human names used, M for future lemons and language.

Ivan is a lonely sentinel standing in the fields, day in, day out. Little changes in his humdrum existence, pardoning the day his button eyes land on the village headman's son, Alfred Jones. Eventual Rusame, CanadaxEngland.

Ivan is in desperate need of Medicine for his sister. But what will happen on his journey for the much needed Medication that will give this insecure teen the reassurance he needs.

When an overlord name Ivan plans to take over the world, someone has to stop him. Who could be a better hero then Alfred? No one saw the twist at the end.

"Russia was going to conquer the world, this much was certain." Soviet Russia x Lithuania, Mild BDSM

Russia visits the empty houses of other nations when he's feeling particularly lonely. On one particular visit to one of America's homes the occupant unexpectedly shows up.

While stationed in Russia to test explosives, Alfred spends most of his time lounging around outside the base. One day he comes upon an ancient, strangely placed cemetery where there stands a mysterious statue of a man. Socially alone in an empty wasteland, Alfred finds comfort in befriending the statue as a human. Yet this statue is more than just stone. AU, IvanxAlfred.

It's Christmas Eve, and extremely religious!America just wanted to spend it doing nice, Christian things. But then sodomite!England shows up at America's door. He's drunk, accidentally gives himself breasts with his magic, and they may or may not be tempting to supposedly straight America. Total crack, male lactation, USUKUS.

In prison's clutches, Alfred's life is controlled in every aspect. Though there is just one person in his life who holds this control, and it isn't the warden. It's his Russian cellmate, whose intentions are less than pure. Prison AU Noncon/dubcon RusAme slash

Song fic to 'Mad World.' America wonders and wanders, but doesn't get many answers. In loving memory of the Connecticut school shooting victims.

The streets are cold and unforgiving, but for someone like Katyusha, who has no choice, the streets are home. It's hard to think it's normal after someone influential comes and screws it all up. RusUkr Prostitution, incest. M for a reason

In a future where the world shapes you, how can individuality and imagination blossom? Will the resistance's newest recruit change the world, or will he fail and lose everything he ever wanted?

That Braginsky man, they say, is an odd one. .:Human AU/Underage Character/Total Shota Feels/gift-fic for lunarkitty15:.

In which Pavel Chekov is in love with Spock. Spock is in a relationship with Nyota Uhura, but likes Captain James T. Kirk, who returns his affections. ('Cause he's Kirk.) And oh yeah! Hikaru Sulu is in love with Pavel Chekov. This is going to go beautifully, I can tell.

Russia has his way with America. M for a very good reason. Dubcon, whips, blood, yaoi. Read and Review if you wish. 3

Alfred feels he's settled well in England with his flat-mate Arthur and college chums. He's a semi-closeted and sexually-frustrated homosexual, but he doesn't let that get him down. Then the dreams begin, dreams of a strange creature with violet eyes that fixes those problems. As Alfred will learn though, incubi are dangerous things. AU Incubus!Ivan/Human!Alfred prizefic

"Be good here. Please. Just be good." .:Human AU : Circus/Carnival setting ala late 1800's? : Character Death : Underage Character : Implied Shota Feels : Implied Incest Feels : Very Little Dialouge:.

Russia is scary, cold, and uncaring... Or at least that's what everyone told the Latvian to believe, but was he really? Boy Love. Don't like don't read :P. I would love reviews though, no flaming! Rating may change. May be lemon in later chapters.

16 year old Alfred F. Jones had it good until his parents were killed. Now he has to live with his half-brothers, and he's trying to find his place in his new school. But one day, the Russian kid and his sisters catch his eye. so what now? RussiAmerica

Russia has an interesting day at the Kremlin! T for swear words and that's about it! Enjoy!

Russia, America, Ukraine, and Belarus decide to visit a Target. However, some of them may be hiding dark secrets...

Ivan Braginski, a 17 year old in school is obsessed with a 18 year old Chinese male named Wang Yao. His desire may go to far when it becomes too overwhelming to handle anymore. All he wants is for Yao to love him like he loves him. Rochu, Yaoi, AU.

AU Alfred is a normal happy go lucky high school kid whose biggest worry is getting away with not doing his homework. That is until a Russian freak transfers into his class and starts ruining his life. USxRus, PruCan, FrUK Rating changed to M!

"Life is awesome. Until you wake up as a woman. A sexy woman but a woman nevertheless. Do you know how unawesome that is? And especially when there's all these men you considered your friends, drooling over you? Let me tell you what happened..."

Alfred was only there for curiosity's sake. Well, that, and he happened to be impersonating a certain alcoholic brother of his. That is when he met the purple eyed sex addicted son of the richest most corrupt man in the city. Genre: Romance/angst/humor

It starts as an adventure into the attic, and then for some reason or another, the clothing they come across somehow become a continuous staple throughout their lives. .:Human!AU:Fem!America:More Warnings Inside:.

Yao and Kiku are about to get it on when a bunch of shit hapens. Don't read unless your on crack, weed, meth, coccaine, heroine or anything else that makes your mind go cray cray.

Alfred is a homeless runaway living on the streets of the city. When a mysterious limo pulls up to his alley and he's beckoned in, he has no idea that his life has changed forever. Enter Ivan, the mysterious owner of the limo and the mansion it delivers Alfred to. Handsome, cultured, and sexual, Alfred quickly finds himself falling for him. But will Ivan's dark secret be too much?

A tragic accident has separated Ivan from his Alfred, but love always finds a way to conquer even the perils of death. Rated M for lemony goodness.

It's not much fun otherwise. BelarusxAmerica, onesided RusBel, onesided RusAme.

Crappy title is crappy. Fro an alternate dimension, meet the kids of the nations! How will they get back? Who knows! Only thing the nations know is that this is going to be trouble! Mostly my OTPs, Lot's of OcxOc, and a cute little French Girl!

When dealing with the undead, one must always remember the essentials: 500 Cases of C4, a candy-apple red AK47, ten and twenty hand-guns... Basics, really. And don't forget to bring along your wonderful boyfriend who is currently taking a more... puppyish guise. High School AU, RussAme.

You don't just let your enemy hold your hand for comfort.

Meet Amelia F. Jones. She is on a mission to lose her virginity before sophomore year. Meet Ivan Braginski. He's been sent from the bowels of hell otherwise known as the TPC department to obstruct her. Watch closely, hilarity will ensue. -AU fem!america/russia-

He had snow, but all he ever wanted was the warm rain that was forever laughing its way past his clutching fingertips. Looking back on it, Russia decides that his decision was a long way coming. Rusame. Fiction written for the lovely Nenema and her illustrated story on DeviantArt.

Slight Smut, Fluffy/ Smut Alternate ending. Uhm... CanadaXReader... XD

A RussiaxTony fanfic I wrote for my friends, it is..interesting. ENJOY!

Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.

When Alfred falls off a cliff on his 16th birthday, he finds out something amazing. He has a guardian angel! A really perverted, loving guardian angel who is now going to school with him and posing as his boyfriend. And as if that's not enough..

"Hold on. Liechtenstein THREATENING Switzerland? Belarus AVOIDING Russia instead of obsessively stalking him? Either this is a sign of the Apocalypse, or I somehow poured beer into my cereal this morning," all the nations thought along these lines.

The five tip guide on baby sitting the Grudge's child. From feeding to play time, this has everything you might need to know.

When Germany realizes his relationship with Italy is deteriorating Germany goes to Italy to patch things up. When he makes a wish at a fountain, Germany quickly realizes that sometimes you have to be careful what you wish for. Gender Bending!

In which, to Romano's dismay, Spain discovers the Delicious Tomato song and listens to it. Rated for bad language and references to organized crime.

Full summary inside, RussiaxAmerica, Human names used.

Weirdness... please enjoy! Warnings: shonen-ai/yaoi, incest, and crack.

Extended, elaborated version of the "Canadian and the Russian Upstairs." Same start but different ending. RusCan this time.

Alfred is dying to tell his secret and Russia is the perfect one to tell. In the meeting America mouthed to Russia: "Got s secret can you keep it? Swear this one you'll save. Better lock it up in your pocket. Taking this one to the grave. If I show you I know you won't tell what I said. Cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead."

Through the powers of a chain letter, Kuro Soul, a simple college Kid, now has Both the Axis and the Allies in the house! Not to mention the fact that HE has a huge crush on Russia! No more Ocs. LOL, also fluffly Yaoi or something like that. Whatever. XD

There is something wrong with Arthur's relationship with his son, Alfred. Something wrong, twisted, sick, disgusting, beautiful. But when Arthur realizes it, when they both realize, it's already too late. The sickness has taken root. Incest, Arthur's POV.

Though he's never thought about him this way consciously, now Ivan finds the young Alfred slipping into his dreams more often. They barely see each other, though they live in adjacent apartments, so why is he in Ivan's head? AU, will get plotty later.

America gets a raging boner on a presentation, about Russia, with detailed information and images.

Tino enjoys the comfort of a quiet library and dreaming minds when he picks up on the charming thoughts of a perfect stranger. Has Berwald found someone that can fully understand him, even when he is silent? MindReader!Tino x Deaf!Berwald AU

An ancient sword sends Switzerland through time and space to the Sengoku Era in Japan where he meets a Japan very different from the one he knew. Swiss/Japan A tale of love across centuries. For Miss Macabre Grey

Alfred still follows a middle schoolers trend, jelli bracelets. What will happen when a certain Russian gets curious about their meanings? what will happen to their Friendship once Russia begins to play with the game of the bracelets. M for later Chapt

"You... broke me? You're the reason I... am as I am?" Ivan asked, eyes fragile and pleading with his father figure to tell him it was not so. "Yes. An' ya crack'd be'utif'lly."

Russia wants the other nations to better understand him so he decides to write an autobiography to share with everyone. He recounts his childhood growing up under the stern General Winter.

Everyone needs a sassy gay Feliks!

Hello, there! It's me, Russia. In here, you can ask me anything you want! Rated-T just in case.

A mystical red thread that ties people destined for each other together. So what happens when Russia finally finds one on his own hand, but the person on the other side is running from it. RusAme. Rated T for safety. One-shot.

Russia wants America's heart.

A Russia love story tragedy with my OC. WARNING: If you dont take well to sad endings dont read this. Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.

Tyranical prince Russia is searching for a queen and so throws a royal party. Cinderella America lives as a-not-so-slave and is cast to the party by Fairy Godmother France. Will love bloom? RUSAME, mentionned smutt, YAOI

Alfred thought the new kid next door was weird, but as they grow up together it seems like it doesn't really matter. Russame drabble request

Hikaru Sulu is pretty sure he's discovered his soul mate, but it's only been 30 seconds.. so .. maybe he'll wait a little while before he tells him.

When two blondes decide to ask Santa for the love of their life their lives gets turned upside down. Throw an awesome "Prussian" in and a cheerful spaniard and it gets even crazier! And don't even speak of the shy canadian and the moody italian. AU HS :

"Da. Who would ever say no?" Russia chuckled as he dipped his finger in the blood running down America's cheek and licked it off. This was going to be fun.

Human Geek AU./ At twenty six, Ivan would have considered a night spent in his favorite chat-room, maybe with a little cyber sex, as a good Saturday night. That is, until he met Alfred.

Sequel to Doujinshi Japan's doujinshi is somewhat popular and he decides to make more. Hints of Russiamerica, Nyotalia America/Russia, Nyotalia Belarus/Russia/America threesome.

"Welcome to the Isle of Broken Nations. My name is Estonia, let me show you around." I don't know what genre this is, so I guessed.

Ever heard "the Babysitter and the Man Upstairs?" My Hetalia take on it with psycho!Russia and suicidal! Canada. As weird as the title is, this is NOT a humor fic. Be warned...

China is a little undecided on how to act with Russia.

Italy and Germany have a crackastic wedding were everything is bound to go wrong. In so many many ways. Includes GerIta, RussAmer, FrUk, Forever Alone Japan and Jesus/God!Austria A random little crack fanfiction thing to warm your little hearts.

"He's slipping away from me" Ivan thought. Ivan/Alfred America/Russia WARNINGS: CHARACTER DEATH

There's something that Heracles has been waiting for, for quite a long time, and Kiku is trying to figure it out. Perhaps Heracles won't have to wait much longer. One-shot/drabble mild, mild stuff. Just fluff. No worries. :3

Germany and Italy are finally getting married! The only thing Germany hasn't done yet? That crazy, all-night bachelor party, where you get really, really, drunk. Buckle up, 'cause it's gonna be a long night! T for alcohol mostly.

At the last G8 summit, America unveiled an actual, working TARDIS. Now, the entire summit is stuck in a collapsing parallel world ruled by Belarus. Fortunately, the rebels can help them. Unfortunately, they have a price: help the British Empire take over.

America has convinced Canada to cross dress as a girl for a party. Let's see what happens! USCan, Amecan, AmericaxCanada Crossdressed!Canada Oneshot

He can't die, but there are times when the cold steel presses against his head and he wonders what would happen if he pulled the trigger. Free-verse, CC appreciated.

"sequel" to Italy's truths. These are what the other countries wrote down. No real genre because each country has something different.

When the nations are ordered to write 20 truths about themselves, what things will everyone learn about each other. What do people learn about Italy, that no one has known before? horrible summary. Read and find out please! maybe a one shot

We all know how naive Stephanie from LazyTown is, but what if that naivety were to continue into her adulthood and she heard the phrase "doggy style"? This is what I imagined the result to be. Song fic. Rated M, obviously.

America provokes a nuclear war with Russia, but things take a turn for the sexy. LEMONY SMUTTY GOODNESS IN THE CONVINENT FORM OF A ONE SHOT. Reveiws are love.

Russia has a secret, one only Canada knows of. It was twisted, horrifying; something he could let no one else know of. Incurable and inescapable, it was imposible to ward off. And what was it, you may ask? Only the Bieber Fever, of course! RusCan crack and fluffiness

Roderich has been dragged to the pub by Gilbert and co. Now they're playing a stupid game where you answer truthfully, or buy the whole round. And some secrets are worth buying a round to keep... T for sexual themes and minor language; several pairings.

Prussia wants to do something nice for his lover...so what is he doing with a razor? A weird and, I hope, funny little oneshot. PruCan or, as I like to call it, Prunada xD . T for Prussia's filthy mouth. And despite what is implied, NO self-harm.

The nations find out who wears the pants in a certain relationship. Russiamerica

One writes R/A fanfiction and another finds out about this.

CRACKY AmCan! America and Canada find an abandoned tank during WW2. And have sexy times in it. While calling the enemy Axis on the radio and forcing them to listen. An epic trolling and lulz ensue.

Russia isn't exactly what you'd call readable. What lurks beneath that creepy smile? What does he think of when he's all alone? What secrets does he keep in his kitchen? Rated T for later chapters. May continue if r&rs are OK.

Antonio breaks into England's house and discovers the Lovenote. Write a person's name in it and for one hour they will love you unconditionally, afterwards they will forget what happened. What could be the harm in a little fun? Antonio/Romano

ONESHOT! this is RusPan Ivan x Kiku When Japan visit Russia to spend the night, Russia has something he want to try with his "friend" over the night when everyone in his house hold was gone and its just them two alone.

Germany takes a poll concerning what everyone eats with their morning coffee. He soon regrets his decision however, as the answers get stranger and stranger...

Hetalia version of little red riding hood. Japan has one of those days... Swisspan, PWP.

Alfred is a small boy who's wish is to make friends and feel wanted. He then gains an imaginary friend, Ivan. But when he outgrows Ivan and has to start a normal, seemingly perfect life, suddenly, Ivan reappears into Alfred's life to change everything!

America is forever alone on Valentine's Day, so he spends it masturbating while thinking of England. Well, that was his plan, at least. But annoying interruptions keep ruining his special alone time! America's silly POV for the lulz.

Gakuen universe. Eduard has the biggest crush on his brother Toris' best friend, Feliks, but does the older boy feel the same? Meanwhile someone is pursuing Toris. PolEst and RussLiet.

SUPER CRACKY USUK! America is too rough during sex and accidentally gives England an anal prolapse. England is pissed. However is a hero to make it up to him? America's POV for the lulz.

Ivan listed forward and pinned Alfred to the wall, pressing against his pet, chest vibrating with his excited laughter and shuddering giggles. He felt muscles tense in fear and it was enough to push him over the trembling edge he'd been balancing on.

USUK, kinda fluffy.

this is a bunch of collabs. me and my guy Friends make in history class off the top of our heads based on our WWII notes. based around Rusame mainly, this will continue onto and through the Cold War, Rated T just in case and cause of surprise in Cold War

Latvia is called to Russia's office... Will he survive? Warning, I got a little silly at the end.

What happens when Russia has a tea party IMPLIED YAOI RUSSIAXEVERYONE crackfic

A parody in which the author is lazy, the country isn't himself, and you... well you have too much angst for your own good. This celebrates all the reasons why we don't read Reader Inserts. Because when Reader Inserts are bad, they are really, really bad.

America and England sneak into France's bed while he's sleeping and try to have sex without waking France up. But don't worry. It's a Tempurpedic!

Ménage à Trois of our Axis Powers. Germany/Japan/Italy.

Wang Yao is accused of murder and is sentence to jail. When he arrives he finds it is filled perverts, thugs and murderers, so how can he survive? Did I mention his cell mate is a crazy psychotic Russian? Yaoi, Rochu, BoyxBoy.

On one stormy, terrifying night, America is really going to regret listing Russia underneath Japan's name as the "Kolkolkol Guy."

NON-CON. Russia is creeping on America hardcore. America is not amused. This is actually supposed to be a humor story so enjoy my ticket to hell!

De-anon from the kink-meme. Germany/Latvia: sauna, shota, frottage. PWP.

SHEER CRACK. England won't tell Sealand where babies come from. So America decides to troll England by telling Sealand a horrifying lie about his birth, including England getting freaky with his magical fairy friends. Why? For the lulz.

France blackmails Canada into telling him a private, saucy story about him and Italy. Silly Canada/Italy fluff.

Based on the movie Let's Go To Prison! Ivan and Alfred are thrown into a Russian Prison, framed as robbers. Alfred has to grow a pair if he wants to survive! Multiple pairings, intended pairings, yaoi, murder of non-hetalia characters,etc. ;D

In the wake of a long period of political and military rivalry, two nations who previously couldn't stand each other now have to have sex to seal a treaty. Chapter1:France/England, Chapter2:Russia/America

America couldn't make his mind stop conjuring all kind of sceneries of what exactly France could be doing with nine female nations inside a bedroom.

The world ended on October 31, 2012, the day the virus spread and the dead walked the earth. For Ivan Braginski, it was just the beginning.

Len had been too young to undestand anything then: the situation, the possible consequences. He had no idea the man was a pedophile. The first time started off as rape. Two years later, it was all his body wanted. "And now, you'll never satisfy me."

Cannibal AU. Warnings: cannibalism - sorta graphic . non graphic descriptions of waterports - drinking , scat - tasting , and bloodplay. vorarephilia. felching. rimming. Wesley/Riker. Slash

Spain and Romano decide to open a café, inviting everyone and some are actually interested to come, especially America...unfortunately the date has an unexpected turn when they meet some acquaintance...Rochu and UsUK.

"Alfred Jones hated the dentist. He hated it as much as he hated spiders and less than he hated ghosts. A haunted dentist's office would be an absolute nightmare for him." Dentist!Ivan, birthday fic written for ahmerst.

Its the holiday season and Alfred is dragged by his brother to vacation in Russia. If that isnt bad enough, throw in a psycho skiing instructer who tries to kill him every chance he gets! Whats a Hero to do?

Alfred loves to engaged in flirty games with the customers who stop by the small coffee shop where he works. But he has no idea that his game is about to pique the interest of a certain up and coming businessman named Ivan. Rated for sex and agekink.

Yao is a nurse in a crazy hospital run by Doctor Awesome Prussia He hates working here, especially with the crazy Mental Ward Doctor, Ivan Braginski. Or Doctor Kolkol. Hardcore Yaoi, use of a medical instruments. BoyxBoy. Lame description is lame. READ!

A normal work day for Alfred turns into a day of revelation when a voice suddenly chimes in from up above. Some suggestive themes but overall just written for laughs.

It was going so well until Kiku left him alone with HIM. Hetalia with a Pokemon flair, America breeding. CRACK.

Japan totally ships USUK, so to indulge his fantasies, he pays a cash strapped America to have sex with MochiEngland in front of him and video tapes it. AmericaXMochiEngland, CRACK, I am going to hell for writing this.

Just this once, Russia would give in to his desires at work. JUST this once... Rus/Ame yaoi.

Long ago, Russia created a Dream-World based on the Sunflower Field. In it, he can do whatever and whoever he wants and can even swap genders! America ends up there one night and realizes his true feelings towards his former rival...

School/Gakuen AU in which Alfred takes a liking to that Russian hunk next door. Which is all kinds of confusing, because he's pretty sure he likes chicks.

This year, China decided to spend time with his siblings and celebrate the Tanabata instead of his festival of Love. But, he was more than surprised to see that Russia came all this way to spend some with him.

A short, simple story about two people with one thing in common: They have no one to dance with. So of course, awkward teenage slow dancing ensues with enough fluttering hearts to go around. Gakuen/School setting, school dance prompt.

Prizefic for invisiblecanada as my 100th review on my manualfic. My prompt was for a RussiaXAmerica Cold War crackfic rated T. Well, it's certainly cracky if nothing else...

When Alfred F. Jones's ridiculous attempts to seduce his northern brother finally succeed. He expected a Superman/Lois Lane kind of situation. Boy was he surprised. Can/Us.

There had come a point where America had the realization that he had fallen in love with the Moon.

Russia has a problem. His sister, Belarus, the one who wants to marry him and "bind their souls for all of eternity." America has a solution. Make Russia pretend that he loves Belarus. It can't go wrong, can it? CRACKSHOT.

After discovering what the world really thinks of him, America makes a desperate wish. That becomes a nightmare. Trapped in a parallel world that hates him, he struggles to maintain his sanity. And the nations who need him are forced to watch him fall.

Canada loses a bet and must serve Russia and America. In his innocence, he misunderstands what they mean by "serve". Kink meme de-anon. AmeCan and RusCan.

What happens when we replace our favorite characters from Star Trek NG with our favorite characters from Hetalia? They defeat the Borg in a very unconventional way. Become one with Borg, da? Contains mild British swearing and America being an idiot.

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

Mochis keep showing up during the nations' meals. At first, the mochis look so cute! However, the mochis tell the nations things that they rather not know. Inspired by Mameshiba X3

A... cracky little thing I wrote at midnight last night... don't even ask. rus/ame... er... fluffy I guess? i dont know I'm tired XD

A scrap of paper that read: I dare the finder of this paper to get Alfred F. Jones to give him or her a lap dance. From there one can only spiral downward.

Oh Japan some of the things you do. Russiamerica Nyotalia Yuri version. PWP and smutty.

CRACK. A very confused America spies on England getting kinky with his magical friends. Is it masturbation or an orgy? Depends whether or not you believe ...

In which Soviet Russia takes pleasure of his two favourite satellite nations. Russia/China/Prussia. Language kink. Threesome. Smut.

Living around Pokemon bigger than you can be difficult and scary. A young Vulpix learns this the hard way, in a way he never imagined. Yaoi, rape, non-con, anal, oral, and more. Don't Like, Don't Read!

Feliciano Vargas was a former glee club star and is now given the task of transforming a bunch of misfits at the prestigious Wolrd Academy into a real group of singers.

For Valentines 'day, Ivan offered a gift to Yao, but unfortunately the result didn't come out the way he really hoped…

"This contract is to signify a union of one nation of the world with Russia, known by humans under the name of Ivan Braginski and legally known under the title of Russian Federation." Seriously, this CAN'T be good...

America is not please that Russia broke it.

Ivan Braginski, a succesful Russia business man, moves to America to escape the tomb of a house he left behind only to be visted by a mysterious boy in his dreams. He becomes obssessed and infatuated with him. RusAme, AU, ghosts.

RussAme and AmeRuss Catalia smut. That… That is all. Should I be ashamed? Warning for kitty sex, and because kitties have barbs on their you-know-whats. Written for Kinkmeme.

A bubbly blonde looses his most valuable asset and is devistated until a Russian "comes to the rescue" and becomes the American's hero! Things begin to escalate after the night they talk in the cafe. Will these two find happiness or will they get burned?

"What, he's got a taste for hot, young, blond pilots?" Alfred asked sarcastically, snorting - then stared as Williams shrugged casually, as if saying 'Duh'. "... You've gotta be kidding me." One shot, sexy-times abound, etc.

Alfred's certain that Ivan will leave him soon if he doesn't do something drastic. And Ivan always did love sunflowers. Character death, major creep. Songfic.

America wants to know where he is...RusAme randomness.

Russia convinces America to visit him in the winter, and invites him to an ice rink for some harmless fun. Except that things are rarely harmless with those two. One day Russia will learn to ignore crazy dares from America. That day is not today.

Alfred is a single dad who is struggling to raise his son, Arthur. His life gets turned around when he befriends Ivan, fellow single dad and father of Francis, the kid Arthur hates with the intensity of the sun. Chaos ensues. Eventual Russia/America

In a cursed Russian Kingdom, two North American rulers/brothers come to kill Winter and save the princess and fall in love! Even if the 'princess' isn't exactly what one suspected... RusUS, Prunada, maybe other pairings, co written by akuoni!

When they first met, America told him his list of basic zombie survival rules. As they travel together, Ivan can't help but feel as though they're breaking some of the more important ones. .:Human!AU Zombie Apocalypse:.

Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :

Prussia discovers that Poland likes to hold it in until he can't hold it any more and decides to take full advantage of it. Warning: Watersports.

drabble "Never play this game with anyone else, comrade." Suddenly, a frantic tapping of glass alerted the two nations to an audience behind the windows of the fast-food restaurant. xXx RussiaxAmerica

What happens when Hetalia crosses over with my favourite scary urban legends? These ficlets, that's what. Most of these are slightly AU. Review, please!

Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.

Meet Alfred F. Jones, five years old. Dressed in a pair of blue denim overall shorts and a striped short sleeved shirt he looks exactly like all the other little boys on the playground. Alfred, however, is not like all the other little boys.

In the end they all knew that only one of them could be the Pretty Pretty Princess. Pure shameless crack.

Press conferences wherein the singular presences of Alfred F. Jones and Ivan Braginski came together could always be termed, ah…interesting. Or: why Russia needs remedial courses on sexual harassment. xXx RussiaxAmerica

"Tied with a pretty pink ribbon and sitting slumped in the wooden chair was a gift that would be held highly among kings…..if you were a corpse like me."

A spin-off of Dream Encounters. It's Chekov and Scotty's turn to have a nerdy little romance. Slash, language, sexual content. Scotty/Chekov with a bit of Kirk/Spock for funsies.

Russia knows all about America's fear of ghosts, and now America wants to know what scares Russia.

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

Catherine the Great, connoisseur of Russian manhood, is curious about how her nation compares to her many past lovers. Crack fic.

America has gotten drunk. The problem? He gets really uncontrollable with his physical strength. Those with him decide to lay this problem on the only one who can physically control him: Russia. Who wasn't even in their little drunken party.

Quick one-shot. Russia has noticed the most interesting thing about his partner.

An AU with Alfred and Ivan simply enjoying one another's company. It takes place at a graveyard, but that's minor, right? Overall, this fic is pretty macabre, but not at all gruesome or violent, can't say much more without spoiling things. Ivan/Alfred

Kumajiro Wonders Exactly How Sweet His Matty Really Is. Kumajiro/Shota!Canada Dun like- Dun read.

America gave Russia a near psychotic smile. "Is it good, friend?" Rated M for cannibalism, forced self-cannibalism.

Written for the APH fluffathon. Office AU in which a mystery man leaves tons of bizarre post-it notes in the break room every day, and Ivan becomes infatuated with Alfred, the man who works in the next cubicle over. Sweet fluffy stuff ensues. Ivan/Alfred

Russia is devastated when his lover Yellow, a sunflower, dies. After a few following shenanigans involving sex with water pipes, he ends up at a McDonald's, and then he's kidnapped, by a nation who knows a terrible secret about Yellow...

Russia's angry and he's decided to play a little game of 'hide-and-go-seek'...but the stakes are a bit higher than usual. One-shot. Pretty over-used premise, I know.

Russia is in Princeton for a world meeting, and he collapses in front of Wilson. Sounds like a case for Dr. House! No pairings.

Ivan just found out that he is a nation and not born like other children, but his question to his big sister is how was he born then? Katya doesn't quite know herself, so to make her baby brother happy tells him about how he's born from a sunflower.

Alfred and Ivan are not happy when they're forced to room together, as heroes and "villians" can't coexist in the same tiny dorm room. But sometimes it takes a moment of weakness to make an enemy a friend or maybe more. Ivan/Alfred.

Meet Russia. He and his ex-boyfriend are on the verge of throwing the world into all-out nuclear war. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend! Implied Russia/America.

Russia, in one-hundred times fifty words.

Toris learned a nifty trick. Random smut.

America is invited for dinner at Russia's house. Can anything possibly go wrong?

Ivan comes home from work one night and finds a surprise on his doorstep RussiaXkitty!America AU warning alfred speaks fail english and is too adorable for his own good

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...

AU: One day while walking Ivan comes across a young man named Alfred who claims to be a sunflower spirit. As they get closer Ivan becomes increasingly obsessed with him until the delicate thread of sanity threatens to snap... IvanxAlfred.

England wants America. So does Russia. Neither can have him. Not individually anyway. And thus an unholy alliance is formed... RussiaxAmericaxEngland, Rated M for saucy content

An innocent invitation to the ballet turns into more than America and Russia bargained for. Chapter Ten: The ballet ends and the truth finally comes to light. Russia/America

A crack of thunder. A timid knock. Yao frowned into the darkness. “Who’s there?”, he asked carefully. “...Can I come in?” Yao would know that voice anywhere. Russia? But why did he sound so different? Was he... frightened? Rated M for lemon. Russia/China

Ivan is the small asylum's Russian schizophrenic and Yao was the displaced Chinese boy who talked to white cat plushies. / AU - Russia/China

The various countries of the world decide to make a map that reflects who they really are. Naturally, things don't go so smoothly.

AU, Russ/Amer. Alfred is upset after his girlfriend breaks up with him. To cheer him up, Matthew secretly signs Alfred up in a "Be a DJ for a Week" contest for a radio station. Alfred wins and he meets Ivan, the owner and main DJ of the station.

Ivan gets a mysterious letter in the mail inviting him to a ball that apparently none of the other countries know about. He decides to go, but he is not prepared for the odd evening ahead. RusxUS fluff, Song Fic

Japan/China Kiku/Yao In which Yao will do anything in order to get the latest Shinatty-chan merchandise, and PWP of the lamest and most terrifying kind ensues. Written for the wonderful dreamsofdestiny, who said she would like a PWP.

House and Wilson end up aboard the USS Enterprise. Wilson panics, House angers people. Repeatedly. Meanwhile, Cuddy, House's team, and Amber try to figure out where they went. No slash, sorry folks. Rated for language. Please R&R!

America just had a realization and needs proof. Canada ends up having that proof. What happens from here on is some interesting sisterly bonding time. AU high school. fem!America/fem!Canada twincest.

Just a funny story I did based on a conversation I had with someone about Spock/Chekov

Russia suddenly falls ill after returning from a trip to Sverdlovsk. Lithuania tries to look after him, but soon learns that Russia's illness is a lot less innocent than it looks. Lithuania/Russia

It is actually a certain attraction that my boss would like to attend.” Ivan settled onto the edge of the desk and paused before pulling his metal pipe from his jacket and placing it on the wood with a clank.

Russia invites the other Allies for a "friendly" gathering. I'm not sure about the genres.

Ivan's in an oddly good mood, and he wants to play.

When's mating season for humans?" "Humans can have children whenever they want, Greece-san..." Throw in a bunch of kitties and a like for doing things outside with this dialouge and you've got yourself one heck of a oneshot. Greece/Japan

Alfred stared at him. This wasn’t the way the great ‘Hero’ of the Cold War was supposed to die, tied up with a crazy Russki pointing a gun at him. “Can’t we make a deal?” America blurted out as Ivan advanced on him. Russia/America

SLASH The mystery behind House's peeing problem is revealed