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 Author has written 5 stories for Austin & Ally, and Sonic the Hedgehog. Ok I just have to say this, I think the best story I've read so far on this site is called Ally Dawson's Secret by truecolores64 YOU PEEPS SHOULD READ IT! IT. IS. AMAZING! =3 =3 =3 =3 GUYS BLAH! ROSS LYNCH WAS LAURA MARANO'S FIRST KISS!!! =D =D =D Austin's skull tattoo in Trapped In School http:///-X88jPFc7As8/UOh7GQw9zwI/AAAAAAAAB88/L5eC6TuhWOg/s1600/skull.jpg Austin's full arm tattoo in Trapped In School https:///images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWgn5QbY6dSqgDxtD-v5fKLYCsuKJab3EZnI65deactX7nTJJOvg AusllyGirl123 here to make an actual profile! I'm 12 years old I'm in 6th grade I LOVE to write fanfiction I am IN LOVE WITH AUSLLY AND RAURA My favorite shows are, Austin&Ally, (Of course. =3) Good Luck Charlie... Das it. My favorite books are, (Oh gosh there are a lot.) EVERY WARRIOR CAT BOOK EVER CREATED. Except Firestar's Quest. I really like The Last Hope. Cause Firestar dies. I'm a Firestar hater. =3 Ok, Here they are, (First Series) Into the Wild, Fire and Ice, Forest of Secrets, Rising Storm, ADangerous PathThe Darkest Hour, (Second Series; The New Prophecy) Midnight, Moonrise, Dawn, Starlight, Twilight(LOVE THIS BOOK), Sunset, (Third Series; Power of Three) Tiger's Curse, Tiger's Quest, Tigers Voyage, Tiger's Destiny, Wolves of the Beyond: Lone Wolf, Wolves of the Beyond: Shadow Wolf, Wolves of the Beyond: Watch Wolf, Wolves of the Beyond: Frost Wolf, Wolves of the Beyond: Spirit Wolf, Wolves of the Beyond: Star Wolf. OK DONE. I love to copy and paste stuff I don't like Sonic the Hedgehog. o3o I have two brothers and one sister I'm awesome All my friends and I are just... Strange... I have a Kik account, AusllyGirl123 I have a facebook, Shylee Wanish Oh! And one more thing, I love yew... Pet Peeves: 1- When I write a bunch of stuff for a story, a song, or homework, then it shuts off, and all my work is gone. 2- When I walk behind someone who walks really slow and I have to stay behind them because there's no space to go past them. 3- Slow drivers. 4- 'Know-It-All' persons. 5- I can't wear a watch on my left wrist. It just gets on my nerves. I just have to wear it on my right wrist. 6- That there are two ways to spell color (colour) 7- That there are two ways to spell favorite (favourite) My sister is an idiot. A SPECHUL IDIOT WHO IS AWESOME. me broz typ lik ths bt thir awsum. I LURVE MAH MOMMAH I LURVE MAH DADDEH I usually mess up the word 'the' but never the word paleontologist. Weird. I think of myself as a stupid, amazeballz idiot. =3 I. Am. Toats. Cray. YESH Very. Patriek- BA-HA-HA I LUV BEING PURPLE You wanna read some funny quotes? Good. Cause there be LOTZ OF DEM BBYZ "Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs." "Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that." "Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up." "When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear." "You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!" "They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people." "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot!" "Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls." "Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes." "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up." "Ten Things Men Understand About Women: "You know how there's a store called 'Forever 21'? There should be a store called 'Finally 22'." "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." "By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out." "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." "A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap." "If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." "Life is cold. After all, it kills you." "Electricity is really just organized lightning." "Money can't buy you happiness. But it can buy you things that make you happy. So actually, it does." Te-He Copy and paste if you read/write to escape Music is poetry with personality.-Ross Lynch Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything.-Plato Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory.-Oscar Wilde Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness.-Maya Angelou Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.-Victor Hugo Music can change the world because it can change people.-Bono Do you know our souls are composed of harmony?-Leonardo DaVinci Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music.-Carlos Santana A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence.-Leopold Stokowski He who sings scares away his woes.-Cervantes Truly to sing, that is a different breath.-Rainer Maria Rilke Everyday writing, let your imagination pour one drop at a time.-Kat Either write something worth reading, or do something worth writing.-Benjamin Franklin Most writers can write books faster than publishers can write checks.-Richard Curtis There are two kinds of writers: those that make you think, and those that make you wonder.-Brian Aldiss Forget all the rules. Forget about being published. Write for yourself and celebrate writing.-Melinda Haynes However great a man's natural talent may be, the art of writing cannot be learned all at once.-Jean Jacques Rousseau Better to write for yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self.-Cyril Connolly A writer is working when he's staring out of the window.-Burton Rascoe Nothing you write, if you hope to be any good, will ever come out as you first hoped.-Lillian Helman If there's a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.-Toni Morrison To be clear is the first duty of a writer; to charm and to please are graces to be acquired later.-Brander Matthews Now I hope you guys like to read. Well you obviously do or else you won't be on dis site. ;3 Here are some 'Copy n' Paste stuff f you know the Muffin Man, copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile If you've searched google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Boys don't want to reach for the good ones because the are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Tihs is wreid, but itenrsnitg! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Ptsae tihs to yuor poirfle if you can raed tihs. That boy you punched in the hall today? Commited suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin. The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart. Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master... He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared Him... He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. 96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile. I love Jesus, Jesus love love love love love love love loves me, if you believe Jesus loves you paste this in your profile. Intelligence Quiz 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. Many preschoolers got several correct answers. Most adults got them all wrong. NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS: NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache When you open it, he collapses. When he see's you reading it, he faints. My name is Sarah, I am but three, My eyes are swollen and I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up in the Attic All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One beating tonight. I just heard a car! My daddy is back From of course Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse and My name is called so I press myself Against the cold wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m just so afraid now and I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run to the door He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its much too late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again 'O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!' And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless, Brawled on the floor. My name is Sarah, I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE (This made me tear up. :( ) 23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator 1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.” 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?” 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.” 14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?” 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!” 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist. 22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it. 23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die” If you laughed or plan to do this in the future, copy and paste this on your profile ;) This is a true story: Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair
When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound
unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure
A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?
And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die
Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? "
For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did
Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by
Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made
Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of s!"
Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying
At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse
Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor
To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the ga If you. . . If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever wonder if your pets are Animagi (because after Scabbers you just don't know.) post this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile. If you think your insane because you say so, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you get bored easily, copy and paste this to your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've written a fanfic, copy and paste this to your profile and add another chapter.tes of Heaven. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART ... or just about any store... 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission: Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... YOUR GUY SIDE: X You love hoodies. X You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. X It's hilarious when people get hurt. X You've played with/against boys on a team. X Shopping is torture. (Only if it takes forever, and if it's shopping for clothes. X Sad movies suck. X You own/ed an X-Box. X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers X You watch sports on TV. (Sometimes) X Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. (Not in high school yet so...) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. X Baggy pants are cool to wear. X It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. X You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X Sports are fun. X Talk with food in your mouth. X Sleep with your socks on at night Total: 18/25 ϟ YOUR GIRL SIDE: X You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (Chapstick only when I need it.) You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. X You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. X You care about what you look like. (Depends on where I'm going.) X You like wearing dresses when you can. (Only to Church and stuff like that.) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. X You love the movies. X Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing Total: 6/25 Funny Quiz: Student got 0% in his exam even when he didn't get anything wrong. Q1: In Which Battle Did Napoleon Die? Ans: *In his last battle Q2: Where Was The Declaration Of Independence Signed? Ans: *At the bottom of the paper Q3: River Ravi Flows In Which State? Ans: *liquid Q4: What Is The Main Reason For Divorce? Ans: *Marriage Q5: What Is The Main Reason For Failure? Ans: *Exams Q6: What Can You Never Eat For Breakfast? Ans: *Lunch and Dinner Q7: What Looks Like Half An Apple? Ans: *the other half Q8: If You Throw A Red Stone Into The Blue Sea, What Will It Become? Ans: *It will simply become wet Q9: How Can A Man Go Eight Days Without Sleeping? Ans: *No problem, he sleeps at night Q10: How Can You Lift An Elephant With One Hand? Ans: *You will never find an elephant that only has one hand Q11: It Took Eight Men Ten Hours To Build A Wall, How Long Will It Take Four Men To Build It? Ans: *No time at all, the wall is already built Q12: How Can You Drop An Egg On A Concrete Floor Without Cracking It? Ans: *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. I love sarcasm!!! :D Austin & Ally showed me... Any dream you have, if you work hard on it and never give up, even if you have a one in bazillion chance of making it come true, if you work have enough you can make it come true with the help of your best friends. Don't be afraid of change, you may lose something good, but you'll gain something better. There is more than one type of weasel... You can create a new song in one day if you work on it all night long... Never under any circumstances EVER touch Ally's book. Never put Ally on The Helen Show's stage as she will destroy the studio... Never leave Austin and Dez with your pet bird... Take chances because you may never know what happens if you don't let down your walls. Sometimes you find that you're looking for someone who is right next to you, you'll find out if you look hard enough... Some people will always fight, but when it comes down to it - they care. Falling in love with your best friend is tough, isn't painless, and it gets complicated quickly... but in the end, it'll be perfectly... worth it. Never, ever, be someone you're not. Be you and everyone will love you for it, and even if it takes a while to share that with the world, do it. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Re- post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!! She paints a pretty picture, But the story has a twist, Her paintbrush is a razor, And her canvas is her wrist. She paints her pretty picture In a color thats blood red While using her sharp paintbrush She ends up finally dead Her pretty pictures fading, Quite slowly on her arm, The blood is not racing through her, She can no longer do harm. She painted her pretty picture, But her picture had a twist. You see her mind was her razor And her heart was her wrist I'm the kind of girl who looks down at what she's wearing after someone told her 'I like your shirt.' I'm the kind of girl who laughs at her own texts before sending it. I'm the kind of girl sitting there, waiting for an answer to her text, realizing ten minutes later that she never actually sent it. I'm the kind of girl who talks to everybody and say what she wants, but can't talk infront of an audience. I'm the kind of girl who's really smart, but too lazy to show it. I'm the kind of girl who laughs at the face on the TV when she pauses it. I am that girl. The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate. I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics. I'm the girl who everybody knows her name, for good or for bad. I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something. I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me. I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not. I'm the girl that walks like I am proud. I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side. I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone. BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse. I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance. I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad. I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idiot. I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write. I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I'm the girl who isn't a people person. I'm the girl that doesn't WANT or NEED a boyfriend. Im the girl who thinks boys aren't worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken? I'm the girl who secretly thinks she's an alien. I'm the girl who's really smart, but sometimes too lazy to show it. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, Copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you love to laugh at stupid things that end with copy and paste this into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. 95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be part of the 5 that would yell, "DO A FLIP!" If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else copy this into your profile. If you love R5, copy and paste this into your profile. When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm Fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says " I Love You.", she means it. When a girl says "I Miss You.", nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, and who calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes you true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 PM tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this you will be cursed with relationship problems for all eternity. (I have no idea if this is true, but hey, YOLO ;P) female comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book Man: But I don't know your name Woman: That's in the phone book too Man: I know how to please a woman Woman: Then please leave me alone Man: I can tell you want me Woman: Ohhhh, you're so right, I want you to leave Man:My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it. Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you. Man:Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat. Woman: If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity. GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
Random stuff I heard at least once in my life and that was just so true! I'm the type of girl laughing at my own texts before sending them because it's so dang funny! When you're sad, just remember that there's some idiot out there, pushing a door that says 'Pull'. I'm not funny. I'm actually really mean and people just think I'm joking. If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we'll make fun of people together. Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking? Not realizing how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone. I was really shy and silent. That is until I met my best friend. Now, I'm loud, crazy, and always speak my mind. She created a monster. Everyone's mature... Until they get on one of those 'spinny chairs'. If I ever saw Justin Bieber, I'd walk up to him and say 'Never' before walking away. Biggest lie: 'The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.' Do your best and forget the rest. Without music, life would be a mistake. Lets see how stupid we all are (If it's in bold, I've done it) 1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realised it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realising it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realising it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jamb 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Hehehehe... The Poster.) 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realising they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth 101. Not realized there was no 13 102. Not realized there was no 59 100 Questions 1. How did you get one of your scars? My cat. e.e 2. What is on the walls in your room? Pink paint, tons of Carrie Underwood posters, tons of Auslly stuff, a bunch of RP stuff, and a bunch of random stupid pictures. ;3 3. What do you want to be when you grown up? Hmm... I dunno. 4. What kind of music do you listen to? Pop rock, pop, metal, emo... Das it. 5. Do you know what time you were born? Nupe. 6.What do you want more than anything right now? BRO I WANT PROMS AND PROMISES TO COME ON TV RIGHT NOW THEN AFTER THAT LAST DANCES AND LAST CHANCES WHICH YOU PROBABLY KNOW ARE AUSTIN AND ALLY EPISODES AND ARE PROBABLY FULL OF AUSLLY! I ALSO WANT AUSLLY TO HAPPEN FBGDFJMHBK. 7.What do you miss? My cat who died two years ago from her kidneys failing. She was only two. :( 8. What is your most prized possession? A kitty statue representing my dead cat. 9. Who inspires you? UUUUUHHUUHUHUHUHH I DUNNO. LAURA MARANO AND STUFF. And Jesus. ;3 (Yesh, I'm Christian. :3) 10. Do you get claustrophobic? Nah. 11. Do you get scared of the dark? Sometimes. If I just read a stupid friggen chain mail, then yes. Other then that, no. 12. The last person that made you cry? Two years ago, when my cat died. So... my cat. 13. What is your favourite perfume for a girl? I dunno. I don't usually wear perfume. 14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite gender? Blonde or dark dark brown hair and blue or brown eyes. 15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? I dunno. 16. Coffee or energy drink? CHOCOLATE! 17. What is your favourite pizza topping? Cheeeeeeeeeeseee 18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? Chocolate. 19. What's your sunsign? Aquarius. =3 20. Your favourite season and why? Winter, cause it doesn't rain. And ish cold. I like teh cold. 21. What was the first meaningful gift you ever received? UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH I DUNNO. PROBABLY TICKETS TO A CARRIE UNDERWOOD CONCERT. OR AN R5 ALBUM. YEAH. 22. Do you like anybody? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? -High pitched voice- Pshhh... Nooo... 23. Are you double jointed? NOOOOOOOOO. I barely bent my thumb back, and it broke. e.e 24. Favourite clothing brand? NAH 25. What is your favourite colour? Pink, black, and purple. 26. Do you have a pet? A nine year old American Short Hair tuxedo cat, Nala, a one year old multi-colored half Maine-Coon/American Long Hair cat, Miracle (Mira for short), and a nine year old black and white pure bread Jack Russel Terrier, Keya. =3 27. What kind is it? Ish up der. 28. Would you fall in love knowing that the person was leaving? I dunno. 29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you I DANNAH 30. Write a number from one to a hundred: 8.387645285879463895365389562806528608761865432894562598327652807356295823587265892756238756257896283562895736582356235785819610561835392876589247658347659827346578236458927653498756298765289754627859612895625082576057595819139871901328760461347823649716937689168956055984538957365892736956278342897361234567890009876543219078098709870987879676865747642907364320503947653094792478390875390476503894659347856566574746583647835783274732827266328547265785639659265978346t5789345629385768327562904761327895623548072657892w3562897356837265873658735683756285763250789629057268934400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000009999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999969999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999990000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000909090090909090909090909090000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Pi .796458937653945763894756394857365784340563058936498573654983746538946753495596789384673985704957864906548654906784904587695r08 31. Blonds or brunettes? BLONDZIEZ 32. What is the one number you call most often? UUUUUUUHHHHH I DANNAH 33. What annoys you most? Stupid guys/girls who think their so awesome. e.e 34. Have you been out of the USA? Nu. 35. Your weaknesses? I DUNNO 36. Met anyone famous? Hunter Hayes 37. First job? I ain't got one. I'm only 12... 38. Ever made a prank call? Yes. I called Bright House Networks and a guy picked up and said, "Welcome to Bright House Networks how may-" Then I cut him off and said, "SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..." Then he said, "What the f-" Then I hung up. ;3 Then I called my friends mom and said, "Hai, Linda. Looking fine in thoes black pants..." In a stalker voice. ;3 39. Do you like chocolate? YESH GBXUTYFJGBJKCDFGBKCVJ 40. What were you doing before you filled this out? Writing an A/N for mah story, Trapped In School. 41. Have you ever had surgery? NAH 42. What do you get complimented about most? NUTIN 43. Have you ever had braces? NAH 44. What do you want for your birthday? PIANO LESSONS JGFBDFUKGJ 45. How many kids do you want? 2 to 3. 46. Were you named after someone? Nu. But my cousin named me. ;3 47. Do you wish on stars? NAH 48. What are you obssessed with? AUSLLY AND R5 DKHBFUXGVJBDXSUIB 49. What kind of shampoo do you use? The kind you use in the shower. 50. Do you like your handwriting? NAH 51. What is your favourite lunch meal? UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DUNNNNO 52. Any bad habits? I will ramble about Auslly FOR EVER if anyone brings it up. 53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? I DANNAH 54. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? ... YESH 56. Do looks matter? NAH... But they help a lot... 57. How do you release anger? Writing depressing things in chapters, then deleting it. In one of mah fanfics, when I was angry, I made Austin kill Ally, then deleted it. ;3 58. Where is your second home? I DANNAH 59. Where do you come from? Mah moms womb. 60. What was your favourite toy as a child? A white stuffed cat named Snow. 61. How many numbers do you have on your cell phone? I dun have a phone. DX 62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? Nu. I LOVE YEW, YEW LOVE ME. WE'RE A HAPPY FAM-I-LY. Did you know he got fired? .o. 63. Do you use sarcasm? GIRL. WHO DOESN'T? 64. Mashed potatoes or Macaroni cheese? Potateziez 65. What do you look for in a guy? I dunno, and I dun care. I dun wanna date till I'm like... 15 or 16. 66. What are your nicknames? Happy Slappy Stupido, (My Hippie Ninja Name) and Wanish. x3 68. What's your favourite television show? AUSTIN AND FRIGGEN ALLY 69. What was your actual SAT score? 20 to 50 times a day. I sit a lot. ;3 70. What's your favourite ice-cream flavour? CHOCOLATE 71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? Yesh... Although I almost lost a toe from a spring in the couch... 72. When was the last time you worked out? In Gym. Today. 73. Did you notice there was no question 64? Der was. 74. What's the fastest you've gone in a car? A liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle over 100 MPH. 75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? -Shrug- 76. What are you listening to? Some random music on some random movie. 77. Last thing you drank? Sodah. 78. Last person you talked to on the phone? Mah cousin, Katie. 79. What's the first thing you noticed in the opposite/same gender? EYEZIEZ 80. Favourite thought-provoking song? Whut? 81. Favourite thing to hate? STUPID KNOW-IT-ALL PEOPLE 82. Favourite month of the year? December and February. 83. Favorite zodiac sign? Aquarius 84. Are you on Facebook? Ohyus. 85. What is your hair colour? Brunette. 86. Eye colour? Brown 89. Favourite fast food restaurant? DQ 90. Do you like sushi? EWWW NO AHHH BLEH DHFUGBJDXFGBVDSFGHKHGFSDBDUYJGBVDKUJSGYBDSUYIFWEBRSFGYUSDX VJHRSGBN 91. Last thing you watched? Some random movie. 92. Favourite day of the year? CHRISTMASSSSSSS 93. Play any musical instruments? Recorder. Sort of. BUT I WANNA PLAY PIANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 94. Republican or Democrat? Huh? 95. Kisses or hugs? Hugs 96. Relationships or one night stands? RELATIONSHIPS. EWW. ONE NIGHT STANDS? NO. BLAH 97. What was the last thing you bought? I dunno. 98. What kind of car do you have? I dun have a car. 99. What book are you reading? All of them. No I kid, Tigers Destiny. 100. Describe your love life: What love life? 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 80, and find line 4. "with exhilaration." Warrior Cats Fire and Ice 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? Mah wall. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Uh... I dunno. 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 8:43 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:51 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Mah TV 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? A few hours ago aaaaaandddd... Coming back in my house. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Teh Manage Stories thingy. 9. What are you wearing? Uniform. x3 10. Did you dream last night? Yes... 11. When did you last laugh? Always. HEHEHEHE. SEE I JUST LAUGHED! AHAHAHAHAGDSUF. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Paint, posters, stickers, and pictures. 14. What do you think of this quiz? S'nice. =3 Fun, too. 15. What is the last film you saw? UUUUHHHHHHHH I DUNNO. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Frickin everything. And I'd save money for College... 17. Tell me something about you I don't know: I'm not only awesome... I'm K.A.T.I.E. Kewl, Amazeballz, Trishalicious, Idiotish, and Entra kewl. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you do? UUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... Dunno. 19. Do you like to dance? Yes. But I suck. Like crap. Wet, mushy crap that just came out of an old, ugly, fat dog. o3o 20. George Bush: Hi. Um... Hi? 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Right now, Maci. ;3 I just LOVE that name! 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Dunno. Probably... -Thinks for like... 15 mins- Uh... Probably... Nah... Uh... I HAVEN'T THOUGHT BOUT IT! DX OH OH I KNOW! Michael. :3 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Da hail is dat? 24. What do want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? I dunno. Whatever he says to people in Heaven when you meet him. =3 Here's another survey (I love those :P) 1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up. I will once I get my tablet back... 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? LAURA MARIE MARANO, ROSS LYNCH, CALUM WORTHY, AND RAINI RODREGUIZ. DUH I JUST DYHFGBVGVDKUJSFSDXGBRJKRSUGVFJDSG VF!!! 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, and give me line 17. "And this is my apprentice, Oakpaw." added Webfoot. Frommmm Warrior Cats: Fire and Ice. 4) What do you think about most? AUSLLY 5) Ever had a poem or song written about you? I don't think so... 6) Do you have any strange phobias? That my toilet will explode when I'm using it. e.e 7) What's your religion? Christian 8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Walking inside my school, Tyrone Middle School. 9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? R5, DUH 10) What was the last lie you told? Um... I dunno. 11) Do you believe in karma? I DUNNO 12) What does your pen name mean? Auslly (Cause I lurve it) Girl (Cause I'm a girl) 123 (Cause I liek 123) AusllyGirl123 13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? I HAVE NU IDEAZIEZ. 3= 14) Who is your celebrity crush? Ross- Fricken- Lynch 15) How do you vent your anger? Punching my bed, writing dissapointing chapters in fanfic. o3o 16) Do you have a collection of anything? Books... Yep books. 17) Are you happy with the person you've become? I dunno. I'M ONLY 12 I DUNNO WHAT PERSON I AM! 18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love? I hate the noise then a fork or knife scraches a glass bowl and it makes the knife shake a little and it's just kjhdbvfjugdsbgufjsg. Sound I love, Friggen music, bby. 19) What's your biggest "what if"? What if I was a magical unicorn who lived in a castle with dragons surrounding me, about to eat my guts out? 20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Ghost, A tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit. Nu aliens. 21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Right Air, Left mah wall. 22) Smell the air. What do you smell? 23) What's the worst place you have ever been to? The dump for a school field trip. e.e 24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender? Again, Ross- Fricken- Lynch 25) To you, what is the meaning of life? I HAVE NO CLUE. Cause I'm clueless. Maybe it's like... Um... To feal what love and pain feals like, and to let everyone know that life has it's good and bad sides? 26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? I'm pretty sure I would to to JDT if I drove. I'm 12. 27) What was the last movie you saw? DDDDDIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEERRRRRGGGGGEEEENNNNNTTTTTTT IIIIIIITTTT WWWWWWAAAAASSSS AAAAAWWWWWEEEESSSSOOOOMMMMEEEE 28) What's the worst injury you've ever had? A broken thumb. 29) Do you have any obsessions right now? Austin and Ally, the Japanese song, Bad Apple... RAURA. FRICKEN. RAURA. And... AUSLLY. FRICKEN. AUSLLY. AND R55555 30) Ever had a rumor spread about you? Nupe. Well, I don't think so. 31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? I try not to. 32) What is your astrological sign? Huh? Oh. Aquarius. =3 33) What's the last thing you purchased? A watch. :3 34) Love or lust? Love. 35) In a relationship? Nope. Again, only 12. I might when I'm 15 or older. 36) How many relationships have you had? None. Zero. HoweveryousayzeroinSpanish. 37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? I have none. 38) Where is your best friend? At her house. =3 39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM? Sleeping. 40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? Ohyus. 41) Imagine you are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? I flippin get the dog. Wait I imagined it. Then I'd just keep walking. 42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? A) I'd tell everyone in my family and all of my friends. B) If that happened, I would figure it out. C) YESH 43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? Any song from the Turn It Up album. Except the Chloe and Hallie song at the end of the album. AND ANY R5 SONGGGGG 44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Humor and a good guy/girl. 45) How can I win your heart? You can't. I'm waaaaaaayyyy to amazeballz. Plus, I dunno you. ;3 46) Can insanity bring on more creativity? Ohyes. 47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? Being forced to watch Disney Channel, then be in love with it the next day. 48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? "Thank you for shopping at Sonic Change, here's your Boom." Ally Dawson 49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart." YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL, SO I'M NOT INVITED TO THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHEN YOU'RE WITH YOU'RE FRIENDS. BUT YOU KNOW BAD BOYS, YOU CAN'T DENIE IT, THEY CAN ALWAYS SHOW YOU WHERE THE FUN BEGINS. HEY NOW, BABY NO DOUBT ABOUT IT GIRL, YOU DRIVE ME CRAZAY I'M PLEADING GUILTY TO THE WAY YOU MAKE MAH WANNA STEAL YOU'RE HEART, STEAL YOU'RE HEAART! CALL ME CRIMINAALLLL!!!! I WON'T DENIE IT, MAKE ME WANT IT ALL, EVERYTHING YOU ARE! SO LIGHT IT UUUPPP!!! GO ON AND TRY IT. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO I'M GONNA STEAL YOU'RE HEART DFUYIDK!!!!! STEAL YOU'RE HEART by Ross Shor Lynch/AUSTIN MONICA MOON (I just cap spammed you.) 50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors? Pink, Black, and Purple. 51) What is your current desktop picture? A pic of a girl crying, and above it, it says, "The FeralHeart server is down Going to kill myself, brb" 52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? Every bully/abuser/criminal in the world. 53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? I dunno... I don't have much to hide in my life. It sucks. 54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? Supah speed. Then when I'm at a resturant, I can run up to someone, take their food, and run back to my table without them having a clue on what just happened. 55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? I have no idea. o3o 56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? When my cat died at two years old from Kidney failure. 3= 57) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? LA. Then I'll somehow get into the set of A&A and watch as a live audience. They do that... right? 58) Ever been on a plane? Nope. 59) Favorite movie? DDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNTTTTT 59) Favorite book? Ohgod I ain't typing that again. Ishtomuch. Look up at teh top. -points waaaayyyy up to the beginning of my profile- (This didn't happen to me, but I just copy and pasted it. ;3) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart “You should date a girl who reads. Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag. She’s the one lovingly looking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when she has found the book she wants. You see that weird chick sniffing the pages of an old book in a secondhand book shop? That’s the reader. They can never resist smelling the pages, especially when they are yellow and worn. She’s the girl reading while waiting in that coffee shop down the street. If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairy creamer is floating on top because she’s kind of engrossed already. Lost in a world of the author’s making. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as most girls who read do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the book. Buy her another cup of coffee. Let her know what you really think of Murakami. See if she got through the first chapter of Fellowship. Understand that if she says she understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to sound intelligent. Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice. It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give her books for her birthday, for Christmas, for anniversaries. Give her the gift of words, in poetry and in song. Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings. Let her know that you understand that words are love. Understand that she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make her life a little like her favorite book. It will never be your fault if she does. She has to give it a shot somehow. Lie to her. If she understands syntax, she will understand your need to lie. Behind words are other things: motivation, value, nuance, dialogue. It will not be the end of the world. Fail her. Because a girl who reads knows that failure always leads up to the climax. Because girls who read understand that all things must come to end, but that you can always write a sequel. That you can begin again and again and still be the hero. That life is meant to have a villain or two. Why be frightened of everything that you are not? Girls who read understand that people, like characters, develop. Except in the Twilight series. If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. You will propose on a hot air balloon. Or during a rock concert. Or very casually next time she’s sick. Over Skype. You will smile so hard you will wonder why your heart hasn’t burst and bled out all over your chest yet. You will write the story of your lives, have kids with strange names and even stranger tastes. She will introduce your children to the Cat in the Hat and Aslan, maybe in the same day. You will walk the winters of your old age together and she will recite Keats under her breath while you shake the snow off your boots. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads. Or better yet, date a girl who writes.” ― Rosemarie Urquico |
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