Hi Everyone!

First of all, let me tell you that I LOVE cats (if you didn't figure that out from my user name)! I also love reading and writing stories, which is why I joined fanfiction in the first place! One of my specialties is using music in my stories, like taking lyrics and making people use then. One example is my story 'Courage: A Tale of Three Sisters'. I use music in almost all of my stories.

READ THIS WHOEVER YOU ARE: If there are any contests that you made or someone you know made, please PM me and I would be glad to enter!

Favorite Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians (duh), The Hunger Games Trilogy, Divergent Trilogy, Harry Potter, the Giver, the Inheritance Cycle, Paper Towns, the Fault in our Stars, A Mango Shaped Hole, and many many more I can't think of right now.

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter (all of them), Lord of the Rings (all of them), the Hobbit (all of them), Eragon, , Frozen, How to Train Your Dragon (both of them), Calendar Girls, Shawshank Redemption, Mission Impossible (all of them), Oceans Eleven (and the other two, but the first is my favorite), Paper Towns, Jumanji, The Lego Movie, and a bunch more I'll think about at 3 AM tonight..

Favorite Games: Undertale (BEST GAME EVER!), Night in the Woods, Ni No Kuni, Shadow of the Colossus (most beautiful game ever played), Ico, The Last Guardian, LEGO games (all of them), Little Big Planet (both, but I like the second better), Little Big Planet Karting, Mario Kart, Guild Wars 2, and MANY MANY OTHER GAMES!

Favorite characters in HOO in order (of the seven), top to bottom:

Leo Valdez (he is just plain awesome.)

Annabeth Chase (one kickass girl. Definitely my favorite female character of all time)

Percy Jackson (so funny! he is just adorable)

Piper Mclean (I love her. she is so cool!)

Hazel Levesque (Because I like girls better than boys and she is the only girl left. No offence)

Jason Grace (I just like him better than Frank)

Frank Zang (Just my least favorite, although I think his powers are AWESOME!)

Here are my favorite HOO couples in order (not just the seven), top to bottom:

CALEO (Leo and Calypso; they are just PERFECT for each other!)

TRATIE: (Travis and Katie; I have seen so many traitie fanfics and I fell in love with them! they are such a sweet and funny couple)

PERCABETH (Percy and Annabeth; they have such sweet moments!)

JASPER (Jason and Piper; not many romantic moments, but they are both awesome)

FRAZEL (Frank and Hazel; not so romantic like Jasper, but still cute together)

SOLANGELO (Will and Nico; Rick added that last part at the end of the BOO for a reason. IT'S FATE! Edit: IT'S CANON! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

Favorite Harry Potter Characters in order (Main 6)

Ron (So funny and corky)

Hermione (we are so much alike!)

Ginny (adventurous, smart, and beautiful. Definitely packs a punch! Or spell. Whatever)

Luna (she is an interesting character, but that is why I love her)

Nevile (he is clumsy in the beginning, but he soon finds himself and becomes a hero)

Harry (he is the main character (the book is named after him, for Hogwarts sake!) but most of the time I somehow tend to love side characters more. He is still awesome)

What I like about the Hunger Games? It's one of the books that are actually true. Not really, of course, but the reality in that book is more like reality in real life than most other books. Actually, I think our world is worse. Because the computer/iPhone/tablet/whatever you're reading this on? People died to get those materials. The homework you're struggling with? The real world is way worse than you're learning about in social studies. You think you know about Poverty and world hunger and diseases? Over 70 percent of the world we live in has that as their the Hunger Games, Katniss is from district 12, and Capitol people are oblivious to the world they live in. WE ARE THE CAPITOL. This is a place of glamor and false ideas about the world. And the reason I'm saying WE and not just Canada and the USA and England and anywhere else you may be reading this? THIS IS THE INTERNET. Katniss in district twelve couldn't read this no matter how much she wanted it.

And those horrible districts the people are forced to live in? I'm not talking about 1 and 2, I mean the WORST of them. Those districts were based on places like Pakistan and Sudan, Siberia and Egypt. Places where poverty is normal and where we are now is an impossible dream. The world as we know it is harsh. World leaders are trying to keep us in the dark. Ever wonder why you aren't learning about this in school? Teachers are controlled by the principal. The principal is controlled by the school board. The school board is controlled by the government, and most of the time, the government likes to teach kids whatever they want. Stuff that isn't true. Things that we are learning for their own gain.

Some countries signed a contract that is trying to end poverty, hunger, sickness, and pollution, and more than that. But guess who just pulled out of that agreement? America. The leader of the free world. And now Trump is telling us to figure out everything by ourselves. People, this is not a good thing. People are dying, people are starving, more animals are becoming extinct. Equality is nowhere, wars are everywhere, and water is causing disease. We have another mass extinction on our hands, but this time, there's no asteroid. This is our own fault. We are causing the end of the world, and I am not exaggerating. In less than a century, I predict that the number of animals in the world will be halved, the sky and ocean will be grey with pollution, and the Capitol will keep torturing the districts for stuff we don't even need.

But we can change that.

One person can make a difference. YOU are that person. Every other person reading this thinks it's them, but you know better. Spread the word. Bring the countries in the dark to the light. And learn our history. There's a saying that people who haven't learned about our past are doomed to repeat it. That is happening right now, with Trump having his own opinion that will bring World War III. I am being serious. The most serious I think I ever was in my life. Help, don't hinder. Recycle, don't smoke, carpool. If you see a person who's hungry, thirsty, sick, then help them. Don't act oblivious, now that you know how the world really works. Because you CAN make a difference. So please,

Save the world.

Thank you,

Caleo4evah

Catsrawesome

I dare you to repost that onto your profile. This is a big deal people. And add your name below mine. Do whatever it takes to spread the word and do something about this whole mess. Please.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever Im at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf

whenever I see someone working with metal

I promise to remember Silena

Whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Micheal Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

Whenever I see someone go against the odds

Yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

Heroes of Olympus Pledge:

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember HoO

wherever I may go...

try it it's funny

Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed

February I smelled

March I read percy jackson backwards in danish with

April I robbed

May I ate

June I bit

July I danced with

August I did crafts with

September I kissed

October I swam with

November I slapped

December I dressed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana

2 An alarm clock

3 A house

4 A mop

5 Barney the dinosaur

6 A sock

7 A pom-pom

8 My lover

9 My teacher

10 An iPod

11 A movie star

12 A phone

13 An angel

14 A chair

15 A laptop

16 A pillow

17 A cat

18 A teletubby

19 A hobo

20 Paris Hilton

21 A dog

22 A bird

23 Elmo

24 A rock star

25 My toothbrush

26 A glass of milk

27 The kool-aid man

28 A French fry

29 A pen

30 An ostrich

31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.

Black Because the voices told me to.

Pink Because I wanted to.

Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown because I’m a bank robber!

Polka dots Because insanity is fun!

Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray because I’m cool like dat

Green Because big bird told me to.

Orange Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None Because the aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

I robbed a pillow because a hobo stole my taco- wisegirl416

I slapped my lover because big bird told me to- catsrawesome

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?(black)

2. Your first initial?(S)

3. Your month of birth?(November)

4. Which color do you like more, black or white? (black)

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (Allie)

6. Your favorite number? (2)

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? (Flying)

you like the Lake or Ocean more? (lake)

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). (To be able to draw something that people will think is beautiful.)

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

Count every "F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY?

THERE ARE 6 - no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's.

The reasoning behind this is the brain cannot process 'OF' (Seriously -.-")

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Copy and paste it to your profile

TRUE STORY: A teenage girl, about 17, named Diane, had gone to visit some friends one evening, and time passed quickly as each shared his/her various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her; she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her.

She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. (Amen to that!)

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat.

Okay now go back and read the THIRD WORD in each sentences and I promise you wont be able to resist to put this on your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you can't convince them, confuse them. (works every time)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. (if only I had good aim)

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. (man. sounded like fun)

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? (not sure if that is physically possible, but what do I know?)

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. (they won't understand you either way)

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. (and now to his next great evil plan: tormenting the minds of six year olds)

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. (not everyone can become Dauntless)

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember. (and that makes three. Right?)

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. (I don't know where to buy it)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (news flash)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. (I can totally relate to that.)

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling? (at least is wasn't raining)

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. (you can't have everything in life. you won't be ready when life starts hating you)

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. (ouch)

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. (I don't even know why I should wake up in the first place. Oh wait...)

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? (no comment)

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! (This is why I don't drive)

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick. (a very special stick)

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. (won't get you far in life, but it is worth a shot)

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. (grandfather was crazy)

I smile because I have no idea what's going on! (duh!)

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (best to talk about something normal)

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. (you can do this if you don't want to run with the scissors)

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... (next time, break it to them slowly)

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. ( don't even know what the point is)

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! (and too confusing. I might get lost)

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? (Let me tell you something about death...)

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! (much easier, and it makes you feel better!)

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. (yeah, what is up with that? give them a break)

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead. (gotta try that sometime)

Stressed is Desserts backwards (you learn something new everyday!)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. (I loved my sanity, but my mind is a close second)

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? (I know someone who is six days older than me!)

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.(too true...)

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train. (if it is not, then wait for the next one)

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? (didn't start in the first place)

I am in shape...round is a shape. (finally found a loophole)

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool. (I don't know which is grosser)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder. (then you would cry, but not because you are sad)

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up. (I personally think that they never grow up)

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. (birds have it all...)

Forecast for tonight: darkness. ( this person must be psychic)

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. (notice tragedy was 'I', and comedy was 'you')

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. (not everything runs by the script)

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?! (burned)

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! (and I was really thirsty)

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was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that, paste this to your profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

know which pages the good parts are on.

suddenly hate thunderstorms.

start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

start figuring out who your godly parent is.

never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

dream about PJO every night.(EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT.)

curse a god/goddess a lot. (Usually Aphrodite for making Logan Lerman waaayy too old for me...)

have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

know PJO better then most sane people

have links to every great PJO site

add things to the list every day

know what you would do if you were Percy

argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

are trying to learn Greek

keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

have an instant crush on Leo! (OMG YES DEFINITELY!)

just have to research more about greek mythology

call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

want to learn Latin

copy/paste this onto your profile

43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

47.A friend (or all...), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed (i'm not that crazy...)

have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

’re nodding and smiling when you read this

were so busy reading that you missed number 41

are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!!

55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO

56. You think Harry Potter can kiss Percy Jackson's butt

57. You watch the movie on a continuoeous loop, checking the similarities and differences between it and the books.

make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Awesome pjo quotes:

“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.” -Percy Jackson (i feel for you)

“God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!” Dionysus and Blackjack (I thought gods wanted people to fear them. Then again, Blackjack is a horse, not a person)

“Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.” Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase (well, spiders ARE pretty scary)

“Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
"But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure."
He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down.
"You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?"
"Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid.” Percy Jackson and Terminus (Terminus just can't take a hint)

“You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine."
Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say 'Well duh!'?"
Y-yes, Mr. D."
Then, well, duh! Percy Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?"
You're a god."
Yes, child."
A god. You.” Grover Underwood, Percy Jackson and Dionysus (i can understand why Percy was confused)

“I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!”Leo (And this is why i just love Leo)

“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?"
"Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple."
"But...you did something nice. Why?"
He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?” Percy Jackson and Dionyus (yeah. mispronouncing my name is VERY nice!)

“Can’t this thing go any faster?” Thalia demanded.
Zoe glared at her. “I cannot control traffic.”
You both sound like my mother,” I said.
Shut up!” they both said in union.” Percy, Thalia Grace, and Zoe Nightshade (here's a tip Percy: never interrupt girl fights)

“Grover murmured, "Well, Percy, what have we learned today?"
That three-headed dogs prefer red rubber balls over sticks?"
No," Grover told me. "We've learned that your plans really, really bite!” Grover and Percy (that is one lesson i will definitely remember)

“Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."
Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week.” Gabe Ugliano and Percy (so tempting)

“Elections only happen in two ways," Reyna said. "Either the legion raises someone on a shield after a major success on the battlefield-and we haven't had any major battles-or we hold a ballot on the evening of June 24, at the Feast of Fortuna. That's in five days."
Percy frowned. "You have a feast for tuna?” Reyna and Percy (Sure Percy. Let's just go with that)

“She looked at me, like she was drinking in the fact that I was still here. And I realized I was doing the same thing. The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.” Percy (Wish i knew who he was talking about so i can comment on it. Wait a minute...)

“THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!"
Polybotes frowned, obviously confused that he was being told off by a statue. "What are you?" he growled. "Shut up!"
He pushed the statue over and turned back to Percy.
"Now I'm MAD!" Terminus shrieked. "I'm strangling you. Feel that? Those are my hands around your neck, you big bully. Get over here! I'm going to head-butt you so hard--”Polybotes and Terminus (at least he tried)

“They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a little worried about the reindeer. "You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?"
"Dude," Percy said, "I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm hungry. Frank Zhang and Percy (just like Percy to be hungry)

''With great power... comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.'' - Nico Di Angelo (words from the expert)

"You drool when you sleep.'' - Annabeth (brilliant observation, daughter of Athena)

"Yay! Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" -Tyson (that's our Tyson; the one we all know and love)

"My mom's funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.'' -Percy Jackson (now i really want blue waffles. miracles happen)

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said."We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam French fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt." - Zoe Nightshade, Grover, Thalia Grace, and Percy one of my favorite PJO scenes of all time!)

“Poison!” Grover yelped. "Don't let those things touch you or..."
“Or we'll die?” I guessed.
“Well...after you shrivel slowly to dust, yes.”
“Let's avoid the swords," I decided. - Grover and Percy (a strategy worthy of a god)

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson (that must have been the smartest thing we have ever seen Percy say)

"It's him," I said. "Typhon." I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!"-Percy Jackson (don't even bother hoping by now)

"We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. Once, I lost my grip and found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf. But I found another handhold and kept climbing. A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.
"Sorry," she murrmured.
"S'okay," I grunted, though I'd never really wanted to know what Annabeth's sneaker tasted like." Percy and Annabeth (always being there for each other, whether intentional or not)

"How did you die?"
"We er...drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub."Grover (point goes to Grover)

"She glared at me like she was about to punch me, but then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.
"Be careful seaweed brain." She said putting on her invisible cap and disappearing.
I probably would have sat there all day, trying to remember my name, but then the sea demons came." - Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson (PERCABETH AHHHHHHH!)

Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?" -Percy Jackson (pretty bad)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

Have you ever wondered:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin...

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If you're weird, then you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird.

Anaditdaephobia- the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Sarcasm- a way to insult stupid people without them knowing it.

Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you.

Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.

You know you're a book addict when...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Totally relate to this)

You write fan fictions about the book. (DONE AND DONE!)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (My sister now loves the PJO series, but I can't convince her to read TKC)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book. (only thing on my mind)

You quote random lines all the time. (My friends think know I'm crazy)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized. (understatement)

You've read a book more than five times. (I read the Harry Potter series four times in a row. I seriously know about every fact. quiz me)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (about 700 in one night)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (I will kill Rick if the BOO doesn't come out yet! And if there isn't even a HINT of Caleo!

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (I would steal Leo, but he and Calypso are PERFECT for each other!)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book. (Annabeth, you're awesome)

I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page.

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Funny Warning Labels

59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “What do you have against paper?.”
8. Don’t do your homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well.
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “I is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down.
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".
12: Sing along at the opera.
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose".
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the
button 20 times, it works quicker!"
28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
32.Meow occasionally.
33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

(if you liked it, go onto YouTube and look up 'Top Twelve Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart!)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF..

1. You talk to yourself a lot.

2. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

3. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

4. You'll check your e-mail, notifications, or alerts from time to time.

5. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

6. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

7. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

8. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

9. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

10. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

11. Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a long time ago.

12. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

13. You have seen a movie (or show) once, and yet you can quote it word for word.

14. You have your own dream world.

15. You forget what you were going to say, right before you say it.

16. You have pushed on a door that said 'pull' or vice-versa.

17. You forget what you were talking about in a conversation.

18. You think that your ship were meant to be together.

19. If you believe your own is out there somewhere, add this.

20. Whenever you see or hear the name you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go.

21. You're in love with a fictional character.

I promise to remember Rick Riorden

for making these awesome characters!

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push (potato pototoe)

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (I literally lost a nail)

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (jet ski. AWESOME!)

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (No, but it happened to my aunt)

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (scooters are dangerous)

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (I have had worse. I hugged a stranger because I thought it was my dad!)

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (ouch)

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (stupid technology)

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole (I doubt anyone hasn't)

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (I wear mismatched socks all the time)

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (you can't blame a girl for trying)

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do (don't even make me start)

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (that makes it even more confusing)

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye (with a fork. Ouch)

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (I went in while still wearing my underwear once)

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test (I am just too lazy to make the test)

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on (actually very entertaining)

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa (I've done the Macarena to many songs)

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (don't even start with me)

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face (Now I am tempted to do it)

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam (I would answer that question if I knew what a door jam was)

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (I love doing it to my sister more ;))

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were on a sugur high when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out (I want to try it now)

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (so much fun! I do it all the time!)

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of because of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.

A true story:

I was walking around in a Target store,

When I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"Ok" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices.

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Demigod Puns:

Percy: Boy, there sure is something... fishy... going on here.

Annabeth: Yes. It would be... wise...to avoid trouble.

Nico: What are you doing. Stop it.

Jason: Wow. What a... shocking... development.

Leo: Things are... heating up.

Nico: Zhang, please make them stop.

Frank: Alright guys, you heard Nico. I guess I'll have to be... frank with you.

Nico: You're all idiots.

Piper: Well, I think it's quite...

Nico: Don't you dare!

Piper: ...charming

Hazel: Why, these puns are pure... gold

Nico: You're all dead to me

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

This is what Percy Jackson stands for...

P- Powerful

E- Energetic

R- Rambunctious

C- Clever

Y- Young

J- Joyful

A- Amazing

C- Confident

K- Kind

S- Stupendous!

O- Optimistic

N- Noble

This is what Annabeth stands for ...

A-mazing or Always has a plan

N-ows a lot

N-othing gets in her way

A-rchtiecture

B-eautiful

E-xciting

T-oo Intelligent

H-eroic

PJO fans need to have this on their profile!

Normal People vs. PJO fans

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will ask Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would go somewhere sunny for their vacation

PJO FANS: Would try to find Camp Half-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise

PJO FANS: would swear on the River Styx

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events .

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

Every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies .

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. Also she's a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I don't want to waste her time!

You write fan fiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters

you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod.

you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

you curse out the gods when something bad happens.

you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true.

you watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.

you go to new york and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

you look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

you try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

every time a major water storm or earthquake happens you question at Poseidon

every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades or Thanatos.

you talk about them nonstop.

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares.

You know Muse is the best singers.

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test and when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D)

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

You have an instant crush on Nico! ;D

You just have to research more about Greek mythology

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Son (Or daughter if you're a girl) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book (Including the guide, and the Demigod Files)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You name your pet fish Clovis

Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson.

You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends)

You relate a High School Musical song to Apollo.

you try to talk to horses

you try to summon the dead

you try to summon lightning

you try to breathe underwater

you look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement

you check to see if horses have wings before you ride them

Your family members think you're weird for reading the series more than once

You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above thing.

YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!

Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians
1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse
2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian
3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth
4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse
5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief
6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth
9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters
10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse
11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief
12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters
13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian
14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief
15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters
16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief
17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters
18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief
19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse
20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian
21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief
22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian
23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO books
24. There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it - Titan's curse

I dream of a world where there is such thing as magic. I hope for a world where there is no pain I try to get into a world where I can do anything and have powers. I now live in a world of fun and mysteries. I feel the power love of the world I create. I keep going in the world where others stop.

I think of myself in ways others don't. I believe in things others don't understand. I understand things others cannot, in a way that others cannot. I know, in ways that others are ignorant of.

Signed,

Azariosiza

Leixym,

SkullRising

Anne Elise

9.0 playa

RonnyBravo

Game777Guy

SusieofAnna

Crystal Silvera

Jasminehoran

Anjali Roongta

Iceandfire105

catsrawesome

If you are a true fan of Ni No Kuni, paste these lyrics on your profile and add your name

Over hills green as the springtime,
Chasing a lonely cloud, white as snow
Some day soon, I mean to catch it,
Hold tight, and up into the sky I'll go

I think of what you told me
However sad life seems
That sometimes tears
Can turn to dreams

If I could only be with you once more,
And hold you tightly to my heart
We could walk this road together,
And never, ever be apart
Each and every heart will be healed,
On our journey through another world

Down the years, over the ages,
Bonds from a secret past reach through
Life is grasped, one soul is chosen,
Once again a child is born anew

Deep in the heart of darkness
Where cold despair is found
The call of hope, may yet resound

I close my eyes, and you are here,
Your smiling face shines down on me
I am alone, but never lonely,
You're by my side, and I can clearly see
That though the road into tomorrow is long,
My mind is clear, my heart is strong

If I could only be with you once more,
And hold you tightly to my heart
We could walk this road together,
And never, ever be apart
Your light will shine on every forest and field,
On our journey through another world.

Catsrawesome

ZEUS:

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You have multiple exes.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides.

You are hydrophobiac.

3/10

POSEIDON:

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim competitively.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You'd rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobic.

5/10

HADES:

You're not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked or you wish they could be.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

8/10

DEMETER:

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You're an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You're a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

3/10

ARES:

You often start fights.

You're a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You're competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don't take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don't always think before you do something.

3/10

ATHENA:

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You're probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half (or more) of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You're the valedictorian in your class.

You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

5/10

APOLLO:

You're very creative and artistic.

You want to be a doctor when you grow up.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

5/10

HUNTERS OF ARTEMIS:

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters(and only monsters!).

4/10

HEPHAESTUS:

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You're one of the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You're a techie.

You can make things, fix things, and take things apart easily.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE:

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You're always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You're often invited to parties.

You can easily convince people of things.

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10

HERMES:

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You're a prankster.

You're a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

3/10

DIONYSUS:

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You're a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying new food.

You feel that you're abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

HECATE

Being called 'crazy' is a compliment.

You like magic.

You like Harry Potter.

You're bold.

You hate when people think you're the bad guy.

You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy.

You couldn't care less about fashion.

Teddy bears are lethal in your hands.

You like being different from everybody else.

You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous.

9/10

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo,zeusgirl39, percabeth4evereverveverever, RainingSunshineEverywhere, Qille, Arristo, ILOVENICO1000X, Strykeruk, Punkinz01, pinkittwice54, Made Of Ashes, Ellz42, LadyofStarClan, catsrawesome

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Try it without looking at answers-

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number…

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

3. Bill Nye

4. George Washington

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. catsrawesome (Me!)

10. Hobo!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

Things Wrong with the Percy Jackson Movie

Warning! May contain Lightning Thief spoilers!

1. Character age difference. Waaaay off! (the very first thing I noticed)
2. No Clarisse, Dionysus, Ares, Chimera, Fates, or Argus. (don't even get me started)
3. The Hydra and Persephone weren't in the first book. (Hydra was in second book, and Persephone was in Demigod Files)
4. Replaced St. Louis scene with Nashville scene. (completely different place!)
5. Annabeth's hair! She's a blond, for goodness sake! (they even made that very clear in the book)
6. Grover's personality and appearance. He should have been a shy, sincere satyr with curly hair and a slight limp. (definitely not shy)
7. Percy's eyes. They should've been green. (Sea green)
8. the Underworld's location. It sure wasn't in the Hollywood Sign! (talk about a flashy entrance)
9. the Lotus Casino was supposed to be like an arcade, not like a bar! (with a slide)
10. The pearls weren't even important in the book, they were just from a random underwater lady. In the movie they were the main plot. (it is one thing to change details, but to change the whole plot?)
11. Chiron wasn't supposed to know who Percy's dad was until he was claimed. (And be completely humiliated)
12. The Lotus Casino didn't have any stupid flowers! Who would eat a flower anyway? (they did seem delicious)
13. Luke didn't seem evil until the end in the book, but in the movie Luke was evil from the start. (he was revealed to be evil sooner than in the book)
14. They left out the part where Luke tried to kill Percy with the scorpion!!!!! (and in the movie, he tried to kill him with a bolt of lightning.)
15. Left out blue food. (it is PJO, WHO FORGETS BLUE FOOD?!)
16. Didn't mention Thalia's tree. (didn't even see it)
17. Kronos wasn't even MENTIONED. He's the whole reason for the series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Duh!)
18. Left out Tunnel of Love and Restaurant scenes. (not to mention a whole bunch of other scenes)
19. Left out animal truck scene. (like I said before...)
20. Percy was supposed to uncap Riptide, not click it! (big difference)
21. Mrs. Dodds was supposed to be a Pre-Algebra teacher, not an English teacher. (another magoc factor)
22. There were NO mentions of Percy in a pool AT ALL in the book. (besides the conversation with the gods (which was also not in the book) it is the FIRST SCENE IN THE MOVIE!)
23. Hades wasn't supposed to be a McJagger impersonator. I guess he was listening to Ke$ha ("And we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like McJagger") (who doesn't like Kesha?)
24. Grover wasn't supposed to stay behind in the Underworld. Percy's mom was. (and Persephone wasn't supposed to seduce him!)
25. Percy should have used a gazing ball to look at Medusa, not an iPod, because... (wait for it...)
26. ... DEMIGODS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE ELECTRONICS! (if they do, MORE MONSTERS WOULD ATTACK THEM!)
27. Annabeth and Percy were supposed to be on the same Capture the Flag team. (and Percy was supposed to fight Clarisse)
28. Annabeth was supposed to show Percy around camp. (I don't think he got shown around at all)
29. They never mentioned the Big Three rule. (to Percy)
30. They said that gods aren't allowed to talk to their children. That's not true... they're just not really advised to interfere with the quests. (exactly)

This is a true story

A boy was depressed. His family had abused him with words, wielding them like swords to him. He was told that he was worthless. He was dating a girl, and he loved her so much. They broke up, and he fell into an even greater depression. The boy was about to commit suicide. He posted everywhere 'Bye everyone'. He scared his friends who actually knew it was real. The rest of his friends didn't believe him or didn't understand what was happening. He was saved by his best friend who convinced him to live on. He constantly is in depression, but my friend and I help him to understand that he is not alone.

This message is to support all of you who have thought of suicide, or are thinking of it. You are loved by somebody. There will always be one person that God has put on this earth for you. Even if you can't see them, God has always, and will always look out for you.

Repost if you are against suicide. 95% of you won't, and I won't judge.

A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down i'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

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xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

HotChocolate in Summer/ImNotCrazyImMe

Percian-Perci/Perci

xXPercidiaJacksonXx

Bookgirl00

Jajrulz

BunnyBo

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" (I have no problem with gay people! I am not a hater!)

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" (My new favourite line)

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Granny, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend.

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kicks his ass.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song or say, "That was fun! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie nigh.t

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process.

FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME"

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will help you take care of your sick dog

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand right next to you screaming "JUST LET IT BE!"

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

LOL!

If Percy and Harry ever meet, I am fairly sure their conversation will go like this:

Harry: "You may not believe this, but my life was ruined by a stupid prophecy!"

Percy: "No, magic boy, don't even go there unless you want to hear about my life, which was ruined by two prophecies."

What's your element?

Fire

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first
You are very competitive
You like to play with fire
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all
You prefer warm weather over cold weather
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it (I swear on the Styx, I never mean it!)
People have often called you insane (My friends have the nearest Metal Hospital on speed-dial...)

7/10

Water

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it
You think before you act. (I know I said I don't, but most of the time I think first)
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a great swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.

6/10

Earth

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

3/10

Air:

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. (I really don't care.)
You hate to be restrained.
You are independent.
You are quite intelligent. (hehe... I'm like a child of Athena sometimes...)
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly. (my lifelong dream, right next to meeting Leo Valdez)

7/10

They Hurt Her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't emerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you

(That is not creepy at all)

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

PoseidonChick101

ArabellaVioletGray

AnnabethIsTheBest

GothicNicoLuver

WelshGirl4life

Lukercy555

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Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. (And now make way for the Blood of Olympus. sigh)

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy.

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. The blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in God's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

If you want me to answer any questions, leave a message asking me to answer a question. I will answer it unless it is too personal like full name or age.

YOU ARE AWESOME!

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