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Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

These are all stories that I have written for Harry Potter. Anything chronologically before Courtship is pre-OoTP (one or too might be just pre HBP), so backstory might be way wrong. Coincidence and Untitled are drabbles that I rather like but be warned they were written with 100 word count in mind and will not have elaboration.

Why Does It Rain On Knockturn Alley and Terry Boot were my two early attempts at epic chaptered fics. As you can see, they are abandoned but I still think some of the chapters were clever.

Reweaving Fates Tapestry - Completely wrong on time travel, backstory, how to defeat Voldemort but I like the AUs and might, might, one day actually finish it.

Garrick Randolph and The Moon is Made of Cheese are both Marauder era oneshots that were written before OoTP that I still rather enjoy despite innacuracy. Terrence Higgs is a second year oneshot that is for some reason my most favorited story. I might return to it and redo parts that make me see how much I think I've improved writing-wise since then.

Mary Sue Snape is not to be taken seriously. It is intentional badfic, so don't expect anything like any of my other stuff.

Gee Auror Moody is my one trip into filk. It was quite fun.

On Loyalty was my attempt at having Snape and Peter talk to eachother. It might be more ambitious in concept than the execution. My favorite is the second story.

Regret is now AU but I still like it quite a bit.

The Charter of the Board of Governors- probably to short, I was being way to Percyish when I set out to write something that dry.

My new fic I think is better stuff than the old fic (though that might just be wishful thinking. They have a tendency to center around Severus Snape. I have a couple things half finished saved that might come out and I might randomly get attacked by a bunny (or one of the bunnies stuck in my head will finally cooperate and let itself be written). Please review, I am starting to get the impression that reviewing is down in the fandom and that is rather sad.

Blowing in the Wind is my only current non-HP fic and I still like it even if it is short.

Harry Potter Survivor has been deleted because I did not like it.

All images on covers were said to be public domain by the web source.

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Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to discover there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 134 - Words: 852,703 - Reviews: 4967 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Vortigern's Tower by wryter501 reviews
The warlord Uther Pendragon has one last enemy to conquer before claiming the king's crown, and Arthur is determined to do his part in spite of his youth. The hill known as Dinas Emrys controls the valley, the key to the kingdom of Camelot. There is, however, the question of the druid boy Merlin and where his loyalties lie... there is no victory without sacrifice. A/U!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,957 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, Uther, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah - Complete
Bargaining by proantagonist reviews
Faced with an eternity without his brother, Loki strikes a bargain to change the past. Post TDW. (NOW COMPLETE)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Loki, Thor, Frigga, Odin - Complete
Under Pressure by tofsla reviews
Severus Snape returns to Hogwarts; the end of the first war. Genfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,140 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9412 - Favs: 8,002 - Follows: 4,297 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Immortals by Flipping Seltzer reviews
What happens when two people wait 1500 years for a King to pop out of a lake. Epic tales of bromance starring Merlin and Leon. Because let's be honest- Leon's never going to die. And Merlin can only skulk alone by a lake for so long before he gets put on some kind of list. One Shots. Chapter 4 up 12/20.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Merlin, Leon
What the Dragon Dreamt by Webster reviews
Some things were always meant to be. Others required careful planning. The Great Dragon Kilgharrah lay alone in his prison for twenty years. In that time, he slept and saw many possible futures, all centered on the last dragonlord's heir. Action, adventure, angst and injury, plus the epic love story of Merlin and Morgana.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,177 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Facing the Truth by Sanguine Ink reviews
"Great, just what he needed, something else trying to off the prat on the way home." Merlin, Arthur, a very large spot of prison-cell-shaped trouble, and a lot to work out. Bromance, no slash, and lots of whump.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,523 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Trickster: Atonement by Shadow Chaser reviews
They were never going to be friends, that much was certain. But perhaps, in time, they would be allies. -Phase 2 Alternate Universe of the Avengers Initiative-
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,687 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Loki, Thanos, Thor - Complete
Fractured by Taran-Wanderer reviews
On hiatus. All the pieces of Lily's life and how they fit together. A series of interconnected anecdotes that follow the lives of the older generation, particularly Lily and her changing relationships. Mostly canon LE/SS at first, later LE/JP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Judicium by PhoenixGryffin reviews
The Chitauri thrive on chaos. But life for them has been monotonous, dull. Until one day, when the border patrol brings a rather weak-looking specimen in... Rated T for hints at torture and cruelty. Set in the time period between Thor and The Avengers. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Loki, Thanos - Complete
A Fresh Perspective by dr4g0ngrl reviews
De-aged!Merlin, Caring!Arthur, Caring!Knights, Reveal!Fic. If that doesn't say it all, Merlin is turned into a child by ex-druids bent on raising "Emrys" to be their weapon to free magic. Plot is actually just an excuse to write Merlin-as-a-kid fluff. SPOILERS for S4. Set during S4, after episode #whatever, when Elyan is ... you know.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,017 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 4,206 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Merlin - Complete
The Other Pendragon Legends: The Fake Sorcerers 5 by noreallyidontcare reviews
A series of humorous/angsty/romantic long or short Merlin tales, each different! This chap: Part 5 - After the knights have failed to scare Merlin with their horrifyingly fake magician powers, they turn instead to a new scare target- Morgause. But this time, they're aided in their quest by a certain someone's magic... UPDATED AFTER A YEAR DON'T HURT ME PLEASE
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,973 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Trust Issues by Enzonia reviews
Arthur has had enough with the continual betrayal of people he knows and trusts, and just wants people to be honest with him for once. So in a fit of irriation, he goes and asks his Knights whether they've lied to him about anything. The problem was, he didn't expect them to answer him...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Blocks by Rachel McN reviews
AKA: The oversized, invisible rabbit traps that infuriate Merlin; placed by a man one cat short of a litter. Ask Arthur; Merlin didn't understand the kitten reference either.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Hidden Motives by laurajslr reviews
On waking with no memory of the previous night, Merlin finds himself accused of Arthur's attempted murder. With all evidence pointing to him and no way to disprove it, Merlin must face the possibility that he is now a threat to the Once and Future King.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,354 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Liar's Wand by Evilnor reviews
Olivander isn't used to customers arriving so late in the day, but when Dumbledore imposes with a mysterious new teacher in tow, he can't resist the challenge of the smiling man's custom order.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 116 - Published: 7/8/2012 - G. Ollivander, Loki - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 219 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Making Monsters by Ironi Numair reviews
5 Times Loki loved his children, then the tale of Vali Lokison. Loki's adolescent son deals with the loss of his father and his own hurting family, all the while working his way upward in the house of Odin, right to the throne itself. Some Loki/Sigyn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Loki
What Goes Around by MoonMargaret reviews
Everyone expects Merlin's secret to come out in the heat of battle or saving Camelot.What if it happens on the most normal of days?And what if that makes it worse than it ever could've been? Set after 4x13 in a time of love, loss, & always laughter.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,058 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Possession by Addicts Inc reviews
What happens when the two most cowardly, spiteful bullies who were spineless carbon-copies of their fathers meet, and discover that they hold exclusive rights to the same obsession? Probably the most embarrassing day of Harry's life, that's what. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Dudley D., Draco M. - Complete
The Cat Came Back by midnightluck reviews
Uther attempts to arrest Merlin for magic. Multiple times. It never quite takes.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 275 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
A Logic Puzzle by Explopyro reviews
One-shot. Professors Snape and Dumbledore test the defences of the Philosopher's Stone. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Azimuth by Kirixchi reviews
Loki travels the paths between worlds in search of a powerful artifact which may save Thor's life and make Loki the most powerful sorcerer that Asgard has ever known. Pre-Movie, Loki/Sigyn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,518 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Loki, OC - Complete
Testament of Weapons by Shamera reviews
Four years and Merlin still had a hard time keeping a sword during a fight. Arthur feels he needs some extra training to keep him out of harms way. The knights are more than willing to help.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,395 - Follows: 922 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Two Very Different Coins by teaandtumblr reviews
From the beginning they were different. Camelot and Ealdor, Uther and Hunith, factors that change, mold, and form a child. A glimpse into Arthur and Merlin's respective childhoods.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,820 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Till That Hour by brickroad16 reviews
Camelot's new queen unexpectedly finds comfort in the company of a servant. AU. M/M.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,380 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Die, Die Again by Saint Bacchus reviews
Camelot is stuck in a time loop beginning with Merlin's arrival and ending with Morgana's kidnapping. Only Uther retains his memories, but is there enough time in the world to fix all his mistakes?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,837 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Morgana, Arthur, Uther, Morgause - Complete
He's Leaving Home by Pinky Brown reviews
Eleven-year old Ron Weasley is off to school in a week and he's excited and terrified in equal measures. It doesn't help that every single member of his family keeps trying to give him advice, and that his sister keeps hiding his shoes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,732 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Ron W., Ginny W.
What's in a Name? by Dr. Platypus reviews
A story of how Hogwarts—and its four founders—got their names. You may enjoy this story if you're willing to risk learning a little history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
We Like It This Way by Kitty O reviews
In which every secret of Camelot is very closely guarded... Officially. Or a very confused OC plot device is ready to cry. Thanks, Merlin. Crack. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Saving Face by meltinglacier reviews
When Mai went out into the forest to vent a little, she never dreamed that she would be caught by a giant spirit bug who wanted to steal her face. But it was okay, because she was going to get out of this.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Zuko, Mai, Koh - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, How to Drive Merlin Completely and Utterly Mad. Gwaine finds out about Merlin's magic and Merlin ponders the moral implications of turning friends into toads.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 275 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Conviction by SkeletonTree reviews
James and Lily go over a recurring problem - Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Clear Cut by Mottsnave reviews
After managing to survive the end of the war, Snape is beginning a new life for himself when called on to return a favor. In a search to track down the missing he is drawn deep into a criminal conspiracy. DH compliant. Rated for T language, some violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,952 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
The Problem With Zuko by AvocadoLove reviews
When Prince Lu Ten returns with the Avatar and his Water Tribe companions in chains, Zuko is put in charge of their imprisonment. But things are not what they seem, both with the child Avatar and his own family. And soon, he will have a decision to make.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 286 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Supervillian Snape by DragonyPhoenix reviews
Everyone in Gotham City thinks Snape is a supervillian.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Severus S., Joker - Complete
The Memory of Water by whitehound reviews
A view of the Voldemort wars, from beneath the surface.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Severus S., Salazar S. - Complete
Creature Comforts by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Draco returns to the Slytherin dormitory after having been mauled by Buckbeak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Theodore N., Draco M. - Complete
Another Round of Slughorn by Marauder reviews
The staff reacts to Slughorn's return, and Minerva McGonagall doesn't approve of playing favorites. Written for hbpchallenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Minerva M., Charity B. - Complete
Giving The Moon by KnightMara reviews
A one-shot depicting what Lupin's first experience with the Wolfsbane Potion must have been like--both for himself and its brewer. Rated for language and graphic descriptions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Once a Month by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/16/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
I Dream of Plagiarism by Cat Feral reviews
You have to wonder what *They* think of it all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Minerva M., Poppy P. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by DasMervin reviews
“We all need someone we can lean on...” Two unlikely men in an unlikely place find an unlikely friendship in each other. A post-DH, post-Once Upon a Time in Mexico crossover AU featuring Severus Snape and Sheldon Sands. Cowritten with Mrs. Hyde. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 190,332 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman by shewhoguards reviews
The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Minerva M.
Hogwarts' Professors' Betting Pool by Tigress-A True Marauder reviews
It's Neville's first day, and in the teachers' lounge, he spots a few of his old professors betting on which student might marry which in the future. What secrets about this betting pool will he find out? OSO! Expected Pairings! Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Neville L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Five Moments of Doubt by bagheera reviews
Snape, Neville, Luna, Ginny and Professor McGonagall during Deathly Hallows. Spoilers for book seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Metastasis by Qoheleth reviews
It just keeps growing... and growing... and growing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Godric G., Albus D. - Complete
Pretending to be Human by JKLB reviews
Eleven year old Remus wishes he had a guidebook to help him pass for human. Perhaps then he wouldn't have to eat chocolate!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
When the Red Red and Gold Gryffindors by MidniteMarauder reviews
[When the Red, Red and Gold Gryffindors Go Bob Bob Bobbing Along]. What really happened at the Olympic Bobsleigh competition in Innsbruck, Austria, 1976. MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,157 - Follows: 586 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Wizards Honour by Kazza reviews
Snape is facing the most terrible threat to his bachelorhood an arranged marriage. Can Snape and his 'bride', Sinistra, avoid the trap set by their relatives and the Hogwarts ghosts? Now Alternate Universe. Not OoTP or HBPcompatible
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,244 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Reflections by Cheshire Robin reviews
After the events of OotP, Snape visits the grave of Regulus Black and reflects upon his death and the fight between good and evil. My first fic so please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Severus S.
Common Ground by Mess reviews
In which young Severus Snape and Bellatrix Black strike up a friendship, over tea and torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Severus S., Bellatrix L.
My Day At The Ministry: Severus Snape by Faith Accompli reviews
Fudge is unwell, and he chooses Dumbledore as his replacement for the day. Dumbledore decides to delegate responsibility. The poor victim? Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Severus S.
Darkness Dying by Iniga reviews
It's 1980. James is afraid to think. Sirius is afraid to act. Remus is afraid to speak. Peter is afraid to confess. In other words, an answer to the old question: how could Sirius suspect Remus? Written prior to OotP, HBP, and DH. Now slightly AU. Done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,591 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/6/2001 - Published: 10/29/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
Some Things are Better Left Unknown by Giesbrecht reviews
Ch 1 slightly revised There are plenty of fics with Harry and Co. going back and time. What if the Marauders went forward?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,959 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/25/2001 - Published: 3/10/2001 - Complete
I Was Right by Earthwalk reviews
Severus Snape's years at Hogwarts, from entrance to graduation. Not Book 5 compliant yet, if ever. Warning: Some romance with Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,846 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/4/2001 - Published: 10/17/2000 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Catharsis by A'jes' Blue reviews
This is NOT a sequel to FMR... This is a Percy Weasley angst-ridden story... Born from the idea that Ron is a seventh son and Percy lost his best friend very, very early.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,268 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2001
The Speculum Curse by Hyphen reviews
It's the day before a big Quidditch game, and James is acting very strangely. Could it be a Slytherin curse? And can the other Marauders help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,854 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2001 - Published: 8/18/2000
Quidditch by Lilith True reviews
Cho Chang goes to a match two months after Cedric's death. Will she ever fly again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2001
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Voldemort Wants You to Eat Your Vegetables reviews
Minerva McGonagall doubts the Headmaster's judgement and sanity when he informs her of his appointment of Severus Snape to the position of Potion's Master and Head of Slytherin. Or she would if she thought he had any when it came to running her school. Sequel to 'Courtship', can be read seperately
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Geppetto's reviews
After the puppeteers are done with them Ron Weasley, his friends, his family, his enemies and people he merely remembers end up in a bar called Geppetto's. Can they ever get out, and has Snape already done so? Warning: Language and meta, way meta
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
To Regulus reviews
When you doubt the Dark Lord you are alone, even with those who share those doubts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Sirius B., Narcissa M., Regulus B., Evan R. - Complete
The 1982 English World Cup Squad reviews
Scott Wood, assistant coach to the English national Quidditch team, scouts the Gryffindor vs Slytherin game in the spring of 1978
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/23/2012 - James P., Regulus B. - Complete
Death Eater's Ladies Auxiliary reviews
1981 four seventh year Slytherin girls discuss what the future holds for them and whether there is something more than marrying a wealthy pureblood and having his children. Chapter 2 1998 second verse same as the first
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Pansy P., Alecto C. - Complete
Hatstalls reviews
The Sorting Hats thoughts as she changes the Sorting through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sorting Hat, Founders - Complete
A Proper Education reviews
Severus Snape evaluates his OWLS results and contemplates his roommates, his mother, Lily Evans, his teachers and why Bertram Aubrey doesn't count. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Mulciber's Dollhouse reviews
Mulciber - he specialized in the Imperius Curse, forced countless people to do horrible things! Rated M for horrible things, including non-con.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Mulciber, Severus S.
That Awful Boy reviews
Stuck raising her sister's child Petunia Dursley reaches out to the only wizard she knows in hopes of getting rid of him. No pairings. Read and Review. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Petunia D., Severus S. - Complete
Changing Into Someone Else reviews
Lily Potter discovers that to make two-hour Poly-Juice you need bicorn horn, boomslang skin and betrayal. Read and Review. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Courtship reviews
A rather awkward meeting between the head of the Order of the Phoenix and his most valuable spy unexpectedly becomes a job interview. No pairings. Oneshot, seqeulish 'Voldemort Wants You to Eat Your Vegetables' now up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Regret reviews
A Pansy Parkinson Story, written in the form of a college ap essay
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Draco M., Pansy P.
Reweaving Fate's Tapestry reviews
Voldemort is defeated. Draco Malfoy is miserable and on the run. Could time travel rectify this situation? Or only make it worse? And what is it with the dancing already? abandoned
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2002 - Published: 10/16/2002 - Draco M., Voldemort
Coincidence? reviews
Another Werewolf registry drabble, still not sure how counts words, this one scabbers era and not funny, but good none-the-less
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/6/2002 - Remus L., Percy W. - Complete
Untitled reviews
Werewolf Registry drabble entry that everyone says is absolutely hilarious. 100 words double checked, ffs counter off Remus POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Remus L., Aberforth D. - Complete
The Charter of the Board of Governors reviews
reads: The Charter of the Board of Governors of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Written in legalese, elaborates the powers and composition of the body that removed Dumbledore in the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
On Loyalty reviews
*CHAPTER 1* Snape and Pettigrew are stuck in detention, *CHAPTER 2* A rat and a snake walk into a bar *CHAPTER 3* Said snake and said rat are back again, but who can they trust. Not slash, rather what might happen if they talked to eachother
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2002 - Published: 12/14/2001 - Severus S., Peter P. - Complete
Gee, Auror Moody reviews
A filk to West Side Story's 'Gee, Officer Krupke' starring Draco, Gregory, Vincent, Blaise and Pansy with a guest appearance by Mad-Eye Moody and imitations of Snape and Trelawny. We ain't no death eaters, we're misunderstood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Draco M., Alastor M.
Garrick Randolph: Werewolf Hunter reviews
MWPP; At the beginning of the marauders' second year Sirius has developed an obsession for a new wizarding comic book that not all his friends like. r/r
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Why does it rain on Knockturn Alley? reviews
Snape's first year with a macabre sense of humor, Voldemort's table manners, the marauders underwear, a sorting and many more interesting things *chapter seven up* r/r GoF era written, AU post OOTP, abandoned
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,072 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1/24/2002 - Published: 4/29/2001 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Terence Higgs reviews
You ever wonder how the old seeker responded to the amazing broomstick bribe of second year? Well, here is a story for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Severus S., Terence H. - Complete
The Moon is Made of Cheese reviews
A fiction about the Apollo 11 moon landing, and how James, Sirius, Peter, Remus, Snape and Lily saw it r/r
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2001 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
Terry Boot and Professor Binns's Extra Credit reviews
Ravenclaw, the founders, no death count as yet , a crazy extra credit, division by zero, the grey lady, possible romance in the future, minor characters highlighted, and oh yes, that shoe kid *chapters 8 and 9* r/r abandoned
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,783 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2001 - Published: 9/22/2001 - Terry B., C. Binns
Mary Sue Snape reviews
This is a badfic that I wrote for Zai000 's MST's. Unedited in the original version. After you throw rotten tomatoes, you can see it MSTed in her Chapter 14. Please don't judge this by my other fics, or my other fics by this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2001
Blowing in the Wind reviews
Georgie mouse hears a song on the radio that gives him hope for finding the ultimate question
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/2/2001