Hello everyone. Im 20 and I live in New York City. How cool is that? I know. Well i'm one of the biggest SasuNaru fans known to man except I got beat down with a yuri paddle in a battle for the better genre (you know yuri or yaoi.) I and my yaoi paddle got my ass handed to me on a platter at New York Anime Festival. sigh yes I know what your thinking I suck right? Well anyway I Love Yaoi. I'm a Hardcore fan. I love Sasuke only with Naruto, and I absolutely hate NaruSasu or any other pairings with them. I write stories but I don't post them; I just read everyone else's.

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~You know you live in 2008 when...~

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3. The reason for not staying intouch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or a myspace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9. And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Ha this got me good darkalbino.

My fav couples are:

SasuNaru (as said before)

GaaNeji

KakIru

ShinoKiba (wierd I know)

ShikaTema

ShikaIno

KibaHina

KaoruShinji (Evangelion)

YukiShu

AoshiMisao from Rurouni Kenshin (I still love some straight couples and these two just stick to me like crazy glue.)

EdWin fma

and others.

I have moooooooooooore.

((20 Ways to Annoy Naruto))

1. Tell him Sasuke wants to have his "Man Babies"

2. Watch him faint

3. Once he's fainted, drag him to Sasuke's house, then sneak in and leave him in Sasuke's room

4. Tape his eyelids open and force him to read 200 SasuNaru yaoi fan-fics

5. Post photo-shopped pictures of him and Sasuke kissing on the Konoha website

6. Cover his bedroom walls with colourful print-out pics of a nude Sasuke and every guy inside the Naruto story

7. Throw random things at his head when you're behind him, if he asked you "Why did you do that?", say "Me? I didn't do anything! You're crazy! How dare you accuse me!" then walk away pretending to be offended

8. Ask him if he went to rehab for being addicted to crack Ramen

9. Show SasuNaru pics to all the ninjas inside the original story

10. When he says something "funny", laugh really loud for five minutes, then stop suddenly with a serious look on your face and say, "I don't get it"

11. Put as much laxative as possible in his ramen

12. Take all the toilet paper out of the bathrooms, then laugh outside the door when he's freaking out

13. Remind him of the day he shat himself (Lol, shat!)

14. Challenge him to a game of DDR

15. Cry when you realise there's no DDR in that era

16. Give him to Orochimaru for 5 bucks

17. Save him two days later, making sure he's fully traumatised by spending "quality time" with the snake

18. Lock him in a room with Sasuke for one week (I love this one the best!)

19. When he finally tries to kill you, scream, run in a circle, scream some more, and repeat this process until he just gives up and leaves

20. Last but not least, replace his boxers with thongs

((20 Ways to Annoy Sasuke))

1. Call him cockatoo

2. Go up to him and stare him directly in the face

3. If he asks what you're doing, say, "Hm...they're right, Itachi's way hotter"

4. When you greet him, say "Hiya, Itachi...I mean Sasuke"

5. Say that he looks like a mini Itachi

6. Say that Itachi is way cooler

7. Tell him Naruto's a lot stronger than him

8. Call him emo

9. Scream in a fangirl way "Sasuke-kunnn!" and chase him

10. Call the fangirls when he's around

11. Paint his nails purple when he's asleep

12. Paint red clouds on his clothes when he's asleep too

13. Take a picture of him like that

14. Dress him back to normal and when he wakes up, run over to him and say loudly, "Gee, Sasuke! I never knew you're in the Akatsuki!" and show him the picture (I love this one the best!)

15. Say that he's dating both Sakura and Ino

16. Then yell loudly, "You're a two-timer!"

17. Call forth the two bitches and get them to fight on who's dating Sasuke (sorry, but I hate those two!)

18. Throw Sasuke (and Naruto) inbetween

19. Show them the picture of the two boys kissing

20. Draw really freaky SasuNaru babies, show them to Sasuke and shout "Ahhhh! Hyperactive emo man babies! Ahhh!"

((20 Ways to Annoy Gaara))

1. Steal his gourd

2. Make a grafitti of the lyrics of Mr. Sandman on the gourd

3. Steal his cookies

4. Scream at the top of your lungs when you're on the roof "Peeping Tom!" then watch as the girls/mad boys come out

5. Then point at Gaara

6. Run up to him and ask where his eyebrows are

7. Tell him Lee loves him

8. When his eyes are like O.O say it was actually Neji

9. Kick him in the shin and demand the return of your teddy bear

10. Sing Mr. Sandman whenever he's around

11. Tell him he's weak

12. Tell him that Shukaku is a fuzzy kitty

13. Then yell "Gaara's fuzzy kitty has rabies, kill it!"

14. Tell him you think it's cute for him to have a "love" tatoo on his forehead (Lol, I'd like to do this one!)

15. Make a fake pic of Gaara and Neji hugging (And this one as well!)

16. Then sell it on E-bay

17. Steal his cookies (again) and give them to Neji

18. Tell him Elmo's looking for him

19. When he asks who, tell him it's Gai-sensei and give him a knife

20. Watch as he's being attacked (again) by Lee for killing his precious Gai-sensei

((20 Ways to Annoy Itachi))

1. Video him when he is taking a bath and show it to the public

2. Then blame it on Kisame

3. Cut his hair when he is asleep

4. Tell him the Sharingan looks stupid on him

5. Tell him he looks like a 100-year-old evil-freaking man

6. Give him a wrinkle-reducer cream

7. Put glue in his shampoo

8. Say Sasuke is way hotter than him

9. Replace his nail polish with a pink polish

10. Tell him his brother has a huge crush on him

11. Paint "I Love Kisame" on his door

12. Ask him why did he kill his clan repeatedly until he tells you

13. Ask him to kill your clan, if he refuses, then scream "Why! You killed yours, didn't ya!"

14. When he goes to kill your clan, tell him "Don't forget the little brother this time, 'kay?"

15. Make him eat sharkfin soup in front of Kisame

16. Steal his boxers and give it to Sasuke

17. Do the same with Sasuke's boxers, give it to him in return

18. Dress him as a princess for Halloween (I want to do this! X3)

19. Tell him the Uchiha sign looks like a tiny penis with huge balls (Lol!)

20. Spread rumours that he is actually a girl in disguise

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;(hell yeah!)
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;(Thats how I get lemons, ask angel of the fayth)
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;(not really I like her in pt 2.)
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;(so true)
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;(not real...ok so maybe alittle)
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;(she's reading my mind!)
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;(hell ya, SasuNaru for ever!!)
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;(I know! I keep saying that.)
You love reading this reader’s profile;
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;(before pt 2 yes. totally.)
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto;(I do but it's still kawaii in a way)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;(That me)
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;(Yes now ppl believe!!)
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);(I agree)
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;(dude I have that picture, kowaii...)
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (actually on the contrar they do and only angel of the fayth is a nonbeliever, shun the non believer. Shunnnnnn, shuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaah.)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..) (actually about that too. _; our club is successful going on two years now. With many new yaoi fans...)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" ;(O.O dude I have to do that, genius.)
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);(dude me too!)
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (actually I have them in my head and on paper not posted...);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;(guilty)
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle;(I can't because I dont have an Ipod, but soon you'll all see...Me and my 80 gig, and then who'll have the last laugh then HA!)
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)(actually. works for me except for on angel of the fayth, and yeah Im putting you on blast if your reading this.)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;(my mom knows that I like yaoi and she asks me every time like I never told her before and Im all to happy to explain every time =.=)
You sigh as this list ends XD

(Credits go to Tesina Gela Gardner! She's the one who made this awesome list! Thankies!)
Credit also to Sabaku no koneko from whom I toke said extra, the annoying lists, sasunaru or sasusaku (regurgitates) and the sasunaru list.

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Original List Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner"

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Naruto and Sasuke

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? Sasuke and Naruto NOT Naruto And Sasuke.

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI _

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Yes Tsunade at New York Anime Festival, both years and Anime Next last year; Sakura Matsuri (Akatsuki also) at Brooklyn Botanical gardens. Can anyone guess what city I live in? :p

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Ok...I have a Naruto Pillow of his face with an actual Naruto as the symbol on his hitai-aite, a Sasuke wallet, a Sai phone chain (his left arm's missing ;), A Naruto Poster on my wall, and Tsunade Cosplay

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? NO. They are destined to be with eachother.

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina Never NaruHina, even then I prefer Kiba as an Uke with Either Shino or Shika (Yes we figured out a perfect match for Kiba with a bonus of making Shino GAY!) Proud of herself

8) Sasu...Saku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU Never ever ever ever Sasu Saku (can't even put their names together it just sounds wrong.)

9) Which team is your favorite? Do you have to ask? It rhymes with Eleven.

10) Do you support the Obito theory? No, it's totally untrue since I know all about it now.

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? He IS his father Jiraiya revealed this in the manga before the arc where he...you know.

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Sasori and Deidara (I like two ok. So sue me!)

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke, Never give up Hope on idiots. They say even Geniuses are stupid sometimes.

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Naruto, Yes Shippuden not all, at least not yet.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Most except for the last 3 that were updated

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No not at all. Okay maybe alittle. Ok Not ADD, ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder.)

17) Sub or dub? Sub, It just sounds right in Japanese like how English cartoons sound good in English.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura. I don't hate her. She's gotten her act together and has become wiser. But I don't like the stupid crush she has on Naruto. That's just pushing it.

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny before I found out who he was.

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes, and I hate him.

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? How about Ugly Beast? :D

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku. (and Naruto)

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Both

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Naruto I love him When he's ukeish.

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? No, I just like bananas...What do you think? *rolls eyes*

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? I write oneshots but I don't think i'm good enough to write stories.

27) Do you like lemons? HELL YEAH

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No, Not really My mom teases me.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Nope but I will now. thx.

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yes, and they're all hilarious.

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? YES AND I TURNED THEM INTO RAGING SASUNARU/YAOI/EVERYTHING YUMMY YAOISH LOVERS

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? No TT^TT I can't draw to save a cow.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? Nu.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Life, yes... grades, not really.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? NO. :D

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Maybe if they have a yaoi edition, because I know it's straight, and i'm not really fond of straight couples.

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? HELL TO THE NO. It wouldn't be true even if you changed history.

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? No I'd probably make a baby cry TT^TT

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Yes but he can do without the nasty creepy had wings.

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? No. Not at all it's always 100 authentic baby. (I hate Mary Sues, Sue who(s) and male oc's can't remember the suffix for male oc's...)

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Maybe, but not in a bad way.

Did you know...

kissing is healthly.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to mascara on your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when the like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

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