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Author has written 2 stories for Familiar of Zero, Monster Hunter, and Undertale.

I am currently in a very, very difficult chapter of my life. I've been struggling for the past three years, and I will unfortunately not be updating anything until I've solved all of this sh!t that's been happening. Apologies.

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Zero no Tsukaima: Saito the Onmyoji by SeerKing reviews
Freshly graduated from the Imperial Academy of Onmyoji, Hiiraga Saito decides to take the longer scenic route on his way to his posting. Then, all of a sudden, he is teleported to a strange country ruled by Western Wizards by a small pink-haired mage. Saito has one question: What the heck is going on here? Harem, M-Rated later on. Cover Image by DARKPHANTOM13. Has TVTropes Page!
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 181,925 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 4,780 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Louise, Saito, Tabitha, Siesta]
Loopholes by DschingisKhan reviews
Louise didn't summon a dragon or a loser from another world. No, she summoned a girl from across the yard. How humiliating! But why is Tabitha agreeing to be her familiar? And how many teenage girls does it take to destabilise a geopolitical region anyway?
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,066 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 2/28/2016 - [Louise, Tabitha, Kirche]
Puzzling the Competition by TheTribeanal reviews
Fandom called, spaghetti answered.
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,498 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/11/2018 - Published: 12/2/2015
Instructions unclear, abandoned Canon by Sergeityarev reviews
Louise summons a guy.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 7/17/2018 - Louise, Saito, Tiffania, OC
Familiar Of Zero: Saving Grace by Autobot Rewind reviews
Saito gets saved from Louise, but not without a fight. Agnes trains him, but is it more than that? Who takes him on as a familiar, and what is his new power? Tabitha and Henrietta both love Saito, but is it possible to be with 2 queens? Where does this leave Siesta and Tiffania? Follow the Familiar Of Zero story, but with some changes. Saito,Tabitha,Siesta,Henrietta,Agnes,Tiffania
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 303,555 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 2/16/2016 - [Saito, Tabitha, Henrietta, Agnes] - Complete
The Second Toll by Silvershadowe reviews
Professor Edward Elric is a mystery. He doesn't believe in magic, is terrified of Transfiguration, and his health is less consistent than the Weasley twins's DADA attendance. It's up to the students of Hogwarts to uncover his past... before his strange illness kills their young professor. Rated T for language and blood. (On indefinite hiatus)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,702 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Edward E.
An entirely new Adventure by Ossa9919 reviews
Ok, you should know the drill by now. Dovahkiin gets summoned by Louise, shenanigans and the like ensue. I should mention that this happens a LOOONG time after the fall of Alduin; see story for details. This is my first real fanfiction, so don't go too hard on me. rated M for future violence, because really, what did you expect?
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,366 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 12/10/2015
Golden Eyes by QuestionablyCapableGhoul reviews
What happens when representatives from Amestris come to Hogwarts during the age of the Marauders? This does. Mustang's a teacher who views his students as minions. The Marauders are curious about the mystery surrounding Ed's past and Amestris. What could go wrong? DISCONTINUED, but is being rewritten under the name The Doer Alone Learneth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,204 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/18/2017 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Marauders, Edward E., Roy M.
Hylian of the Void by AIXE5110 reviews
Ocarina of Time/ Majora's Mask Child Link and The Familiar of Zero
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Familiar of Zero - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,179 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 112 - Published: 3/26/2017 - Link, Epona, Louise, Siesta
Alchemy Is NOT Magic, Damn It! by The Mirror Above the Sink reviews
Well, here he was, at this idiotic school called Frogwarts - ahem, Hogwarts. Seeing as this place is supposedly magical, Ed had no clue why the Fuhrer felt it necessary to send him here. But maybe, just maybe, he'd finally find a way to get his brother's body back without a Philosopher's Stone... and maybe he'd finally be able to act like a kid. (Semi-AU)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 49,256 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 2/17/2016
Fullmetal Magic by V.Blackthorne reviews
When he finds himself transported into a new world, will Edward be able to find a way to return? Or will the Fullmetal Alchemist have to forget his past life; his friends, his family, and be content with the world he has? Order of the Phoenix timeline.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,509 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Edward E.
Death Knight of Halkeginia by Writer with bad Grammar T-T reviews
In one timeline, Louise summon Saito Hiraga, a normal teenager that will become her lover and Hero for Tristain. But in this timeline, she summon different one, one that has went through Hell and War, and trying to find purpose in his life. OOCSaito! StrongSaito! Saitox? Small element of Nasuverse! REALLY need for Beta! Slight AU
Crossover - Warcraft & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,685 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 6/19/2016
UnderMetal by Chagrined reviews
The small rounded face of a young child stares back at you, their face the picture of poker-face perfection. The words 'LOST CHILD' is printed above their image, along with a oddly vague description beneath the picture. It only really mentions the child's age and name. You can't help but think whoever made this flyer isn't searching too hard. ((Indefinite Hiatus))
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,502 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Frisk, Sans
Hiraga Family Wrath by cornholio4 reviews
How would the people of Tristain Academy react when government agents from Saito's world is brought and how will Louise deal with Saito's father the Minister of Defence of Japan when he learns of his son's treatment? Saito/Tabitha.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 4/25/2016 - [Saito, Tabitha] Louise, OC
Harry Potter and The Child of the Underground by myster emm reviews
One year after defeating Voldemort... One year after the barrier is broken... The meeting of two heroes fills you with DETERMINATION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Harry P., Frisk
Hero of Zero by mrfuzz90 reviews
After Saitama finished his battle against Vaccine man, our bald hero forced to be summoned by Louise as familiar to save the city. Completely lost of this situation where Nobles control everything, magic exist and two moons. Things got weird for our bald hero. Will he be a slave for this noble little girl or be a hero as always? Rate T just in case. #Re-written in progess #
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 11/10/2015
It's Raining Somewhere Else by PitfallHarry101 reviews
In an attempt to find W.D. Gaster, 7 individuals open a way into the void, which has unforeseen consequences. They are all transported into the reality of Fairy Tail, in which they will work together to find a way back home, to their loved ones. Frisk is selectively mute as well as non-binary, Sans was in the PTA, and starts after the Galuna Island ark.
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,955 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2016
Roy Mustang and the Magic School by Immer Mit Der Ruhe reviews
"England?" Roy replies, disbelief clear in his tone. "England" doesn't exist outside of storybooks, a magical land where Equivalent Exchange doesn't need to be abided by. It appears that Dr. Marcoh's experimental transportation array was faultier than he'd anticipated. (Post-FMA:B/manga, set during Order of the Phoenix. Blind!Roy.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,150 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016
Keep Walking (Oneshot) by QuestionablyCapableGhoul reviews
What happens to Edward Elric in the battle of Hogwarts? (This is written on a whim...just warning potential readers or whatever.) (Oh, and one more warning! Major character death.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M., Winry R. - Complete
Star Wars: Force Zero by Lord Revan Flame reviews
The Sith are defeated, and balance is restored to the Force. The New Republic reigns over the free subjects of the Empire. Elsewhere, however, Halkeginia is on the verge of war. As conflict sparks beyond the walls of the academy, Louise summons a rather powerful man. He has been sent by the Force, and he shall fulfill his destiny in this world that somehow holds remnants of his.
Crossover - Star Wars & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Darth Vader, Louise, Tabitha
A Galaxy Far Far Away by mikey magee reviews
Finn has crashed landed on a strange planet far from his home galaxy. There are no droids, no starships, and worst of all, no one there speaks Basic. Well...no one except this strange man with an eye patch who sees clearer than any other. Who is this man, and why does he know so much about the Force? (A The Force Awakens/Avengers Crossover)
Crossover - Star Wars & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 41,855 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 8/1/2015 - M. Windu, Finn, Nick F., Falcon/ Sam W. - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
Death in Halkeginia by AbaddontheDevourer reviews
There are many MOD Harry summoning story's in this category. In this one Louise summons a Harry who is the personification of Death itself. Godlike!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Harry P., Louise, Longueville/Fouquet, Agnes
Above The Weeping World by SwallowTheSun reviews
When the Promised Day goes disastrously wrong Edward finds himself clutching at straws to get his brother back, but then he finds himself in a world of caged people living in fear of horrific man-eating giants. With the help of Eren and co. he strives to save humanity once more and get his brother's body back, all while an evil lays dormant inside him, slowly consuming him.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/2/2015
One punch man meets Majin Buu by JuleNkata reviews
Majin Buu seeks to kill Goku and Vegeta, but he runs on a different foe instead. How will things work out?
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/13/2015
Abandoned Hero of Zero by Masseffect-TxS reviews
After the capture of the criminal Fouquet, Louise's Father forces the contract between them to break forever. But this in not the end of our hero Saito, as he now strives for not only himself but for the people of Tristain as he becomes the sword of the people, the dog of the kingdom and the abandoned hero.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,055 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Saito, Siesta, Henrietta, Tiffania]
A Thousand Titan Kills by FUN 2 KNOW reviews
After a century of peace and prosperity the Titans struck a lethal blow to a dying humanity, who had fallen into a false sense of security due to the safety and assurance that the walls gave them. Humanity's very survival is on the precipice of extinction and hope of survival and victory is bleak; but the arrival of an one unlikely individual may be the game changing difference.
Crossover - Naruto & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 143 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Kakashi H.
Dovahsenil by Leo Septem reviews
What Louise wanted was a dragon, the greatest and strongest of all familiars. What she got was not quite what she expected, but exactly what she wanted.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,419 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Louise, Longueville/Fouquet
The City of Mages by Joyed Roman reviews
Louise just wanted to prove she wasn't a failure and summoning her familiar was going to prove that. She didn't expect to bring an entire city. Neither did she expect them to be the answer to her problem.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,891 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Louise, Siesta
The Familiar Times by The Uncreative reviews
The byproduct of having an idea and the free time to write. Saito crosses through the familiar summoning gate once more, only to find himself meeting Louise for the first time once again.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,373 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Psychic Serpent by Barb LP reviews
WINNER OF THE 2002 GOLDEN QUILL AWARD IN THE ROMANCE CATEGORY! Alternate Harry's 5th yr. He gets a snake who has the Sight. Romantic entanglements, Animagus training, house-elf liberation, giants, Snape's Pensieve and more! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 323,391 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 5/19/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Familiar of Zero: A Skele-ton of Trouble reviews
[OneShot?] When Louise summons her familiar, she never expected a... creature such as this to appear in front of her. *hey, kid. you ok?
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 118 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Louise, Sans
The Misadventures of a Familiar Hunter reviews
Now on her second year at Tristain's Magic Academy, Louise de la Valliere was obligated to perform at the Spring Familiar Summoning. She thought this was her final shot in proving herself, and wanted to summon a dragon. Unfortunately, what she got was something she never expected. Although he did slay dragons and other creatures alike at a daily basis. RATED T (to be safe)
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Monster Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Louise, Saito